2017年4月30日星期日

Poison tongue mouth base teases, YanZheng meter of eight legs are long, cold brother eight pieces o

冷笑话精选:
    哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈每次去夜店的你!没毛病![笑cry]tRXgln ​​​
[Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha you every time they go to a nightclub! No problem! [laughing cry] tRXgln]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

September记录一切美好:
    Colourpop的super shock shadow系列之枚单色眼影试色功课。对于每个颜色我的想法以及每个段落最后的总结点评和看法都自认为记录得很详细了。大家仔细看文字哈。 ​​​
[Colourpop super shock shadow series of monochromatic eye shadow color test work. Each paragraph for each of the color of my idea and finally the summary of the comments and views are very detailed thought record. We carefully read the writing. ​​​]

非卖家无链接不代购不开网店不广告不推广不合作全自费买私人博地盘不回私不随便交友不推荐店铺UK混油心得分享随心记录爱信不信非包子会回击

最神奇的视频:
    突然发现自己有孩子了,这只金毛爸爸好像完全没做好心理准备,不敢去面对这现实。[doge] tRXgjaeb . ​​​
[Suddenly found themselves with a baby, this golden retriever dad seemed completely didnt prepare, dare not to face the reality. [doge] tRXgjaeb.]

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张沫凡MOMO:
    ❤️ 第一本书~ ​​​
[❤ ️ first book ~]

爆脾气摩羯,尊重是相互的~

北京人不知道的北京事儿:
    #北京事儿#【[怒]】@Totoro鲨 :高碑店北路中建八局承建的华润酒店扩建工程。水泥车明目张胆逆行,造成堵车,竟然还辱骂正常行驶的司机,说自己每天都这么开。。。敢问谁给你的权利?tRXBZ ​​​
[# # [[anger]] about Beijing @ Totoro shark gaobeidian north road zhongjian eight innings of CRC hotel expansion project. Cement trucks gross retrograde, cause traffic jams, unexpectedly also abused the normal drivers, say oneself every day so open... Who give you the right? tRXBZ]

直播北京突发事件,急事儿私信。只此一号,一个已婚的北京爷们儿用不正经的方式干一件靠谱的事儿。q

人民日报:
    【只是仰了下头,男子竟高位截瘫!速转颈椎保养手册!】浙江台州岁的陈某是手工艺人,每天低着头干活。日,陈某伸了个懒腰,头随之后仰,不料突然全身没力瘫倒在地。经诊断为颈椎骨折错位导致高位截瘫,或无法恢复,其脊柱结构不稳与常年低头有关。tRXgYod颈椎保养手册↓转给低头族! ​​​
[【 just lifted up his head, man paraplegic! Quick turn cervical maintenance manual!] Zhejiang taizhou XXL is at the age of craftsmen, low head to work every day. Day, Chen had a stretch, head back then, only to suddenly cant force collapsed. The diagnosis of cervical spine fracture dislocation caused high paraplegia, or unable to restore, the structure of spinal instability associated with perennial bow. TRXgYod cervical maintenance manual left to lower the head to race! ​​​]

人民日报法人微博。参与、沟通、记录时代。

嗨氏:
    #嗨氏# 好久没发幺妹的照片了,发一组凌晨睡觉觉卖萌照[可爱] ​​​
[# # his havent send photos of the youngest sister for a long time, to send a set of sleep sleep in the morning show MOE as [lovely]]

嗨吃不够零食店:haichibugou.taobao 虎牙直播地址:huyahaishi 优酷、B站、爱拍视频作者

新京报:
    【清华学术女神颜宁获世界大奖:勇敢做你自己】她岁成为清华最年轻博导,岁率平均年龄不到岁的团队攻克困扰结构生物学界半世纪的难题,她是颜宁,当之无愧的学霸,清华和普林斯顿的学术女神。近日,颜宁获“影响世界华人大奖”。她曾畅谈自己的科研经历和人生感悟↓↓tRXgJRG ​​​
[[tsinghua academic goddess in the world award YanNing brave be yourself 】 age she became the most young tutors, tsinghua team rate average age less than the age of crack problem in structural biology and a half centuries, is she YanNing, worthy of students with excellent grades, tsinghua university and Princeton academic goddess. Recently, the YanNing affect the world Chinese lottery. She used to talk about their research experiences and life feeling left left tRXgJRG down down]

