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同道大叔：
金牛喜欢一个人
表面：🙄内心：[害羞]
双鱼喜欢一个人
表面：[可怜]内心：[泪]
射手喜欢一个人
表面：[舔屏]内心：[挖鼻]
摩羯喜欢一个人
表面：[微笑]内心：[微笑]
[金牛喜欢一个人
表面：🙄内心：[害羞]
双鱼喜欢一个人
表面：[可怜]内心：[泪]
射手喜欢一个人
表面：[舔屏]内心：[挖鼻]
摩羯喜欢一个人
表面：[微笑]内心：[微笑]]

星座只是娱乐。工作联系邮箱：woshitongdao@shushujia.me

微博搞笑排行榜：
同一个世界，同一个梦想[doge]（by.熊本熊表情包）
[One world, one dream doge] (by) kumamoto bear expression package)]

微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗

头条新闻：
#舆论场#【人民日报谈#医生炫富#：只要是干净钱该为之点赞】近日，医生任某网晒万元羽绒服引发热议。截至日时，有近万网友参与新浪新闻调查《你怎么看医生炫富》，逾成网友称晒自己合法收入无可厚非。人民日报刊文称，只要是干净钱该为之点赞。对此，你怎么看[来]投一票：tRIPaatL
[# # # public opinion field [the Peoples Daily about the doctor flaunt wealth # the thumb up for as long as it is a clean money] recently, the doctor was a net ten thousand yuan down jacket triggered heated debate. As of the day, nearly all involved in sina news survey how do you see the doctor flaunt wealth, more than a net friend said their lawful income. The Peoples Daily argued that, as long as it is clean the thumb up for money. To this, what do you think of [to] cast a vote tRIPaatL]

每日播报全球各类重要资讯、突发新闻，全天小时即时发布。欢迎报料、投稿，请发私信或者邮件：xlttnews@vip.sina。

我与老公的日常：
当你刷到一条超级好笑的微博时… tRIPJVt
[When you brush to a super funny weibo... tRIPJVt]

更多夫妻趣事，尽在公棕V信：Laogongdaren.欢迎私信投稿(不要发私密消息)。蠢萌CP→ →@我和基友的日常。老公留着不欺负娶回家干什么？！

噗嗤大叔：
你见过哪些相见恨晚，特别好看的餐具？
[Have you seen what brief encounter, especially good-looking tableware?]

做科普的。微信号：ouba

全球育儿大全：
一个亲子实验，研究人员找了六个到岁的孩子，让他们闭着眼睛找出自己的妈妈。看完心里莫名的暖[心]tRggn
[A parent-child experiment, the researchers found children under the age of six to, let them with your eyes closed to find his mother. Watching the warm heart inexplicable tRggn [heart]]

这里有妈咪呵护宝贝必须知道的知识，科学的养宝贝，让宝贝快乐的健康成长！

Happy张江：
哈哈哈哈哈，一毛一样的，你身边一定有一个酱紫的朋友[二哈]#微博爆料#
[Ha ha ha ha ha, the hair the same, you must have a such friend [two ha] # weibo report #]

每日搜集整理发布各类新鲜资讯，欢迎私信

全球奇闻趣事：
中国岁神童上美国节目钢琴演奏《野蜂飞舞》惊呆观众和主持人，厉害了word宝宝！膝盖准备好了吗[膜拜了] tRIPdBC .
[China in the U.S. program piano prodigy bumblebee stunned audiences and host, much word baby! Knees ready [worship] tRIPdBC.]

每日搜寻全球奇闻趣事，欢迎爆料。

猫扑：
【男子裤裆藏香肠卤鸡称测试超市安检】月日，山西太原一男子被超市工作人员当场喊住，怀疑他偷盗，该男子先是不愿承认，后从裤裆掏出一根香肠和一只卤鸡，并称：“我就是试验你们机关行不行。”[doge]tRfsXzG
[【 man crotch hidden pot stewed chicken sausage according to test the supermarket security] month, in taiyuan in Shanxi Province and stopped on the spot, a man was a supermarket staff suspect him of stealing, the man at first reluctant to admit, from crotch took out after a sausage and a pot stewed chicken, said I is a test of your organs. [doge] tRfsXzG]

猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作：qq：，邮箱：dan.cao@opi-corp

王尼玛：
已退役的美国休斯顿德州人橄榄球队的外接手安德烈·约翰逊，为位由儿童保护服务组织选出的孩子买圣诞节玩具，孩子们可以在秒内选择他们喜欢的任何玩具，最终这些玩具花费.美元，慷慨！[心][心][心]
[Retired in Houston Texas football teams wide Andre Johnson, for a child chosen by the child protection services to buy Christmas toys, children can choose whatever they like toys in seconds, eventually the toys cost. $, generous! [heart] [heart] [heart]]

处处留心皆暴漫，天下尼玛是一家。合作邮箱hezuo@baozou

欧豪：
来来来运动起来跑赢自己 #跑战广州#
tRfgEtdx
[Come to movement Beat his guangzhou # # run war < br > tRfgEtdx]

