在大陸拍了一整年戲臉都沒事，才回台灣休幾天就大過敏，臉和身體都給我抓爛了[衰]北京我來了，一來過敏就好多了😅好吧，是勞碌命是吧～宣傳走起來[加油]#放弃我抓紧我# 倒計時
[在大陆拍了一整年戏脸都没事，才回台湾休几天就大过敏，脸和身体都给我抓烂了[衰]北京我来了，一来过敏就好多了😅好吧，是劳碌命是吧～宣传走起来[加油]#放弃我抓紧我# countdown]
工作請聯繫 joeoffice@vip.qq陳喬恩工作室
回忆专用小马甲：袋熊，生活在澳洲东南部及塔斯马尼亚州森林山地的小萌物。性格慵懒温顺，看起来很好欺负的样子，抱起来应该超治愈吧[心]
[Wombats, living in southeastern Australia and Tasmania forest mountain small sprout. Lazy docile personality, look very good humiliate, up should super cure [heart]]
《愿无岁月可回头》
镰刀刮腋毛：为什么兔子要抖鼻子啊😂看完我已经忍不住开始抖了tRfDUiG
[为什么兔子要抖鼻子啊😂看完我已经忍不住开始抖了tRfDUiG]
微博第一审美直男
胡楚靓：你楚下了血本[二哈][二哈]第一张图一定要看！tRfDWqa ！去吧！皮卡丘！
[You chu [two ha] [two ha] in the first picture must see! TRfDWqa! Go to! Pikachu!]
淘宝美妆店楚楚长大了 淘宝服装店HUCHUJING GIF快手美拍唱吧胡楚靓
英国报姐：新西兰，一个存在感不高，但是又很淡定的国家，真的有点萌
[New Zealand, there is a feeling is not high, but also very calm, really a little sprout]
订阅号：ukuk,国外各种好玩哒，我啥都发~【注：玻璃心，喜释梗，广告狗
papi酱：谁来给大咪配个“心里的声音”... tRfkUxMn .
[Who is going to give big mi with the voice of the heart... TRfkUxMn.]
我是你们的光啊！！！微信订阅：dapapi（有事儿请您联系syhz@papitube
思想聚焦：网友总结的婚前的你和婚后的你，太形象了。[笑cry]
[Netizens concluded before marriage and after marriage you you, too. [laughing cry]]
成长，就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程！QQ ，微信号：sixiangjujiao-weixin
Happy张江：说你呢，快给老子下来，葱姜都准备好了，你下不下来？[笑cry]#笑点清奇# tRfDDJl
[Say you, quick give Lao tze down, onion ginger are ready, you not come down? [laughing cry] # # the punchline QingJi tRfDDJl]
每日搜集整理发布各类新鲜资讯，欢迎私信
全球奇闻趣事：一对老夫妻在诊所无聊等待时，发现屋子里正好有一架钢琴，于是果断秀了一把恩爱[心] tRfDkRml .
[An old couple found in clinic boring waiting, happen to have a piano in the room, so decisive show a pair of conjugal love tRfDkRml [heart].]
每日搜寻全球奇闻趣事，欢迎爆料。
小野妹子学吐槽：后来有一天，朴树发布了一年内的第二张专辑，村上勇夺诺贝尔文学奖，富奸总算写完了全职猎人，水果姐喜获格莱美，东京电视台不放动漫播了新闻专题，胡歌微博高调宣布大婚，你喜欢的那个人，也终于喜欢上了你。
[Then one day, hackberry released a second album of the year, murakami won the Nobel Prize for literature, rich rape finally finished writing full-time hunter, fruit elder sister won the grammy, never let Tokyo TV animation broadcast news topics, a brief weibo announced a high-profile wedding, the person you like, and finally fell in love with you.]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
郭斯特：今天……馒头一直避着狐狸，一大早粘着我对狐狸视而不见，吃完饭也不给狐狸舔毛。狐狸各种谄媚讨好馒头，馒头各种不想搭理狐狸。后来狐狸想靠近馒头睡觉，馒头一脚丫子蹬狐狸脸上了……（顺便表明一下我们家的地位，我>馒头>狐狸，不信你们看最后一张）
[Today... Steamed bread always avoid a fox, adhesion in the early morning I ignore the fox, a meal is not to see a fox lick a MAO. Fox adulation please steamed bread, steamed bread all dont want to take a reason the fox. Then the fox want to sleep near the steamed bread, steamed bread a foot pedal foxs face... (indicates that by the way of our family status, I > > steamed bread fox, not letter you see the last one)]
我是平板！合作联系QQ，一些周边tRzAkS
郑恺：#郑恺长城# 《长城》来了，朋友太多，票房大卖，最后一张是一位灵魂画手！@电影长城
[# # Ryan the Great Wall to the Great Wall, too many friends, box office sales, the last one is a soul hand painting! @ movie the Great Wall]
强大起来，软弱起来！
我的朋友是个呆B：一位老爸得知女儿是同性恋后的表现，“我不快乐没关系，但我女儿不快乐，我没办法接受。”tRfekKQ
[After a dad learned that daughter is gay, Im not happy its ok, but my daughter is not happy, I cant accept it. tRfekKQ]
其实，我是一个卖披萨的。
Happy张江：醉了！蒙特利尔一场大雪过后，车：有一股神秘的力量在牵引着我[doge]#笑点清奇# tRfDuYLC
[Drunk! Montreal after a heavy snow, the bus there is a mysterious force in pulling me [doge] # # the punchline QingJi tRfDuYLC]
每日搜集整理发布各类新鲜资讯，欢迎私信
刘哔电影：烂片吐槽之《渡灵人》（论low，我只服国产网大[哆啦A梦吃惊]tRfDuzT
[Movies make fun of the man crossing the spirit (low, I only take domestic between tRfDuzT [doraemon surprised]]
合作联系邮箱 liubi@vip. （微信订阅：刘哔电影 每天晚上都会在那给你们讲故事
英国那些事儿：日推网友总结年度最火喵星人……看完感觉已经没有什么能阻止喵了..... [笑cry]
[Push the netizen summary annual most fire meow star people... Watching the feeling has nothing can stop meow... [laughing cry]]
一个在英国爱吐槽的主页君.没事爱分享英国最搞最有意思大小事.
