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王者之间的巅峰对决。[酷]
[Confrontation between the king. [cool]]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
思想聚焦：这本书告诉你，离死亡越近越能明白生命的意义。
[This book tells you, the nearer the death can understand the meaning of life. ]
成长，就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程！QQ ，微信号：sixiangjujiao-weixin
头条新闻：#万象#【网恋少年少女遭家长反对 两人用将手粘一起】岁的媛媛和一岁的高中男生网恋后，成绩一落千丈。媛媛父母发现后没收了女儿手机来阻止这场异地恋。近日，男孩飞到大连，媛媛逃课去接。两个孩子用胶水将各自的一只手粘在了一起，高调地向媛媛父母“示爱”……tRXEOsq
[All # # the net love young girls parents objected to Two people stick together with the hand 】 after the yuan and the high school boys a year at the age of the net love, grades plummeted. Yuan parents find confiscated the daughter to stop the mobile phone after long distance relationship. Recently, the boy fly to dalian, yuan skipping classes to pick up. Two children with glue, in their hand, loudly to yuan parents love... tRXEOsq]
每日播报全球各类重要资讯、突发新闻，全天小时即时发布。欢迎报料、投稿，请发私信或者邮件：xlttnews@vip.sina。
央视新闻：【场面壮观！百万螃蟹“入侵”古巴】近日，为繁衍后代，古巴猪湾一支螃蟹大军集体横穿马路，涌向海边产卵。数百万的螃蟹横穿马路，所到之处路面全被覆盖，路人直呼无立足之地！戳视频↓密恐症慎入！看完视频，你想说_______？ [馋嘴]tRXEdi
[【 spectacle! Millions of crab invasion Cuba 】 recently, for reproduction, an army of crab collective crossing Cuba the bay of pigs, flocking to the beach to lay eggs. Millions of crab crossing the road, wherever the road are covered completely, no place to passers-by to call! Poke video left secret fear of disease slow down into the! Watching the video, you want to say...? [available] tRXEdi]
“央视新闻”微博是中央电视台新闻中心官方微博，是央视重大新闻、突发事件、重点报道的首发平台。
每日一狗：Kapone是一只缺少一条腿的狗狗，走路还不太稳的它每天都会在门口等着小伙伴放学，接回小伙伴后再颤颤巍巍地走回家。自己还需要被担心，却时常在担心别人，狗狗对人的爱不会因为什么而改变！[心] tRXEOHRQ .
[Kapone is a lack of a leg of a dog, walk also dont it at the door waiting for every day of school, take back a friend again after quivering ground to walk home. Oneself still need to be worried about, but often worried about others, the dog dog to the persons love will not change because of what! [heart] tRXEOHRQ.]
每天分享最有趣、最可爱的狗狗！ ♪(´ε｀)家里有一只比熊阿布，一只法斗阿兜！
Happy张江：哎呦，学一手，有个小哥发现自己的银行卡被盗走万，二话不说先存进一百块钱，然后的事情就厉害了！[good]tRXEpaEd
[Oh, learn with one hand, there is a small brother found his card stolen, word first into one hundred dollars, then things are bad! [good] tRXEpaEd]
每日搜集整理发布各类新鲜资讯，欢迎私信
ELLE：#娣玲组合来了#相爱相杀年的@小S 和@林志玲 ，在#ELLE月刊#的封面拍摄现场，毫不客气将“矛盾”摆上台面，吐槽不停，比拼不止。但怼完之后，小S吐露两人在拍新电影时好好交了心，应该会把林志玲拉进姐妹淘——正应了林志玲说的：S是因为爱我，所以黑我。如此精彩的两人，在摄影师@梅远贵 的镜头下，
[# her ling to slay the love # @ in small S and @ Lin, filming the scene, the front cover of the # # ELLE issue an irreverent will contradiction is placed on the table, ridicule, compete not only. But after Dui, small S confide in a movie when to hand in the heart, should be to pull the Lin into sisters tao - this is Lin said S because I love, so black me. So wonderful, two people under the photographer @ MeiYuan your lens,]
年进入中国，《ELLE世界时装之苑》成为最受女性喜爱的时尚杂志；年ELLE中文网建立，是中国大陆唯一高端女性门户网站。
马伯庸：鲁迅先生真是常看常新。翻到他一篇日记，原来他也有过“不要和傻逼争辩”的无奈。
[Lu xun was often look fresh. Turn to him a journal, it turned out that he had a dont argue with idiots helpless. ]
朴实刚健，情绪多变，事少食烦，低调爱现。
滕雨佳Amiu：有一种绝望叫手残，有一种幸运叫遇到这个视频。分钟教手残党种发型，看了你就赚了[酷]tRXEkl
[There is a despair that hand, there is a kind of lucky met the video call. Minute hand teach remnants of hairstyle, saw you make [cool] tRXEkl]
淘宝店铺Shock Amiujstorymade.m.taobao
图院长：这个「打翻の味噌汤」手机支架能把强迫症逼疯吧……[拜拜] twi：IWASAKI_SAMPLE
[This upset の miso soup can phone support ocd crazy...... [bynum] twi IWASAKI_SAMPLE]
波杰克马男：三观不合真的很难做朋友，
因为思想 经历 感官，
全都不一样，
就像我说大海很漂亮，
你却说淹死过很多人。
[Through out its really hard to make friends, < br > because thought through the senses, < br > are all different, < br > as I said the sea is very beautiful, < br > but you said many people drowned. ]
我不想做人了
三联生活周刊：主人出门后，狗子独自在家……哈哈哈仿佛看到了假期老妈出门后的自己[笑cry]tRXEVM @蚂蚁视频
[Dog owners to go out, home alone... Ha ha ha seem to see the holiday after mother left his [laugh cry] tRXEVM @ video ants]
一本杂志和他倡导的生活.
