和父母之间不得不说的那些事……同一个世界，同一个妈[笑cry]
[And parents have to say those things... One world, one mother [laugh cry]]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
小矛：你的名字中的男女互换，在现实中可能是这个样子的……
[Your name in the swap men and women, in real life can be like this...]
无福利第十九群号： 本人原创作品未经许可禁止商业使用，正经事请联系：@qq
棋士柯洁：该来的总会来的。第届三星杯，人生第四个世界冠军。我的传奇，在我的呼吸停止之前，永不停止。
[It will always come to. The first session of samsung cup, fourth world championship in life. My legend, before I stop breathing, never stop.]
围棋第一人 第届百灵杯世界围棋公开赛冠军 第届三星杯世界围棋大师赛冠军 第二届梦百合杯世界围棋公开赛冠军 以及若干国内冠军
思想聚焦：好好努力吧，这样才能有让你妈在遛弯的时候有吹牛的资本。
[Good work, so as to have let your mother at the time of walk brag of capital.]
成长，就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程！QQ ，微信号：sixiangjujiao-weixin
主播李湘：小姑娘！[心][心][熊猫][照相机]
[The little girl! [heart] [heart] [pandas] [camera]]
幸福快乐的生活！ 联络事务：MangoLX@vip.sina 梁小姐
全球汽车资讯：你真的会开自动挡的车吗？戳图看看，自动挡车不能这样开！get√！[good]
[You really can open automatic-shift cars? Poke figure look, under cant open! The get square root! [good]]
分享国内外最新汽车资讯，播报最给力的全球名车，这里就是各种汽车的集散地！
当时我就震惊了：王者荣耀的英雄原来都是他们配音的，超越性别，声优果然都是怪物[二哈]tRIPpvt
[King the hero of the glory of the original are they dub, transcend gender, making sure enough [two ha] tRIPpvt are monsters]
深扒娱乐热点，每天给你惊喜
BTS_members：呜哇啊啊啊啊啊
呜喔啊啊啊啊啊啊啊
#JIMIN#
[Ca-caw agghh! < br > uh oh agghh ahhh < br > # JIMIN#]
娱乐圈扒姐：蓝色大海的传说 全智贤曹政奭卿卿我我，李敏镐变醋王。哈哈哈哈哈这一段简直笑瘫了[笑cry] 两条神经病人鱼接珍珠的镜头太傻了哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 tRIPTnpC
[The legend of the blue sea Quan zhixian Cao Zheng Shi very much in love, my everything becomes king of vinegar. Ha ha ha ha ha this paragraph can smile collapsed [laugh cry] two mental derangement pearl mermaid to pick up the lens silly ha ha ha ha ha ha ha tRIPTnpC]
Bitch，我正盯着你呢.爆料请私信
人民日报：【长知识！剥了柑橘的手不要摸气球，会爆炸！[吃惊]】吃个橙子，能把手里的气球吃爆炸？这不是魔术。橙汁、柠檬等属于柑橘类植物，果实表皮中含有芳香烃，碰到气球的乳胶就会引发爆炸。看实验↓↓@中国消防 提醒：剥柑橘类水果时远离气球，刚剥了果皮的手不要触摸气球。tRfspjVX扩散提醒！
[【 off the hand of the citrus long knowledge! Dont touch the balloon, explode! [surprised]] eat an orange, can eat his balloon explosion? This is not magic. Belong to the citrus plant, such as orange juice, lemon fruit epidermis containing aromatic hydrocarbon, run into the balloon latex will explode. See the left left @ China fire warning citrus fruit peel away from the balloon, just off the skin of hands dont touch the balloon. TRfspjVX diffusion remind!]