子望：一天到晚的，变着法提醒你们🙃 tRfkPV .
[一天到晚的，变着法提醒你们🙃 tRfkPV.]
这是很长，很好的一生
刘同：假装开心，假装很多朋友，假装有钱，假装没事，以为假装久了，就真的那样了。而假装唯一的用处就是让一个人越来越辛苦。别假装了，让自己真的变成自己想的那样才有用。
[Pretend happy, pretend to be a lot of friends, pretend to be rich, pretend to be all right, thought pretend for a long time, is really like that. And pretend to be the only can do is to let a person more and more hard. Dont pretend to be, let oneself become oneself think just really useful.]
全新作品《向着光亮那方》四月全国发行。已出版《谁的青春不迷茫》《你的孤独，虽败犹荣》等作品。工作联系：晓强（ 仅限短信）
谷大白话：家里来了位小客人
[A guest to a small house]
THERES NO『俗』WITHOUT『谷』
陈钰琪Yukee：#陈钰琪锦绣未央##电视剧锦绣未央# 今天朋友发来这图给我[污]你们说我是不是交友不慎啊[疑问][思考]
[# # # # Chen Yuqi jinxiu not ended show splendid not ended today my friend sent this figure to me [pollution] you said if I make friends [question] [thinking]]
王栎鑫：我来跟王唯伊拼人气了[加油] tRfDBmqw .
[Ill tell Wang Weiyi spell [oil] tRfDBmqw sentiment.]
相关演出洽谈，商务合作请联系：Jessie 联系邮箱：@ 非诚勿扰 Thx！
影视评论人：哈哈哈哈哈张艺兴采访界的一股泥石流！这满屏的耿直，这迷茫的眼神，笑得我肚子疼[笑cry]tRfDBYjY
[Ha ha ha ha ha lay an interview of a debris flow! The full screen of uprightness, that vague eyes, laugh my belly hurts tRfDBYjY [laugh cry]]
专业视角 解读你所不知道的幕后
田亮：领略到大东北的寒冷和好玩的冰灯，小亮仔问，给姐姐带回去好不好啊[爱你]？我说，咱家有冰箱，让妈妈给姐姐冻一个吧，咱俩去玩滑刺溜[馋嘴][馋嘴]
[Appreciate the northeast cold and fun ice lanterns, asked the little bright boy, for his sister love you [] o take back, ok? I said, I have a fridge, let mother to sister a cold, a za a pair to play slide CiLiu [available] [available]]
工作联系——经纪人郝文敬，邮箱：haowenjing@，微博：@文敬郝
笙南：我承认我想结婚了 想和你一起生活 养只狗 想抱着你醒来看你埋在胸口熟睡的脸 想清早起床睁眼第一个看的是你 想在你做饭时从背后拥住你 想一起看着电视听你吐槽 想夏天的夜里一起去散步抱颗西瓜回我们的家 想冬天一起躲在被窝里看老电影 即使生活不会这么轻易 但我希望你在我的未来里 [心]
[I admit that I want to get married A dog want to live with you want to hold you wake up to see your face buried in the chest was sleeping Want to get up early in the morning to open the first see is you want to hugs from behind you when you cook a meal to watching TV together to listen to your speech Think you like to go for a walk at night in summer watermelon back to our home Want to hide in bed watching old movies together in winter Even if life wouldnt be so easily But I want you in my future [heart]]
以梦为马，煮字为药。
思想聚焦：年纪越大，对交友的洁癖越严重。年轻时交友，什么猪头狗脸、猫三狗四的来者不拒，在一起无非就是喝几杯猫尿，张家长李家短的八卦，吆五喝六的一起吹牛，结果越来越low。等再往后走才发现，真正能称得上“朋友”的人不必很多，三两个足以，但必须是有思想，有独立人格的人。
[The older, the more serious the cleanliness of dating. Dating when I was younger, what pig dog face three dogs, cats, four comes to the net, does not go together to drink several cups of cat urine, short Zhang Guchang lee gossip, YaoWuHeLiu brag together, the result is more and more low. Etc. And then go back only to find that, really a lot of people dont have to be called friend, two to three, but it must be a thinking, a person with independent personality.]
