人民日报:
【厉害了,广场舞大爷!】大爷:我就随便跳一跳,这脚步,你们跟得上算我输[doge]网友:真的好怕老,现在广场舞都已经这么难了[笑cry]tRXrWodc(网络)
[Much, square dance big ye! The big ye I was literally jump jump, this step, you lose [doge] the net friend to pay to me really good afraid of old, are so difficult to square dance now [laugh cry] tRXrWodc (network)]
人民日报法人微博。参与、沟通、记录时代。
【奔波头条】男女交往先量尺寸?吐槽下那些封建的校规~[挖鼻][挖鼻][挖鼻] #奔波儿灞与灞波儿奔# tRXBqbeU
[Exchanges between men and women running headline 】 【 measurements first? Fun under the feudal rules ~ [dig nose] [dig nose] [dig nose] # # travelling son Ba and Ba wave son ran tRXBqbeU]
机智呆逼两基友,爆笑喷饭两冤家!思想聚焦:
每天最大的生活感受。
[Most of life every day. ]
成长,就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程!QQ ,微信号:sixiangjujiao-weixin郭斯特:
记得吗,馒头小时候不会埋屎,狐狸一直帮她埋。这么久过去了,狐狸依然在做这件事……最幸福的,原来是『在你面前,我可以永远做一个长不大的小孩子』tRXrpChr
[Remember, steamed bread was not buried dung, the fox has to help her. So long past, the fox still do it... The most happiness, turns out to be in front of you, I can always do a long not big child tRXrpChr]
我是平板!合作联系QQ,一些周边tRzAkS娱乐榜姐:
《我们的侣行》 张昕宇、梁红主创,月日起每周六晚:「深圳卫视」播出,每周六、日晚:「腾讯视频」「腾讯新闻」联合呈现。两人驾驶运-飞机,开启中国造飞机首次环球飞行,一路穿越五大洲、三大洋、余国、行程万公里。
[Our couple line ptar yu, hong liang, sometimes within every Saturday night shenzhen satellite TV broadcast, every Saturday, Sunday night tencent video tencent news , joint. - aircraft, two people driving on chinese-made aircraft to fly around the world for the first time, all the way across the five continents, more than three oceans, countries, travel thousands of miles. ]
知名娱乐博主榜姐倒吸一口凉气君:
还在上学的真的好好珍惜时光吧,不要觉得上班能赚钱很自由。进入社会后你会遇见比学校里倍奇葩的人,倍不讲理的傻逼,受倍的委屈,背上倍的压力,累死你的不是工作,往往是工作中遇到的人,结果那些傻逼你还不能打他,因为你是有素质的人。[拜拜]
[Also really cherish the time in school, dont think to work to make money is freedom. Will enter the society after you meet, than people in The Times in school science times unreasonable silly force, the injustice of The Times, back times of pressure, dead tired you not work, is often encountered in the work, the result that silly force, you cant beat him because you are a man of quality. [bynum]]
呆货一枚,爱分享各种好玩的!郭碧婷:
你努力的樣子真的很美,尤其看到你一路打拼過來,勤懇的樣子,獨立又耀眼@夕又米
[You look really beautiful, hard especially see you struggle all the way to come over, diligent, independent and dazzling @ skarn and meters]
工作請洽 奇奕娛樂 @qqCORONET皇冠_易烊千玺个站:
跳舞的你真的好酷🤘🏿@TFBOYS-易烊千玺 #离骚[音乐]# tRXrWvx
[跳舞的你真的好酷🤘🏿@TFBOYS-易烊千玺 #离骚[音乐]# tRXrWvx ]
【图开放授权给产出er 请标明出处 禁商用】冷笑话精选:
大金毛为了照顾喝醉酒的主人,也是操碎了心!开门,捡东西,叼脸盆,盖被子全做齐了……太懂事!tRXrWgs
[Big dogs to care for drunken master, is also a fuck broken heart! Open the door, pick up thing, diao washbasin, cover with quilt son all do together... Quite reasonable! tRXrWgs]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!英国报姐:
