@胖子孙越 生日快乐！请保持你婀娜的身材，我才不用减肥。希望您永远年轻美丽。
[@ fat children more happy birthday! Please keep your graceful figure, I just dont have to lose weight. I wish you forever young and beautiful.]
工作以及邀约 请联系经纪人王俣钦先生：max.w@vip.
iPanda熊猫频道：笑什么笑！[哼]你爬你也倒！[doge][doge] tRVtYdiX .
[Laugh what laugh! [singing] you climb you also! [doge] [doge] tRVtYdiX.]
（live.ipanda）关注我以后你们就是我的人了！在这里我是团长你们是饭团，团长爱饭团么么哒~
微博搞笑排行榜：即将到来的秀恩爱高峰期，单身狗请囤好狗粮[拜拜]
[The upcoming peak of affection, single dog please according to the dog food [bynum]]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
全球影视指南：【史上最全部高分美剧】部不同类型的美剧，总有一部适合你！剧荒美剧入门喜欢美剧的小伙伴们赶紧收!
[All in the history of the most high score TV drama of different types of TV drama, there is always a suitable for you! Introduction to play wild TV drama like the TV show friends ended quickly!]
不在看电影，就在看电影的路上！推荐你看的都是好电影，拒接烂片！ 关注后私信直接获得高清链接！你懂的！
赵雅芝：亲们，沒见几天，想念你们了！🌹💕✨
[Dear friends, a few days no see, miss you! 🌹💕✨]
工作請聯絡 邵小姐 或 kaitao@vip.
作家崔成浩：被老虎咬伤者接受采访称，自己开车不晕，坐车晕，以为到达安全区，便下车去往驾驶室要开车，结果造成不幸，共向园方索赔余万元。我觉得园方从人道主义考虑，愿意给点儿就给，不愿给可以一分不给，因为老虎没有错，园方也没有错。不管有意无意，自己破坏规则，就该承担后果，否则谁还会遵守规则？
[The wounded tiger bite in an interview, said drive not dizzy, dizzy, by bus thought to safety, to bridge the car to drive, the result is, unfortunately, were put in a claim to the park more than ten thousand yuan. I think the park from the humanitarian consideration, willing to offer some give, dont want to give one can not give, because there is nothing wrong with the tiger, the park is not wrong. Whether intentionally or unintentionally, break the rules for themselves, you should bear the consequences, or who will follow the rules?]
心系平壤，从未离开。工作联系：cuichenghao@vip.
edc陳冠希：CLOT TMALL
[凝块商城]
International nomad
英国报姐：心疼克林顿一秒 我应该在车底。。
[Love Clinton for a second I should be in the car.]
订阅号：ukuk,国外各种好玩哒，我啥都发~【注：玻璃心，喜释梗，广告狗
大神说：你觉得你最冷静的一刻，是什么时候？#大神推荐#
[What is the most sober moment, do you think you? # # great god recommended]
所发内容均已获得作者授权 公众号：dashen
噗嗤大叔：有什么很炫酷的办公桌摆件？
[Whats the very cool desk furnishing articles?]
做科普的。微信号：ouba
当时我就震惊了：哈哈哈哈这家火锅店服务太到位了，服务员简直贴心到让人流泪[二哈] tRVtlkM
[Ha ha ha ha this hotpot restaurant service is in place, the waiter was close to let a person tears [two ha] tRVtlkM]
深扒娱乐热点，每天给你惊喜
D郑业成C：叫你们看星云，却表白李爹？[广告]
还好都是我[二哈][二哈][二哈]
[Do you see the cloud, but lee dad? [AD] < br > ok I [two ha] [two ha] [two ha]]
妈妈就是我最大的英雄！工作电话： yoko！邮箱：@qq
热门搞笑糗事榜：卧槽，这设计好牛逼！妈妈再也不怕我雪天出门了！[赞][赞][赞][赞]tRVzNsv
[Oh my god, this design good cow force! Mom never afraid of the snow I go out! [who] [who] [who] [who] tRVzNsv]
知名搞笑幽默博主
思想聚焦：终其一生，我只想取悦一个人 tRVtlp
[Throughout his life, I just want to please a man tRVtlp]
成长，就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程！QQ ，微信号：sixiangjujiao-weixin
神吐槽菌：这水底捞的至尊服务太逆天了，你值得体验！[doge]PS视频较长，建议先马后看！#蜜汁笑点#tRVtjmL
[Go against the bottom out of the supreme service too, you deserve to experience! [doge] PS a longer video, advice horse before they look! # # honeydew punchline tRVtjmL]
吐槽请发私信给@神奇的吐槽菌
人民日报：【人民日报批部分贫困群体懒汉心态：干部流汗干有人蹲着看】修路、建水柜，帮扶干部流汗干，有的群众蹲着看；上完免费种养培训课，还伸手要补贴…一些贫困地区，部分贫困群众，还存在“等着送小康”的懒汉心态。精神贫困比物质贫困更可怕、更难破。即便靠资源堆积暂时脱贫，也只能管一时，不能管长久。
[Part of the Peoples Daily poor slob mindset the cadre sweat dry someone squatting 】 built roads, water tank, help the cadres to sweat, some people squat down to see; After raising training of free lessons, also for subsidies... Some poor areas, some poor people, there is wait for send a well-off lazy mentality. Spiritual poverty is worse than material poverty, more difficult to break. Even by resource accumulation is temporarily out of poverty, only pipe, tube for a long time.]