成长，就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程！QQ ，微信号：sixiangjujiao-weixin
金瀚Kim：叱云南！！你TM怎么那么帅[摊手]！！！
迷弟金瀚敬上[微笑]
[Angry at yunnan!!!!! How so handsome you TM [stand hand]!!!!!! < br > < br > fan brother from the vast [smiles]]
演员
全球顶尖摄影：三分钟包你学会photoshop人像磨皮，简单粗暴，灰常实用的修图技巧。纯干货，很值得学习，转给需要的小伙伴们吧！ （摄影师：张二爷xmp）
[Three minutes) you learn photoshop as exfoliating, simple and crude, very practical modification techniques. Pure dry, very worth learning, to need friends! (photographer Mr Zhang XMP)]
欢迎来到微博中最大的摄影类微博~~学习摄影知识，看摄影技巧，赏最美摄影，你值得拥有！
爱上吐槽的特长生：小女孩打电话给爆破公司要求炸学校，笑抽了！同一个世界同一个梦想啊 [笑cry] [笑cry] #笑点清奇# tRfDDQSd
[Little girl make a phone call to the blasting company requires schools, smile to smoke! One world one dream! [laugh cry] [laugh cry] # # the punchline QingJi tRfDDQSd]
（CP：@范冰冰）爱好：经常在街头强行扶摔倒马路的老奶奶！
Pony__朴惠敏：收集了亲爱的粉丝们评论，分享一些化妆小技巧，一起来讨论吧[心]
[Collected dear fans comment, share some makeup tips, discuss together [heart]]
美妆品牌PONY TIMES
剑网3制作人郭炜炜：#剑网双大惠战# 说话算话，今天的双十二爆料，让你们看一眼新披风[害羞]。这次真的超级好看哦！整个披风都带无比酷炫的全息动态特效[酷] GIF不动戳大图：
[# sword net double big war # talk calculate words, todays -, let you take a look at the new cloak [shame]. This time really is super good! The cloak, with no coobe flattering holographic dynamic effects [cool] GIF fixed poking a larger version]
一醉江湖三十春，焉得书剑解红尘！
马男波杰克Bojack：“如果我丢了你会找我么？”“当然找了 谁家一百来斤肉丢了不找！
[If I lost will you find me? Of course the change Who lost one hundred jins of flesh not find!]
梦想是成为亿万富翁◡̈⃝没有QQ 谨防上当🔔
人民日报：【苹果再回应自动关机：少量意外关机属正常现象】苹果公司今晚在官网再度回应意外关机问题：少数 年 月— 月生产的 iPhone s ，某项电池元件被装进电池包之前在受控环境空气中暴露时间过长，可免费更换电池。此外，少量关机情况可能属于正常现象，因为 iPhone 会通过关机来保护其电子元件。
[Apple to respond automatically shutdown a small accident shutdown belong to normal phenomenon 】 apple tonight in the website again to respond to unexpected shutdown problem in a few months - iPhone on production s, a battery element comes in battery pack in a controlled environment in the air before the exposure time is too long, can replace the battery free of charge. In addition, a shutdown may belong to normal phenomenon, because the iPhone will pass shutdown to protect the electronic components.]
人民日报法人微博。参与、沟通、记录时代。
综艺少女：妈呀我的骨头要酥了！！！刚看了黄龄和高博文老师在综艺节目里合唱的《花好月圆》，真的太好听了！《花妖月圆》×《西湖春》，苏州评弹，吴侬软语，这样的男女对唱怎么会这么好听啊！终于明白为什么古人会花钱听小曲儿了！我要是大老爷们，会听到倾家荡产吧！！！
tRfDjTCR
[Mama ah my bones to cake!!!!!! Just saw Isabella and high post teachers chorus in the variety show happy together, really is too good to listen! Flower monster full moon x in the spring of the west lake, suzhou pingtan, suchou dialect in soft, how men and women of this duet so nice! Finally understand why they would pay to hear a little song! If I were big masters, will hear a break!!!!!!!!! < br > tRfDjTCR]
万年综艺狗 颜即正义 不专业剪刀手 每天一剂美颜才能起床(✪ω✪)
追风少年刘全有：虹桥一姐表情包收集Po
[Hongqiao a sister look bag to collect the Po]
我是一只蘑菇。同时我还是一个屁股。最后我还是吴彦祖。
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