“来伦敦一年，经常被自己的外表所困惑，好像自己活成了明星”
[Come to London for a year, are often confused by their appearance, as if they live a star]
北美吐槽君旗下频道，专接欧洲、英国吐槽。公众号：ouzhoutucao 【商务合作请联系：ad@beimeitucaojun】
北美吐槽君：“头发秃成这样还有救么？感觉自己生活在英国...”
[Bald hair like this and save? Feel life in the UK... ]
吐槽请私信；公众号kissmemouth 【商务合作请联系ad@beimeitucaojun】
董路：曼城VS曼联（来自tRXmaxR）APP下载地址：tRXnphy
[Manchester city v Manchester united (from tRXmaxR) APP download address tRXnphy]
启航足球俱乐部、乐播足球创始人
曼联新闻：早吹犯规不就没事了，非得逼埃指导生气，生气！#曼联加油#
[Do not do not have a thing, a foul is early have to force Mr Guidance angry, angry! # # Manchester united come on]
小时播报曼联相关新闻、图片等。合作或爆照请直接私信。
搞笑图片会：这位小宝宝绝对是妈妈的真爱粉...时不时就这样目不转睛地看着老妈，小眼神太萌了！！！ tRXpehr
[The baby is mother love powder... Just stared at mom from time to time, small eyes of so much!!!!!! tRXpehr]
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扭腰村民：那条丹麦大使馆发的啥丹麦生蚝成灾的博被媒体和网民炒作，成了丹麦求救于中国人解决蚝灾“。环球时报煞有介事地找丹麦使馆询问并报道丹麦使馆回应。好奇， 吃生蚝本来不是什么中国人的习惯， 而是法国美国这些西方人爱吃的东西（西方人认为有壮阳功能），不必要求中国人吃啊。 跟丹麦朋友聊了，又查了
[What the Danish embassy of Denmark oyster run rampant speculation by the media and online, a Danish for help in Chinese solve oyster disaster. Global times reported plausibly Danish embassy to ask and find Danish embassy respond. Curious, what the Chinese eat oysters were not habit, but the French these westerners like to eat (westerners have aphrodisiac qualities), dont have to request the Chinese eat. Chat with friends in Denmark, check up again]
喜欢一切美，憎恨一切丑。 有人叫村长，其实就一农民。绝对非著名。都说，人是自私的，但应该天下为公。
宅男腐女那点事：当别人说你胖时，你可以随时用到的神反击！留存！ [doge]
[When others say you are fat, you can always use god back! Retained! [doge]]
据说，关注我之后，纯洁的人更纯洁，不纯洁的人变纯洁！
人民日报海外版-海外网：个动作瘦全身↓↓ 在家也能练就完美身材[耶]（转）
[Movement thin body left left at home can also practice perfect body [and] (turn)]
传播中国声音，服务海内外同胞。
人民网：工作前vs工作后，是你吗？[笑cry][笑cry][笑cry]@太皇太后您有喜啦
[Work before vs after work, are you? [laughing cry] [laughter cry] [laugh cry] queen @ so you happy]
报道全球 传播中国
全球潮流婚纱：所爱隔山海 山海不可平
[Love a dangerous sea Mountain is not flat]
I’m gonna marry him one day.未来某一天，我要嫁给他。图文来源网络，欢迎关注与投稿~
一句疗心话：“人生需要四种人：名师指路，贵人相助；亲人支持，小人刺激。”
[Need four kinds of people in life to master the way and get unexpected help; family support, little stimulation. ]
受了伤，就关注下@一句疗心话 让你的心灵不寂寞。（合作请私信）
纯良叫兽：一定要好好珍惜啊。[心]
[Be sure to cherish ah. [heart]]
关注叫兽 脱离单身 每天好心情 (^o^) YES!搜索公众VX她漫画【biaojie】我会一直陪伴你， 广告合作QQ联系：
怀孕育儿一点通：#母乳喂养# 【宝宝溢奶、吐奶怎么办？】婴儿的胃呈水平，胃底平直，容易溢奶。 拍嗝时，五指并拢靠紧，手心弯曲，拍在背上不会漏气，力量能引起振动、又不会让宝宝感觉疼痛；每一餐可分～次来拍嗝，不要等宝宝全部喝完才拍。宝宝容易胀气、溢奶、吐奶的话，可以在喂食之后不久就嗝。
