#周杰伦批节目组没礼貌#月日，周杰伦在录制《最强大脑》时，因节目组突然播放他的歌当背景音乐，影响来宾谈话，他立刻变严肃，并中断录像批评节目组：“你们制作单位真的很莫名其妙，人家来宾在说话，你们放我的音乐，有没有礼貌啊？”tRfeTu 小公举好贴心[心]tRfeOUiX
[# batch # youre rude, jay Chou, jay Chou in the filming of the most powerful brain, for youre suddenly play his song when the background music, affect the guests talk, he immediately becomes serious, video criticism and interrupt you you make unit is really puzzling, guests are talking, you put my music, and have a polite? Small public election tRfeTu how sweet tRfeOUiX [heart]]
新浪娱乐
冷笑话精选：一对老夫妻在医院排队等待时，发现大厅有一架钢琴。。。看看人家是怎么秀恩爱的[doge] tRfeYotN
[An old couple in the hospital waiting in line, they found the hall has a piano... Look at how [doge] tRfeYotN affection]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
我的朋友是个呆B：国外一位网友最近遇上一件事儿，让他感觉自己这么多年数学白学了...
[Abroad recently met a thing, a netizen mathematics white learned to let him feel so many years...]
其实，我是一个卖披萨的。
北京人不知道的北京事儿：女司机与宾利飞驰的故事。。。[二哈]（by@Cars ）tRfeXIDn
[The driver and bentley galloping story... [two ha] tRfeXIDn (by @ Cars)]
直播北京突发事件，急事儿私信。只此一号，一个已婚的北京爷们儿用不正经的方式干一件靠谱的事儿。q
momo酱也是徐老师：“化了妆给我买保时捷，卸了妆连我电话都不接”第一弹做好啦！不知道韩国k-pop妆容，欧美hip-hop妆容和日系樱花妆容你们比较喜欢哪一个呢，想学哪一个呢？最后我还整理了一下我的“日抛脸”合集。总长四分半，不费流量tRfeQZu (Recorded with #Flash Show#)
[Made up to buy me a porsche, discharge makeup dont even pick up my calls the first play well! Dont know South Korea k - pop makeup look, Europe and the United States hip-hop makeup and Japanese cherry blossom makeup look and which one you prefer, which one would like to learn? Finally I have adjusted my day PaoLian collection. Total length of four and a half, at no cost flow tRfeQZu (Recorded with # Flash Show#)]
工作接洽助理小咩，微信号xiaomie
全球旅游攻略：涠洲岛攻略，一个比较冷门但是超美的地方，这世界上有很多事情值得你等待， 日出、日落、对的人，更喜欢有海、有沙滩、有阳光的地方。
[Weizhou island strategy, a less popular but very beautiful place, there are a lot of things in the world is worth your waiting, sunrise, sunset, the right person, prefer to have the sea, beach, sunshine place.]
全球旅游攻略：为你推荐出行时计划，指引你最美的季节去最美的地方！遇见就关注吧~
我的前任是个极品：你会怎么选择？
[What would you choose?]
我们不一定要完美的爱情，但求不要遇到那些极品伴侣！私信我爆出那些极品的极品事吧！发泄内心的负能量！
思想聚焦：别让年轻的自己死于懒癌 tRfeYVQg
[Dont let the young tRfeYVQg himself died of lazy carcinoma]
成长，就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程！QQ ，微信号：sixiangjujiao-weixin
新浪视频：【直播旅美大熊猫“美轮”、“美奂”回国首次亮相】大熊猫“美轮”、“美奂”回国啦！新浪新闻#天眼直播#带你现场直击旅美熊猫姐妹的风采~ tRfeYMgW .
[【 live beyond the giant panda beauty, incredible home debut 】 giant panda beauty, incredible home! Sina news # # the live eye with your site, direct style ~ tRfeYMgW us-based panda sisters.]