苏格兰最近有棵树,砍倒后才发现里面有一只才一周大松鼠宝宝,松鼠妈妈也不知所踪,大家只好把它送到了救助中心,在救助小姐姐的照顾下,小松鼠一天天长大了~
[Scotland has tree cut down, found that there is only a week after big baby squirrel, squirrel mother is missing, you have to send it to the rescue center, in the little sister, under the care of the little squirrel day by day grow up ~]
订阅号:UKUK。国外各种好玩的,报姐带你看世界杨蓉:
五一出游,各位注意安全!有困难记得到风情岛派出所找小何警官[酷]
[May Day trip, you pay attention to safety! Have trouble remember to the customs officer island police station to find ho [cool]]
以演戏为生,以演戏为乐! 工作联系:马女士 - 邮箱 sukeyma@许嵩:
“弹完琴,带格洛米娱乐一会…”我的秒拍作品,一起来看~tRXruUr(使用#秒拍#录制)
[To play the piano with gloria m entertainment for a while... My second work, ~ tRXruUr together (use # # s pat recording)]
公务邮箱:vaestudio@hotmail(张先生)北京人不知道的北京事儿:
#北京事儿#【[衰]】@Leon_小刚 :双井十字路口一哥们儿裸奔了,请注意绕行或者围观……
[# # [[failure]] about Beijing @ Leon_ xiao gang double Wells crossing a buddy streaking, please pay attention to go or watch... ]
直播北京突发事件,急事儿私信。只此一号,一个已婚的北京爷们儿用不正经的方式干一件靠谱的事儿。q吳大偉DvWooooo:
没想到真的遇见
两个认识的女生
以后偶遇都算我请客[NO]
[I didnt expect to see < br > really know two girls < br > later encounter is my treat [NO]]
朴尔因子护肤品牌 创始人,作者,已出版《这世界,缺你不可》 工作邮箱:davidwoostudio@ 朴尔因子:purefactor@每日一狗:
狗狗剃毛之后……捡屎的,我觉得我们需要好好谈谈![doge]
[The dog after shaving... Pick up shit, I think we need to talk it over! [doge]]
每天分享最有趣、最可爱的狗狗! ♪(´ε`)家里有一只比熊阿布,一只法斗阿兜!噗嗤大叔:
应该清楚男友哪些方面才能嫁给他?
[What respect should know her boyfriend to marry him? ]
公眾號:朱门大叔 (ID:ouba )主播李湘:
明明节目嘉宾的一句玩笑话,却被莫名其妙写成“伙食费每月七万”,断章取义跟风炒作都请适可而止吧!另外谁家每月花七万伙食费,别忘了请我们全家去蹭饭哈!🙋[嘻嘻]
[Clearly show the guest in jest, has been puzzling written cost seventy thousand a month, out of context copycat hype please enough is enough! Another who spend seventy thousand meals a month, dont forget to please our family to ceng rice ha! 🙋[嘻嘻] ]
幸福快乐的生活! 联络事务:MangoLX@vip.sina 梁小姐人民网:
岁的妹妹喜欢白雪公主,为了哄她开心,岁的哥哥拜托妈妈买来王子装,陪妹妹拍了这么一组合照↓↓ 甜得牙都掉了![太开心] @英国那些事儿
[Old sister like Snow White, in order to make her happy, old brother please mum bought the prince, took such a combination of pictures with my sister left left sweet must have teeth! [quite happy] @ the those things]
报道全球 传播中国国民学叔:
没有辩证性思维真的很可怕。
我认识一个姑娘,小学老师,样貌十分乖巧。
有次放学后,她把一名岁学生留下一顿暴打,用高跟鞋踹、撕头发撞墙、还塞了满嘴粉笔头,反正被打的头破血流,浑身红肿。
因此她被所有人视为虐童、心理变态、毒蝎心肠。没有一个人追究真正的原因。
后来她告诉我们,是那熊孩子
[No dialectical thinking is really terrible. < br > I know a girl, elementary school teachers, looks quite nice. < br > one time after school, she leave a old student suddenly and violently dozen, with high heels kick, tearing hair head against the wall, still filled with chalk, anyway the black-and-blue head, all red and swollen. < br > so she is considered by all to be abuse, psychopathy, scorpions and the heart. No one shall be investigated for the real reason. < br > she later told us, is the bear children]