我的朋友是个呆B：当你觉得冬天已经过去，天终于要暖和起来了。。(油管ChrisBalmert)
tRXExkTL
[When you feel the winter is past, the day is finally warming up.. (tubing ChrisBalmert) < br > tRXExkTL]
没有什么事情是一顿披萨解决不了的
新浪汽车：#出行生活#曼谷国际车展上的一段舞蹈。。。看得我好尴尬 ，左边第一位哈哈哈哈！tRbdMNME
[Travel life # # Bangkok international auto show a dance... I got good embarrassed, left the first ha ha ha ha! tRbdMNME]
最新鲜的汽车资讯；
最快速的新车报道；
最全面的车型数据；
最及时的车型报价；
最丰富的汽车活动。
痒气美少女：台湾这只柴犬Nana超聪明，只要主人说臭臭，它就会生气！夸它香香会赏香吻哦~[亲亲]哈哈哈哈成精了！[哈哈][哈哈] tRXEpnq .
[Taiwan the shiba inu Nana super smart, as long as the owners say smelly smelly, it will be angry! Kua it xiang xiang will reward [kiss] kiss ~ ha ha ha ha into a fine! [ha ha] [ha ha] tRXEpnq.]
我就是我，颜 射 不一样的我！！广告合作QQ联系：
阚清子：生活不就是应该做着自己喜欢的事情嘛
[Life is not should be doing the thing that oneself like]
阚（kàn）清子 工作联系：
史上第一最最搞：厉害了我的大爷[笑cry] tRXEOXq .
[Much of my big ye [laugh cry] tRXEOXq.]
让好心情发酵，蒸发掉所有负能量
英国那些事儿：小哥被一只白化袋鼠看上了……这又是亲又是抱又是撕衣服的……小哥你就从了人家吧[哈哈][污]tRXEjZYi
[The little elder brother was an albino kangaroos attracts... The kissing and hugging and torn clothes... Little elder brother you from somebody else. (haha) [pollution] tRXEjZYi]
一个在英国爱吐槽的主页君.没事爱分享英国最搞最有意思大小事.
BIGBANG资讯台：中字 | #BIGBANG#
《Run, BIGBANG Scout! 》- EP
tRXRQji
中字来啦，就是一集太短啦，看不够可爱的五只！
[THE word | # BIGBANG# < br > Run, BIGBANG Scout! - EP < THE GATHERING BEGINS > < br > tRXRQji < br > in word, is a set too short, cant get enough lovely five! ]
BIGBANG资讯台,G-Dragon,太阳,TOP,大声，胜利！关于五只的最新资讯，高清美图，票务信息。
Marco_徐晓峰：黄飞鸿！
[Huang fei hong! ]
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新浪财经：【民工带斤煎饼外出打工 午餐花元】在马路上安装监控线缆的师傅每天早点起床，点开工，下午点半下班。每人各带斤山东煎饼，因为干体力活，每人一顿饭就得吃掉半斤，煎饼元一斤，比起城市动辄几块钱的快餐，一顿才花一块钱，他们觉得这样省钱。#民工带斤煎饼打工# tRXEOxyo
[The migrant workers with jin pancakes go out to work Lunch for yuan 】 to install on the road to monitor cable master to get up early every day, start point, in the afternoon at work. Each shandong pancakes with jin, because do physical labor, each person will have to eat a meal and a half jins, pancakes yuan a catty, compared to cities at fast food of a few dollars, only spent one yuan, they think it save money. # # migrant workers work with jin pancakes tRXEOxyo]
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酒足饭饱勾二嫂：你女朋友睡觉的样子。[doge] tRXENMa .
[The appearance of your girlfriend to sleep. [doge] tRXENMa.]