人民日报法人微博。参与、沟通、记录时代。
中国新闻网：【《湄公河行动》你未曾见过的结局[心]】@林超賢 导演说：感谢大家的支持，送给大家一颗彩蛋~[哈哈]彩蛋好看到哭！一定要看噢！@电影湄公河行动 tRVtLljs
[【 the Mekong river action you have never seen the end of the [heart]] @ director Dante lam said thank you for your support, gave everyone a good eggs ~ (ha ha) eggs see cry! Be sure to see oh! @ film Mekong tRVtLljs action]
这里提供你不知道、想知道、不能不知道的新闻。
央视新闻：【[话筒]久坐不止会变胖，还可能带来危险的血栓！】今天是“世界血栓日”，静脉血栓是一种血液非正常凝结在静脉中的疾病，全球每年因静脉血栓死亡人数达数百万。高龄、肥胖、住院期间长期卧床、久坐不动、缺乏运动等均可导致腿部形成静脉血栓从而引发肺部血栓。你还一直坐着吗？动起来吧！
[[[microphone] sedentary can more than fat, but also potentially dangerous blood clots!] Today is world thrombosis, vein thrombosis is a kind of abnormal blood coagulation in venous disease, because of venous thrombosis millions of deaths globally each year. Older age, obesity, hospitalization prolonged bed, sedentary, lack of exercise, etc all can leads to the formation of a leg vein thrombosis pulmonary thromboembolism. You had been sitting? Move!!!!]
“央视新闻”微博是中央电视台新闻中心官方微博，是央视重大新闻、突发事件、重点报道的首发平台。
财经网：【#午间·分享#】这精分的演技，太搞笑了！！哈哈哈厉害了word的空姐[哈哈][哈哈][哈哈]tRVGGTmS
[This # # noon, share 】 【 fine acting, too funny!! Ha ha ha much word of a flight attendant (ha ha) [ha ha] [ha ha] tRVGGTmS]
商务合作： 廖先生 QQ ： 邮箱：kailiao@caijing
秋田六千：有大量图片证明：猫是会飞的！[喵喵]
[There is a lot of pictures to prove that the cat is flying! [meow]]
每天都有新内容的的的的V信公众号qiutianliuqian
新浪娱乐：#午间话题# 最近一张@胡歌 幼年旧照被网友扒出，还被网友P成表情包[笑cry]胡歌：长这么可爱怪我咯[摊手]原博：@Burner-甜菇表情博
[# noon topic # recently a @ arrival Young old photo by netizens pulled out, but also by netizens P into expression packet arrival [laughing cry] long so lovely blame me cough up [stand hand] original Po @ buner mushrooms - sweet expression]
新浪娱乐
报新鲜：两位美女街头邀请路人拍A片，最后笑死#蜜汁笑点# [笑cry][笑cry]tRVSoL
[Two beauty street invite passers-by clap A slice, the last laugh die # # honeydew the punchline [laugh cry] [laugh cry] tRVSoL]
收集，转发各种新鲜微博~~微博上好玩的，有趣的。有料的新鲜事都在这里，快来关注吧~~~
刘春：看见签名了吗？
[See the sign?]
