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我的损友是个极品：
“港独”分子在台湾遭暴打！大叔大妈齐上阵，战斗力超群！好爽啊！给台湾大叔大妈点赞！[二哈]tRIUTKJ
[Hong Kong alone in Taiwan have been beaten! Uncle aunt together to battle, battle effectiveness superior! Very cool! To Taiwans uncle aunt thumb up! [two ha] tRIUTKJ]

私信我爆出损友的各种趣事吧！欢迎私信吐槽！【注：出于隐私来稿录用后均不会注明出处，如需@ 你请注明】

思想聚焦：
一百多年过去了，我们仍然需要王尔德的毒舌，来抵抗今天的庸俗。
[More than one hundred years passed, we still need wildes poison tongue, to combat todays vulgar.]

成长，就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程！QQ ，微信号：sixiangjujiao-weixin

冷笑话精选：
草泥马：“这人有毛病啊？干嘛对我大喊大叫的？！”tRIbuvj
[Grass mud horse there was something wrong with this man? Why Shouting at me?! tRIbuvj]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

电影工厂：
“寡姐”斯嘉丽·约翰逊，在阿富汗的巴格拉姆空军基地慰问士兵，帅！
[Few elder sister scarlett johansson, bagram air base in Afghanistan, condolences to soldiers, handsome!]

主营：炮制各种影视动漫花边，推荐影视精品！

应采儿：
请问一下 @郑恺为什么一个男人要出兔子UGG？
[Excuse me @ Ryan why should a man out of the rabbit UGG?]

祈祷，不如思考

二更视频：
来自德国的吴正荣夫妇在湖南年了，为了帮聋哑人就业，他们开了家小小的面包店。因为负担不起高昂的店租，便开在偏僻的小巷里，店里有个聋哑员工。他们还资助着个孩子，别人说他们在做伟大的事，他们说：“能做好事就应该做，不管事情是大还是小。”@二更更长沙@巴赫西点tRIbKWul
[Zheng-rong wu couple years in hunan, from Germany to help the deaf employment, they opened a small bakery. Because cant afford expensive shop rent, opens in the middle of the lane, the store has a deaf employees. They also supported with a child, others say they are doing great, they said to do good things should do, no matter big or small things is. @ two more more changsha west tRIbKWul @ Bach]

商务媒体内容合作：二更拥有二更视频、二更食堂、隐藏菜单、慢漫来、更城市、更行业等新媒体。与您一起发现身边不知道的美。

幽默搞笑大王：
草泥马：“这人是怎么了？怎么对我大喊大叫的？”[笑cry]tRIbpjTd
[Grass mud horse how is this man? How to yell at me? [laughing cry] tRIbpjTd]

征服你的笑点。推广合作请加QQ：

小婊渣神吐槽：
刚开始还以为是秀恩爱！结果看到最后让我笑得我生活不能自理了，哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈，我的老年生活。。。[哈哈][哈哈]#搞笑视频笑翻天# tRIbpluY
[At first thought it was show conjugal love! Results see finally let me laugh my life cannot provide for oneself, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, my old life... [ha ha] [ha ha] # funny video hilarious # tRIbpluY]

⚡看到我的微博，你就是我的人了，快跟我一起玩吧！⚡机智如我，天下我有⚡合作请私信

人民网：
【名后两次闯火海救人抬走伤者不到秒车爆炸】日，河北张家口发生了一起严重交通事故，紧急关头，个小伙子冒着大火英勇救人。他们抬走伤者后不到秒，车就爆炸了！后人悄然驾车离开，日终于被找到，他们是张家口的位后：冀超、秦海军、邢建明。为英雄点赞[good]@河北发布
[The name after two flames to save lives Carried away the wounded less than a second car exploded 】, hebei zhangjiakou a serious traffic accident happened, an emergency, brave save a young man at the fire. Less than a second after they carried away the wounded, the car exploded! Later generations driving quietly leave, day was finally found, they are zhangjiakou after a JiChao, Qin Haijun, jian-ming xing. A hero thumb up [good] @ hebei publishing]

