那些年你听过的歌，一直没听懂的那句歌词是什么 _____________________________
[In those years have you heard the song, always dont understand whats the sentence lyrics _____________________________]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
吴昕：那么温暖那么细致那么值得尊敬和学习的最好的你，生日快乐[蛋糕][蛋糕][蛋糕] @何炅
[So warm so careful so worthy of respect and learn the best of you, happy birthday cake [] [] cake cake @ ajit]
工作事宜，请发邮件至lostwater@
贴吧君：一条树洞微博，把最近不开心的事都发泄出来。
[A tree hole, put the unhappy things to vent out recently. ]
淘宝情趣店贴吧君的店
李维嘉：小何同学，生日快乐！让我们一直在一起！
[Ho, classmate, happy birthday! We have been together! ]
演艺工作请洽经纪人小胡benh@gmail
同道大叔：摩羯
在生人面前：[微笑][微笑][微笑][微笑][微笑][微笑]
在熟人面前：[笑cry][怒][doge][害羞][污][喵喵]
在喜欢的人面前：[微笑][微笑][微笑][微笑][微笑]
在讨厌的人面前：[微笑][微笑][微笑][微笑][微笑]
控制不了寄几的[微笑][微笑][微笑][微笑][微笑]
[Capricorn < br > in front of strangers [smiles] [smiles] [smiles] [smiles] [smiles] [smiles] < br > before acquaintance [laughing cry] [anger] [doge] [shy] [pollution] [meow] < br > in front of the person like [smiles] [smiles] [smiles] [smiles] [smiles] < br > in front of the person hate [smiles] [smiles] [smiles] [smiles] [smiles] < br > control not to send a few [smiles] [smiles] [smiles] [smiles] [smiles]]
星座只是娱乐。工作联系 邮箱：woshitongdao@shushujia.me
王嘉尔：比我正好晚一个月生日的！ 的！
亲爱的何哥哥@何炅 ！生日快乐！
这么快又过去了一年！一转眼又会过去一年，时间真快
因为 快乐的时光总是很短暂
☝️️(你们猜不到我会用这个词吧😏)
还记得哥哥去年的生日！我们还在拍“透鲜滴星期天”！😝
那时候我记得我还是金头发的！
☝️️（因为头发
[A month later than I was birthday! !!!! < br > < br > what dear brother @ ajit! Happy birthday! < br > so fast again over the past year! 一转眼又会过去一年，时间真快
因为 快乐的时光总是很短暂
☝️️(你们猜不到我会用这个词吧😏)
还记得哥哥去年的生日！ We are also making fresh drops through Sunday! 😝
那时候我记得我还是金头发的！ < br > ☝ ️ ️ (because the hair]
终于来了! 您好! 我是 王嘉尔 您可以叫我 嘉嘉 Jackson 或者 +. JYP ! GOT 的中国成员 Never give up on things you cant live a day without.
豆瓣说：如何通俗地向别人介绍你的专业？
[How popular to introduce others to your major? ]
嘻嘻
一起神回复：#神回卧谈会# 你把花钱的第一次给了哪个游戏？
[# # god back to lie about your spending for the first time to the game? ]
这里是神回复、高级黑、内涵淫才聚集地，请自觉投入你的节操。
共青团中央：青年人，不要老熬夜～
[Young man, dont always stay up late ~]
快乐大本营：有人喜欢好看的面孔，有人喜欢有趣的灵魂，真巧，这些你都有！[心][爱你]何老师@何炅 生日快乐！🎂🎂🎂
[Some people like good-looking face, some people like interesting soul, what a coincidence, that you have! Love you heart [] [] what teacher @ ajit happy birthday! 🎂🎂🎂 ]
湖南卫视《快乐大本营》官方微博，我们每周六晚与你准时相约快乐周末！
Eleven11dream：年轻时迷路的人结局反而会很好。
——永井荷风
[When I was young lost one end will be very good. < br > < br > - Dutch wind well forever]
艺术+
五月天：嘿，兩位老朋友，是時候該來跟大家成為新同事囉～
五月天人生無限公司招募春嬌與志明！ @楊千嬅 @余文樂