草图君：
是时候让你们见识一下什么是真正的狗刨了。（来自tRIPoqPo）APP下载地址：tRtNTVpE
[Its time to let you see what true swimming. (from tRIPoqPo) APP download address tRtNTVpE]

一个有故事的人。

大神说：
男生有文化到底有多重要？#大神推荐#
[How important is it to culture boys are there? # # great god recommended]

所发内容均已获得作者授权

北美吐槽君：
想想你割完双眼皮的样子，我就不忍直视
[Think about the appearance of the finished cut double-fold eyelid, I cannot bear to look at]

吐槽请发私信；公众号kissmemouth【商务合作请联系tucaojun@dealmoon】

当时我就震惊了：
一个简单的小工具加上一根毛线，竟然就能打开所谓安全系数极高的防盗锁，太可怕了！[拜拜]tRIPcex
[个小单,简一具工上一根线毛就打,竟然就使用条件所谓安开数系极,而不是盗锁,可防太怕了![拜tRIPcex]拜]

深扒娱乐热点，每天给你惊喜

全球顶尖摄影：
国家地理公布了年最佳摄影名单，选了一些，分享给大家
[National geographic released the list of best photography, chose some, share with you]

欢迎来到微博中最大的摄影类微博~~学习摄影知识，看摄影技巧，赏最美摄影，你值得拥有！

喵星人的喵星球：
主人用纸盒子给猫咪做了一个游乐园，太高大上了，喵大人看起来很满意！
[Master use cardboard boxes for your cat did an amusement park, too tall, meow adults seem to be very satisfied!]

做一只，有态度的喵星人。微信号：lovecatfun 商务合作请邮件联系：shangwu@hamelon

思想聚焦：
命运从未亏欠过你的努力 tRIPXdn
[Destiny never owe your efforts tRIPXdn]

成长，就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程！QQ ，微信号：sixiangjujiao-weixin

央视新闻：
【中国女留学生被抢打求助电话中断后失踪！已超小时】中国驻意大利使馆证实，一中国女留学生近日在罗马遭抢劫失踪，使馆已启动领事保护应急机制。失踪学生姓李，岁，就读于罗马美术学院，去移民局办身份手续时被抢，求助电话通话中断，已失踪超小时！中国驻意使馆敦促意警方尽快找到失踪学生。
[【 Chinese woman called for help was robbed interrupt after missing! Has super hours 】 the Chinese embassy in Italy, confirmed that a Chinese woman has robbed in Rome is missing, the embassy has launched consular protection emergency mechanism. Missing student surnamed li, years old, studying in academy of fine arts of Rome to immigration JuBan identification procedure was robbed, turn the phone calls, have missing hours! The Chinese embassy in Italy urged the Italian police find missing students as soon as possible.]

“央视新闻”微博是中央电视台新闻中心官方微博，是央视重大新闻、突发事件、重点报道的首发平台。

6岛岛：
醒了就开始rua面[喵喵]tRIPpei
[Wake up began to [meow] tRIPpei rua surface]

养了狗一样的猫，弹琴，纹身，帅气阳光不要脸。

北京人不知道的北京事儿：
【扩散！这些物品千万不能混用，会致命！】冬季感冒多发，很多人会在家自行服用感冒药，但是千万注意，感冒药、退烧药和镇痛药混用，会引起肝衰竭甚至死亡！此外，藿香正气水+头孢=乙醛中毒，降压药+柚子=血压骤降，布洛芬+萘普生+阿司匹林=胃肠道出血…更多↓这些物品千万别混用，转发提醒身边人！
[【 spread! These items dont mix, be deadly!] Cold in winter, many people will take cold medicine at home, but please note that a mixture of cold, fever and pain relievers, can lead to liver failure and even death! In addition, ageratum upright water + = cephalosporin acetaldehyde poisoning, blood pressure medication + grapefruit = blood pressure drop, ibuprofen, naproxen and aspirin = gastrointestinal bleeding... More left these items dont mix, forwarded to remind people around!]

直播北京突发事件，急事儿私信。只此一号，一个已婚的北京爷们儿用不正经的方式干一件靠谱的事儿。q

咸贵人：
这些年越来越明白，幸福是一种能力。它不会从天而降，不是撞大运，也无法突然彩票中奖，它跟所有的技能一样，是一种能力。维稳一段关系是能力，踏实体面有追求的充实生活也是能力，需要你付出精力去练习才能获取。有舍便有得，一切都是选择，没有什么天降的幸运，只有热情、毅力、付出换来的成就。
[In recent years more and more understand, happiness is a kind of ability. It doesnt happen by accident, not luck, suddenly cant winning the lottery, with all the skills, it is a kind of ability. Stability of a relationship is ability, steadfast pursuit of decent and enrich your life ability, need you give energy to practice to acquire. Give you, everything is a choice, there is no heaven luck, only the enthusiasm, perseverance, pay for success.]