[# # breastfeeding baby milk spilled milk, vomit? The babys stomach horizontally, the bottom of the stomach is flat, easy to spill the milk. Film hic, five fingers together tightly, palm bending, pat on my back will not leak, power can cause vibration, do not let the baby feel pain again; Every meal can be divided into ~ time to shoot burp, dont wait for the baby all drink to shoot. Baby easily bilge gas, spilled milk, spit milk, can soon after feeding belch. ]
育儿受尽千般苦，养女操碎万般心
写给前任的999封情书：“ 不被爱是常态 被爱是中彩票 很多人不明白这点 ”
[Dont be loved is the norm To be loved is winning the lottery Many people dont understand this]
你不是公主 你是会哭泣的鱼儿。投稿合作 QQ
Yesung110684：희봉이 크게 안다쳐서 다행 .. 🆎 #아프지마 #모두 #ELF #굿밤
[希峰,值得庆幸的是,我将大幅修改。🆎#아프지마#모두#elf #굿밤]
五岳散人：年岁越大，就越不敢主动刻薄对人，尤其不敢看不起某些出身底层、似乎并无出奇之处的个体，哪怕明知道其水平并不高于真正的专业人士。
因为我知道这些达到别人起步或者轻易就能达到的水平的人，为此实在是付出太多了。
就当是尊重别人的努力也好，而且伤害这样一个几乎无害且无关、甚至价值观甚为相似却
[Age is larger, the more afraid to take the initiative to mean to people, dare not look down on some background and seems to be no place at the bottom of the individual, even know its level is not higher than the real professional. < br > because I know these to start or others can easily reach the level of the people, for this is paying too much. < br > just as respect other peoples efforts, and hurt a harmless and almost has nothing to do, but even values are similar]
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暴牙三叔：让汪星人穿上蜘蛛衣服后，恶作剧就开始了。。哪来的妖怪啊[哈哈]tRIzSBWa
[Let Wang Xing in spider clothes, mischief began.. Where the devil ah ha ha tRIzSBWa]
我羡慕我有一口好牙
扎头发很简单：这是真正的女汉子啊，我只想说，干得漂亮！[赞]tRqlaydT
[This is the real woman man ah, I just want to say, well done! [who] tRqlaydT]
发型对了，怎么穿都美！爱折腾头发就关注我吧！广告合作QQ联系：
ManUtdspot：半场结束。比
[Half-time. than]
独立足球评述员 第一时间更新曼联及部分俱乐部重要信息 广告洽谈 商务合作及工作邀约请私信 主攻战术分析 逗逼段子手 兼任微博情感分析师 节操已喂狗
冈斯特：-
信仰地球
博露齿一笑：歪果一个司机随手乱扔垃圾，路边的清洁工人看到以后来，一起扔，一起扔~ . tRXRdMV
[Bad fruit a driver with litter, roadside see later to cleaner, thrown together, thrown together ~. TRXRdMV]
每天更新笑话，喜欢就关注我吧，合作加扣扣
Leisure韩风：兔子认真洗脸的全过程 这是一只活得很美很讲究的兔兔 萌萌哒[兔子]
tRXEeBBb
[During the process of rabbit carefully wash my face This is a live very beautiful is very cultured rabbit rabbit lovely rabbit [] < br > tRXEeBBb]
分享时尚街拍、妆容、美食、娱乐、休闲生活好去处。@Leisure韩风 QQ
明星时尚：刘亦菲时尚写真大片，她用不同的风格完美诠释天仙攻，优雅又知性的小姐姐
[L fashion pictorial, her perfect fairy attack with different style, elegant and intellectuals little sister]
明星专属的自媒体平台
卢本皇：啦啦啦啦 tRXmarFt .