請鎖定 線上直播！（直播開始時間以當日實際演出流程為準）
同步聯合直播平台：
@虾米音乐 @优酷音乐 ：tRXmVoNn
@一直播 @五月天 微博
#一生活一场五月天#
[Hey, two old friends, it is time to talk to you as my new colleagues then ~ < br > < br > mayday unlimited company recruit spring jiao and chi Ming our life!!!!!!! @ Miriam yeung @ shawn yue < br > please lock live online! Live (start time will be subject to the actual process performance) < br > < br > synchronous joint live platform < br > @ shrimp music @ youku music tRXmVoNn < br > @ a live @ mayday weibo < br > < br > a mayday # # a life]
我們是 近.在.眼.前 五月天。tzQSJIOh
魏大勋：何伯乐 生日快乐@何炅 [耶]
[Happy birthday He Bole @ ajit [and]]
魏什么是魏大勋呀 工作请联系：weidx@vip.qq
不二大叔说：试试看。[许愿]
[Give it a try. [] vows]
公举号：dashu 让思考更有效率，让时间更有价值QQ
当时我就震惊了：[拜拜]有时候觉得自己哭点真的太低了，看个电影电视剧，结局是幸福的在一起了会感动哭，结局是生离死别了会心疼哭，男女主没有在一起会心酸哭。更多的时候是突然某个小情绪温暖触动了一下，就莫名其妙想哭。年龄越大就越来越感性了，你们有没有和我一样的？（不一样的不许说话我不听）
[[bynum] sometimes feel really cry point is too low, watching a movie, the end result is the happiness together will be moved to cry, ending was the love cry, will the master of men and women are not be sad cry together. More time is suddenly a little emotional warmth touches for a moment, no cry. Age is more and more perceptual, you like me? No talking (not the same as I will not hear)]
深扒娱乐热点，每天给你惊喜
环球时报：一只海獭吃冰块，吃到一半时似乎被冻傻了，哈哈这小表情好萌。。。tRxNqDgU @我Hold不住了
[A sea otter eating ice, in the middle seem to be frozen silly, ha ha this little good expression of... TRxNqDgU @ I Hold not to live]
报道多元世界 解读复杂中国
一支上上签：写在这里就好，很快就会实现
[It is good to write here, will soon be implemented]
是你的一支上上签
神店买家秀：在你的姓氏里，最有名的是哪个人？[doge]
[In your last name, which is one of the most famous people? [doge]]
逛淘宝三年，不如关注我三天！看买家秀，务必关注我！商务洽谈QQ：，邮箱：vvstar@inmyshow
全球幽默趣事：哈哈哈哈哈笑死了，这个广告简直有毒 tRQBFY
[Ha ha ha ha ha smile dead, this advertisement is toxic tRQBFY]
请自觉 【✚加关注】每天都有笑料D…期待名人和人名猛击“关注”搜索公众VX：一起变幽默(youmosss)
波杰克马男BoJack：留下你手机号后两位 相同的互粉一波
[Leave your cell phone number after two of the same when fans a wave to each other]
宁可孤独，也不违心.宁可抱憾，也不将就
张亮Sean：祝@何炅 何老师生日快乐🎂[太阳]🎂 你带给我们的快乐和温暖！希望我们能有机会慢慢的返还给你☀[haha]☀
[I wish @ ajit 何老师生日快乐🎂[太阳]🎂 你带给我们的快乐和温暖！ I hope we can have the opportunity to slowly returned to you ☀ ☀ [haha]]
不想做模特的厨师不是好演员 工作联系邮箱 zhangliangstudio@vip.qq
王文也Vivi：亲爱的宝贝生日快乐🎂 其实想你快点长大，想带着你各种玩！咱们虽然差着八岁，但感觉还是无话不谈的，可能是因为你的成熟和我的幼稚吧～ 希望你不管长多大都要一直这么喜欢，这么照顾你姐姐我哟❤ th🎉
[亲爱的宝贝生日快乐🎂 其实想你快点长大，想带着你各种玩！ 咱们虽然差着八岁，但感觉还是无话不谈的，可能是因为你的成熟和我的幼稚吧～ 希望你不管长多大都要一直这么喜欢，这么照顾你姐姐我哟❤ th🎉 ]
你的小猪哟🐷
北美吐槽君：“大家是不是会介意男友送自己和前女友一样的礼物？”
[People would mind if her boyfriend himself and his former girlfriends gift? ]
