2017年4月30日星期日

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郑渊洁:
    #早起的虫子被鸟吃# ​​早上好。现在是年月日清晨点分。现在您为什么醒着? ​​​​​​​#解救被绑架的皮皮鲁# ​​#郑在打卡# ​​ ​ ​​​
[# # the early worm was the birds eat good morning. It is on the early morning. Why are you awake now? # to rescue the kidnapped cpaing # # # zheng in the clock]

《童话大王》月刊岁了 邮局订阅代号-

搞笑君:
    网友家里的猫妈妈生了只小猫,猫爸爸闻讯赶来后,却非常失望......喵爸爸:怎么没有一只像我的! ​ ​​​
[Net friend home mother cat gave birth to kittens, the cat after dad rushed to, but very disappointed... Meow dad how no one like me! ​ ​​​]

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美食天天见:
    【蔓越莓沙琪玛】添加了蔓越莓的沙琪玛,中和了甜腻的口感,品尝起来甜中带点儿酸,口感松脆。 ​ ​​​​#天天见美食# ​​​
[Add cranberry caramel treats 】 【 cranberry caramel treats, and the sweet greasy taste, taste sweet with a little acid, taste crispy. # # see food every day]

营养美食,吃遍中国!微博合作加QQ

巴萨新闻:
    【西班牙人vs巴萨】’ 拉基蒂奇!!!-!! ​​​
[[Spanish vs Barcelona] ra, Kitty!!!!!! -!!!!! ​​​]

小时播报巴萨新闻,公众号请搜索basaxinwen

环球搞笑趣闻:
    【四分钟带你回忆龙猫】人活在漫画里的世界很美好,真的很美好! tRcINcO ​​​​
[Four minutes take you recall my neighbor totoro people live in the world in the cartoon is very beautiful, really beautiful! tRcINcO]

笑话幽默,糗事牛人牛事,奇闻趣事,生活技能长知识,信不信由你!投稿请私信合作见邮(内容来自网络或网友投稿,原作者未知,如有不妥请联系删除)

辽沈晚报:
    【[话筒]转发视频提醒!银行卡在身上,也能被盗刷!!】刷卡时小心信息采集器盗取信息,注意遮挡密码!转发告诉更多人,假期出行,注意防骗! ​​​
[[[microphone] forward video remind! Bank CARDS in the body, can also be stolen brush!!] Be careful when credit card information collector to steal information, pay attention to keep out the password! Forward to tell more people, holiday travel, pay attention to the fraud prevention! ​​​]

东北第一都市报,沈阳报业零售市场份额第一,超第二名百分点;订阅市场份额第一,超第二名百分点;读者满意度最高的报纸。新闻热线:-。

米娜:
    洛杉矶设计品牌 Brashy Studios 名为 “Crystalline” 的服装系列,这一言难尽的画风一起来感受一下… ​​​​
[Los Angeles design brand Brashy Studios clothing line called Crystalline, which it is a long story, painting style together to feel... ​​​​]

《米娜》是倡导自然无造作流行的杂志,提倡日常生活中的实用搭配,自然自信的生活态度。米娜时尚网 mina

一句话明白:
    平常之心,接受已发生的事;以宽阔之心,包容与自己意见不同的人;以喜悦之心,帮助须帮助的人;以放下之心,面对难割舍的人或事;以美好之心,欣赏周遭的事物;以真诚之心,对待每一个人;以愉悦之心,分享他人的快乐;以感恩之心,感激拥有的一切。 ​​​
[The ordinary heart, to accept what has happened; With the broad heart, tolerance and their opinions of different people; With the heart of the joy, to help to help; To put down the heart, in the face of difficult to give up someone or something; With good heart, appreciate things around; With sincere heart, treat each person; With the heart of the joy, share the happiness of others; With gratitude, grateful to have. ​​​]

人生感悟 情感心理咨询师

学诚法师:
    回复@德吉
将心比心,换位思考。

德吉
法师,我跟同事因为分钱发生矛盾,以往领导给平分,同事认为她工作多我工作少平分不合适要求按工作量分,我同意我确实工作量少,但这事让我不痛快因为我俩关系不错她还跟我计较她说话不中听以前我占便宜现在占不到了。遇见钱的事我贪欲很重做不到钱 ​​​

[Reply @ DE ji < br > care, empathy. < br > < br > < br > the mage of DE, I because cent is conflict with your colleagues, in the past led to split, colleagues think she work I work a lot less split inappropriate request according to the workload, I agree I do less workload, but it makes me not happy because we have a good relationship and she told me about her talk now heard before, I dont take advantage of. Met money I greed heavy do no money]

佛教的未来需要靠大家的共同努力.