一份以责任为灵魂的报纸;一份致力于记录时代步伐的报纸;一份进步、美好的报纸。新京报,品质源于责任。

新浪娱乐:
    @黄渤 晒出一组在《记忆大师》片场拍摄的其他主演的片场照,艺术感十足。摄影这副业黄渤可以说是干得相当漂亮了[哆啦A梦吃惊]→tRXdWnu ​​​
[@ Huang Bo bask in a group shot in the master of memory set starring other studios, art is dye-in-the-wood. Photography this sideline Huang Bo can be done A pretty [doraemon surprised] - > tRXdWnu]

新浪娱乐

全球奇闻趣事:
    把切好的水果给我,我愿意一天不吃肉。 ​​​​
[Give me the cut fruit, I would like to one day dont eat meat. ​​​​]

每日搜寻全球奇闻趣事,欢迎爆料。

郑秀文Sammi:
    漫長車程,哼哼歌解闷。🎼🎼🎼 tRXgHGKo . ​​​
[解闷漫长车左右,哼哼歌。🎼🎼🎼trxghgko . .]

Woman

一只布丁熊:
    【鹿晗吴倩】#鹿晗好好吃饭吧#
这段舞蹈太帅了啊啊啊啊啊啊
好好吃饭吧正在直播录制[憧憬]链接戳tRXgXONE
tRXgLzG . ​​​

[【 Lu Han sena 】 # # Lu Han eat well < br > this dance is too handsome agghh ah ha < br > have a good dinner is a live recording [hope] poke tRXgXONE link < br > tRXgLzG.]

命给您 🙋@M鹿M

美剧迷:
    《闪电侠》男星Grant Gustin和女友LA Thoma订婚了!恭喜~![心] ​​​
[Flash actor Grant Gustin and girlfriend LA Thoma engaged! Congratulations ~! [heart]]

新浪第一美剧微博,你的每天美剧资讯入口!咨询、合作请私信或Email:meijumi@gmail

韩国me2day:
    今日播出的#蒙面歌王# 中‘扇子道士’拿下蒙面,原来是#WINNER# 的成员#姜昇润# !!!对于出演原因,姜昇润说“年进行着组合活动,想念solo的舞台,所以这次出演了.” ​​​
[In todays broadcast of the # # masked singer fan monks had masked, originally is a member of the # WINNER# # # Jiang Sheng embellish!!!!!! For star in reason, Jiang Sheng embellish said. in carrying on the combination of activities, miss solo stage, so in this time.]

联系邮箱 meday@qq *与韩国媒体同步的全方位韩流报道,了解韩流的最佳窗口!!!*

世界搞笑排行榜:
    各种奇葩的开门方式,最后一个真是绝了,哈哈哈哈笑出眼泪。。[笑cry] tRXrBY . ​​​​
[All kinds of wonderful work way of open the door, the last one is really perfect, ha ha ha ha laugh out of tears.. [laughing cry] tRXrBY.]

搜索分享风趣、幽默、好玩、好笑、内涵、亮点内容。 合作联系qq

英国那些事儿:
    他俩从十几岁就开始互相写信分享人生经历和心情,却从来没有见过面……年后,两人终于相逢,一切尽在不言中…… ​​​
[Them from more than ten years, and he began to write to each other to share experiences and feelings, but never met... Years later, two people finally meet, when you say nothing at all... ​​​]

一个在英国爱吐槽的主页君.没事爱分享英国最搞最有意思大小事.

