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佟丽娅：
大雪以至，新春不远…
[The snow that, not far from New Year...]

我就是我，丫丫。我只是我，丫丫。｜｜工作请至经纪人邮箱tongliyastudio@

冷笑话精选：
哈哈哈这谁干的！“你是谁？你的名字是……”黑人小哥：你TM再问我要打人了！[拜拜]tRfsKPrR
[Ha ha ha who did it! Who are you? Your name is... Black brother TM ask me you want to hit people! [bynum] tRfsKPrR]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

当时我就震惊了：
一位老爸开车去接孩子放学时，实在忍不住就索性停车拍了这么一段视频，南方人表示不懂这种痛[笑cry]tRfsNy
[A dad drove to pick up the kids from school, you cant resist if you stop took a video, so southerners say dont understand the pain [laugh cry] tRfsNy]

深扒娱乐热点，每天给你惊喜

我和表妹的极品事：
麻痹，水都烧开了你赶紧给我下来[怒]tRfDsQde
[Paralysis, and the water is boiling you hurriedly give me down [anger] tRfDsQde]

走着走着，你突然被爆菊了；爆着爆着，你突然笑了.....哈哈哈！合作Q

wu2198：
打新从来没有中过签,走起! tRfsQO
[New never in sign, start! tRfsQO]

我wu是炒股农民没Q号,没微信号,没Q群,没助手,没团队,不荐股,不办班,不理财,不卖书,不卖软件,不涉及任何钱物往来,不会主动联系任何网友.

张沫凡MOMO：
日常来啦！！跟我一起甩手 tRfsKyJe .
[Daily come!! With me tRfsKyJe of cutting.]

爆脾气摩羯，尊重是相互的～

我与学生的日常：
昨日下午，有多位网友爆料称：在成都某高校附近，有一只狗狗被箭射穿，初步怀疑是被人故意射中的。但万幸的是，箭穿过皮下没有伤及肌肉和内脏，目前狗狗受到惊吓逃跑了，但是箭已经取下来了。可以不爱，但请不要伤害！[伤心][怒]
[Yesterday afternoon, a number of netizen has said in a university in chengdu, near one dog was shot wear, preliminary suspect was deliberately shot. But fortunately, arrow through subcutaneous didnt hurt muscle and internal organs, the dog is frightened away, but the arrows have been removed. You can not love, but please dont hurt! [sad] [anger]]

创意无处不在

央视新闻：
#冷冷冷#【-.℃！内蒙古呼伦贝尔现极寒天气】昨日，受较强冷空气影响，内蒙古开启了“急速冰冻”模式，呼伦贝尔市境内金河镇的最低气温甚至达到-.℃！这创下今冬内蒙古气温新低，领跑全国最低温。提醒当地民众及游客注意保暖！网友：宝宝别哭，小心眼泪冻脸上……（视觉中国）
[# # cold cold [- ℃! Hulunbuir is extremely cold weather] yesterday, influenced by the strong cold air, opened the rapid freezing model of Inner Mongolia, hulun buir city river within the territory of lowest temperature reached - even in the town of ℃! This Inner Mongolia was the lowest temperature in winter, leading the countrys most low temperature. Remind the local people and tourists keep warm! Net friend baby, dont cry, tears frozen on his face carefully... (visual) China]

“央视新闻”微博是中央电视台新闻中心官方微博，是央视重大新闻、突发事件、重点报道的首发平台。

StephenCurry：
问这个分要个签名。昨晚太精彩。
A little Keepsake from this guy! Unreal night!
[Ask this points to a signature. Last night was wonderful. < br > A little Keepsake from this guy! Unreal night!]

