Live in Beijing of emergencies, urgent messages. Only this one, a Beijing masterses son married do

北京人不知道的北京事儿：
    #北京身边事# 月日下午点北京华贸中心地库事故完整版，有点吓人。。。这女保安什么情况了[衰]🙏 tRXEeTt ​​​
[# # Beijing around June points in the afternoon the center Beijing, basement accident full version, is a bit scary... 这女保安什么情况了[衰]🙏 tRXEeTt ​​​]

直播北京突发事件，急事儿私信。只此一号，一个已婚的北京爷们儿用不正经的方式干一件靠谱的事儿。q

英国报姐：
    这对儿父母也是够骄傲了，萌的十次方。。。（油管：DEBORKADER）
tRXEDeBg ​​​
[This pair of parents is also a proud enough, of ten times... (tubing DEBORKADER) < br > tRXEDeBg]

订阅号：UKUK。国外各种好玩的，报姐带你看世界

思想聚焦：
    那个决定不考大学的女孩，最后怎么样了？ ​​​
[The girl decided not to take an examination of university, out in the end? ​​​]

成长，就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程！QQ ，微信号：sixiangjujiao-weixin

小野妹子学吐槽：
    推荐一首你最近单曲循环、却又没有烂大街霸榜的歌吧。 ​​​
[Recommend a recently single cycle, but you have no big bully list of songs. ​​​]

图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

澎湃新闻：
    【济南一高三女生被男同学打休克，学校警告：告诉家人就处分】tRXEDsl 据山东电视台报道，济南市回民中学高三女生小薇，被同班男生打成休克。更让人气愤的是，学校不但没有把事情第一时间告诉家长，反而警告被打女生，如果跟家人说了，就记处分。tRXEBdry ​​​
[【 a senior male classmate dozen girls were shock, jinan school warning lets tell our families will dispose 】 tRXEDsl according to shandong TV, jinan hui high school senior girl xiao wei, was classmate boy into shock. More let a person is angry, the school did not tell parents the things the first time, instead of warning is a girl, if say with my family, just remember. tRXEBdry]

有内涵的时政新媒体

我的朋友是个呆B：
    小姑娘发现自己喜欢的男生和别的女孩偷偷约会，气急败坏打电话过去质问，明年的奥斯卡影后就是你了[doge](ins kcstauffer)
tRXEDJyD ​​​
[Little girl found himself like the other girls and boys secretly dating, livid make a phone call past ask, is your next years best actress Oscar [doge] (ins kcstauffer) < br > tRXEDJyD]

没有什么事情是一顿披萨解决不了的

一起神回复：
    睡觉时的你，男朋友喂你吃东西时的你，和闺蜜一起逛街的你[猪头] ​​​
[Boyfriend sleep with you, feed you eat when you, and best friend to go shopping with you pig head []]

这里是神回复、高级黑、内涵淫才聚集地，请自觉投入你的节操。

鬼鬼吴映洁：
    恭喜@魏晨 發片了
請大家多多支持👊🏻

#旅程##苦盡甘來旺旺來##大家是笑我台語很爛# ​​​
[恭喜@魏晨 发片了
请大家多多支持👊🏻

#旅程##苦尽甘来旺旺来##大家是笑我台语很烂# ​​​]

每個人都會經過學走路的時候 總是需要一些時間學會走路... 有需要請找joannachiao@gmail (Joanna)

局座召忠：
    火炮向有“战争之神”的美誉，二战中%的伤亡都是火炮造成的。信息化战争中的火炮都是预警雷达火控雷达计算机控制，发现目标后要对目标进行跟踪定位，计算出目标特征方位距离运动速度等之后，将射击诸元分配给火控雷达，火炮随动系统自动进行射击瞄准，然后对目标精确打击。如果对预警雷达通信系统进 ​​​
[Artillery to its reputation as the god of war, in the second world war % deaths are the result of the artillery. Information warfare is the artillery in the early warning radar fire control radar computer control, found after target tracking to target and calculate the velocity characteristics of target azimuth distance, distributing the yuan will shoot to fire control radar, artillery servo system, automatically shooting aim, then the target precision. If the communication system into the early warning radar]

深情的高伟光：
    #傲娇与偏见# 算……福利么？ ​​​
[# # tsundere and prejudice to calculate... Welfare? ​​​]

工作联系jaywalk@jaywalk

冷笑话精选：
    这尾巴我能看一年……羡慕有尾巴的[喵喵]tRXEki ​​​
[The tail I can see a year... [meow] tRXEki envy have tails]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