报道全球传播中国

纯良叫兽：
幸福就是和喜欢的人用遍所有姿势[害羞][害羞]
[Happiness is like people use all the pose [shy] [shy]]

关注叫兽脱离单身每天好心情 (^o^) YES!搜索公众VX她漫画【biaojie】我会一直陪伴你，广告合作QQ联系：

Happy张江：
心都萌化了！！国外小哥用一群小哈士奇求婚，别人家的老公，这创意太棒了。。。浪漫到不行啊[太开心]#逆天神技#tRIbplu
[Heart of change!! Little elder brother with a group of huskies, propose to abroad, other peoples husband, what a great idea... Romantic to god I cant go against [quite happy] # # tRIbplu technology]

每日搜集整理发布各类新鲜资讯，欢迎私信

我和表妹的极品事：
惊天地泣鬼神的睡姿，发现被主银偷拍后，一脸懵逼，一副生无可恋的样子好好笑！[笑cry]tRUgUsI
[Simply make the gods cry position, found that after being main silver candid, a face of meng, a pair of love is like a good laugh! [laughing cry] tRUgUsI]

走着走着，你突然被爆菊了；爆着爆着，你突然笑了.....哈哈哈！合作Q

沈肯尼_London：
他说每次罚站都可以站这么稳是因为：

“我就是一个一米九几的三脚架啊！[摊手]”
[He said each station can stand so steady because I am a one meter nine tripod! [stand hand]]

幸运的普通人，欢迎指教。个人品牌：kenneth-london.taobao 工作：dear_quintus@foxmail

人民日报：
【国旗“缺席” 钢管舞国家队集体退赛】国际钢管舞运动锦标赛在意大利佛罗伦萨进行，赛事方竟没有准备中国国旗！赛事方承诺半决赛后会挂上国旗，但到了决赛前仍未见到。闯入决赛的中国队宣布放弃资格。目前决赛已过去两天，组委会仍未对“国旗事件”进行解释。图为队员们与自带的国旗合影。@CCTV
[The flag absent pole dancing national collective withdrawal 】 international pole dancing sports tournament in Florence, Italy, event party did not prepare the Chinese national flag! Event promises the semi-finals will hang the national flag, but to still did not see before the final. China abandoned its qualification to the finals. At present, the final has in the past two days, the organizing committee has not to explain flag event. The picture shows the players with their own national flag. @ China central television (CCTV)]

人民日报法人微博。参与、沟通、记录时代。

央视新闻：
【一直抱着梅西就不撒手啊[哈哈]】还记得那个穿着蓝白塑料袋“梅西球服”的阿富汗小球迷吗？昨晚，在一场友谊赛中，这个小男孩终于梦想成真，见到了偶像~~[心][心][心]小家伙为比赛开球后仍不舍偶像，马上跑回到梅西的身边继续拉着他的手……没办法，裁判将小家伙抱起带离[偷笑]
[【 has been holding the messi wont give up! (haha) 】 remember that wearing a blue and white plastic bags messi uniforms small fans in Afghanistan? Last night, in a friendly, the little boy finally a dream come true, see the idol ~ ~ [heart] [heart] [heart] little one for after the game is still not an idol, ran back to Lionel messi continues to hold his hand... Cant, the referee will picked up the little fellow out of [laugh]]

“央视新闻”微博是中央电视台新闻中心官方微博，是央视重大新闻、突发事件、重点报道的首发平台。

牛奶少女丶：
寒潮来啦～冬天最温暖不过一杯热咖啡！嘿嘿，今天我用空杯子就免费换到一杯超赞的高山咖啡！听说含有耶加雪菲，是阿拉比卡咖啡豆中的高级货哦！自带柠檬和花果香气，味道超棒！就在汉堡王，就是今明两天哦[太开心]
[Cold wave to ~ the most warm in the winter but a cup of hot coffee! Hey hey, today Im free with empty cup switch to a cup of coffee with great mountains! Heard that contain and snow Philippines, is a senior in arabica beans goods! With lemon and fruit aroma, taste great! At burger king, is the next day or two oh [quite happy]]