霍思燕：
这水晶球🔮要是我家的就好啦❤❤❤❤❤❤
[这水晶球🔮要是我家的就好啦❤❤❤❤❤❤]

最好的时光

思想聚焦：
拖延癌，最大的时光杀手 tRfsKwk
[Delay cancer, the biggest killer tRfsKwk time]

成长，就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程！QQ ，微信号：sixiangjujiao-weixin

日式冷吐槽：
【日式冷吐槽】之互动冷吐槽：请配吐槽语~
[The interaction of Japanese cold jokes 】【 cold jokes please ~ with ridicule language]

取材自bokete.jp，有部分乱翻改编，欢迎随时吐槽、投稿~~

小野妹子学吐槽：
凭自己本事吃了一身肥肉，为什么要减肥？凭自己本事长成这样，为什么要打扮？凭自己本事单身到现在，为什么要找对象？[摊手][摊手][摊手]
[With his ability to eat a fat, why do you want to lose weight? On their own ability to grow up in this way, why do you want to dress up? With his single till now, why do you want to find object? [stand hand] [stand hand] [stand hand]]

图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

头条新闻：
#视野#【北京首都机场航班起飞后起火架飞机避让】月日，首都机场一架由北京飞往仁川的航班升空后引擎着火。好在险情及时被塔台管制员及时发现，立即启用发动机起火处置预案，指挥其余架航班进行等待、避让、盘旋，同时引导起火航班尽快返航，分钟后起火航班安全返航。tRfsCSH
[# # 【 view Beijing capital airport flights taking off and burst into flames Plane collision avoidance 】, February nd from Beijing capital airport flight to incheon after liftoff engine caught fire. But danger tower controllers being found in time, to enable the engine caught fire immediately response plans, other flights are waiting for the command, collision avoidance, hovering, and guide the fire flight back as soon as possible, minutes after the flight safety return fire. tRfsCSH]

每日播报全球各类重要资讯、突发新闻，全天小时即时发布。欢迎报料、投稿，请发私信或者邮件：xlttnews@vip.sina。

玩转instagram：
对抹茶抵抗[舔屏][舔屏][舔屏]
[Resistance to matcha [lick screen] [lick screen] [lick screen]]

带你玩转最美妙最有趣的instagram~（品牌合作请私信，提供简介，谢谢！）

酒足饭饱勾二嫂：
女人的头不能乱碰！哈哈哈哈万万没想到！[笑cry]#笑点清奇#tRfsSHm
[Cant tamper with the head of the woman! Ha ha ha ha never imagined! [laughing cry] # # the punchline QingJi tRfsSHm]

正在前往高冷路上的K千足金纯逗逼！好了，就说这么多，多了装高冷就破功了。合作请私信或Q我：

YouTube上的搬运工：
嗯。那个澳大利亚打袋鼠的事儿。。。这个是当事人自己拍摄的清晰版。。。包括了他从车上下来赶到现场的全过程。。。笑死我了[笑cry][摊手] tRfeermt .
[Well. The Australia play a kangaroo... This is the clear version of the parties themselves... Including the whole process of the he got off the car rushed to the scene... Laugh die me [laugh cry] [stand hand] tRfeermt.]

有事联系qq

Cc_永远18岁：
#女皇之刃##美纳斯#
[The blade of queen # # #, #]

不向任何人解释自己，爱你的人不在意，恨你的人不会信。粉丝群：

李铁根：
遇到他之前，我是不相信还有天籁这种东西的…… tRfsKnBQ .
[Met him before, I dont believe there is such thing as the music... TRfsKnBQ.]

洪兴罩我去战斗。

喵星人星球：
哈哈哈哈哈哈！大王巡山中！！！
[Ha ha ha ha ha ha! King garrick!!!!!!]

地球是你的，也是我的，但迟早是那些喵星人的。淘宝地址：httpsshop.taobao

噗嗤大叔：
你写过或者读过的，最动人的情话是什么？
[Did you write or read, what is the most touching sweet nothings?]

做科普的。微信号：ouba

白城以北：
乐视离职排长队
[Letv departure long queues]

莫让白头空负志，岁月静好不等人。年轻，不能懒惰！

新华网：
【[围观]别人学校的男寝梦幻似童话】据@重庆晨报，重庆工业职业技术学院一男生寝室在网上走红，温馨的灯光和精致的床帘，网友直呼不敢相信这是男生寝室。该寝室大一男生深海同学介绍，布置寝室是为了让寝室更美观整洁，装修风格为地中海加小清新，墙纸和灯一共花费多元。#没有对比就没有伤害#
[[[watch] others male tomb of the school Dream is like a fairy tale 】 according to @ the chongqing morning post, chongqing industrial vocational and technical college a boy bedroom popular on the Internet, warm light and delicate bed curtain, netizens call cant believe this is a boys dormitory. Introduce the bedroom male freshmen deep-sea, decorate a bedroom is more beautiful and clean, in order to make bedroom decorate a style to the Mediterranean to add small and pure and fresh, wallpaper and lamp cost multivariate altogether. # # no comparison, no damage]