DIY设计我的家:
    【厨房科普知多少】这是一篇关于厨房橱柜的设计说明,以文字加配图的方式,非常实用,一起涨涨姿势!作者:逯薇 ​​​​
[【 kitchen science know how much this is an essay about the kitchen cabinet design, in the form of text and pictures, very practical, waxed pose together! Author LuWei]

创意成就生活,一起DIY,打造属于我们独一无二的美好家居,欢迎关注!可私信投稿哦~

波杰克马男:
    真正决定一个人成就的,不是出身,也不是运气,而是坚持和付出。 ​​​
[Actually determine the achievements of a person, not from, nor luck, but to insist on and pay. ​​​]

我不想做人了

追剧全攻略:
    法国电影《La Boum》(初吻)插曲《Reality》Richard Sanderson,青春美丽的苏菲·玛索,青涩的恋情,浪漫的旋律,戴耳机的瞬间太浪漫,用音乐回味初恋的味道。[心] tRAqAfn ​ ​​​
[French film La Boum (kiss) episode Reality Richard Sanderson, youth beautiful Sophie Marceau, young romance, romantic melodies, wearing headphones too romantic moment, with music recall the taste of first love. [heart] tRAqAfn]

希望喜欢一切好剧的亲们一起来关注@追剧全攻略^_^欢迎投稿推荐哦~

神奇的吐槽君:
    “岁活得像退休老干部,怎么才能交到新朋友?” ​​​
[Live like at the age of retired veteran cadres, how to make new friends? ​​​]

北美吐槽君官方国内分站,欢迎私信吐槽。公众号:crazytucao【商务合作请联系:ad@beimeitucaojun】

揭秘那些破事儿:
    网友说蒋欣是不是应该蒋大壮,作为明星,这身材也太不合格了吧 ​​​
[Netizens said rulu should Jiang Dazhuang, as a star, this figure is too not qualified]

专门揭秘那些破事儿,微博合作联系vx:gossipgirl

LEO它爹:
    这可咋整?怎么照都能露出一点儿[汗] ​​​
[How can it do? How do can reveal a bit [Mr Khan]]

两对老夫少妻的逗比日常……

神店通缉令:
    喝醉之后的你,也许…… ​​​
[You drunk, perhaps... ​​​]

微信公z号:tuijian 快上车,来不及解释了

吴悠morefree:
     #日落东单# 第二周 PM-PM(来自tRXgTUX)APP下载地址:tRXmvqXr ​​​
[Dongdan # # sunset in the second week of PM - PM (from tRXgTUX) APP download address tRXmvqXr]

KEEP DA DREAM ALIVE 在世俗中出家 商业合作:(经纪人微信)

新浪体育:
    #高光时刻#奥胖生涯大灌篮,个个血腥残暴。巅峰奥胖堪称人形坦克,擦着即伤碰着便亡,即便连篮架也能轻松扣翻[吃惊][吃惊][吃惊]一起来感受一下被奥尼尔支配的恐惧吧!tRXgxybw ​​​
[# # perfect moment the Slam Dunk fat career, all the bloody cruel. The fat is the top human tanks, wipe the touched was dead or wounded, even the basket also can be easily buckle turned [surprised] [surprised] [surprised] governed by o neill together to feel the fear!!!! tRXgxybw]

小时滚动播报最新的体育快讯,趣闻和视频。新浪记者团带来独家图文报道。欢迎爆料、投稿,请发私信或者邮件: sports@vip.sina

澎湃新闻:
    【对话被秒杀“的太极拳师雷雷:输赢都接受,站出来为发声】tRXgQlVX 月日,格斗教练徐晓冬和太极拳师雷雷在成都进行了一场比试。 双方较量持续不到秒,身穿白衣黑裤的雷雷被击倒在地。这场决斗“秒杀”的视频直播在当晚播放破百万次,雷雷被打倒在地的截图也在网上广泛流传,有人质 ​​​
[The dialogue was seconds kill tai chi master gaga winning or losing is accepted, stand out as the voice 】 tRXgQlVX month date, combat coach Xu Xiaodong and taijiquan teacher gaga in chengdu had a race. The two sides fight for less than seconds, wearing a white coat and black pants gaga was down to the ground. The duel kill the live video broadcast on the evening of one million times, gaga was down in the screenshot is widely circulated on the Internet, have a hostage]