怀念那段还被称为“学长”的岁月。(原ID@其声呜呜然)银教授:
看完《喜欢你》,我以为我有钱就可以给你一切,但是我错了。
. 听说你喜欢看夕阳,请原谅我跟你不一样,我喜欢看你。
. 喜欢你是一件值得骄傲的事,但我一直忍着不去喜欢你,因为我怕骄傲使人退步。
. 一想到昨天的我也喜欢你,今天的我就吃醋了。
. 你胸小又怎样?我就是喜欢,反正我们有
[Watching the love you, I thought I had money can give you everything, but I was wrong. < br > < br >. I heard that you like to watch the sunset, please forgive me is not the same as you, I like to see you. < br > < br >. I like that you are something to be proud of, but Ive been endure not to like you, because I am afraid that pride goes before a step backwards. < br > < br >. The thought of yesterday, I also like you, today I will be jealous. . < br > < br > your chest be small what? I just love, anyway we have]
先别取关,万一好笑呢?公众号yinjiaoshou古城钟楼:
【亥时】铛~铛~铛~铛~铛~铛~铛~铛~铛~
[【 HaiShi 】 dang ~ dang ~ dang dang dang dang dang dang dang dang ~ dang ~ ~ ~ ~]
西安钟楼初建于明洪武十七年,当时它位于西大街以北广济街口的迎样观,这一位置正在唐长安城的中轴线上,也是五代、宋、元时长安城的中心。神回复吐槽帝:
国外网友拍下仿佛看独角兽鬃毛般的彩虹云,[爱你]美呆,神奇的大自然~~看到的秒拿走,你的意中人会踏着这云来到你身边哦[挤眼]tRXrWed
[Foreign net friend photographed as if see the unicorn mane the rainbow cloud, like [love] you beauty stay, the magic of nature ~ ~ see seconds away, your Mr Right will come to you stepping on the cloud side oh tRXrWed [eye]]
爱吐槽~偶尔神回复~无节操P图~大脑洞段子~一只蛇精病的PO主~!张馨予:
分享图片
[Share photos]
你还是那个 张猫猫Happy张江:
长知识啊!!!张图解读汽车仪表盘上的信息,开车的都m起收藏吧,以后灯亮就不会看不懂了[好棒]
[Long knowledge!!! Image interpretation information, car dashboard after driving all m collection, the light wont look not to understand [great]]
每日搜集整理发布各类新鲜资讯,欢迎私信韩国me2day:
【YouTube】#Produce# <男子汉>组练习生发表感想环节中,轮到#姜东昊# 发言时,他的麦出现了问题,观众们在下面说“听不到声音”,这时#赖冠霖# 赶紧走过去将自己的麦放在姜东昊面前,好让姜东昊向观众发表感言.[心](crAPPLE MANGO) tRXrbWc (视频的分钟左右开始)
[YouTube # Produce# 】 < man > group trainee Posting impressions, it was # # kang dongho turn to speak, there was a problem in his wheat, the audience below said hearing voices, then # # kuan-lin lai hurriedly walked over and put his own wheat before kang dongho, good let kang donghos speech to the audience. [heart] (crAPPLE MANGO) tRXrbWc minutes start (video)]
联系邮箱 meday@qq *与韩国媒体同步的全方位韩流报道,了解韩流的最佳窗口!!!*扒圈老鬼:
真是无语了,昨天发了一条反对跑男节目组对鹿晗迪丽热巴炒cp的微博,而且言语温和,没有任何冲撞,却发现微博被无故删除,问了其他人也有不少被删除的,正常的意见都听不进去了?如果是跑男节目组干的,真的长见识了。[哆啦A梦吃惊]
[Is really speechless, yesterday sent a run against male you for Lu Han Dillon hot Fried cps weibo, and soft-spoken, without any impact, only to find that microblogging is no reason to delete, asked the others also have a lot of to be deleted, normal opinion wont listen? If you did run men, really long to see. [doraemon surprised]]
混迹传媒圈,喜欢请关注,合作请私信。爆料公号:baquanlaogui 😇暴走漫画:
小象:妈妈这里的水深吗?
