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微博搞笑排行榜：
考试时，我与正确答案。[二哈]
[When the exam, I with the correct answer. [two ha]]

微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗

思想聚焦：
同一个世界，同一个梦想。[笑cry]
[One world, one dream. [laughing cry]]

成长，就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程！QQ ，微信号：sixiangjujiao-weixin

夢想家林志穎：
把不用的纸箱做成山洞,看着三宝钻来钻去的真是开心![耶]
[Make cartons without a cave, looking at the sanbao drill to drill is really happy! [and]]

經紀業務洽商leadspeed@qq 收歡迎來我淘寶店shop.taobao

魏大勋：
你们要的托腮自拍！[耶]🙃[耶]
[Your chin to take! [耶]🙃[耶] ]

魏什么是魏大勋呀工作请联系：weidx@vip.qq

图院长：
ins上一对曼基康猫父女的日常，一起穿亲子装一起玩，女儿就是爸爸的小迷妹，啊啊啊也太甜了吧[可怜]ins：nailshortycat
[Ins on a pair of skillman kang cat father everyday, wear parent-child outfit play together, my daughter is daddys little sister, also too sweet [poor] ahhh ins nailshortycat]

孙红雷：
多好的雷雷[爱你][爱你][爱你] tRXnMfoJ .
[Love you love you much good gaga [] [] [] love you tRXnMfoJ.]

一个比普通人还普通的普通人

这里是美国：
汪星人Almendra天生前肢残疾，只能靠后肢活动，被前主人嫌麻烦而遗弃。幸好老天让它遇到了善良的姑娘Adhara，现在的Almendra活泼勇敢，每天都过的很开心！[爱你]tRXRJRl @每日一狗
[Wang Xing Almendra naturally forelimbs disability, can only rely on hind legs, the former owner bother and abandoned. Fortunately, god let it kind Adhara met the girl, now Almendra lively brave, are very happy every day! Love you [] tRXRJRl @ daily a dog]

环球网美国记者站，为您提供最全面、最权威、有高度、有态度的美国新闻资讯。联系邮箱：usa@huanqiu

我的朋友是个呆B：
请问，这种面哪里买的？
[Excuse me, where did you get this face? ]

没有什么事情是一顿披萨解决不了的

GEM鄧紫棋：
在明天飛洛陽之前，再享受多一個香港的夜晚！#邓紫棋##邓紫棋queen_of_hearts世界巡回演唱会#
[In luoyang before tomorrow, and then enjoy a Hong Kong night! # Deng Zi is # # # Deng Zi chess queen_of_hearts world concert tour]

羅馬書「不要自己伸冤，寧可讓步，聽憑主怒。」

一条：
【为什么天就能爱上的人，年了还结不了婚？】《志明与春娇》系列年了，这对平凡情侣的故事，已经成为我们念念不忘的爱情经典。我们请来余文乐和杨千嬅，用志明与春娇的口吻，回答了一连串情感问题。他们说，爱情就像“姣婆遇上脂粉客”，都是你情我愿。tRXnICs
[【 why day will fall in love with the people, the years also get married? From jiao series of years, the story of ordinary couples, has become a classic we longed for love. We invited shawn yue and Miriam yeung, using from jiao tone, answered a series of emotional problems. , they say, love is like the good old womans run into powder, are you feeling I wish. tRXnICs]

每天一条原创视频。

韩国me2day：
【米兔·现场】日播出的 #M!countdown# 节目中,#Produce#A班带来<是我啊我>的精彩舞台~ tRXncCT
[M rabbit live broadcast day 】 # M! Countdown# program, # Produce# bring is < I ah I > class A wonderful ~ tRXncCT stage]

联系邮箱 meday@qq *与韩国媒体同步的全方位韩流报道,了解韩流的最佳窗口!!!*

宅腐集中营：
那些年追过的小说，看过一本就足以暴露年龄，三本就可以转走祭奠青春了。[拜拜]
[Novel overtake in those years, seen an exposure age, youth can be transferred to the three festivals. [bynum]]

既宅又腐，前途未卜。各位宅男腐女，你们找到组织了！投稿请发私信。合作请加Q：

Yesung110684：
행복 🌻 #Superjunior##HOT# tRXnfHW .
[#superjunior##hot# trxnfhw🌻幸福。]

星闻揭秘：
#钟汉良# “非凡盛典”红毯谈到未来打算：继续保持这个速度和质感，带给大家更多满意的作品。tRXnMun
[# # orea special awards red carpet plan about the future continue to maintain this speed and simple sense, bring you more satisfied with the work. tRXnMun]