新华网法人微博。让新闻离你更近！

城城AI：
漂亮！全红。。。。。。。。。[心]
[Beautiful! Full red... [heart]]

如果每年都翻一倍，十年后。。

环球时报：
【致敬！战士冒死在边境徒手排雷，附近遍布骷髅图标】在中越边境云南段，排雷战士正用血肉之躯，进行第次大规模排雷。前次排雷行动中，牺牲人，负伤余人，因伤致残人！而这次雷区更危险，爆炸物种类多达余种，世界罕见。何来岁月静好，是有人替我们负重前行！致敬英雄！（新华社）
[【 hail! Soldiers die in the border mine with his hands, and around the skull icon 】 in the sino-vietnamese border in yunnan, demining soldier with flesh and blood, for the first time large-scale demining. Previous mine action, sacrifice, wounded, injured maimed person! And the minefield is more dangerous, explosives types up to more than, rare in the world. No years static good, is someone carry something for us! Salute heroes! (xinhua)]

报道多元世界解读复杂中国

极品爆料王：
大片即视感，M&S 圣诞短片，帮助小男孩实现愿望的圣诞奶奶！好暖心[心]#笑点清气# tRfsoYXU
[Large tracts of visual sense, namely M&S Christmas clips, help the boy to realize wish Christmas grandma! A good warm heart [heart] # # smile on gas tRfsoYXU]

你开心就好

三只贱熊熊：
你有没有一个三人帮，一个很二逼，一个很靠谱，一个傻傻很可爱。
[Do you have a people do, a very asshole, a readily available, a silly cute.]

白熊、胖达、灰灰

想念熊：
每次吃饭都要被自己撑死（●°u°●）」 #想念熊#
[Each meal has to be his support dead (low ° u ° ), miss bear # #]

萌到宇宙。公众号lovemissubear天猫店： missubear.tmall 爱你

向小田：
知道的以为是全国PEVC开会，不知道的还以为是夜总会开会。
[Know the thought is the national PEVC meeting, do not know the thought it was a club meeting.]

专栏作家意见领袖财经科技互联网传媒行业观察（WX号：xiangxt）

设计目录：
白馬入蘆花雪池問金閣
[白馬入蘆花雪池问金閣]

最美微雜志。東方的、生活的

阿狸说到心坎里的话：
“从小觉得最厉害的人就是妈妈，不怕黑，什么都知道，做好吃的饭，把生活打理得井井有条，哭着不知道怎么办时只好找她。可我好像忘了这个被我依靠的人也曾是个小姑娘，怕黑也掉眼泪，笨手笨脚会被针扎到手。最美的姑娘，是什么让你变得这么强大呢，是岁月，还是爱。”
[Since the childhood think moms the best one, afraid of the dark, what all know, ready to eat dinner, take care of his life well, cried and dont know what to do to find her. But I seem to forget this is I rely on had to be a little girl, afraid of the dark also shed tears, clumsy will be needle. The most beautiful girl, is what makes you so strong, is years, still love.]

很萌很萌的阿狸，带着那些伤感的话走进您的心坎（qq)

英式没品笑话百科：
大家晚上不要熬夜玩手机，对手机不好。
——laoyang
[People dont stay up late at night to play mobile phone, the mobile phone is bad. < br > - laoyang]

高级审美与百无禁忌

衣锦夜行的燕公子：
我真的不懂呢子大衣做中袖是想怎么样！还有貂皮大衣露背设计。你们到底是希望穿的人保暖还是想她冻死？
[I really do not understand woolen cloth coat sleeve is want how! Also want a mink coat a scoop-back design. Do you really is a person who wants to wear to keep warm, or thought she froze to death?]