大象:不深,还没盖过大腿。
[Elephant mom to the depth of the water here? < br > the elephant not so deep, also didnt cover any thigh. ]
常规合作:hezuo@baozou 《暴走大事件》内游戏类合作:baozouyouxi@inacg人民日报:
【实用贴!科目三考试详解[给力]】科目三考试,是考验学员综合驾驶技能的“大路考”,相对于科目二来说好像简单得多,可许多人却在科目三上栽了跟头。科目三考试项目的重要提示、考试要点、扣分项目都有详细解释!戳视频↓↓正在学车和准备学车的一定要收藏!助你考试一次过!tRXmOmXi
[The practical stick! Subject three test explanation [for]] three test subjects, is to test students comprehensive driving skills road test, relative to two subjects seem simpler, but many people stumbled on three subjects. Important subject three test projects, test points, points project are explained in detail. Poke video left left is learner and preparing students must collect! To help you one test! tRXmOmXi]
人民日报法人微博。参与、沟通、记录时代。一起来旅游:
美食可以治愈一切坏心情。[爱你]
[Food can cure all the bad mood. Love you []]
在这里,给所有喜爱群游的朋友一个结伴旅行的平台,寻找这样一批一起喜爱旅行的达人,背上背包我们就一起出发吧!微信:slzd搞笑君:
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈笑晕了!君让臣死,臣Facebook [笑cry]
[Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha smile dizzy! You let I die, I Facebook [laugh cry]]
关注搞笑君,拯救不开心。 ค้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้合作推广+QQ人民网:
【拾荒男子冒雨摆放共享单车 素质无关身份[心]】共享单车遭破坏屡见不鲜。而成都一名衣衫褴褛的男子,总会把一辆辆共享单车搬放到指定停车区排好,即便是下雨天也不例外。附近商家表示经常看到他搬车,此外翻完垃圾桶后他也会将垃圾规整好再离开。tRXnwyt
[【 a rubbish man has nothing to do is put in the rain sharing bike quality status [heart]] Shared cycling damage. And chengdu a ragged man, always move the team sharing bicycle in the designated parking area, even on a rainy day is no exception. Nearby shops often see said he moved the car, in addition, after turning the trash can he also will leave rubbish neat good again. tRXnwyt]
报道全球 传播中国澎湃新闻:
【拉帮结派互相推诿,陕西旬阳县国土局领导班子人被集体免职】月日,陕西省安康市旬阳县国土资源局党组原书记李锋及党组成员胡华山、全贤锋、高波、任家革、李飞、王道勇人被集体免职。这是旬阳县首次出现一单位党组成员被“集体免职”。据通报,省市县巡视认为:旬阳县国土资源局班子长期不团结
[【 cliques mutual shuffle, shaanxi xunyang county land and resources bureau leadership are collective dismissal] month day, party secretary of the original Li Feng of shaanxi ankang municipality xunyang county bureau of land and resources and the party member of Hu Huashan, QuanXianFeng, takanami, leather, Li Fei, dao-yong wang collective dismissal. This is xunyang county for the first time in a unit party member was collective dismissal. According to the bulletin, and patrol that long-term xunyang county bureau of land and resources team unity]
有内涵的时政新媒体央视新闻:
#聚焦一带一路#【“一带一路”大百科:“一带一路”如何翻译?[推荐]】当我们在正式公文中或非正式场合向外国朋友提起“一带一路”时应该怎么准确表述呢?国家发展改革委会同外交部、商务部等部门曾对“一带一路”英文译法进行了规范。戳↓速转收藏,关键时候用!
[# # focus area all the way [encyclopedia of area One Belt And One Road how to translate? [recommend]] when we are in a formal document or an informal occasion to foreign friends by bringing along the area should be how to accurately represent? The national development and reform commission with the ministry of foreign affairs, ministry of commerce and other departments have area English translation for the specification. Stamp left turn speed collection, key in time! ]
“央视新闻”微博是中央电视台新闻中心官方微博,是央视重大新闻、突发事件、重点报道的首发平台。史上第一最最搞:
猫哥哥全心全意照顾一只后腿瘫痪的猫妹妹,这情谊太让人感动了...[心] tRXrNUQ .
[The cat brother take care of a hind legs paralyzed cat sister, with all my heart that friendship is so moving... [heart] tRXrNUQ.]
让好心情发酵,蒸发掉所有负能量
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