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北美吐槽君：
“身为一个常驻孟买的苦逼外贸狗，来讲点三哥家的趣事吧”
[As a resident of mumbais helpless pain dog, foreign trade, points three elder brother of the house of the fun!]

吐槽请发私信；公众号kissmemouth【商务合作请联系tucaojun@dealmoon】

人民网：
大概这些就是岁和岁的差别吧！（转自网络）
[Probably the difference between these is years and years! (from web)]

报道全球传播中国

潮美妆师：
#拿走不谢#眼霜的正确涂法，你真的会涂眼霜吗？[酷]
tRKxqc
[# take away is not the correct x # eye cream coating, can you really eye cream? [cool] < br > tRKxqc]

想打扮的美美哒就来关注美妆师吧

新浪财经：
【苹果仅免费更换部分电池引不满一块电池跑三趟还没换成】刘女士的iPhones，从上个月开始就频繁意外关机。得知手机恰好符合免费更换标准后先前往了一家授权服务商，可对方答复电池没货。刘女士只好又到苹果网站预约到官方零售店维修，但能约上的时段特别少。无奈之下，刘女士只得预约在工作时间，向
[Apple battery lead free replacement part only A battery havent run three trips into 】 liu iPhones, frequent accident turn it off since last month. That mobile phone just accord with standard of free replacement after the first to an authorized service providers, each other reply to the battery out of stock. Liu had to repair to apple sites to make an appointment to the official retail stores, but can be less about time on special. In desperation, liu had to make an appointment in work time, to]

新浪财经提供*小时财经资讯及全球金融市场报价,覆盖股票、债券、基金、期货、信托、理财、管理等多种面向个人和企业的服务。

米娜：
放大招！！！#松岛菜菜子#在日剧「砂之塔~知道太多事的邻居」（#砂の塔～知りすぎた隣人#）中的和服造型太美了！
[Enlarge recruit!!!!!! Sand tower ~ # # nanako matsushima in they know too many things neighbor (# sand の tower ~ know りすぎた隣 #) of the kimono modelling is beautiful!]

《米娜》是倡导自然无造作流行的杂志，提倡日常生活中的实用搭配，自然自信的生活态度。米娜时尚网 mina

北美时尚快报：
【街拍】Emma Watson 最新街拍图。美丽的Emma，简单的冬日装扮，外套+蓓蕾帽。这真的不是在拍画报吗？[bm可爱]
[Street snap Emma Watson latest street snap. Beautiful Emma, simple dress up, winter coat + buds cap. Its really not making posters? [bm lovely]]

DealMoon（北美省钱快报）旗下时尚频道。微信公众号：fashionmoon

o0Manutder0o：
伊布收官，这场跑起来的曼联还是很可怕的。姆希塔扬过去战奠定了球队首发位置！
[Ibrahimovic MSC, the running of Manchester united is still very terrible. Sam bush tower Yang past war laid the team starting place!]

Happily married to the most amazing woman.

头条新闻：
#时局#【又一名“港独”议员或被撤资格妄称遭政治迫害】香港律政司日前通知高等法院，将代表特首梁振英提起司法复核，寻求撤销刘小丽的议员资格。宣扬“民主自决”的刘小丽在月日就任宣誓时，以“龟速”宣读誓词，相隔几秒才读出誓词的下一个字，称欲“彰显誓词的虚妄”。tRfEyrGl
[# # 【 times and a Hong Kong alone Congressman or removal Misuse by political persecution 】 department notified before the high court of Hong Kong, will represent the chief executive Mr Leung filed a judicial review, seek to cancel xiao-li liu qualify. Democratic self-determination xiao-li liu at the swearing in February nd, to slow the oath, separated by a few seconds to read the next word of the oath, said to reveal the false oath. tRfEyrGl]

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Wendy-Manchester：
每次看杯赛都想说，留点进球周末进好吗[二哈][二哈][二哈][二哈]
[Watching cup every time want to say, leave some goals into the weekend, please [two ha] [two ha] [two ha] [two ha]]

爸妈给了我生命，儿子给了我希望，曼联给了我信仰，我的生活简单着幸福着执着着满足着也追求着！Enjoy life!