我还没放弃，请你也一定要加油。（公微订阅号ID：xianguiren

黄觉：
天池
[tianchi]

赤子心

治愈系心理学：
过程也许是假的，结局也可预测，我们看重的是细节里的爱情，人可以说谎，但细节不会。[鲜花]
[Process may be false, the ending is predictable, we value the love that is in the details, one can lie, but not detail. [flowers]]

治愈系，一种平静后舒畅的感觉！情感探讨、文字投稿请私信。图文自网络。

俊平大魔王：
啊啊啊，这辈子第一次烫卷发，好激动！（来自tRIPXIP）APP下载地址：tRVqPyO
[啊,这啊啊子一辈发烫卷第次好!(激,来tRIPXIP自动地载下APP)tRVqPyO址]

天猫店：httpsjunping.tmall c店：fac.taobao

热搭配：
不同衣服多久洗一次？给你标准答案[推荐]，赶紧get√。
[How often is the different clothes to wash? Give you the standard answer [recommend], hurriedly get the square root.]

每天起床的第一件事就是打开衣柜~

不二大叔说：
家就是可以率性而为的地方，那些会生活的女孩总能让平淡的生活发着光
[Home is the place where can be whatever you, the girl who will live always makes dull hair light of life]

微信公众号：dashu 让思考更有效率，让时间更有价值。

口袋英语：
一个治愈视频，加州的玛林动物保护协会收容了一只被抛弃的混种吉娃娃狗狗，这只刚刚生完小宝宝的狗因为失去了孩子又遭到抛弃非常低落，当工作人员打开衣柜箱子时···[心]tRIvBiu
[A cure for video, California malin animal protection association host a an abandoned chihuahua dog, the baby has just had better take dog for lost children abandoned again very depressed, when workers open the wardrobe box... [heart] tRIvBiu]

唯美、实用、精彩英语大汇聚。我是你的贴身英语大口袋！合作QQ：

秒拍：
#陈乔恩落泪#沙画乔任梁陈乔恩，人生最好的相遇，就是灵魂的契合！[心][心][心]#秒拍#秒拍达人@茗喆S 作品→tRVaOSV
[# # is absent so winning qiao en tear sand painting kimi absent so winning qiao en, life the best meet, is the fit of the soul! [heart] [heart] [heart] # S talent show @ # S pat - tRVaOSV 喆 S works]

秒拍-秒拍大片！众多明星、美女都在玩的最新潮短视频分享应用。网页版：miaopai下载秒拍：miaopaidownload

时光音悦台：
#记忆中的那首歌# 陈奕迅粤语《不如不见》+国语《好久不见》完美融合，很好听你喜欢哪个版本的呢[兔子] 关注@时光音悦台唤醒你记忆中和一首歌有关的所有故事
不管走过了多么曲折的路，
多么期盼再次出现那些曾经熟悉的人，
[# # memory of that song eason chan cantonese mandarin not see + long time no see perfect fusion, which do you prefer a nice version? [] rabbit focus @ time sound yue Awaken your memory and a song about all the story < br > no matter how tortuous road, past the < br > how look forward to once again those who once familiar,]

每个人，都有一个世界，每首歌，都有一个故事。

新浪娱乐：
【张天爱回应换角风波自认不算招黑体质】#张天爱#出席活动回应换角风波tRIPXG 她表示会“相信导演，相信大家，好好把自己角色演好，演员还是不能分心的。”也会更加珍惜这次机会，希望能和导演、团队学到东西。至于爆红后出现的各种纷扰，她则自认不算招黑体质。tRIvCwRs
[The flora in response to change the Angle of wave Think not recruit black 】 # # flora constitution to attend the activity in response to change the Angle of wave tRIPXG she said it would believe that the director, I believe you and have a good role play themselves, actors dont distracted. Will cherish this opportunity, the hope can and director, team learned anything. As for the red after the various distractions, she think not recruit black body. tRIvCwRs]

新浪娱乐

神店通缉令：
啊啊啊啊啊我一脸撞到了男神屁股上！！在贴吧看到的一个特别有趣的帖子，简直笑死我了！[笑cry]
[Agghh ah my face hit the male god ass!! In the post bar to see a very interesting post, just killing me! [laughing cry]]

微信公z号：tuijian 快上车，来不及解释了

八哥专用：
年前，陈小春版的《鹿鼎记》火遍大江南北。后来韦小宝的位老婆，有的继续拍戏，有的沉寂了下来。昨天，双儿、建宁公主、沐剑屏、曾柔齐聚，为阿珂庆祝生日，就差方怡和教主夫人了，方怡是陈奕迅太太。其实到场的五个人私底下关系也很不错，虽然时间过去了快年，但都还是美人~
[Years ago, Chen xiao chuns version of the deer and the cauldron fire through the great river north and south. Then trinket weis wife, some continue to take sport, some quiet down. Yesterday, sonya, set up rather princess, MuJianBing, once soft gathered, celebrating the birthday for AKe, poor party jardine matheson leader madam, Mrs Crosser is eason chan. Actually present five private relationship is also very good, although time passed quickly, but still a beauty ~]