英国报姐:
丹麦驻华大使馆发微博说,生蚝太多了,他们很愁。其实这么多年,和他们一样愁的还挺多,美国鲤鱼和牛蛙,德国英国大闸蟹,苏格兰的小龙虾。[doge]
[The Danish embassy in Beijing said tweeting, too many oysters, they are very sad. In fact so many years, as well as their sorrow still pretty much, the carp and bullfrog, Germany the hairy crab, crayfish in Scotland. [doge]]
订阅号:UKUK。国外各种好玩的,报姐带你看世界
来带大家穿越时空了,希望大家直面一下自己的过去,当年的你看过多少?
[To take you through time and space, hope everyone face to face with yourself in the past, when have you seen? ]
致欲系怪蜀黍,国家一级保护禽兽同道大叔:
摩羯的傲娇,不是因为你不重要,而是不确定自己在你心里重不重要。如果我在你心里不重要,那我就离你远远的。哼![拜拜]
[Capricorn tsundere, not because you is not important, but not sure I in your heart heavy not important. If I were in your in the mind is not important, Im far away from you. Hum! [bynum]]
星座只是娱乐。工作联系 邮箱:woshitongdao@shushujia.me思想聚焦:
女孩子的穿衣痛苦:一换季就没有衣服穿,感觉上个季节是裸奔过来的。
[Girls dress pain a change garments according to the no clothes to wear, feeling last season is streaking. ]
成长,就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程!QQ ,微信号:sixiangjujiao-weixin任嘉伦Allen:
「#领养代替购买# 让小动物们都有一个温暖的家,不要在乎品种,每一个生命都是可爱的~@北京领养日 」
[# # to adopt instead of buying for small animals have a warm home, dont care about the varieties, each one life is lovely ~ @ Beijing adoption day]
风尚seven强:
一阵骤雨过后,塔台降满了甘露圣水,雨虽然变小,仍然淅淅沥沥下着。。。 tRXwQl
[After a shower, tower dew drop full of holy water, rain, though smaller, still under the falling... tRXwQl]
微信号seven知呼酱:
有哪些好用的养猫神器?
[What are the good cat artifacts? ]
本文大多来自于知乎,如有侵权请私信告知删除,商务洽谈QQ:,邮箱:vvstar@inmyshow我的朋友是个呆B:
喜欢躺在自己小被子里的猫咪,睡得很香很有安全感,敲可爱[心](推特:marurii)
[Likes to lie in their own little cat in the quilt, I feel safe to sleep soundly, knock lovely [heart] (twitter marurii)]
没有什么事情是一顿披萨解决不了的北京人不知道的北京事儿:
【阿里P高管自曝抛妻弃子 出轨女子疑为其婚前追求对象】署名为“阿里研究院陈亮”的微博日发出一条消息,称自己是阿里巴巴阿里研究院的P高级员工,现已抛妻弃子,出轨一位姓徐的大连女子,且经常旷工去大连和北京偷情。该微博同时@ 多人。据网友爆料称,陈出轨对象姓徐,大连人,陈在十几年前对其
[【 revealed ali P executives behind his wife up and cheating woman suspected their pursuit of object 】 before marriage was signed by ali institute cat weibo, sending a message, said he is alibaba ali P senior staff from the institute is now wife abandoned child, cheating the dalian woman surnamed xu, cheating and often absenteeism to dalian and Beijing. The microblogging @ many people at the same time. , according to the netizen has derailed object name is xu Chen, dalian people, in more than years ago to Chen]
直播北京突发事件,急事儿私信。只此一号,一个已婚的北京爷们儿用不正经的方式干一件靠谱的事儿。qMikeAngelo中国:
See you Beijing 🐣🐥
[看到你北京🐣🐥]
Official Mike D. Angelo weibo 中國 work email mikemda@ (panda爸@吕志明panda)Happy张江:
打耳光都不放的#锅包肉#做法,一次能配两碗饭,吃货m[亲亲]
[Slapped didnt put # # pot bag meat, one can match two bowls of rice, version m [kiss]]
每日搜集整理发布各类新鲜资讯,欢迎私信当时我就震惊了:
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈这样的轻功就问你怕不怕!tRXqpZG
[Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha this light achievement ask you afraid of! tRXqpZG]
深扒娱乐热点,每天给你惊喜微博汽车:
#微博汽车趣闻# 音乐响起,一下子就暴露了年纪... [笑cry] tRXUPa .
[# # weibo car anecdotes music rang, immediately exposed the age... [laughing cry] tRXUPa.]