提供每日最新时事、轻松搞笑、娱乐八卦视频以及影视大片，全天小时即时发布。欢迎爆料、投稿，请发私信@新浪视频，或者邮件：videovideo@sina
Happy张江：太可爱了，汪星人在路上听到了消防车的声音，居然模仿了起来。。。一只好好的大金毛活成了二哈[二哈]#笑点清奇#tRfeThrJ
[Too cute, Wang Xing people heard the sound of a fire truck on the road, incredibly imitate up... A so good daikin knitting became two ha [two ha] # # the punchline QingJi tRfeThrJ]
每日搜集整理发布各类新鲜资讯，欢迎私信
小野妹子学吐槽：《银魂》真人版电影官方公布了第一波定妆照！！...我咋觉得还没网友P的给力😂😂小栗旬老公都认不出了😂😂
[Silver soul live-action film officially unveiled the first wave of calm makeup photos!!!! ... 我咋觉得还没网友P的给力😂😂小栗旬老公都认不出了😂😂]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
我们爱讲冷笑话：这是一只有故事的阿拉斯加....（转载）
[This is a story only Alaska... (reproduced)]
笑话竟有冷热之分，究竟是谁不懂幽默。。爱生活，爱冷兔！！！（如果相关微博系谁原创 请及时联系冷兔）
央视新闻：【[话筒]看动图！小偷这样一秒偷走你的财物】日前，成都地铁天府广场站，两名男子一人掩护、一人扒窃，一秒钟就从女子外衣兜里偷得手机。小偷表示最喜欢冬季，厚厚的外套兜更是他们的“罪爱”。警方提醒，钱包、手机等贵重物品最好放贴身衣物口袋。扩散！多个转发，可能少个人被偷！
[[[microphone] see diagram! The thief so a second steal your belongings 】 a few days ago, chengdu tianfu square metro station, two men one screen, one pickpocketing, a seconds from woman coat pocket stolen phones. The thief said favorite winter, thick coat pocket is their love. Police remind the wallet, mobile phone and other valuables best close-fitting clothes pocket. Spread! Multiple forwarding, individuals are less likely to steal!]
“央视新闻”微博是中央电视台新闻中心官方微博，是央视重大新闻、突发事件、重点报道的首发平台。
成都下水道：发布了头条文章：《医生“炫富”真的好么？---嗮羽绒服惹来的争议！》 tRfeHxA
[Released the headline doctor flaunt wealth really? - waste their down jacket to a controversial! tRfeHxA]
率性、真诚、懒惰而痞气的泌尿外科医生，谢绝回答私信里的一切医疗咨询。
于谦：拍戏是一个很辛苦的事，但也挺过瘾。[干杯][干杯]@电影坑爹游戏官微
[Take sport is a lot of work, but also pretty cool. Drink drink [] [] @ film hole game officer]
这里是美国：一个小小的举动也许就能改变许多，伸出双手，传递温暖[心]tRUEsiW
[A small act may can change a lot of, hands reach out, warm tRUEsiW [heart]]
环球网美国记者站，为您提供最全面、最权威、有高度、有态度的美国新闻资讯。环球网，世界很精彩！
Houson猴姆：【猴姆独家】The Weeknd做客年维密秀表演强势新单Starboy轰动全场！草坪还和前女友Bella Hadid有互动哦！！中国超模奚梦瑶也登场啦！草坪的发挥神级完美！！[色][亲亲]tRfehK
[The monkeys sole 】 【 Weeknd guest NianWeiMi show new single Starboy sensation to The strong! The lawn and former girlfriend also Bella Hadid have interactive!!!!! Chinese supermodel Ming xi also debut! The lawn level play god perfect!!!! [color] [kiss] tRfehK]
这货就是【猴姆独家】！！！
当时我就震惊了：提神醒脑！主视角感受自行车山路速降，看的都觉得手心冒汗，太刺激了！[good] tRfdBzE
[Refreshing! Main perspective feel downhill mountain bicycle, see all feel sweaty palms, so exciting! [good] tRfdBzE]
深扒娱乐热点，每天给你惊喜
每日娱乐圈：韩国岁小萝莉Eun-chae，月正式出道后短短个月就在Ins上累积万粉。不少网友一看到照片就成为死忠粉，甚至还表示愿意等她年......
[South Korean girl at the age of Eun chae, month in mere months after official debut on the Ins accumulated powder. Many netizens become die-hard powder at the sight of the picture, even offered to wait for her in...]
每日发布最新娱乐资讯，另外依然接受大家日常投稿。欢迎关注！
新周刊：我们在微博上做了一个调查，关于“你眼中的老男人”。收到的回答中，“猥琐”是最高频词汇。 tRfeHgqg
[We did a survey in the microblog, about the old man in your eyes. Received the answer, obscene is the highest frequency vocabulary. tRfeHgqg]
《新周刊》，“中国最新锐的生活方式周刊”，创办于年月日，二十年猛进，已成为中国社会变迁最敏锐的观察者与记录者。新媒体合作邮箱： neweeklyteam@
陈赫：必看视频！马力的快递奇遇记，态度这么好还是碰上了想要#放肆一下# 的@肖央 ，心疼自己。。。#放肆一下#tRfeYDOm（使用#秒拍#录制,免流量看热门短视频!）
[Will see video! Horsepower express adventures, attitude is so good or want to hit # # @ xiao, familiar love yourself... # # the familiar tRfeYDOm (use # s # record, avoid traffic see popular short video!) ]
工作事宜请发邮箱： chenhestudio@ TIANC（天才）网址：shop.m.taobao?spm=av...