全球热门搜罗：
    【马甲线训练完整版】——美女健身达人超详细讲解，七个瘦腹动作＋为期两周的腹部训练计划，卧槽，碉堡了，转给需要的朋友！！！tRmHLE ​​​
[Full version 】 【 ma jia line training - more detailed explanation, beauty fitness guru seven thin abdomen movement + two-week abdominal training plan, oh my god, bunkers, to need friends!!!!!! tRmHLE]

每日最佳搞笑幽默，居家旅行必备神器。——搜罗君

秒拍：
    厉害了我的大爷，居然跳的比我都好。。妹子也很有亮点～[二哈][二哈]#秒拍##带你上热门#tRXEjrfI ​​​
[Much of my big ye, incredibly jump better than I have.. Sister is also a bright spot ~ # ha ha] [two seconds # # # with you on the popular tRXEjrfI]

秒拍-秒拍大片！众多明星、美女都在玩的最新潮短视频分享应用。网页版：miaopai下载秒拍：miaopaidownload

当时我就震惊了：
    这个视频告诉我们小胳膊小腿打架的时候是会吃亏的[喵喵]tRXEkAAa ​​​
[This video tells us little arm crus fight [meow] tRXEkAAa is will suffer]

深扒娱乐热点，每天给你惊喜

头条新闻：
    #热点#【国防部回应网友给第二艘航母取名“皮皮虾”】近日，网上针对航母命名进行了票选活动，有人给航母起名“皮皮虾号”。对此，国防部发言人作出回应称，这是网友自发行为，我军对于海军舰艇的命名有相应规定，通常是在舰艇交接入列时公布。tRXEslz ​​​
[Hot # # 【 defense response netizen named the second aircraft carrier pipi shrimp) recently, the Internet carrier named for the poll, someone gave the name pipi shrimp aircraft carrier. To respond to this, a defense ministry spokesman said, this is spontaneous behavior, netizens have corresponding regulations to the naming of naval vessels, our army is usually announced on ships handover when loaded. tRXEslz]

每日播报全球各类重要资讯、突发新闻，全天小时即时发布。欢迎报料、投稿，请发私信或者邮件：xlttnews@vip.sina。

全球奇闻趣事：
    大湿：接下来我给大家表演一个瞎jb乱写[二哈] tRXEeoM . ​​​
[Big wet then Ill give you show a blind jb write two ha] [tRXEeoM.]

每日搜寻全球奇闻趣事，欢迎爆料。

思想聚焦：
    如果醒来发现自己变成了美国队长，你做的第一件事会是什么 ​​​
[If you woke up to find himself into captain America, what would be the first thing you do]

成长，就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程！QQ ，微信号：sixiangjujiao-weixin

英国那些事儿：
    爱心爆棚的铲屎官救了一只混过街头的独眼喵……没想到，这喵居然帮他挡了一波无妄之灾……喵：“反正你家是我的了，我就抽空帮你看着吧~”[喵喵] ​​​
[Love empty shovel excrement officer saved a mix of street one-eyed meow... Unexpectedly, the meow had helped him turned a wave of an accident... Meow, anyway, your house is mine, I will take time to help you to look at ~ [meow]]

一个在英国爱吐槽的主页君.没事爱分享英国最搞最有意思大小事.

趣闻搞笑：
    爸爸要去上班，三胞胎跟着车追了很久，这大概就是最简单的幸福吧！ tRXEeDB . ​​​
[Dad want to go to work, triplets with car chase for a long time, this is probably the most simple happiness! TRXEeDB.]

最好玩最创意的新鲜事，网罗最搞笑最欢乐的视频！

新浪体育：
    #恒大客战东方# 亚足联宣布，广州恒大的支持者们在周二的亚冠联赛涉嫌行为不当以及歧视行为，这违反了亚足联纪律和道德准则中第条和第条规定。而关于香港东方球迷那边则是只字未提[摊手][摊手]……有个F开头的单词不知道当讲不当讲……[摊手][摊手] tRXEkCms . ​​​
[# # constant team battle the east Asian football confederation announced that guangzhou Evergrande supporters on Tuesday in the afc champions league alleged misconduct and discrimination, this violated the afc discipline and ethics in the first article and article of the rules. Did not mention about Hong Kongs Orient fans there is [stand hand] [stand hand]... A a word beginning with a F I dont know when you speak improper... [stand hand] [stand hand] tRXEkCms.]