这个官微有意思,有车没车不重要,带你装逼带你飞人民日报:
【天热了!快来学做清凉甜品[馋嘴]】天气越来越热,来一份清凉美味的水晶果冻吧!缤纷水果+Q弹果冻,好吃又好看,赶紧学起来,一起迎接美丽的夏天!@好好吃tRXtbvp
[The hot day! Come and learn to do cool dessert [available]] the weather is getting hot, a cool and refreshing and tasty crystal jelly! Colorful fruit + Q jelly, delicious and good-looking, learn quickly, meet the beautiful summer! @ delicious tRXtbvp]
人民日报法人微博。参与、沟通、记录时代。这里是美国:
熊猫:宝宝只是虚胖[熊猫]
[Baby panda just puffiness [pandas]]
环球网美国记者站,为您提供最全面、最权威、有高度、有态度的美国新闻资讯。联系邮箱:usa@huanqiu国民老岳父公:
[熊猫] tRXqqXy .
[ panda tRXqqXy.]
微博第一尴尬段子手的工作邮箱@qq创意铺子:
种多啦A梦表情的画法[哆啦A梦微笑]好萌,快学起来吧!tRMuBh
[Drawing more la A dream expressions doraemon smile good of, quick to learn! tRMuBh]
铺主在此,大力勾引~!生活怎能没创意,快让创意围绕你!合作QQ:全球健身中心:
如何纠正驼背和盆骨前倾?
[How to correct the humpback and pelvis forward? ]
最大最全的健身微博,来自中日韩欧美等最热门的健身教程,加上专业的教练指导,总有一款适合你!商务洽谈QQ:,邮箱:vvstar@inmyshow我的前任是个极品:
有教养是父母最大的义务![good]
[Cultured is the duty of parents biggest! [good]]
我们不一定要完美的爱情,但求不要遇到那些极品伴侣!私信我爆出那些极品的极品事吧!发泄内心的负能量!新浪新闻:
【事假还是病假?员工开双眼皮没请假被开除告公司】近日,谭某因为到医院“开双眼皮”没有提前请假,公司以无故旷工为由强行辞退。之后,谭某出具了上海某医院的病假手续,辩称自己是“病假”,认为公司属于违法解除劳动合同,要求公司进行赔偿。[思考]结果劳动争议仲裁这样判↓↓tRXyFqW
[【 personal leave or sick leave? The staff double-eyelid not leave fired 】 company recently, tan one because open double-fold eyelid did not ask for leave in advance to the hospital, the company to resign without reason absenteeism. Tan after the one issued by the Shanghai hospital sick leave formalities, argues that he is sick leave, think the company belongs to the illegal discharge the labor contract, request the company to compensate. [thinking] results of labor dispute arbitration left left tRXyFqW down]
上新浪新闻客户端,每天了解世界多一点。下载客户端:sinajd.php?k=猫扑:
【心疼!银行填单台“杀死”岁女孩[伤心]】日河南一男子带着岁女孩在银行营业厅办业务。男子在一边整理单据,孩子独自走到填单台,跳着想拿物品,结果导致柜子倾倒。孩子前胸被砸,尽管被立即送往医院,但仍不幸身亡…愿这种悲剧不再上演[蜡烛]tRXQDZn
[【 love! The bank to fill a single kill [sad]] years old girl, henan a man with a girl in the bank business hall to do business. Man in the side to sort out the documents, the child to go alone to fill in a single, jump to take the goods, as a result, the cabinet. Child chest smashed, although was rushed to the hospital, but still died... Let the tragedy is no longer on [candle] tRXQDZn]
猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作:qq:微影帝:
史上最令人动心的征女友视频,女孩想听的话都在这了[心][心],听完还能把持得住吗?[doge] tRXyHN
[In the history of the most dramatic sign girlfriend video, girls want to hear all the [heart] [heart], will finish listen to be able to live? [doge] tRXyHN]
微视频人气博主冷笑话精选:
面对意图轻生的少女,消防员果断从楼上给了她一个飞身踢!直接踹回了房间里……虽然好像很疼样子,但妹纸估计一时半会是跳不成了!好事[doge]tRXOL
[In front of the girl intention of suicide, firefighters decisively from upstairs and gave her a fly kick. Kick straight back to the room... Although looks very painful, but the girl is estimated for would be hopping! Good thing [doge] tRXOL]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!我和贱人的狗血经历:
过敏不是矫情而是病,对过敏者请收起你的控制欲,不要做善意的杀人者[微笑]