娱评人，非知名媒体人。。。星姐！（追剧小号@星闻剧场）

央视新闻：
【[话筒]全球追逃！中央追逃办公布部分外逃人员藏匿线索】中央追逃办今天公布，截至年月日，通过“天网行动”先后从多个国家和地区追回外逃人员人，追回赃款.亿元人民币。中央追逃办还公布了名在逃涉嫌犯罪人员藏匿线索，正告在逃涉嫌犯罪人员尽快回国投案自首。同时继续受理举报，
[[[microphone] global pursuit! The pursuit for reporting some flight personnel hiding clues 】 central pursuit released today, as of (date) (month) (year), through the justice successively from many countries and regions in flight personnel, to recover the money. One hundred million yuan. Central pursuit do also reported on the suspected crime hidden clues, warned on suspected crime back home midnight, as soon as possible. At the same time continue to accept the report,]

“央视新闻”微博是中央电视台新闻中心官方微博，是央视重大新闻、突发事件、重点报道的首发平台。

大锅只是喝醉：
………[赞]
[......... [who]]

i easy吗 i

KMS92：
.

每天教你学做菜：
【黄桃罐头】放在冰箱里冰镇着，大热天回到家里来一碗好舒爽～制作特别简单，收着自己动手吧。
[Ice in the fridge and canned yellow peach 】【 hot day back home to a bowl of good comfortable ~ make extremely simple, keep it myself. ]

爱美食，爱生活，分享美食作法，分享美食资讯.合作qq

逗元帅：
惊不惊喜，刺不刺激？
[Dont surprise surprise, dont stimulate? ]

私信我，说你想说

极品爆料王：
掉渣天，战斗民族警察驾照考试现场。。。不吹不黑，我能把桩全给撞倒[doge]tRXnMEZ
[Day off slag, combat national police driving test site... Dont blow not black, I can give all pile knocked down [doge] tRXnMEZ]

你开心就好

八卦娱公：
金希澈交通事故这件事也会被喷；金希澈在韩国参加节目为中国澄清了“中国人什么东西都吃和电视没几个节目”等假新闻，邱淑贞爆料他为中国捐了两所希望小学，在没有任何中国活动之前就开微博说喜欢中国的人[微笑]不求祈福，恶意的辱骂可以歇歇[微笑]他是哪国人之前，首先他是一个人品很好的人[心]
[Sj traffic accidents It will also be spray; Super junior in South Korea to participate in the program for China to clarify the Chinese eat everything and TV few fake news, such as chingmy yau revealed he has donated two hope primary schools for China, in China there is no activity before open weibo said like China [smiles] not blessing, malicious abuse can have a breath before [smiles] what nationality he is, first of all, he is a character good man [heart]]

合作推广以及爆料请私信～

卫视大混战：
#钟汉良非凡盛典# 钟汉良完整版红毯cut：tRXnMTvU 小哇来了，@钟汉良：继续保持这个速度，质感，好作品！期待钟汉良的《一路繁花相送》《凉生我们可不可以不忧伤》《幸福的理由》。
[# # orea special festival orea full version red carpet cut tRXnMTvU little wow, @ orea continue to maintain this speed, simple sense, good work! Forward to wal flowers to send all the way, cool living can we just not sorrow, the reason of happiness. ]

爆料 ▏合作→→请私信

颜土豆avi：
是在经历了许多令人难堪的时刻之后，我们才终于知道，诚实是比善良更难做到的事情，你诚实地面对这个世界，是很容易受伤的。我相信那些看起来“虚伪”的人，也是经过许多难过到吐的时刻，才找到了保护自己的壳吧。谁又不希望自己坦诚而透明、干净而美好呢。只是成人世界终究有太多隐秘的欲望。
[Is after many embarrassing moments, we finally know, honesty is more difficult than good do, be honest with you the world, it is very easy to get hurt. I believe that those who look hypocrisy, also through many sad moment to vomit, to find the shells to protect themselves. Who does not want to open and transparent, clean and beautiful. Only adult world, after all, there are too many secret desires. ]

出来混就要讲信用，说了操你妈就一定要操你妈。我的DY号：sweetpotato (豆娘情话)

喵星人的喵星球：
只猫一起吃饭是什么场面，真的太壮观了！！tRXEebCt
[Cats eat together is what scene, really too spectacular!! tRXEebCt]

做一只，有态度的喵星人。合作联系：shangwu@hamelon

我们爱讲冷笑话：
睡觉时的你，男朋友喂你吃东西时的你，和闺蜜一起逛街的你
[Sleep with you, boyfriend when feed you eat, you and your girlfriends go shopping together]