孔二狗他哥
全球顶尖摄影：照骗是如何炼成的？何为“精修”？后期真的只是磨皮调色套滤镜吗？两分钟，带你了解真正的人像后期精修。tRxFVk
[According to cheat is how tempered? What is a finishing? The late really just exfoliating palette set of filters? Two minutes, take you know the real like late refinement. tRxFVk]
欢迎来到微博中最大的摄影类微博~~学习摄影知识，看摄影技巧，赏最美摄影，你值得拥有！
新浪新闻：【为了救哥哥 她放弃了肚子里的孩子[泪]】岁的杨俊身患重病，移植骨髓是最后希望。唯一的妹妹杨丽配型成功，但却怀孕个月，要救哥哥，意味着放弃腹中宝宝，最终她选择了哥哥，丈夫和公婆也表示理解。“这是哥哥最后的机会，我要救他！”↓↓↓tRVtllZq
[To save his brother She gave up her baby in the belly [tears]], davids seriously ill, bone marrow transplantation is the last hope. The only sister Yang match, but months of pregnancy, to save brother, means giving up belly baby, ultimately chose her brother, her husband and in-laws also understands. This is brother last chance, I want to save him! Left left left tRVtllZq down down down]
上新浪新闻客户端，每天了解世界多一点。下载客户端：sinajd.php?k=
猫扑：【八达岭老虎咬人女伤者首度发声，索赔余万】昨日，被咬女子赵女士称：自己因为晕车才下车换驾驶。同时，赵女士一家认为园方管理混乱，自己是到了允许下车的休息区才下的车，且巡逻车没有救援人员和设施，向园方索赔余万元。园方称没有责任，双方并未达成一致意见。（京华时报）
[【 badaling tiger bite woman injured voice for the first time, the claim more than 】 yesterday, bite woman ms zhao said oneself because of motion sickness in driving the car. At the same time, ms zhao a think the park management chaos, he was off to allow the rest area just under the car, and no rescue personnel and facilities to patrol car, put in a claim to the park more than ten thousand yuan. The zoo said no responsibility, the two sides did not come to an agreement. (jinghua times)]
猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作：qq：，邮箱：dan.cao@opi-corp
张歆艺：我和我。[嘻嘻]
[I and my. [xi xi]]
好人好面，恶人恶语。施主珍重。
秒拍：英雄不死，缉毒不止！[威武][威武]#湄公河行动#最新曝光隐藏结局！缉毒英雄“方新武” 并没有死，缉毒犬“哮天”的兄弟也成了“高刚” 的新战友！[泪]岁月静好，只盼每个人都能远离毒品[心]#秒拍# 戳这里看最新完整版→ tRVtYeQg
[Hero undead, drug more than! [power] [power] action # # Mekong river latest exposure to hide the end! Anti-drug hero fang xin wu did not die, drug-sniffing dog xiao days brothers also became a just new friends! [tears] years static good, hope everyone can stay away from drugs [heart] # # s pat stamp here to see the latest full version - > tRVtYeQg]
秒拍-秒拍大片！众多明星、美女都在玩的最新潮短视频分享应用。网页版：miaopai下载秒拍：miaopaidownload
冷笑话精选：哈哈哈这一看就不是什么正经企鹅！[doge]
[Ha ha ha this is not a serious penguins! [doge]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
TangVision：直播#TangVisionGirl#的惊艳过程！团队给新来的女队员的见面礼！（来自tRVtTZgA）APP下载地址：tRcWnPJZ
[Live # TangVisionGirl# jing process! Team to greet the new female! (from tRVtTZgA) APP download address tRcWnPJZ]
我们的微博浑身都是喜气！必须每天一沾啊！工作联系，微博私信或电邮info@tangvision
郝海东：刚刚看到孙继海关于世预赛及跟高洪波的报道。我在这里和孙继海说一下，别再曝什么料了，再曝又有人要进监狱了。我认为应该互相学习，相互尊重，一起为中国足球的未来共同奋斗！在这里声明一下，孙继海所有言行和本人无关。
[Just saw John stories about the World Cup qualifier and with gao. I and John here, dont revealed what material, light and others to go to jail again. I think should learn from each other, respect each other, together for the future of Chinese football together! The statement here, John all words and deeds, and I have nothing to do.]
同学你该吃药了：这应该就是女生们喜欢成熟男人的原因。。[摊手]
[This should is the reason why girls like mature man.. [stand hand]]
歪腰歪腰。
我的朋友是个呆B：在年世界跳绳大赛上，来自瑞典的团队各种花式秀技，厉害了...tRVhncFe
[In the world rope skipping competition, from Swedens team, all kinds of fancy show much... tRVhncFe]
其实，我是一个卖披萨的。
视角_日本：趣闻：早晨，京都市鸭川。不知道是在面试，还是在练习面试的年轻人们。。。
[Interesting fact morning, Beijing urban kamogawa. Dont know what is in the interview, or in the young people who practice the interview...]
知己知彼 。公众订阅号「Japan」
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