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北美吐槽君：
在很多人眼里，我就是所谓的凤凰男。我用自己的努力，成为了和她门当户对的那一个。
[In many peoples eyes, I am the so-called phoenix man. I use their own efforts, has become the one and she is closer. ]

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头条新闻：
#民生#【高铁餐饮将在网上明码标价旅客可以自由选择】中国铁路总公司发布消息称，将尽快推出网上订餐等服务，目前铁路部门正在进行相关实施方案的技术准备；今后旅客乘坐高铁列车时，将有望依据个人喜好订餐。tRXRrgs
[# # of the peoples livelihood high-speed rail catering to plain code marks a price on the Internet Passengers can choose 】 said in a news release, China railway corporation will launch online reservation services as soon as possible, the railway department is gearing up for the technical related implementation plan; The future passenger aboard a train, will according to individual be fond of order. tRXRrgs]

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人民网：
说一句除了老乡别人都听不懂的话吧！
[Say in addition to the person of hometown people listen to dont understand! ]

报道全球传播中国

延参法师：
人生没有如果，却有很多但是，遇挫不必悔恨，只须重新奋起。早安。
[Setback to a life without if, but there are many, however, need not regret, only to rise. Good morning. ]

作家

电影图解师：
推荐九部超好看的烧脑法医剧，九部超好看的悬疑烧脑法医剧，国产剧、港剧、美剧、日剧、韩剧总有一款适合你，喜欢看这类电视剧的同学速速马起~
[Super nice recommended nine burn brain forensic drama, nine super nice burn brain forensic drama suspense, domestic drama, of Hong Kong, Korean drama, TV drama, they always have a suitable for you, like to see this kind of TV series ~ classmate ma hastily]

电影图解师各种口味都有欢迎投稿！

中国书画诗词院：
【桃花艳艳静无尘 … 】
[The peach blossom brilliant colourful static dust-free... 】]

一字一方圆，一笔一江山;一点一春色，一抹一冬寒;一心一世界，一生一百年，中国书画。

Houson猴姆：
Katy Perry联手Migos强势新单Bon Appétit【极清】封面大赏！明天发行，好期待！！[抓狂][色]
[Katy Perry to Migos strong new single Bon Appetit very clear cover is great reward. Release tomorrow, good looking forward to!!!!! [mad] [color]]

这货就是【猴姆独家】！！！

杠子：
看了日出难免想杀进江湖
[See the sunrise unavoidably wanted to kill into the river]

荒妙大师

Ninomi酱：
ナラタージュ预告片解禁……さすがJ🙈 tRXRdwG
[ナラタージュ解禁……不愧是J🙈tRXRdwG]

Arashi||二宮和也||Y磁石||twiやtumblrなどへの無断転載禁止||禁二次上传,二次加工注明||plz dont re-upload&re-encode&repost out of weibo

张雪峰老师：
#张老师课堂# 起早赶去呼和浩特的飞机…贪睡了一会。希望赶得上！呼和浩特的小伙伴给我力量[怒骂][怒骂][怒骂][怒骂]
[# # teacher zhang class got up early for a plane in Hohhot... To sleep for a while. Hope can make it! Hohhot friend gave me strength [denounced] [denounced] [denounced] [denounced]]

米兰的球迷，北京志翔教育科技有限公司首席人生规划师。and,所谓的网红！

演员马丽：
早安[太阳]杀青倒计啊[加油]有些不舍[心]
[Good morning [sun] pushes down plan something [go] [heart]]

我就是我……

黃執中：
一天之內，給出了產品內容，幫忙想了辯題，開完了溝通會，寫完了稿子，錄完了音頻⋯⋯忙到現在。

同時，也發現了之前自以為的deadline ，其實還可以再拖一下。[拜拜]

所以，終於可以放假了。

下午的飛機，我要回台灣了！[淚]
[One day, the product content, help to the motion, will be finished open communication, finished, done audio... Busy now. at the same time, also found the thought before deadline, actually also can then drag up. [bynum] so, finally can have a holiday. the plane in the afternoon, Im going to go back to Taiwan! [] of tears]

楚天都市报：
#美食教室#【油焖大虾谁都爱吃，可你会做吗？】加冰糖能产生回甜、用啤酒烧味道更香、高温油炸能锁水……楚天都市报#美食教室#教你做一道大师级的油焖大虾，学会它，五一假期给家人露一手吧！tRXQRbba @楚天视频
[# # food classroom [braised prawns who all love to eat, but what would you do? Add rock sugar to produce back to sweet, burning with beer tastes more sweet, high temperature frying can lock water... Chutian metropolis daily # # food the classroom to teach you to do a master braised prawns, learn it, the May Day holiday not identical to the family! TRXQRbba @ chutian video]

湖北发行量、影响力最大的报纸。小时新闻热线-。

德卡卡了：
Im good at doing nothing.
[我擅长什么也不做。]