故心电影:
    唯美中国风动画短片《相思》——“玲珑骰子安红豆,入骨相思知不知?”[心]tRUv ​​​
[Only beautiful Chinese animation short film love, exquisite dice red bean, love to the marrow know? [heart] tRUv]

微博知名影评博主

幽默搞笑视频榜:
    有一种英语叫泰式英语,中国人看了会震惊,印度人看了会沉默,日本人听了会流泪! ​​​​ tRXhLRsr ​​​
[Have a kind of English name is Thai, Chinese watched shock, indians watched silent, Japanese people will shed tears! tRXhLRsr]

幽默搞笑视频榜每天为你提供最最搞视频

灵异档案员王昙:
    我正在#喜马拉雅#听骆驼的节目《有声小说《千万不要去故宫》骆驼演播》一起听听吧!(分享自@喜马拉雅FM )【第十四集】 tRXdoHlv ​​​
[Camels I am # # Himalayan listen to the audio story, dont go to the Palace Museum camel studio, listen to together! (since the @ Himalayan FM) sets tRXdoHlv 】]

灵异档案员,算命瞎子,回族,昙记万事屋:httpsshop.taobao

灵异圈吐槽君:
    “时间似乎真的可以被重置……” ​​​
[Time seems to really can be reset... ​​​]

友情提醒,这个博不适合半夜独自观看

巴萨新闻:
    【西班牙人vs巴萨】’ 内马尔禁区内打门高出 ​​​
[Spanish vs Barcelona 】 【 omar box shot above]

小时播报巴萨新闻,公众号请搜索basaxinwen

梅西中文网:
    #西班牙人vs巴塞罗那# 我的天!!梅西这一连串的花活!![doge][doge][doge] ​​​
[# # v Barcelona Spanish my day!! Messi this chain of flowers live!!!!! [doge] [doge] [doge]]

梅西中文网站(leomessi) - 一个分享关于梅西的视频、图片、新闻的中文网站。【本微博所有转载的内容和图片均来源于网络,所有权归原作者所有】

飞行官小北:
    习惯失眠用酒催,没想练就了千杯不醉。 ​​​
[Used to sleep with wine to rush, didnt want to practice the thousand cups dont drunk. ​​​]

我只说废话。

改变你的爱情故事:
    因为你自卑,所以你自尊心强,所以你多疑敏感,所以你缺乏安全感,所以你控制欲强,所以你占有欲强,所以你的小心思很多,所以你的烦恼也不少。 ​​​
[Inferiority because of you, so you strong self-respect, so you more sensitive, so you lack of security, so you control is strong, so you possessive, so your little mind a lot, so you many troubles, too. ​​​]

改变人心,影响爱情观的感人爱情故事,感受真爱,请自备纸巾~

总裁精粹:
    最好的人,像孩子一样真诚。像夕阳一样温暖。像天空一样宁静。 ​​​
[The best people, sincere like a child. As warm as the sun. As quiet as the sky. ​​​]

在这里寻找片刻的安静。 薇信号:dushu 读书手册 QQ:

边走V边拍:
    外国小伙登华山长空栈道解开安全带漫步自拍!tRZgBCD ​ ​​​
[Foreign guy walk climb huashan road heroic fastened take! tRZgBCD]

杭州生活周刊首席摄影,旅行家、摄影家、作家。行走天下,图说天下。

领悟人生:
    动物情书,你看了会不会有些心动。 ​​​​
[Animals love letter, would you look at the other options. ​​​​]

微博知名博主

笑话专用小马甲:
    武林外传电音版(From Yellowclaw) . ​​​​ tRXIEbAs ​​​
[Previous electronic version (From Yellowclaw) tRXIEbAs]

最近微博有点乱,请大家点看原创微博,让你笑不停!一个让你笑的微博。

这个我服:
    爷爷偷偷跟着孙女学跳舞,被发现后立马假装认真擦桌子。爷爷是真爷爷,正不正经就不知道了~ . ​​​​ tRXXhjSN ​​​
[Grandpa stalk granddaughter to learn dancing, immediately after the discovery of pretend to carefully wipe the table. Grandpa is grandpa, really is not serious. Dont know ~ tRXXhjSN]

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知神君:
    【奇葩贴】学霸的座位你不懂...... ​​​ ​​​​[笑cry][笑cry] ​​​​
[Students with excellent grades seat exotic flower stick 】 【 you dont understand... [laughing cry] [laugh cry]]