小时滚动播报最新的体育快讯，趣闻和视频。新浪记者团带来独家图文报道。欢迎爆料、投稿，请发私信或者邮件： sports@vip.sina

原图妈：
    ？？？ 这什么破输入法？ ​​​
[????? This broken input method? ​​​]

帮粉丝找任何无水印原图、表情包 爱粉护粉为己任。

最神奇的视频：
    生活总是不按套路出牌[摊手] tRXEeOE ​​​
[Life is always not in the CARDSstand hand tRXEeOE]

视频，就要神奇的！看神奇的视频就关注我，你绝对意想不到的视频！商务洽谈QQ：，邮箱：vvstar@inmyshow。

国防部发布：
    分享图片 ​​​
[Share photos]

CNU_blank：
    - ​​​


优秀视觉艺术图片分享｜中国视觉联盟（cnu.cc）

吳大偉DvWooooo：
    今天心情好么？
心情不好的话我早点下课 ​​​
[In a good mood today? < br > in a bad mood, I class early]

朴尔因子护肤品牌 创始人，作者，已出版《这世界，缺你不可》 工作邮箱：davidwoostudio@ 朴尔因子：purefactor@

韩国me2day：
    【日刊体育独家】[金希澈前往录制途中发生交通事故,幸未受伤] 日,据相关人士透露,#金希澈# 在前往<认识的哥哥>录制途中发生追尾事故,但不是大的事故.还说真的是很轻微的事故,为了不耽误接下来的录影,金希澈和化妆师先走了,经纪人留下收拾了现场.因为是很小的事情,所以金希澈也不太在意,积极地进行 ​​​
[[nikkan sports sole 】 【 sj way to record the traffic accident, luckily not hurt], according to relevant personage, # # sj on the way to brother > < know to record a collision accident, but not the big accident. Also really is a very slight accident, in order not to delay the next video, sj and makeup girl walked first, agent has left the scene. Because it is very small, so the sj also dont too care about, actively]

联系邮箱 meday@qq *与韩国媒体同步的全方位韩流报道,了解韩流的最佳窗口!!!*

零食少女：
    「去哪里找独立包装、方便又好吃的充饥小零食？」
#少女の零食藏宝箱##不可辜负的美食# ​​​
[Where to find independent packaging, convenient and delicious food snacks? < br > # girl の snacks treasure box food # # # not disappoint]

全世界最美的美食博主∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ 我们仙女，只吃零食。

我与贱客的日常：
    你女朋友睡觉时的样子…是不是看只猪都眉清目秀了！[doge][二哈] tRXEeZwK . ​​​
[The appearance of your girlfriend when sleeping... If see pigs are fine eyes! [doge] [two ha] tRXEeZwK.]

各位骚侠，身边有人各种犯贱不？各类爆笑应有尽有，欢迎私信投稿贱事和调戏。

人民日报：
    【探访年老百货：柜台摆了年 售货员还在用算盘】四块五一盒的友谊牌护手霜、九块钱一瓶的宫灯牌杏仁蜜…大商场里买不到的商品，在北京永安路百货商场仍有售。这家开业年的商场里，放着用了快年的柜台，售货员至今还在用算盘，有老顾客坐一个多小时公交来购物…tRXRpRV ​​​
[【 visit old department counter years Salesman still use abacus 】 four pieces May box of friendship card hand cream, nine dollars a bottle of palace lantern brand almond honey... Shopping malls can not buy goods, wing road department store in Beijing are still available. The opening years of the mall, put them in the fast in the counter, the salesman in using an abacus, yet have old customers for more than an hour bus to shopping... tRXRpRV]

人民日报法人微博。参与、沟通、记录时代。

单身的日常：
    如果结婚是这样，我单身一辈子也没关系 ​​​
[If marriage is such, I am single for the rest of your life and it doesnt matter]

我的心愿是...........成为一个单身富婆 （没有公众号）商务洽谈QQ：，邮箱：vvstar@inmyshow 。

一禅小和尚：
    师父说，那些你担心的，一定会到来，也一定会离去。你要做的，就是不要犹疑，坚定地走下去。 ​​​
[The master said, that you are worried about, will come, will leave too. You have to do, just dont hesitate, firmly go on. ​​​]

微~信~号“yichan”或者“一禅小和尚”~

我的前任是个极品：
    #品姐枕聊室 ​​​
[Elder sister pillow chat room #]

我们不一定要完美的爱情，但求不要遇到那些极品伴侣！私信我爆出那些极品的极品事吧！发泄内心的负能量！

王尼玛：
    猛料！暴走家族成员黑历史，铁柱加入我们的理由感天动地。tRXEeeFd ​​​
[Spice! Members of the family of outbreak black history, iron column to join our reason to move. tRXEeeFd]

处处留心皆暴漫，天下尼玛是一家。合作邮箱hezuo@baozou

创意铺子：
    最难写的一个汉字，却被他写绝了！[哆啦A梦吃惊]你们知道这是什么字吗？tRXTcjOC ​​​
[One of the most difficult to write Chinese characters, he write off! [doraemon surprised] do you know what is this word? tRXTcjOC]

铺主在此，大力勾引~！生活怎能没创意，快让创意围绕你！合作QQ：