你认为烧烤界地位最高的素菜是什么？
[What do you think is the barbecue the highest position in world vegetarian dishes? ]
成长，就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程！QQ ，微信号：sixiangjujiao-weixin
郭碧婷：分享图片
[Share photos]
工作請洽 奇奕娛樂 @qq
冷笑话精选：坏人变老了系列[微笑]这位老板要是手脚再慢一点，整个摊子都要被偷走了[doge]tRXuFwDr
[The bad guys getting old series [smiles] if the boss hands a little slower, the entire stall has to be stole the doge tRXuFwDr]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
英国报姐：那些曾经揭开自己的伤口，写下曾经绝望痛苦的遭遇的女作家，虽然有不解和非议，但她们还是希望让更多女性能从中获得鼓励和勇气
[Who opened his own wounds, write once despair painful experience of the writer, although a puzzled and criticism, but they still hope that more women can get encouragement and courage]
订阅号：UKUK。国外各种好玩的，报姐带你看世界
September记录一切美好：今天高兴 就送我挖出的两个年的prada小熊挂件吧（那一季小熊官方图 图），黑白熊猫也就那年挂过四五次，那个白熊（那年情人节小熊造型）就压根没用过…因为放着快年了，白熊变得有一点点米黄 然后黑白熊猫的右手手上那一颗水钻不见了。不介意且喜欢的话 就留言好了。只需要评论即可（我微博至今
[Today to send I dug out two New Year prada is hanged to bear (the official figure JiXiaoXiong figure), black and white panda is hung over four or five times that year, the white bear (valentines day that year bear modelling) is used at all... There is fast because years, become a little cream-colored white bear Then the black and white panda right hand that is missing a rhinestone. Dont mind and love Just leave a message. You just need to review (my weibo today]
非卖家无链接不代购不开网店不广告不推广不合作全自费买私人博地盘不回私不随便交友不推荐店铺UK混油心得分享随心记录爱信不信非包子会回击
一起神回复：五一放假期间的你[喵喵]
[During the May Day holiday you [meow meow]]
这里是神回复、高级黑、内涵淫才聚集地，请自觉投入你的节操。
猫扑：这位大婶你要把人家整个摊子都偷走吗？[衰]全程看得我好紧张。。。老板如果你再慢点儿，摊子上所有的东西都没有了！[生病]tRXnGkq
[The aunt you want stole the somebody else all stall? [failure] all I got so nervous... The boss if you slowly again, having nothing at all! [ill] tRXnGkq]
猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作：qq：
段子楼：当我们确认彼此相爱，确认三观相合，建立起了发生问题以后的沟通机制，甚至也确认了性的和谐，结婚对于我们，真的就不是一件需要多大勇气的事了。——酱腩菜籽
[When we love each other, confirmed through consistent, established a problem occurs after communication mechanism, also confirmed that sexual harmony, even get married for us, really, it is not a matter of how much courage. - pork sauce vegetable seeds]
段子Q群：。投稿在评论里@,翻译段子√.投稿√.段子挖坟√.合作QQ：
人民网：【入戏太深！男子酒后在派出所自称侯亮平！[笑cry]】男子酒后在派出所自称侯亮平，还要求民警通知省委沙书记、季检察长捞人！[笑cry] “我就是反贪局局长侯亮平，请你们现在通知省委，季检察长，还有京州市市委书记沙瑞金，你们没资格处理我……”[摊手]@成都商报 tRXmsOxP
[【 into play too deep! Man drunk by police alleged Hou Liangping! [laugh cry]] man drunk by police alleged Hou Liangping, also requires a police notice season sand secretary of provincial party committee, the attorney general for people! [laughing cry] I am the director of interviews is Hou Liangping now, please notify the provincial party committee, the seasons attorney general, and Beijing city municipal party committee secretary ShaRuiJin, you cant handle me... [stand hand] @ tRXmsOxP chengdu commercial daily]
报道全球 传播中国
英国那些事儿：排队拍集体照啦！！注意队形注意队形呀～～～～ tRXukYoM .
[Line group!! Pay attention to ah ~ ~ ~ ~ tRXukYoM formation note formation.]