人民日报法人微博。参与、沟通、记录时代。
全球热门搜罗：千万不要让猫看电视，卧槽，太魔性了。。。[笑cry] tRIPjDMu
[Dont let the cat watching TV, oh my god, is too devious looking... [laughing cry] tRIPjDMu]
每日最佳搞笑幽默，居家旅行必备神器。——搜罗君
思想聚焦：小北鼻要自己下床但是够不着，于是就想了这个办法......这孩子真聪明！落地动作我给分！ [心]tRyCNya
[Little baby to bed but cant reach, so I think this way... The child is really smart! Ground movement I give points! [heart] tRyCNya]
成长，就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程！QQ ，微信号：sixiangjujiao-weixin
韩国me2day：【Youtube】#七次的初吻#第集-#李准基#篇“是初吻么?”OMG,少女心炸裂~[心]tRIPYCCm
[Youtube - # # # times first kiss first set lee-joon-ki tolight # article is the first kiss? OMG, young girl heart burst ~ tRIPYCCm [heart]]
联系邮箱 meday@qq *与韩国媒体同步的全方位韩流报道,了解韩流的最佳窗口!!!*
我的损友是个极品：千万不要让猫看电视，哈哈哈主子们真的不是好惹的啊！[笑cry]tRIvANX
[Dont let the cat watching TV, ha ha ha masters really not easy! [laughing cry] tRIvANX]
私信我爆出损友的各种趣事吧！欢迎私信吐槽！【注：出于隐私来稿录用后均不会注明出处，如需@ 你请注明】
新浪时尚：#新浪时尚街拍时刻#【独家| 黑装化身暗夜少年@TFBOYS-王俊凯 】新浪时尚独家为#王俊凯# 拍摄了一组圣诞气息浓厚的街拍。小凯身着酷炫黑衣，无敌长腿更显身高，印花波鞋和红色双肩背为整身搭配画龙点睛。在灯火荧荧的冬日街头演绎温暖又酷炫的实用穿搭法>>> tRIPHdtC #王俊凯 时尚新宠#
[# # sina fashion street snap moment 【 sole | embodiment black night young @ TFBOYS - chun-kai wang 】 sina exclusive fashion to # # chun-kai wang took a group of street snap Christmas atmosphere. Kai in cool black, invincible long legs more height, printing wave shoes and red double shoulder for the whole body is tie-in make the finishing point. In the lights twinkling winter street deduce warm and cool practical wear build law > > > tRIPHdtC # chun-kai wang # fashion to be bestowed favor on newly]
新浪时尚，风格由我。
官方网址点击：fashion.sina
Happy张江：我的天，这个汪星人也太聪明了吧，因为一个狗在家太无聊了，所以边牧故意把球扔到栅栏外，好让路人们陪它玩捡球游戏。。。简直逆天啊，边牧牧人指日可待，请多多关心身边的空巢单身汪[doge]#笑点清奇#tRIPYCp
[My dear, the Wang Xing person is too smart, too, because a dog is too boring at home, and so on intentionally threw the ball to the outside of the fence, a good way for people to play ball games with it... Can go on the shepherd is just around the corner, please cared about the empty nest around single wang [doge] # # the punchline QingJi tRIPYCp]
每日搜集整理发布各类新鲜资讯，欢迎私信
热表情：女生来大姨妈的时候你该怎么伺候她
[The girl to you how to wait on her big aunt]
一只有情绪的表情包而已。
焦俊艳：#每周四看青云志##青云志# tRIPHaQC 金瓶儿走了，妙公子回来啦，哈哈哈哈哈…
[# to see tzu chi qingyun # # # tzu qingyun tRIPHaQC golden urn son walked, wonderful childe back again, ha ha ha ha ha...]
我就是我，是颜色总一样的闷炮～
蒋劲夫：跟随我詹的步伐玩#扔水瓶挑战# 秒成功[二哈][二哈][二哈] tRIPLP .
[Follow the pace of jg I play # throwing bottles challenge # s success [two ha] [two ha] [two ha] tRIPLP.]
不愿是你的王，只愿是你身旁无言守护的骑士。
Peaceminusone_archive：PMO GOLD NECKLACE # (K)
DETAILS LOGO AND PERIDOT CHARM
[PMO金项链#(K)< br >标志细节和橄榄石的魅力]
peaceminusone
Houson猴姆：【猴姆独家】精彩至极！年年度混剪mv大首播！巨石强森开场！网络今年最热音乐、mv、电影、美剧、节目、比赛、大事件等恶搞哦！这首混音还是Major Lazer制作的！包括丁日Justin Bieber、烟鬼、五美、ピコ太郎等热单神曲！超级棒~~压轴的居然是James Corden开车唱歌秀！[色][酷]tRIPTiIx
[Monkeys sole 】 【 splendid! Cut annual mixed mv big premiere! The rock in the opening! Network this years hottest music, video, film, TV drama, programs, game, big events such as joke! The mixing or Major Lazer made! Including Ding Ri Justin Bieber, smokers, the five beauty and ピ コ aso hot single divine comedy! Great ~ ~ the finale was James Corden drive singing is beautiful! [color] [cool] tRIPTiIx]
这货就是【猴姆独家】！！！
我的朋友是个呆B：感觉摸起来一定很棒很解压，这大耳朵扑扇扑扇的，萌哭！简直要控制不住自己的手！tRIPTAGD
[It must be nice feel to the touch very extract, this big ears had had, cry! Is unable to control his hands! tRIPTAGD]
其实，我是一个卖披萨的。
秒拍：狗狗故意把球扔到栅栏外，好让路人陪它玩捡球游戏……#秒拍#心疼，请关爱空巢寂寞汪[二哈]→tRIPfpiu
[Dog intentionally threw the ball to the outside of the fence, a good way for people to play ball games with it... # # s make love, please love empty nest wang [two ha] - > tRIPfpiu loneliness]
秒拍-秒拍大片！众多明星、美女都在玩的最新潮短视频分享应用。网页版：miaopai下载秒拍：miaopaidownload
岳云鹏：一直在奔跑，今天急死我了。
[Today, has been runningm worried me.]
工作以及邀约 请联系经纪人王俣钦先生：max.w@vip.