吐槽请私信；公众号kissmemouth 【商务合作请联系ad@beimeitucaojun】
韩国me2day：#金圣圭生日快乐# Infinite最好的队长,深入灵魂的实力歌手圭,傲娇可爱的武林小公举,温暖的土土生日粗卡~[蛋糕][蛋糕][蛋糕]
[The best captain # # Infinite happy birthday Infinite, the strength of deep soul singer, tsundere lovely wulin small public election, warm soil soil coarse birthday card ~ [cake] [cake] [cake]]
联系邮箱 meday@qq *与韩国媒体同步的全方位韩流报道,了解韩流的最佳窗口!!!*
颜土豆avi：一气之下也想离开你，可是一闭上眼睛就看到我们一起变老的样子，所以才转身没走几步，就又折回来了。
[Also want to leave your room in a fit of pique, but as soon as you close your eyes to see the appearance, we grow old together so didnt walk a few steps back, and then fold back. ]
出来混就要讲信用，说了操你妈就一定要操你妈。我的DY号：sweetpotato (豆娘情话)
一块去旅行：他其实没有那么喜欢你。[心]
[He really didnt so like you. [heart]]
我们的征途是星辰大海，愿做你旅程中的灯塔，一路照亮你前行。合作QQ：
周扬青：心情好的时候咋看谁都特别可爱呢！
[In a good mood when zha to see who is particularly lovely! ]
服饰：gracechow.taobao 美妆：gracechowbeauty.taobao
Houson猴姆：【猴姆独家】Fall Out Boy回归啦！强势新单Young And Menace超清mv#微博首播#！强烈的节奏，激情的碰撞，抓狂的表演！[酷][爱你]tRXmfLH
[Fall Out Boy monkeys sole 】 【 return! A strong new single Young And Menace super clear mv# weibo premiere #! Strong rhythm, the collision of passion, crazy! Love you [cool] [] tRXmfLH]
这货就是【猴姆独家】！！！
我们爱讲冷笑话：#冷兔晚安时间# 别等了[笑cry]
[# # cold rabbit good night time dont wait for [laugh cry]]
笑话竟有冷热之分，究竟是谁不懂幽默。。爱生活，爱冷兔！！！（如果相关微博系谁原创 请及时联系冷兔）
正常人办不出这种事儿：原本以为是黑社会的呢！音乐一响起瞬间就燃了，这才叫舞蹈啊！！tRXmMWx
[Thought is the underworld! Music a ring combustion in an instant, this is the dance!! tRXmMWx]
本中心宣传口号：扬我国威振兴中华。精神病人思维广，弱智儿童欢乐多『内有限制级的小秘密哟』
减肥挺简单Yo：【六招减掉小肚子】这是帮助减掉下腹部赘肉的经典动作，做完需要-分钟，建议每个动作次，做至少三组。下腹部最容易堆积脂肪，建议大家运动的同时要吃的健康tRXIwgT
[Six tips decrease little stomach 】 【 this is to help reduce abdominal proud flesh classic action, finish - minutes, suggest each movement, do at least three groups. Lower abdominal fat accumulation, the most easily recommend exercise at the same time to eat healthy tRXIwgT]
想瘦就关注我~ 微信号：jf 大家快加我啦！商业合作QQ ：
娱乐圈揭秘：哪些艺人在你眼里最不可能洗白？
[Which artists in your eyes the most impossible to wash white? ]
威信：jiemireal
大脑切片：谈恋爱嘛就得找个普普通通的女孩子 微胖 爱笑易满足 在你面前很奔放 活的很自在 不装逼不做作 偶尔会爆粗口温柔起来会脸红 和这样的女孩一起才叫恋爱
[Fall in love, just have to find a ordinary girls love to laugh slightly fat easily meet in front of you very bold and unrestrained live at ease Dont pack to force is not affected Occasionally say dirty words to blush is falling in love with such a girl]
从伦敦到马德里。
冉瑩穎：还有谁没睡啊？聊天开始[羞嗒嗒]
[Who else didnt sleep? Chat to [shame clicking]]
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