笑话竟有冷热之分，究竟是谁不懂幽默。。爱生活，爱冷兔！！！（如果相关微博系谁原创请及时联系冷兔）

全球健身中心：
【美容养生穴】一个月就让你变漂亮，皮肤嫩得可以水叮当！
[A month let beauty regimen hole 】【 you become beautiful, very tender, skin can make water! ]

最大最全的健身微博，来自中日韩欧美等最热门的健身教程，加上专业的教练指导，总有一款适合你！商务洽谈QQ：，邮箱：vvstar@inmyshow

小野妹子学吐槽：
岛国一位主人表示，在家里同时养狗狗和刺猬的笑果极佳...可以得到一边好奇一边吓飞的狗狗，和看穿一切大摇大摆的刺猬[笑cry] tRXnxCI .
[Island, one owner said in the home at the same time keep a dog and a hedgehog smile good fruit... Can be curious and frightened to fly a dog, and see through all the swagger of hedgehog [laugh cry] tRXnxCI.]

图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

口袋英语：
杰森·斯坦森从岁到岁的变化；居然越老越迷人，意外发现还作为运动员参加奥利匹克选拔赛，也发福，也有发际线褪落，却完全抹杀不去他的硬汉气场。[心]tRXKIAXV
[Jason statham changes from age to age; Even more old more charming, also as an unexpected discovery that athletes to participate in the Olympic trials, also fat, also has a hairline faded, and wiped out his tough guy not going aura. [heart] tRXKIAXV]

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环球杂志：
【引爆BBC收视率的纪录片《进食、断食与长寿》】《轻断食》作者英国医生Michael Mosley制作，完整介绍了断食与健康的关联，减重、心脑血管疾病、癌症、认知功能、胰岛素敏感性、长寿……全球已有亿人次尝试轻断食这种全新的健康生活方式。 tRyjezdh
[【 ratings detonated the BBC documentary eat, break feed and longevity] the light is broken feed the author make a British doctor Michael Mosley, a complete introduction to the associated end food and health, weight loss, disease of heart head blood-vessel, cancer, cognitive function, insulin sensitivity, long life... Million people worldwide try light break feed this new healthy lifestyle. tRyjezdh]

中国国际报道第一刊。创刊于年。改革开放后中国人开眼看世界的第一扇窗口，至今提供域外别样空气与视界。

南方都市报：
【丹麦驻华大使馆：很多人来咨询有没有“生蚝签证”】太平洋生蚝在丹麦泛滥成灾一事在中国互联网引发广泛关注。丹麦驻华大使馆工作人员告诉记者，这两天咨询“生蚝”的来电，快要超过咨询签证的人数，甚至很多中国海鲜进口商咨询如何进口丹麦生蚝。丹麦环境部保守估计，整个海域约有余吨生蚝。丹麦
[The Danish embassy in China a lot of people have to consulting visa oyster 】 the Pacific oyster in Denmark flooding caused wide public concern over the Internet in China. The Danish embassy staff told reporters that the two day consultation calls oyster, exceed the number of visa consulting, even many Chinese seafood importer ask how to Denmark raw oysters. The Danish environment conservative estimate, the waters around more than tons of raw oysters. The Danish]

欢迎同时关注南都微信（搜索公众号“南方都市报”或者“nddaily”即可）

芒果娱乐：
钟汉良非凡盛典红毯cut：
《凉生，我们可不可以不忧伤》将登陆湖南卫视首播
tRXnMNDf
#芒果娱乐#带你直击娱乐现场
[Hello how are you Special awards red carpet cut < br > the cool, we can not sorrow, will land on hunan TVs premiere < br > tRXnMNDf < br > # # mango entertainment show you seem to have entertainment scene]

合作+投稿，请私信！无沟通不合作！

最佳蹲坑读物：
一个男生能把女友宠到什么程度？
[A boy can take girl friends pet to what degree? ]

如果你有什么烦恼，请向我私信投稿，合作宣传欢迎私信^^商务洽谈QQ：，邮箱：vvstar@inmyshow

电影工厂：
位不同时代的霓虹国女星。
[Neon the star of a different era. ]

主营：炮制各种影视动漫花边，推荐影视精品！

全球潮流婚纱：
中国盘扣的百般风情，形形色色的盘扣中尤以古老的手工盘扣最为精巧细致，它融进了制作者的心性和智慧
[Chinese dish buckle of amorous feelings, all kinds of button of ancient manual button in the most exquisitely meticulous, and it melts into the maker of the mind and wisdom]