有内涵的时政新媒体

一起神回复:
    哈哈哈哈我也是! ​​​
[Ha ha ha ha me too! ​​​]

这里是神回复、高级黑、内涵淫才聚集地,请自觉投入你的节操。

人民网:
    【又闯祸!穿高跟鞋开车,究竟险在哪?】近日,北京华贸地库发生车祸。司机穿高跟鞋开车撞墙,致一死二伤。高跟鞋开车究竟危险在哪里?实验证明,穿高跟鞋时踩刹车受力不均,即使踩了刹车也没用![话筒]为了安全,车里备双平底鞋。@微辣video tRXucXg ​​​
[The trouble again! Wear high heels to drive, what risks? Recently, the basement Beijing, had a car accident. One driver drive against the wall, to wear high heels to two others injured. High heels really dangerous driving at? Experiments show that wear high heels, brake uneven, even stepped on the brake doesnt work! [microphone] for the sake of safety, the car for flat shoes. @ spicy video tRXucXg]

报道全球 传播中国

伊吹鸡腿子:
    在苗寨见到的风雨桥(侗族风雨桥比较有名,贵州的苗寨也有),里面结构炒鸡美就是画不好。。。。 ​​​
[I see the wind and rain bridge in the miao (wind and rain bridge is famous, guizhou miao also have), structure of Fried chicken beauty is inside painting is bad... ​​​]

宠物博主,不接广告。

江小爬LOVE:
    未来依然有无限可能,它不被今天的成功或失败定义。每个人都要做自己人生路上的探路者!哈![奥特曼] ​​​
[There are still infinite possibility in the future, it is not defined by todays success or failure. The pathfinder of everyone to do his life on the road! Ha! Ha! [she]]

工作室邮箱JYY@hehehuayuan 工作联络 公益负责人齐女士邮箱:@

YouTube精彩视频:
    在美国堪萨斯某快餐店抢劫的劫匪,遇上一个无比淡定的收银员。都快急死了,但收银员仍然不紧不慢地,一脸无所谓。。收银小哥:我能咋办,爱咋咋地吧![摊手]PS:劫匪目前已被拘捕…[doge]tRXrDFXC ​​​
[A fast-food restaurant in Kansas robbers robbed, had met a detachment of the cashier. All quick nasty dead, but the cashier slowly, still a face of doesnt matter.. Cashier little elder brother what can I do, love zha zha ground!!!! PS [stand hand] was arrested robbers are now... [doge] tRXrDFXC]

翻译、分享国外各种新鲜好玩的视频 【订阅号:youtubeSP】

潮音乐:
    余文乐和杨千嬅在五月天演唱会一起合唱《春娇救志明》。“你爱我有没有进化,我爱你有没有退化,你不回话,因为知道我会救你回家。”这么多年好幸运,你还是爱她,她也还喜欢你。[心][心][心] tRXgtLP . ​​​
[Shawn yue and Miriam yeung in mayday concert together chorus spring jiao zhi Ming rescue. Do you love me have evolved, I love you ever degradation, you dont answer, because you know I will deliver you to go home. Good luck for so many years, you still love her, she also love you, too. [heart] [heart] [heart] tRXgtLP.]

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二珂Chloe:
    鼻子上长了颗痘痘 霸占了整个鼻子二分之一的空间 隐隐作痛 好难过 需要小姐姐亲亲才能好起来( ´Д`) ​​​
[Long pimple on your nose hogged the whole nose half space Dull ache Good sad Little sister kiss is needed to better (´ Д `)]

工作邮箱tao@projectbanana 陶先生

段子楼:
    可以理解。遇上这样的情况,表面上虽然装作若无其事,但内心那份惶恐不安只有当事人才懂 ​​​
[You can understand. Encountered such a situation, although on the surface pretend, but the heart that fear only the parties know]

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