安小包AnAn：【祖马龙全部款常态白瓶香水香评】
终于把Jo Malone的这篇香评写完了～我也是拖了好长时间[污]这篇总结了目前在售的所有常态白瓶香水，已经下架的我都没总结，毕竟种草了又买不到是hin痛苦的[委屈]你们要有兴趣我下次单独总结～！
文章是按照Jo Malone官方的分类排列的，还有哦香评是比较主观的感受
[【 Jo Malone all kind of normal white glass bottles of perfume fragrance review 】 < br > finally put Jo Malone this sweet review finished ~ I also took a long time [pollution] this article summarizes the current sold in all of the normal white glass bottles of perfume, has the shelves I havent concluded, after all the grass and cant buy is hin pain [wrong] you are interested in my next to summarize ~! < br > the article is according to Jo Malone official classification arrangement, and oh sweet evaluation is subjective feelings]
😊混干白皮 这是一个东买买西买买的po主 公举号：anxiaobao
动漫节操君：#银魂# 真人电影版海报正式公开！感觉新吧唧有望成为最还原的漫改真人角色[doge]！
[Silver soul # # live-action movie poster for the formal open! Feel the new yum expected to be the reduction of flood change reality role [doge]!]
东方狗√ 停港提督√型月厨√历史痴√音游爱好者（伪）√伪毛左√心理阴暗√DC粉（脑残）√
吕一：跟我一样的🐍经病、疯娃儿，🍬小姐～🎂快乐，永远一朵花哈。@唐嫣
[跟我一样的🐍经病、疯娃儿，🍬小姐～🎂快乐，永远一朵花哈。 @ tiffany tang]
一个洋气的人 工作邮箱lvyi_business@ 工作事由请联络～ 纪小姐
Seoul直播：Foodie｜去OAK COLLECTIVE오크콜렉티브品尝颜值爆表的云彩咖啡怎么样！
分享最新鲜的韩国娱乐、时尚生活资讯。
我Hold不住了：哈哈哈谁来拯救一下我的笑点！！小时候看没毛病啊！！[笑cry]
[Ha ha ha who will save my joke!! When I was a child there is nothing wrong with watching!! [laughing cry]]
一个爱生活的吃货~
每日一狗：网友总结的婚前和婚后的区别，法斗宝宝深情演绎~~哇哈哈！太形象了！[笑cry](图转)
[Netizens to summarize the difference between before and after marriage, baby affectionate deductive method fight ~ ~ ha ha! So image! [laughing cry] turn (figure)]
每天分享最有趣、最可爱的狗狗！ ♪(´ε｀)家里有一只比熊阿布，一只法斗阿兜！
斯库里：提醒新浪微博一件事儿，作为一个社交网站，你们应该知道一个事实：其实我并不想知道一个陌生人和我有没有共同关注的账号，我们共同关注了谁完全无法拉近我和这个人的距离。——相反，如果提示：“您和博主同时拉黑了这些账号”倒是会让我陡然觉得，我们是志同道合的同伴。
[Remind sina weibo one thing, as a social networking site, you should know a truth actually, I dont want to know if a stranger and I have on account of mutual interest, our common attention who couldnt close to me and the persons distance. - on the contrary, if prompt you and blogger blocked the account at the same time will let me suddenly feel that we are like-minded companions.]
冷、烂、欠、渣男、劳夜、恶徒、公知、畜生、博猪、自干五、狗操的、造谣惯犯、冷艳高贵、人丑嘴贱、特大粪粪、轻佻五毛、艹粉狂魔，少数民族皇汉。
趣闻搞笑：不要再无所事事了，生活的丰富，你根本做不完~~ [摊手]
[Dont do nothing, the rich of the life, you never done ~ ~ [stand hand]]
最好玩最创意的新鲜事，网罗最搞笑最欢乐的视频！
杭州宋乐天：灵隐路彩叶（续）
[Lingyin road of colored (continue)]
关注自然工艺风俗。微信公号：宋乐天
薛蛮子：减肥成功，一个月持续减少十三斤
[Success reducing weight, continually reduce kg a month]
天使投资人薛蛮子 商业计划书请发送至——charlesxue@一
生活大爆炸TBBT：本周一，加拿大蒙特利尔一场大雪过后，所有车辆被迫开启滑行模式！[笑cry][笑cry][笑cry] tRfeHED
[On Monday, Montreal, Canada, after a heavy snow, all vehicles are forced to open the sliding mode! [laughing cry] [laughter cry] [laugh cry] tRfeHED]
私信获取【资源】！Wei信【i_tbbt】。合作QQ联系：
段子楼：玩社交软件重要的是开心，不要老是关心什么掉粉不掉粉，你又不是蛾子。——*ST-MachineGUN
[Play social software important is happy, dont always care about what powder not to drop, youre not a moth. - * ST - MachineGUN]
段子Q群：。投稿在评论里@,翻译段子√.投稿√.段子挖坟√.合作QQ：
互联网的那点事：看了下上个月微博的阅读量，发给微博的产品经理看了，说要给我发个钻石V，因为金V已经无法满足我了！所以你们又要改称呼了...
[Saw the reading quantity, weibo last month to weibo product manager saw, say to send me a diamond V, V because gold has been unable to meet me! So you need to call again...]
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