正在前往高冷路上的K千足金纯逗逼！好了，就说这么多，多了装高冷就破功了。合作请私信或Q我：
杨采妮：親愛的小寶貝們，謝謝你們，到我們的生命裏來,讓我們對愛多了另一種新體悟。爸爸媽媽一直是懷著感恩的心來迎接你們，我們承諾會用心愛著你們，亦希望你們能在充滿愛和感恩之下，健康平安地成長，擁有自己幸福的人生。
在此要感謝協助我們迎接這兩位小寶貝的醫生和護士們、一直關心問候我們的朋友、您們
[Dear baby, thank you, to our life, let us to love another new gown. Mom and dad has always been with gratitude to meet you, we promise will use beloved you, also hope you can under the full of love and gratitude, health, peace, have their own happy life. < br > thanks to assist us in this meet the two little baby of doctors and nurses, has been concerned with regards to our friends, and you]
PEACE be with YOU
全球健身中心：【教你如何跳绳[抱抱]】不会跳绳的朋友看过来，如果你家里有一根跳绳，OK！开始训练吧！搭配跳绳的有氧减脂训练，不占空间，不占时间，随时随地都可以有效的练起来[来]tRXELAg
[Dont teach you how to jump rope [hug] 】 【 rope skipping friends come over, if you have a jumping rope in the home, OK! Start training! Collocation rope skipping training in aerobic reduced fat, does not occupy a space, dont take any time, anywhere can be [to] tRXELAg effective practice]
最大最全的健身微博，来自中日韩欧美等最热门的健身教程，加上专业的教练指导，总有一款适合你！商务洽谈QQ：，邮箱：vvstar@inmyshow
6岛岛：拍了几百张找了张帅帅的显瘦的。可见三儿不随我，我随便拍都很瓜子脸。
[Took hundreds of Denver handsome show thin. Three son is not with me, I literally clap is oval faces. ]
养了狗一样的猫，弹琴，纹身，帅气阳光不要脸。
正常人办不出这种事儿：中国古代匠人发明的榫卯机构巧夺天工。不用钉子，太厉害了！
[Wonderful artical excelling nature of Chinese ancient craftsmen invented mortise and tenon joint institutions. Without nails, amazing! ]
本中心宣传口号：扬我国威振兴中华。精神病人思维广，弱智儿童欢乐多『内有限制级的小秘密哟』
吴昕：美丽坚守，执着于昕[心][心][心][心] @安露莎化妆品 tRXEljJZ .
[Beautiful stick, persistent Yu Xin [heart] [heart] [heart] [heart] @ tRXEljJZ anosa cosmetics.]
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噗嗤大叔：女性如何在短时间内修炼一副好皮囊，提升魅力值？
[Women how to practice in a short time a good skin, enhance charisma? ]
公眾號：朱门大叔 （ID：ouba ）
郑秀文Sammi：如果我变成男人，樣子是這樣的。哈哈！忽然觉得有点像一位已經很成功的男演員。你们猜猜（感觉）是哪位男演員？😉😄
[If I become a man, look like is like this. Ha ha! Suddenly feel a bit like a already very successful actor. You guess what is (feel) an actor? 😉😄 ]
Woman
英国报姐：很多人觉得用法语讲什么话都会听着很浪漫。这位男子禁不住女友请求，用法语对她各种诉说着“情话”。
tRXEjZPl
[What a lot of people think speak in French words will listen very romantic. The man couldnt help his girlfriend request, in French variety of telling the line to her. < br > tRXEjZPl]
订阅号：UKUK。国外各种好玩的，报姐带你看世界
创意铺子：一部小黄人的暖心动画短片《宠物》，萌爆了[哆啦A梦花心]小黄人养的宠物，居然是个小飞碟！tRXCAWB
[A yellow man animation short film pet, the warm heart of burst [doraemon flower heart] yellow people raising pets, actually is A small flying saucer! tRXCAWB]
铺主在此，大力勾引~！生活怎能没创意，快让创意围绕你！合作QQ：
YouTube精彩视频：【因换脸软件而出现的惨剧】风靡全球的“换脸”游戏，终于还是把魔爪伸向了父母与宝宝。。父母们和宝宝换脸，这画风也太魔性了！[笑cry]tRXEOYke
翻译、分享国外各种新鲜好玩的视频 【订阅号：youtubeSP】
请与逗比同归于尽：黑我，随你。但别带我家人。
[Black, I with you. But dont take my family. ]
王者荣耀逗比主播、花白二爷的铲屎大将军。
新闻晨报：【一个逆天的国产动画短片——《#桃花源记#》，分钟，取材于陶渊明笔下家喻户晓的同名故事】这个画风才是真正的国漫，时间较长，建议先马再看！！！tRXEZNR
[【 a fate of domestic animation short film - # # the shangri-la record, minutes, based on tao yuanmings household of the same story 】 the diffuse painting style is the real countries, for a long time, suggest first horse again see!!!!!! tRXEZNR]
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