我是知神君~喜欢分享神回复和有趣的问答,欢迎投稿!内容多精品。有问题也可问本君,维-❤️-号:zhishen

吃货爱做饭:
    教你这样腌的黄瓜!可好吃了,给肉都不换!喜欢的赶紧马了做起来 ​​​
[Teach you like pickled cucumber! Delicious, dont change to meat! Like the horse to do quickly]

拴住TA的胃,留住TA的心,就关注@吃货爱做饭。合作请私信

阿狸说到心坎里的话:
    无论你活成什么样子,背地里都会有人对你说三道四。一笑了之,给自己一个灿烂的阳光,一片自由的海洋,让自己不断变强,其实就是最好的蔑视。 ​​​
[No matter what you live in, secretly will someone while talking to you. Laugh it off and give yourself a brilliant sun, a sea of freedom, let oneself constantly strengthen, is actually the best contempt. ​​​]

很萌很萌的阿狸,带着那些伤感的话走进您的心坎(qq)

一句话囧言囧语:
    有没有和我一样的,平时挺懒的,但却有间接性收拾东西综合征,突然心血来潮把东西收拾的干干净净整整齐齐,而且整理起来有一种很爽的感觉,越整越兴奋。。。然后又要过好久才再发作。。。 ​​​​
[Have as much as I do, at ordinary times is very lazy, but there are indirect packing syndrome, sudden whim of clean neat, the things and together have a good feeling, the more the more exciting... Long before then attack again... ​​​​]

【✚加关注】❤获得每日☑幽默☑笑话☑语录☑有意思☑恶搞☑有趣☑趣图 。◕‿◕。 欢迎原创投稿

ManUtdspot:
    马塔和预备队小将Scott McTominay抵达Lowry酒店 ​​​
[Mata and reserve team player Scott arrived McTominay Lowry hotel]

独立足球评述员 第一时间更新曼联及部分俱乐部重要信息 广告洽谈 商务合作及工作邀约请私信 主攻战术分析 逗逼段子手 兼任微博情感分析师 节操已喂狗

全球美体健身:
    【快速流汗 高效减脂循环挑战】一共个动作,每个动作坚持秒以上、全程无间歇、做完个动作为一轮回,休息s、做个循环或以上!!记住锻炼减脂需要的是强度,不是时间,这套动作做完能连续减脂好几天!!gogogo ​​​​
[【 rapid sweat Highly reduced fat circulation challenges 】 a total movement, every action and insist on the seconds above, the whole batch, finish an action for a cycle, s, do a loop or more rest!!!!! Remember to exercise reduced fat need is a strength, not a time, the action done to lose fat for several consecutive days!! gogogo]

最全的美体健身资讯,最大的健身中心,关注我,就是让你瘦

每日电影:
    为什么还不睡 ​​​
[Why dont sleep]

任性分享各类电影资源。♪(^∇^*)( 合作推广请加Q。)

搞笑图片会:
    海贼王声优配音现场,声优果然都是怪物,只能说!tRXTjoIh ​​​​
[Pirates christoffel dubbing field, making sure enough are monster, can only say that! tRXTjoIh]

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梅西中文网:
    #西班牙人vs巴塞罗那# 梅西本场比赛个人数据:次射门,次传球次成功,.%传球成功率,次创造机会,次助攻,次过人次成功,次反抢,次犯规,次被犯规 ​​​
[# # Spanish vs Barcelona messi personal data the game shots, time passing time success,. % passes, create opportunities, assists, and a people successful, ball back, fouls, be fouls]

梅西中文网站(leomessi) - 一个分享关于梅西的视频、图片、新闻的中文网站。【本微博所有转载的内容和图片均来源于网络,所有权归原作者所有】

励志学堂:
    真正的好朋友,互损不会翻脸,疏远不会猜疑,出钱不会计较,地位不分高低,成功无需巴结,失败不会离去。奋斗的时候搭把手,迷茫的时候拉一把,开心的时候干一杯,难过的时候抱一下。 ​ ​​​. ​​​
[Really good friends, mutual damage will not fall out, alienating wont suspicion, dont care about money to position regardless of high and low, without buttering up success, failure will not die. Struggle when a hand, lost time, a happy drink, sad hug. The.]

如果把每件事都看作是一个学习的机会,那就没有所谓的失败了。奔跑吧,年轻人!!!

囧糗大百科:
    救命!!! ​​​​
[Help!!!!!! ​​​​]

让我们一起往奇葩、逗逼、中二的方向前进!

旧时光旅记:
    不是我不主动了,是我发现我多余了 ​​​​
[Is not I dont active, I found that my spare]

再怎么说我也是个小清新☀合作广告:QQ

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