怀孕育儿一点通：
#早期教育# 【优秀孩子养成方法 —岁全收录！】都知道怀胎十月，生子不易。然而，真正为人父母之后，才能体会养孩子的过程才是最需要智慧的挑战。科学的管教方式就是成功的一半，孩儿他娘、孩儿他爹们速来取经[给力]另外，你是怎样被拉扯大的呢？↓↓点击大图看内容↓↓ （中国新闻周刊）
[Early education # # 【 good children to develop methods - all included age! All know of gestation, and not easy. However, after the real parents, can realize the process of raising a child is most in need of wisdom. Scientific discipline is half the success, the child learn from his mother, the child his dad speed to [for] in addition, how were you up? Left left click on the big picture look at content left left (China newsweek)]

育儿受尽千般苦，养女操碎万般心！淘宝店：唯美妈咪韩国孕妇装

搞笑图片会：
印度阿三爆笑斗舞，杀马特看了也得服 tRfBDts .
[India, three laugh and dance, kill matt saw also get tRfBDts.]

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书画界：
【王羲之《兰亭序》神龙本高清晰单句版！】一句一赏，妙不可言。领略千古书圣，“飘若游云，矫若惊龙”气韵生动的艺术之美。永和九年，岁在癸丑，暮春之初，会于会稽山阴之兰亭，修禊事也。群贤毕至，少长咸集。此地有崇山峻岭，茂林修竹，又有清流激湍，映带左右。分页欣赏.）更多精彩内容敬请关
[[wang xizhi the dragon the high-definition sentences edition of the handicraftsmen!] A reward, a wonderful day. Appreciating historic book saint, if a floating cloud, as powerful as a flying dragon artistically vivid artistic beauty. Yonghe, nine years old in decyl ugly, at the beginning of the spring, will be collection of LAN pavilion, was an matter also. I, less salty long set. There are mountains, south, and turbulence, a clean about video clips very nicely. Please close paging.) more wonderful content]

懂生活，是一种艺术，懂书画，是一种艺术的生活。

运动健身精选：
月来了转发确定删除一整年坏运气开启好运[二哈]
[Month came forward to determine the delete bad luck all year Good luck on ,]

健身微信公众号：msjs 合作微信：jeep 车迷加微信：HCK

知神君：
世界四大“卧槽你特么怎么长这样？！！”的野生动物。。。依次北极兔、长颈羚、加拿大猞猁、藏狐。。。。大家感受下。。。
[The world big four oh my god, you how so long?!! The wild animals... In the arctic hare, long neck antelope, Canada lynx, Tibetan fox... You feel down...]

我是知神君～喜欢分享神回复和有趣的问答，欢迎投稿！内容多精品。有问题也可问本君，维-❤️-号：zhishen

山崎贤人ONLY：
【视频】漫改电影「一周的朋友」分钟预告今日解禁，没错又要上演日剧跑了，又要和女主穿浴衣约会了[摊手]tRfEUQTC
[[video] diffuse film friend a week minutes forecast released today, yes stage they run again, and again she wear bathrobe date [stand hand] tRfEUQTC]

年月底~月冰菓（年上映）、月富士台夏月九、四月谎上映、月中旬～月上旬拍摄「齐木楠雄的灾难」、月中旬~ 在西班牙拍摄JOJO中。

Gigi_Hadid：
#Gigi Hadid# Gigi Hadid walking at the Victorias Secret Fashion Show .
[#吉吉哈迪德#吉吉哈迪德行走在维多利亚的秘密时尚秀。]

美国超模Gigi Hadid图片分享

曼联黑板报：
小猪的射门打偏了一点
[A little pig shot just wide]

One Love Stretford End

德卡卡了：
距离产生美的话你最美
[You are the most beautiful distance produce beauty]

喜欢朴灿烈圈地自萌｜对不懂礼貌智商欠费的人忍耐为

一句疗心话：
有时候，失望到一定程度后，反而会开出一朵花来，那朵花的名字叫，无所谓。
[Sometimes, down to a certain degree, it will be a flower leaves to come, that is the name of the flower, it doesnt matter.]

受了伤，就关注下@一句疗心话让你的心灵不寂寞。（合作请私信）

奏耐天津：
#起床签到贴#先起床的，先来打卡签到吧，在床上、上厕所的不算哦！
[Get up # sign in post # get up first, check in first, on the bed, go to the toilet doesnt count!]