一个在英国爱吐槽的主页君.没事爱分享英国最搞最有意思大小事.
Vista看天下：【女司机被碰瓷男扇耳光 掏出元：谁扇他钱归谁】大连一女司机被碰瓷男索要一千元，女车主不给，碰瓷男按住她就是一个耳光。女车主怒了，掏出元说：谁扇他钱归谁。重赏之下必有勇夫，人群中窜出两个小伙子，按住碰瓷男一顿狂扇，女车主当场付钱开车走人。tRtDtgJx
[【 women drivers are racketeer man slapped out yuan who fan who he owned by dalian a female driver was racketeer male for one thousand yuan, the owner does not give, racketeer male hold she is a slap in the face. Female owner nu, take out yuan said who fan he owned by who. Four questions below there will be YongFu, the crowd through the two guys, hold down the racketeer male a crazy fan, female owners pay on the spot to drive. tRtDtgJx]
vista看天下：中国发行量最大的新闻杂志，十天一期，内容涵盖时政、财经、娱乐、文化诸领域。我们的目标是：“做中国最好看的新闻杂志”。
新浪娱乐：#真人版银魂引进中国#有爆料称，小栗旬主演的真人版《银魂》有望引进中国，目前相关合同已经悉数搞定。新浪娱乐就此求证相关知情人士，得到消息称：该片将会引进，目前已有国内公司在运作相关事宜。真人版《银魂》由小栗旬主演，福田雄一执导，将于.在日本上映。预告>>tRXWJlSa
[# # live-action silver soul in China have revealed that, shun oguri live-action starring silver soul is expected to be introduced into China, the current related contracts it had done. Sina entertainment to prove relevant, people familiar with the matter, get news the film will be introduced, the existing domestic companies in operation. Live-action silver soul starring shun oguri, f Tian Xiong directed, will be. To be screened in Japan. Forecast > > tRXWJlSa]
新浪娱乐
最神奇的视频：泰国的这个猫咪广告，真的可以把心看化了！[喵喵] tRXuDbHT .
[In Thailand the cat ads, really can read the heart! [meow] tRXuDbHT.]
视频，就要神奇的！看神奇的视频就关注我，你绝对意想不到的视频！商务洽谈QQ：，邮箱：vvstar@inmyshow。
衣锦夜行的燕公子：今日新困惑：是不是所有男的都觉得自己对老婆女朋友很好？
渣男助理今天在吹牛对女朋友多好，五一带她去日本玩。我说，人家都为你打胎三次了。你也叫好？他说：打胎的钱都是我付的啊！（要不然咧？应该公司给你报销？）
另一个更渣的也觉得自己有情有义。我说，你就算了吧，这个话题你没有发言权。你
[Today the new confusion isnt all men feel good to wifes girlfriend? < br > men cheat philandering emotional assistant today bragging to a girlfriend, she went to Japan to play five area. I said, the somebody else all the abortion three times for you. You also clap? Abortion, he says, I pay the money is! (otherwise? Should the company reimburse you?) < br > another more slag also felt sentient beings have righteousness. I said, even if youre that the topic you have no voice. you]
世界就像是个巨大的马戏团,它让你兴奋,却让我惶恐。 因为我知道散场后永远是——有限温存,无限心酸。
央视新闻：【他们冒生命危险捡拾你随手丢掉的垃圾！别再乱扔！支持的转！】陡崖，深谷，只要有垃圾，哪怕是小小烟头，他们都会想方设法清理……他们是清洁工，飞悬崖走峭壁捡拾垃圾。在云台山风景区，每年能捡拾垃圾余吨！看看他们的工作↓↓↓一起倡议！外出不乱丢垃圾，我转发，我承诺！（图视觉中国）
[【 they risked their lives to pick up you casually discarded garbage! Dont throw! Support turn! Steep cliffs, deep canyons, as long as there is garbage, even a small cigarette butts, they will try to clean up... They are cleaner, fly the cliff cliff pick up litter. Each year in yuntai mountain scenic spot, can pick up litter tons! Look at their work left left left initiative together! Go out do not litter, I forward, I promise! Visual China (figure)]
“央视新闻”微博是中央电视台新闻中心官方微博，是央视重大新闻、突发事件、重点报道的首发平台。
单身的日常：那些年追过的小说，据说看过的三本以上的都已经结婚了，然而我。。。[拜拜][拜拜][拜拜]
[Novel overtake in those years, is said to have seen more than three copies are already married, but I... [bynum] [bynum] [bynum]]
我的心愿是...........成为一个单身富婆 （没有公众号）商务洽谈QQ：，邮箱：vvstar@inmyshow 。
我的前任是个极品：#品姐枕聊室
[Elder sister pillow chat room #]
我们不一定要完美的爱情，但求不要遇到那些极品伴侣！私信我爆出那些极品的极品事吧！发泄内心的负能量！
我的前任是极品：爱一个人最好的方式，是与他一起向着更好更明亮的地方去。[心]
[The best way to love a person, is together with him toward a better and more bright. [heart]]
【人生在世，总会遇到让你爆表的极品前任！！私信我！晒出那些贱人吧！！】
美妆小技巧：教你如何安全挤出黑头，不再害怕草莓鼻啦~[兔子] tRXuwsu .