私人音乐厅：薛之谦的《演员》，去掉伴奏，只听原声，依旧那么的动听。关注@私人音乐厅 ，每一首歌都为你而选#这首歌我只听原唱# tRIPTVD
[Memory of the actors, remove the accompaniment, listen to the original, still so beautiful. Focus @ private concert hall, each song is for you to choose # # the song I listen to the original with only tRIPTVD]
更多好音乐，关注私人音乐厅微信号：sryyt，每一首歌都为你而选
新浪娱乐：#养眼美图#分享一组#阿凡达妹妹谭晶#的独家写真→tRIPXXKz 无论是白衬衣配阔腿裤，还是红唇低马尾与撞色长裙，在她身上都有一种自然的知性和优雅。这个“妹妹”@谭晶Jacqueline 是不是和舞台上那个穿军装或是礼服的她感觉不太一样？[嘻嘻]
[# # # to depict the beautiful share a set of avatar sister Tan Jing exclusive photo - # tRIPXXKz whether white shirt matchs wide-legged pants, or red lip low ponytail and bump, the color of the dress on her body has a natural intellectual and elegant. Is the sister @ Tan Jing Jacqueline and stage the wear uniforms or a dress she dont feel the same? [xi xi]]
新浪娱乐
233吐槽团：哈哈哈川普又打电话骚扰奥巴马了！《柯南秀》再曝一段川普和奥巴马的逗逼电话录音，差点就信了[doge]tRIPYBfG
[Ha ha ha trump called harassment Obama again! The conan show revealed another Duan Chuan make phone records, and barack Obama almost believed in the doge tRIPYBfG]
知名搞笑博主@冷笑话精选 推出的自制搞笑吐槽节目《吐槽团》！答应我，请保持高度关注好吗！
周扬青：DAB都火了这么久了 还不懂DAB的人你们要赶快去百度一下～
这是个全民dab的时代 圣诞老人dab 辛普森dab 就连emoji也会dab😂
dab是一种态度
最重要的是 它的姿势可以让不洗脸不化妆的你们依然帅帅的拍照[壞笑]
因为太爱dab 所以我把它做在了衣服上
这款连帽丝绒卫衣是给你们冬天做内搭用的
因为现在很
[DAB is so long Also dont understand the DAB of people you want to go to baidu once ~ < br > this is a universal DAB era 圣诞老人dab 辛普森dab 就连emoji也会dab😂
dab是一种态度
最重要的是 它的姿势可以让不洗脸不化妆的你们依然帅帅的拍照[坏笑]
因为太爱dab 所以我把它做在了衣服上
这款连帽丝绒卫衣是给你们冬天做内搭用的
因为现在很]
服饰：gracechow.taobao 美妆：gracechowbeauty.taobao
徐海乔：Game Time！来解密#乔叔密码# 并向我提问，你最想问我什么？猜中的海宝们#星光大赏#现场我来翻牌子！@微博视频台
[Game Time! # # Qiao Shu password to decrypt and ask me, what do you want to ask me? Guess the haibao # starlight is great reward # field I to brand! @ weibo video platform]
代表作《建党伟业》《花千骨》《新红楼梦》等。工作联系：王小姐
我的前任是个极品：#品姐枕聊室#
[Elder sister pillow chat room # #]
我们不一定要完美的爱情，但求不要遇到那些极品伴侣！私信我爆出那些极品的极品事吧！发泄内心的负能量！
我和表妹的极品事：喵界学渣，哈哈哈喵星人的脸都被你丢尽了[喵喵]tRfKLhCU
[Meow low-achieving students, ha, ha, ha meow the faces of the stars are all the English you meow tRfKLhCU]
走着走着，你突然被爆菊了；爆着爆着，你突然笑了.....哈哈哈！合作Q
Vista看天下：【中国厂家为英国自闭男孩重启年前生产线】英国自闭男孩Ben近日失去他唯一的“朋友”：十几年前父亲送的绿色水杯。因此他拒绝喝水，一度因脱水陷入危急。Ben的父亲上网求助，终于找到中国东莞的厂家。幸运的是，模具还在仓库。厂方重启年前生产线，待Ben确认后，将为他免费生产足够用一生的杯子。
[【 China factory production line for the autistic boy restart years ago] Britains autistic boy Ben has lost his only friends more than a decade ago father send green glass. So he refused to drink water, once because of dehydration in critical condition. Bens father on the Internet for help, and finally find the dongguan factory in China. Fortunately, the mould is still in the warehouse. Factory production line, the restart years ago after being Ben confirmed, will produce enough for free for him with the life of the cup.]
vista看天下：中国发行量最大的新闻杂志，十天一期，内容涵盖时政、财经、娱乐、文化诸领域。我们的目标是：“做中国最好看的新闻杂志”。
贴吧君：太！帅！了！找个更好的，去他的大爷的冷暴力
[Too! Handsome! ! Looking for a better, go to his uncles cold violence]
分享贴吧有趣的东西，欢迎私信投稿
iPanda熊猫频道：“小灰灰”也骑大马啦，看把你能的~[嘻嘻][偷笑]咋滴，熊家腻害不？[酷][酷]
[A little gray also ride Malaysia, see the can you ~ [xi xi] [laughing] zha drops, bored with not bears home? [cool] [cool]]
（live.ipanda）关注我以后你们就是我的人了！在这里我是团长你们是饭团，团长爱饭团么么哒~
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