少女就该开心的笑呀❤️公众号：牛奶和爱丽丝❤️合作邮箱：milkelise@vip.

edc陳冠希：
UCCA 北京這個星期五
我拍的照片小冊子，想看嗎？😋
-- c edc ; etalier des chene beijing tRIblGhi .
[UCCA Beijing this Friday the photo I took brochure, want to see? 😋
-- c edc; Etalier des chene Beijing tRIblGhi.]

International nomad

每日一狗：
国外网友家岁的柴柴Makonatu非常任性，散步时经常一言不合就趴地上，有时候还一溜小跑呢就瞬间倒地，毫无征兆……[笑cry]用好吃的诱惑都不管用！[doge]tRIbMo
[Foreign friends home at the age of wood is wood Makonatu very capricious, often a word not lie prone on the ground when walking, sometimes they trotted off to the ground instantly, without warning... [laughing cry] using all of the temptation of delicious doesnt work! [doge] tRIbMo]

每天分享最有趣、最可爱的狗狗！ ♪(´ε｀)家里有一只比熊阿布，一只法斗阿兜！

蒋欣：
我相信真我即風格 @ELLE #ELLE风尚大典#
[I believe that I really namely style @ # # ELLE ELLE China fashion award]

無愧於心，無愧於父母，這輩子便成功了！！！工作聯繫：經紀人朗若

城城AI：
第一重仓股回到起点了。我很清楚呀，提示上的车，%没有止赢，也没有号召大家减仓，这是我的错。如果在以上我说一句，赚差不多了，你们去留自便就好。现在又回到了起点，这过程是痛苦的。我要散心去了，扔下一句，没卖！明天开始不看盘了！我不卖，这个位置我更不卖了！
[The first heavy warehouse stock back to the starting point. I know ah, tips on car, % no check win, also does not have a call to underweight, its my fault. If I say in the above, earned about the same, whether you help yourself. Now returned to the starting point, this process is painful. Im going to a trip to, thrown off by the way, dont sell! Will start tomorrow not look dish! I dont sell, this position I dont sell more!]

如果每年都翻一倍，十年后。。

神店通缉令：
一位退休的航空工程师爷爷，在自家后院给孙子们建了三条过山车车道。，然后每天和孩子们愉快的玩耍了，感觉好棒啊！ tRIbWGYi .
[A retired aeronautical engineer grandpa, in your backyard to built three grandchildren roller coaster lane. And then play with the children happy every day, the feeling is great! TRIbWGYi.]

微信公z号：tuijian 快上车，来不及解释了

正常人办不出这种事儿：
一个熊孩子拿着麻将，使劲敲在了哥哥头上。哥哥忍着疼痛，展示出了他温柔的一面...tRIbB
[A bear children with mahjong, hard knock on elder brother. Brother endure pain, showed his tender one side... tRIbB]

本中心宣传口号：扬我国威振兴中华。精神病人思维广，弱智儿童欢乐多『内有限制级的小秘密哟』

新浪娱乐：
《孤单又灿烂的神鬼怪》公开了孔刘、李栋旭和陆星材的幕后花絮照，三人片场配合默契满满！虽然这个组合里陆星材是忙内，但成天要夹在两个不懂事的叔叔中间解决矛盾，也是难为他啦！[偷笑]tRIbqiwm 期待死鬼CP这周再发糖吗~？[哈哈]
[God alone and brilliant Ghosts released gong yoo, lee dong-wook and Liu Xingcai behind-the-scenes footage, three people set with full of tacit understanding! Although this combination Liu Xingcai is busy, but always want to clip to settle the conflict between two uncle dont understand, is also difficult for him! [laughing] tRIbqiwm expect you damn fool CP this week again hair sugar ~? [ha ha]]