喜欢朴灿烈圈地自萌𓆡对不懂礼貌智商欠费的人忍耐为零 ins zeeryuan

芯話：
当自己一个人熬过了最艰难的时候，
就不再想去寻找依靠，任何人都是负累。
所有的事我都可以自己扛，酸甜苦辣我自己尝，喜怒哀乐我自己扛。
我就是自己的太阳，无须凭借谁的光。
[When I a person through the most difficult time, no longer want to go looking for depend on, is a burden to anyone. I can carry all things, bittersweet taste myself, I carry the joys and sorrows. I am your sun, who dont have to rely on the light. ]

关注芯话。句句说到心坎，句句是心声！投稿合作QQ：

禅悟禅语：
上天不给我的，无论我十指怎样紧扣，仍然走漏；给我的，无论过去我怎么失手，都会拥有。——三毛
[God did not give me, no matter how my fingers and still leaked; To me, no matter how I miss in the past, will have. -- SAN MAO]

中国青年网：
#早安# 不管前方的路有多苦，只要走的方向正确，不管多么崎岖不平，都比站在原地更接近幸福。—— 《千与千寻》
[Good morning # # no matter how hard the road ahead, as long as going in the right direction, no matter how bumpy, than all stand in situ closer to happiness. - spirited away]

微博私信或关注中国青年网微信公众号，直接对话小青！小青热线：-；邮箱：youthpress@

旅行酱：
【天人均花费约】第一次写游记真的好费大脑呀[泪][泪][泪]重庆出发昆明大理双廊洱海香格里拉稻城色达如果你没有特别的信仰，就把旅行当作你的信仰，那么这一生，你都走在朝圣的路上[心]作者：Su-Luffy
[First day will spend an average of about 】【 write diary Really good for the brain ah [tears] [] tears tears of chongqing Double gallery Dali erhai lake in kunming shangri-la daocheng color If you dont have a particular faith, take a trip as your faith, so this life, you have walked in the way of pilgrimage [heart] author Su - Luffy]

世界那么大我们一起去旅行微博攻略均来自粉丝投稿合作 QQ

心中那一抹微光_：
脾气不好是因为没睡饱我睡饱了的话可萌了
[A bad temper because didnt sleep enough I slept a sprout]

有时候，一句话就可以击碎我们的所有防线。

佛教微博：
多思不若养志，多言不若守静，多才不若蓄德。低调的人，举千钧若扛一羽，拥万物若携微毫，怀天下若捧一芥。思无邪，意无狂，行无燥；眉波不涌，吐纳恒常。低调的人，一辈子像喝茶，水是沸的，心是静的。一几、一壶、一幽居，浅斟慢品，视尘世浮华如水雾，缭绕飘散。低调生活，是一种无限的优雅。
[Many, if not resolve, if many words do not assert, if not more, storage. Low-key man, for if a fateful carry a feather, if on all things with micro fine long hair, if the world with a mustard. Innocence, meaning no crazy, no dry; Eyebrow wave surge, deep breathing invariant. The low-key, life like a cup of tea, the water is boiling, the heart is quiet. A few, a pot, a living, shallow pour taste, slowly see earth buckish, such as water, fills the air. Low-key life, is a kind of infinite grace. ]

微佛教--佛教社会化传播平台,平台下有微博微信APP客户端线下讲座佛教门户等。流通处地址：fojiaoweibo.taobao 微信weifojiao

公安部打四黑除四害：
【车门突然打开！骑车人被撞倒又惨遭越野车碾压死亡[伤心]】月日，上海闵行，一辆停在路边的轿车突然开门，撞倒了正在行驶的电瓶车，骑车人被车门撞飞后又被一辆越野车撞击碾压，不幸身亡！类似事件已发生多次，提醒：一定确认安全后再开车门（方法参见后两图）！别让悲剧再发生！请转给更多人！
[The door suddenly opened! The cyclist was knocked down And were rolling die [sad]], suv, Shanghai minhang, a parked car suddenly open the door, knocked down by a running storage battery, cyclists had been an suv after being hit by a car door flew impact roller compaction, died! Similar events have occurred many times, remind must confirm safe drive door after two figure after the method (see)! Dont let the tragedy to happen again! Please to more people! ]

打四黑除四害，主要是依法严厉打击从事危害民生违法犯罪活动的黑作坊、黑工厂、黑窝点、黑市场，为民除害，保民平安。人民对美好生活的向往就是我们的奋斗目标。齐心协力打四黑，警民联手除四害！

林初寒：
早安同学们！今天也要开心[嘻嘻]
（图：雨同学昨日路过花墙称此墙很少女）
[Good morning students! Also want to happy today (hee hee) (photo rain students passing tracery wall yesterday According to the wall very girl)]

工作邮箱：@qq

全球幽默搞笑首榜：
这头脑简直无敌了，全给唬住了，没毛病[笑cry]tRXRrdKS
[The mind is invincible, all give tiger lived, nothing wrong with [laugh cry] tRXRrdKS]