[Teach you how to safely out black head, no longer afraid of strawberry nose ~ [] rabbit tRXuwsu.]
新浪最大的化妆技巧学习基地,记住：你若不美丽，内在给谁看！ 商务洽谈QQ：，邮箱：vvstar@inmyshow。
追风少年刘全有：不知道送什么，索性就全都送了[微笑]
[Do not know what to send, anyway all sent [smiles]]
我是一只蘑菇。同时我还是一个屁股。最后我还是吴彦祖。
我与贱客的日常：鬼步舞速成教学...哈哈哈~快来一起尬舞啊！[笑cry][doge] tRXuBSY .
[Ghost dance step crash course teaching... Ha ha ha ~ quick to full dance together! [laughing cry] [doge] tRXuBSY.]
各位骚侠，身边有人各种犯贱不？各类爆笑应有尽有，欢迎私信投稿贱事和调戏。
共青团中央：【国产航母命名“台湾号”？ 台湾节目：这样最好，保护我们就更好了[微笑]】某网站发起“我给航母来取名”投票中“台湾号”呼声最高，台湾的一档政论节目炸裂了，“三年成舰”的造舰速度让台湾媒体话不酸了，心不疼了，傲娇病也给治好了。有嘉宾称“最好叫‘台湾号’，不要打台湾，那样最好。”[笑cry]
[? [domestic carrier named Taiwan, Taiwan shows that would be best to protect us even better [smiles]] a website launched I named the carrier to vote Taiwan, calls for the highest, one of Taiwans political talk shows the crack, the ship in the three shipbuilding speed let Taiwan media words dont acid, the heart will not hurt, tsundere disease is cured. A guest says best call Taiwan number, dont hit Taiwan, as the best. [laughing cry]]
君之：水果奶油盒子蛋糕&木糠盒子蛋糕。曾经火爆网络的蛋糕，必然有它独特的魅力。这一次的视频，不但非常清晰的还原了盒子蛋糕的制作过程，超级详细，而且同时介绍了水果奶油盒子和木糠盒子两种盒子，超简单又超美味，来试试吧！#雀巢下午茶时光# tRXukWWn .
[Fruit cream cake box & wood chaff cake box. The once popular network cake, inevitably has its unique charm. This time of the video, not only clear the reduction of the cake box of the production process, super detailed, and at the same time introduces the chaff fruit cream box and wooden box two boxes, super simple and super delicious, try! # # nestles afternoon tea time tRXukWWn.]
男，金牛座，美食名博，美食撰稿人，畅销美食图书作者，“君之烘焙”手工曲奇网店创始人。 长帝电器形象代言人。工作邮箱：junsmorework@
英式没品笑话百科：传闻美联航赔了.亿美刀给被打乘客后，其它乘客现在的心情是这样的。
——KenWong_
[Rumours united lost. Billion dollars to be after passengers, other passengers now mood is like this. < br > < br > - KenWong_]
奇怪笑点与百无禁忌
红包君：#我手机里的你# 转发 然后看私信 两次机会 一般都能中，中了留言
[# # I phone you forwarded Then watch direct messages twice opportunities Usually, the in the message]
一言不合就发红包。
1024专员：大神以沙画再现《人民的名义》，配上bgm，荡气回肠！[赞] tRXugscB .