新浪娱乐

公独长老：
跟长老一起用输入法打“一米”
后面跳出的第一个字可能会暴露你的身高哦[二哈]

一个号称贫僧的心如止水的漫画家，梦想带着粉丝一起脱单。公主号：zhanglao

wu2198：
我的任务完成了,坐等个回贴......另外,中签,中签!tRIbOLdw
[My task completed, wait for a post... In addition, the window, window! tRIbOLdw]

我wu是炒股农民没Q号,没微信号,没Q群,没助手,没团队,不荐股,不办班,不理财,不卖书,不卖软件,不涉及任何钱物往来,不会主动联系任何网友.

当时我就震惊了：
真是佩服现在的学生的答题能力了，这答案没毛病[笑cry]
[Really admire the students ability of answering question now, there is nothing wrong with this answer [laugh cry]]

深扒娱乐热点，每天给你惊喜

休闲璐：
我想问一下大家哈，比如你和第一次见面的陌生人吃饭，大家谁跟谁都不熟，互相基本不咋认识。一顿饭得吃俩小时，还得保持饭桌气氛活跃，沉默时间不少于秒钟，还得笑，哪怕假笑也得基本真实，笑出声音，笑出表情，脸不能特别僵。反正就得有个话题让大家不是特别尴尬。你们一般会聊什么话题啊？
[I want to ask everybody, including the strangers you meet for the first time to eat, everyone who and who are not familiar, basic no zha know each other. A meal to eat two hours, still have to keep the table atmosphere active, silent time not less than the second, still have to smile, even if the fake smile also get basic truth, voice laughed and laughed, face cant special rigid. Anyway, have to have a topic to let everyone not very embarrassed. Do you usually talk about what topic?]

sun down

共青团中央：
【如你所愿！岁抗战老兵摸到了国产新坦克】无锡的钱鑑明是一名抗战老兵，在战争中双目失明，已过鲐背之年的他一直有一个愿望，想摸一摸国家的新型坦克。老兵志愿者在微博求助之后，引发很多关注。月日，钱老如愿来到某装甲旅驻地，把国产坦克摸了个遍，直夸现在的炮很厉害！tRIysgy

周扬青：
耶！我是第一个收到Berko圣诞礼盒的人！[太開心]
[Yeah! I am the first to receive Berko Christmas gift box! [quite happy]]

服饰：gracechow.taobao 美妆：gracechowbeauty.taobao

追风少年刘全有：
真正的时尚，一手插大衣兜里，一手插裤兜里
[The real fashion, the skill put coat pocket, hand pockets]

我是一只蘑菇。同时我还是一个屁股。最后我还是吴彦祖。

我的前任是个极品：
#品姐枕聊室#
[Elder sister pillow chat room # #]

我们不一定要完美的爱情，但求不要遇到那些极品伴侣！私信我爆出那些极品的极品事吧！发泄内心的负能量！

几米漫画情：
♡
每天认真卸妆洗脸冲澡
多读书，按时睡，少食多餐
变得温柔，大度，继续善良，保持爱心
不在人前矫情，四处诉说以求宽慰
而是学会一个人静静面对
自己把道理想通，最后半个月了
加油，致年轻的自己[心]
[♡ showering washing a face serious discharge makeup every day read more books and sleep on time, eat much food less gentle, generous, continue to good, keep love is not in front of melodramatic, complained to relief around but learn to alone in the face of your understanding the truth, the last half month come on, to young himself [heart]]

迷宫般的城市，让人习惯看相同的景物，走相同的路线，到相同的目的地；习惯让人的生活不再变化。投稿合作QQ：

马男波杰克Bojack：
我自己都不了解我自己
所以把你那套看人的标准收回去吧
老子做人真的是
全看心情
[I dont know my own so take that set of standard back to look at you Lao tze to be really is depends on mood]