[Allergic disease rather than melodramatic, allergy please pack up your control, dont do white hand [smiles]]
生活是一朵洒满狗血的悲菊,随时等待被人完爆!私人微博业界良心有事私信Well_Lee李炜:
低热(不是存图[doge])
[Low thermal (not save figure [doge])]
我是一只呆喵 工作邮箱:well_leestudio@我跟熊孩子的日常:
超萌!小女孩装睡骗爸比,怎么叫都不醒,最后却忍不住笑了,大眼睛长睫毛,太软萌了![可爱]#熊孩子的日常# tRXywgS
[Super sprout! Girl pack to sleep lie to daddy, what all dont wake, but couldnt help laughing, long eyelashes, big eyes too soft sprout! [lovely] # daily # tRXywgS bear children]
谁家没个熊孩子,一起和熊孩子共同成长!欢迎私信我爆出熊孩子各种趣事!微信交流:baby-xiaodi头条新闻:
#天下#【乐天百货店撤中文标语 将改变吸引中国游客政策】近日,韩国乐天百货店总店的中文标语已被撤换,这与一个月前的公然示好判若云泥。此举也遭到了韩媒嘲讽:说好的“因为理解,所以等待”呢?对此,店方相关人士回应称:“我们正在改变以吸引中国游客为主的政策。”tRXUQy
[# # the world [lotte department store from Chinese signs Will change the policy to attract Chinese tourists 】 recently, South Koreas lotte department store of Chinese slogan has been replaced, and this blatant and shown good poles apart a month ago. The move was met by local media mockery say good because understand, so wait? Response to this, the hotel relevant personage says we are changing to attract Chinese tourists as the main policy. tRXUQy]
每日播报全球各类重要资讯、突发新闻,全天小时即时发布。欢迎报料、投稿,请发私信或者邮件:xlttnews@vip.sina。史上第一最最搞:
棕熊在俄罗斯真实的生活状态,太惨了,西伯利亚一霸的尊严呢?[笑cry] tRXylsC .
[Brown bears in the Russian state of real life, too miserable, Siberia, the dignity of a bully? [laughing cry] tRXylsC.]
让好心情发酵,蒸发掉所有负能量正版河图:
《听无可说》tRXyuds
[Listen to an tRXyuds]
这里是唯一一个能联系到河图的地方,别的任何说是河图的地方,都是假货共青团中央:
【老同学毕业多年未相见 这次竟在高空救人中相遇了![心]】近日某航班上,一位女乘客突然身体不适,两位年过花甲的乘客谭家驹、张敏州不约而同出手救援。巧的是,两人竟然年一起毕业于中山医科大学医疗系的同班同学。少年时相识,再相逢都已是享誉国内外的专家[赞] (广州日报)
[【 old classmates graduated many years did not meet each other The unexpectedly met in the high altitude save! [heart]] recently on a flight, one woman suddenly ill, two passengers kude jia-ju tan to bail, zhang states. As it happens, two people unexpectedly in clinical, graduated from zhongshan medical university classmates together. Known as a teenager, meet again is famous in the domestic and foreign experts [who] (guangzhou daily)]
我Hold不住了:
你认为烧烤界地位最高的素菜是什么?
[What do you think is the barbecue the highest position in world vegetarian dishes? ]
一个爱生活的吃货~天天美食推荐:
鲜嫩的菠菜,别光炒着吃,来一盘菠菜鸡蛋糕,蘸着蒜汁更香哦。
[Fresh spinach, dont just eating Fried, come to one dish of spinach chicken cake, with more fragrant garlic sauce. ]
新浪微博最大的美食基地。每天推荐不同的美食做法,尝尽世界美味,感受舌尖上的中国!加关注吧!商务洽谈QQ:,邮箱:vvstar@inmyshow博物杂志:
达尔文到访了加拉帕戈斯后,受到启发写下了自然选择的物种进化论。他在岛上看到了些什么呢?这个夏天和我们一起去到加拉帕戈斯,追寻达尔文的足迹,或许还能发现一些他没有看到的生物! tRXUjO
[After a visit to the Galapagos, Darwin was inspired to write down the natural selection of species evolution. What did he see in the island? This summer and well go to the Galapagos, Darwins footsteps, he could not see the creatures may be able to find some! tRXUjO]
我是博物学科普杂志,买杂志去报刊亭、邮局、天猫“中国国家地理旗舰店”,买博物文创去淘宝“博物小馆”张亮Sean:
从我进门这猫怎么一直盯着我……
[From me in how the cat was staring at me... ]
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