生活中总有一些事情心烦.烦恼.情绪的问题..不管你怎么不开心生活还是一样过。所以关注我。。不管你开不开心都要从新起来~

Mr_Quin：
一日之计在于晨
[An hour in the morning is worth two in the evening]

斗鱼TV主播，视频游戏解说，核心游戏玩家，机核网GCTV ”Mr.Quin“ 【Xbox Live帐号：Quin】【PSN帐号：mrquin】【直播地址 douyuquin】

调色教室：
起来修仙吧 ~ 你睡觉时没有前途的哦 😏
[QiLaiXiuXianBa ~ NiShuiJiaoShiMeiYouQianTuDeE 😏 ]

调色新技能get💅

双鱼座蜜语：
#双鱼故事# 【温柔的双鱼座会变冷淡的原因】为什么鱼儿们会突然冷淡下来呢？[可怜][可怜]你中了几条？[阴险][阴险]心疼自己[兔子][兔子]
[# # Pisces story will get cold reason 】【 tender Pisces why fishes will suddenly cool down? [poor] [poor] a few of you? [insidious] [insidious] love their [rabbit] [rabbit]]

多愁善感怎么了，爱我你怕了么？！欢迎和我分享你的双鱼故事~欢迎添加卫星xianguainimen

健身圣经：
最近每天晚上跳两次 zumba ，效果堪比超燃脂的 tabata ！第一次熟悉动作，第二次跟上节奏，两次下来，不仅运动了全身，而且爆汗！ #休闲指南# tRXigTRq
[Recently every night jump two zumba, effect is comparable to the super fat burn tabata! Familiar with action for the first time, the second time to keep up with the rhythm, two down, not only exercise the body, and blasting sweat!!!! # # leisure guide tRXigTRq]

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国史古风：
春夏秋冬，读书喝茶，只闻花香，不谈喜悲。#国史古风#
[Spring, summer, autumn and winter, reading tea, only to smell flowers, dont talk about sadness. # # country ancientry]

【微信公众号：smtswx （司马谈史）】合作QQ：

魔鬼经济学：
【人格魅力养成术】、微笑；、不谈论沉重话题；、倾听时有所回应；、做几个让人印象深刻的表情；、不要后背靠在椅子上；、目光在对方的“三角区”游荡；、让对方多说话；、不要透露过多个人细节；、减少说话时的手势；、不掩饰自己的缺陷或错误；.说话时减少口头语。
[【 personality cultivation technique, smile; And dont talk about a heavy topic; Respond when, listen; , do some impressive expressions; And dont back on the chair; And look around at the other side of the triangle; To speak more English, let the other side; And do not reveal too much personal details; , reduce spoke of the gestures; , do not hide their defects or errors; Spoke to reduce the colloquial English. ]

每天学点儿好玩儿，实用的经济学（注：内容源自网络或网友投稿，如有不妥处请私信）【欢迎投稿】

经典搞笑短片：
【最火睡前分钟瑜伽天掉斤】隔天一起床，你就会发现整个人都会改变，这个优质睡眠减脂法结果惊人，大家可以试试，转给睡眠不好和想减肉的童鞋！！ tRXRch
[The fire before going to bed minutes yoga days off jins 】【 a wake up the next day, you will find that the people will change, the quality of sleep reduced fat method results, we can have a try, to poor sleep and want to cut meat, childrens shoes!! tRXRch]

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ACG视界：
盘点那些日本动漫的分镜，把静止的画面连接在一起“赋予生命”。手痒的acg也尝试着画了点分镜，猜猜是下面图中的哪一张？另外，你们觉得哪部动漫的分镜最赞呢？说说看
[Count the points mirror of anime and manga, the static picture together that comes to life. Ones fingers itch acg also tried to draw a little mirror, guess which one is in the figure below? In addition, what do you think the most praise which anime points mirror? Say that see]

和诸位二次元的同好们分享二次元资讯、美图、推荐精彩的动漫

鲁国平先生：
【岁浙大老教授买万元保健品推销员曾跪下喊妈】岁的浙大心理系老教授黄秀兰，从年起先后花费余万元购买保健品。去年，她幡然醒悟，并写下防骗真经，告诫老年人谨防受骗。“活得愉快很重要，老怕死怕活的，当然容易上当。”tRXjLgM
[The zhejiang university at the age of the old professor to buy $ten thousand health care products Salesman who knelt down to shout mom 】 zhejiang university department of psychology at the age of the old professor huang xl, since years has spent ten thousand yuan to buy health care products. Last year, she awoke to, and write down fraud prevention true through, warned the old guard against fraud. It is very important to live a happy, the fear of death fear of living, gullible, of course. tRXjLgM]

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搞笑俏皮话：
一个丁老头，欠我俩弹球，我说三天还，他说四天还……童年画过的“丁老头”，你还记得吗？
[, an old man owes us play ball, I also three days, he said four days also... Childhood painted ding, old man, do you remember? ]