[La la la la tRXmarFt.]
岁月静好的皇儿姑娘
热头像集：不笑运气差 一笑脸就大
[Dont smile bad luck A smile is big]
请叫我头像妹，爱搬运，爱分享的小丫头。
CP少女头像：总该长大 总该试着去成熟 放弃一些曾经你以为不了分离的东西
即使这个过程漫长且难捱 当做睡前关上的灯吧 天总是会亮的
[Always grew up the total should try to be mature Give up some things you think not to separate < br > even if the process is long and difficult Turn off the lamp as you go to bed Day is always bright]
关注我今天一定会有好运，也会脱单哦～❤搜索公众VXcp头像女菌【cps】我会一直陪伴你。投稿合作加QQ：
搞笑俏皮话：一分钟让你学会打领带，建议留着备用！！！ tRJoIZyz
[A minute let you learn to tie, suggest keep the standby!!!!!! tRJoIZyz]
【✚加关注】获得每日☑幽默☑笑话☑语录☑有意思☑恶搞☑有趣☑趣图 ｡◕‿◕｡合作投稿QQ
林毛毛：有个网友说，中国女人平均初次性行为年龄是二十四五。现在我一琢磨，中国女人平均最后性行为年龄好像基本是生完第一胎，就进入无性婚姻了，据说无性已婚妇女也都不会出轨，那么她们二十四五开始性行为，岁左右结束性行为，刚起步就歇菜了的感觉。
[There is a net friend say, Chinese women at average age is . Now I a thinking, Chinese women average last sex age as basic is the first child birth, into the asexual marriage, is said to be sexless married women are not cheating, so they began to sex, age over sex, just started to quit feeling. ]
非主流非精英非专家非女权，非红非白非富非美非处女，无才无财无姿无资路人甲，德国学历Diplom，胡思乱想胡说八道
掏心話_：嫁没嫁给爱情，自己知道。 #情感#
[Marry didnt marry to love, you know. Emotional # #]
每张图片背后都有一个故事 愿你我都会被温柔以待。
视觉酱：趁年轻去做件事，你会发现一个全新的人生！tRXEcQP
[Young to do things, you will find a new life! tRXEcQP]
横看成岭侧成峰，远近高低各不同。
酒足饭饱勾二嫂：不经意的诱惑使我犯了错！[污]
[The temptation of casual that I made a mistake! [pollution]]
正在前往高冷路上的K千足金纯逗逼！好了，就说这么多，多了装高冷就破功了。合作请私信或Q我：
我是种草囤货菌：杨幂都在用的这款口红！
性价比极高千万不要错过[哆啦A梦微笑][哆啦A梦微笑]
[Yang mi in the lipstick! < br > < br > high performance-to-price ratio dont miss [doraemon smile] [doraemon smile]]
我是种草囤货菌 (｡･ω･) 拔草不吃土，省钱囤好货！ (•́ ₃ •̀)广告合作QQ联系：
芯話：“我们太年轻，以致都不知道以后的时光，
竟然那么长，长得足够让我忘记你，
足够让我重新喜欢一个人，就像当初喜欢你那样。”
——《夏至未至》
[We are too young, so I dont know later time, < br > so long, long enough to let me forget you, < br > enough to make me to like a person, like to like you. < br > - the summer solstice is not to]
关注芯话。句句说到心坎，句句是心声！投稿合作QQ：
每日笑话百科：原来还有女生的笑声能跟朱碧石一模一样[笑cry]跟着笑起来了鹅鹅鹅额鹅鹅鹅 tRXmxPoQ .
[The laughter of the original and the girl can with Zhu Bishi identical [laugh cry] followed laughed the goose goose goose frontal tRXmxPoQ goose goose goose.]
每日搜寻全球各个角落的笑话、趣事，锁定笑话频道，多一点惊喜与感动！本博所有内容均来自网络或网友 合作请私信！合作QQ
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