【家乡微博】关心都市民生，关注都市发展。【最新、最快、最及时---报道天津的事情】【爱天津的孩纸都在这里！】

在德国的马汀先生：
川普执政后将任命三名有移民背景的女性担任其政府的要职。其中，赵小兰，生于台北，岁随父母移民美国，曾担任美国劳工部部长。川普提名其担任交通部长，应该是在美华人中到目前为止在政府中职位最高的。
[Trump after ruling will appoint three women have immigrant background as its government positions. Among them, Elaine chao, was born in Taipei, with her parents immigrated to the United States, a former secretary of labor. Trump nominate as transport minister, should be among the meihua so far, the highest positions in the government.]

God will never shut one door without openning another!

一句语录签名：
趁阳光正好，趁微风不噪。没娶的别慌，待嫁的别忙。经营好自己，珍惜眼前的时光，及时尽孝，一切该来的总会到。你若盛开，蝴蝶自来，你若精彩，天自安排。
[While the sun is just, while the breeze no noise. Dont marry dont panic, dont busy surge. Management of yourself, cherish the present time, prevented in time, everything should always come to. If you are in full bloom, butterfly, if you good, days since the arrangement.]

热门微博情感榜常驻砖家。一句语录一个签名总有那么一句说到心里。想要更多签名可以扫我威信公号：y [爱你]（推广合作QQ）

经典搞笑短片：
为了照顾好小主人，喵星人也是操碎了心
[In order to take good care of the master, meow star also fuck broken heart]

【✚加关注】❤获得每日☑幽默☑笑话☑语录☑有意思☑恶搞☑有趣☑趣图｡◕‿◕｡

禅悟禅语：
在这个世界上，好人总是会被坏人欺负。有善心的总会被恶意伤害。你对人真诚，总会有人来骗你。但即使是如此，我们也不要因此而改变自己。因为这不是一个谁受伤谁就输的游戏。人生到最后，比的不是赢，而是心安。坏人赢了，可良心却输了。做人吧，心安就是赢了一辈子。
[In this world, good man always bullied by the bad guys. Kindness will always be malicious damage. You are being sincere, someone will always come to cheat you. But even so, we dont change yourself. Because this is not a who injured, loses the game. Life in the end, is not the winning, but peace. The bad guys win, but lost the conscience. Life, peace is to win all his life.]

人性之美丽：
“我努力的目的就是想让我妈给自己买东西时像给我买东西一样干脆
[I try to purpose is to want to let my mother buy yourself something just like buys me anything]

为你讲述人性美好的故事.....

郑明海铜钹山：
我发表了头条文章《紧急找人》 tRfEUhFH
[I published articles emergency for tRfEUhFH in the headlines]

上饶铜钹山管委会

日本动漫控love_love：
#冰上的尤里# 啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊第话最后！你们两个快结婚吧！！！
[Yuri # # the ice agghh agghh first words finally! You two get married!!!!!!]

世界第一傲娇受

闹不闹得住菇：
一个🍿备忘。
[一个🍿备忘。]

please fasten your seat belt. hittheroad@gmail

内涵大婊哥：
承包了世界上最大猫砂领地的真正王者[喵喵]tRfEUhk
[Contracted for the real king of the worlds largest cat litter territory [meow] tRfEUhk]

一个萌萌的制图匠，喜欢发搞笑有趣的动图！~(●˙▿˙●)

那些年那些鸟事：
萧敬腾现场翻唱《曾经的你》，简直嗨到不行啊，live实力太强了，就像林俊杰说的，会征服全场。tRfhVkQ
[Blues site cover once you, hi to I cant simply, live strength is too strong, like jj Lin said, will conquer all. tRfhVkQ]

新浪时尚：
#维多利亚的秘密# 【秀场直击】黑美人“Jasmine Tookes演绎价值万美元的Bright Night Fantasy Bra~图集：tRfEUQYA 专题：tRfEi
[# # the Victorias secret show go 】【 black beauty Jasmine Tookes deduce thousands of dollars worth of Bright Night Fantasy Bra ~ atlas tRfEUQYA project tRfEi]

新浪时尚，风格由我。
官方网址点击：fashion.sina

深圳天气：
【今日天气】我市晴天间多云；气温-℃；东北风-级；相对湿度%-% 深圳市气象台年月日时分发布。
[Zhuhai sunny weather today 】【 between cloudy; The temperature - ℃; North east - level; % % relative humidity - released in shenzhen observatory (date) (month) (year).]

安卓版天气客户端下载szmb.govsoftandroidindex.html，iphone天气客户端下载szmb.govsoftiphoneindex.html