[Great god to sand painting reappearance in the name of the people, deserve to go up BGM, put up! [who] tRXugscB.]
想做网红的网黄！
口袋英语：宝宝都快睡着了，看到妈妈拍摄好想睡觉哟，但还要保持萌笑！！ [哆啦A梦花心]tRLrfX
[The baby was fast asleep, see mother yo really want to go to bed, but also keep of smile!!!!! TRLrfX [doraemon flower heart]]
非英语专业的野路子分享 | 欧美最新资讯强行搬运部 | 投喂E哥专用企鹅号QQ：
韩国me2day：【News】[Crush将作为颁奖嘉宾出席汉江发懵大赛] 日,首尔市汉江事业本部宣布将在日举办<汉江发懵大赛>.#CRUSH# 作为去年此项赛事的冠军,今年将以颁奖嘉宾的身份出席.
[[News 】 【 Crush han stunned the presenters will be attending the competition], the han business headquarters announced the city will be held in Japan < > han overwhelmed competition. # CRUSH# as the champion of this competition last year, this year will attend to the identities of the presenters.]
联系邮箱 meday@qq *与韩国媒体同步的全方位韩流报道,了解韩流的最佳窗口!!!*
英国报姐：年出生的阿根廷少年，发明一项新的D打印技术，帮助了世界上失去手的孩子们重获新生！实现他们“超级英雄”的梦～ [心]
[Born in Argentina, invented a new D printing, help lose hand of the children in the world a new lease on life! Achieve their dream of super hero ~ [heart]]
订阅号：UKUK。国外各种好玩的，报姐带你看世界
王义博：本来是奔着樱花去拍照，结果到的时候还很冷，花没有开。没有樱花的日本相对单调，出门溜达带着G X Mark II反而觉得舒服轻松。整理照片发现色彩还原好赞。感觉翻到的每一张，都是那一刻最真实的回忆。
[Was rushing to the results of the cherry blossom to be photographed, the time is still very cold, no flower. No cherry blossoms of Japan relatively drab, turn around with a G X Mark II feel comfortable easy instead. Found this photo album color restore good praise. Feeling to every one, the moment is the most real memories. ]
别跟我一般见识，只是个孩子 · 微信：一张王义博 合作邮箱：dh@yijiastudio 商务QQ： 约片请联系：@一甲摄影工作室
喵星人的喵星球：喵生好辛苦哦！为什么拉屎这种小事还要朕亲自来！tRXukEhX
[Meow born good hard! Why should move bowels a little thing I come in person! tRXukEhX]
做一只，有态度的喵星人。合作联系：shangwu@hamelon
思想聚焦：你正在上什么课？
[What class are you? ]
成长，就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程！QQ ，微信号：sixiangjujiao-weixin
季箐：有五分喜欢的人，恨不得把他挂在嘴上招摇过市，有七分喜欢的人，就只能跟至亲密友分享，有十分喜欢，那就谁也舍不得说了憋着，每天憋着一点小高兴像只松鼠攒着满腮帮子的果仁。
[There are five points of the person you like, very anxious to talk about him, there are seven points of the person you like, can only share with loved ones close friends, have a very like it, then who also said to hold, hold a little happy every day like a squirrel, saving her cheeks full of nuts. ]
愿深情都会被温柔以待。【除非微博私信回复，其余都是骗子】
玄学酱：近日某博主在社交软件上发了一张和女友的合照，但是镜子里反射的人和本体姿势却完全不同？？？回想关于镜子的诡异事情好像还不少...#玄浮都市#
[Recently a blogger on social software sent a picture of and his girlfriend, but the reflection in the mirror and body posture, but totally different??????? Think about the mirror weird things seemed a lot... Urban # # xuan floating]
我说的不一定是真的，也不一定是假的
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