2016年10月21日星期五

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微博搞笑排行榜:
    #榜姐每日话题#〖哪些道理懂了以后,感觉人生都舒坦了 ______________〗万评论,看完好舒爽!把它转到你的微博里,没事就看看,干了这碗鸡汤!🍻🍻
[Elder sister daily topic # # list [what truth learned later, feel life was comfortable alarm] all comments, see a good comfortable! Turn it into your weibo, nothing to see, did this bowl of chicken soup! 🍻🍻]

微博搞笑中心!每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我,获得每日新鲜笑料!(欢迎合作,投稿)↖(^ω^)↗

锦鲤大王:
    #大王睡了# 晚安周四。愿望交给锦鲤们,你只管努力就行。*。O。o〇。〇Oo。*Oo。*。oo。*Oo。*。o。*Oo。*。o
[# # king bed good night on Thursday. Desire to the brocade carp, you just try to it. *. O. O . Oo. * Oo. *. Oo. * Oo. *. O. * Oo. *. o]

大王神秘某宝店 jldw.taobao ~~~~锦鲤图原作者 Jill johansen~~~~

江小爬LOVE:
    #野生救援WildAid#Day 我们
这几日照顾我们吃饭的black妈妈和厨师是受到保护区的资助得以上学,毕业以后他们带着所学到的技能又回到保护区,为这里的人们服务。这循环多么美妙啊!如果说公益之路有所求这便是所求。
得知我要帮助这里的孩子修建两所学校,black妈妈热泪盈眶要拥抱我。这感谢

[# wildlife rescue WildAid# Day we < br > this few days to take care of our black mother and cook you eat is funded by reserve was able to go to school, after graduation they brought the learned skills back to reserve, to serve the people. This cycle how wonderful! If the public road to seek this is requested. < br > here that I want to help children to build the two schools, black mother tears to embrace me. The thanks]

工作室邮箱JYY@hehehuayuan

全球健身中心:
    好魔性!此健身操必火![笑cry][good]跳三分钟时间等于运动一小时[鼓掌]由国内著名健身机构强烈安利,一套动作,极速燃烧脂肪,分分钟变shou子。跳了你就停不下来~[哈哈][哈哈][来]tRVyWw
[Good ones! The setting-up exercise will fire! [laughing cry] [good] jumped three minutes is equal to exercise an hour [applause.] by domestic famous strong amway health institutions, a set of movements, speed to burn fat, shou child every minute. Jumped you stop ~ [ha ha] [ha ha] [to] tRVyWw]

最大 最全的健身类微博,来自中日韩欧美等最热门的健身教程,加上专业的教练指导,总有一款适合你,还等什么了?赶快健身起来吧!

软软其实不太硬:
    “真的,有你们真好。”我的秒拍作品,一起来看~tRVyhfL(使用#秒拍#录制)
[Really, its good to have you. My second work, ~ tRVyhfL together (use # # s pat recording)]

我是一个兴趣使然的喜剧小工匠,梦想是当喜剧之王。

新浪单机电视游戏:
    任天堂新主机Switch正式公开!果然是家用机与掌机二合一,完全看呆了!年月正式发售 tRVyDM .
[Nintendos new console Switch open! It was the console and handheld kandy, completely stunned by! Monthly launch tRVyDM.]

新浪单机电视游戏将为您带来最新最全单机、电视新闻以及花边无节操趣闻。投稿请私信@新浪单机电视游戏

每日一狗:
    有时候对孩子来说,狗狗会成为谁都替代不了的一剂心灵良药。[心]
[Sometimes for children, the dog dog will become a agent who cant replace the heart medicine. [heart]]

每天分享最有趣、最可爱的狗狗! ♪(´ε`)家里有一只比熊阿布,一只法斗阿兜!

福原愛AiFukuhara:
    Sushi🍣[愛你][鮮花][色][耶][給力][饞嘴][太開心][鼓掌][嘻嘻][哈哈][心]
寿寿司司 寿司司[音樂][音樂][音樂][音樂][音樂][心]

[Sushi🍣[爱你][鲜花][色][耶][给力][馋嘴][太开心][鼓掌][嘻嘻][哈哈][心]
寿寿司司 寿司司[音乐][音乐][音乐][音乐][音乐][心]]


思想聚焦:
    “这孩子特聪明就是学习不用心”,这句话不知误导了多少人! tRVyJnK
[This child is very bright doesnt study by heart, the words misled many people! tRVyJnK]

成长,就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程!QQ ,微信号:sixiangjujiao-weixin

当时我就震惊了:
    据说这是大部分人理想中的婚后生活[doge]
[It is said that this is the most ideal marriage life [doge]]

深扒娱乐热点,每天给你惊喜

治愈系心理学:
    “不管这一天有多难过,记得认真卸妆、洗脸、冲澡,吹干头发,安安稳稳钻进被窝;床就像一个胶囊,时光咻一下,就带你到一个明亮的早晨了。”
[No matter how sad, the day remember seriously makeup, wash a face, shower, dry hair, anchored into the bed, bed is like a capsule, whew, time will take you to a bright in the morning.]

治愈系,一种平静后舒畅的感觉!情感探讨、文字投稿请私信。图文自网络。

新浪娱乐:
    #养眼美图#分享一枚中国的梨涡少年@TFBOYS-易烊千玺 和一位泰国的梨涡男神@push_dj 当一个长得好看的男孩子拥有了梨涡的结果就是——笑起来能把人暖化了![太开心]
[# # to depict the beautiful share a Chinese pear vortex young @ TFBOYS Jackson and a Thai pear vortex male god @ push_dj when a good-looking boy have as a result of pear vortex - laughing that warming! [quite happy]]

新浪娱乐

我的朋友是个呆B:
    昨天的互动话题【晒美手】[哆啦A梦花心]前方手控福利!!
[Interactive topic yesterday [sun beauty hand] [doraemon flower heart] in front of the hand control benefits!!!!!]

其实,我是一个卖披萨的。

这里是美国:
    主人购物回来,家里的汪是这样帮忙卸货的!太能干了![赞]tRyuYi
[Master shopping back, the home of wang help discharge so! So do! [who] tRyuYi]

环球网美国记者站,为您提供最全面、最权威、有高度、有态度的美国新闻资讯。环球网,世界很精彩!

张大奕eve:
    请息怒…[舔屏][舔屏][舔屏][舔屏][舔屏][舔屏][舔屏][舔屏]
[Please calm down... [lick screen] [lick screen] [lick screen] [lick screen] [lick screen] [lick screen] [lick screen] [lick screen]]

不缺钱不缺德 以分享为准绳赚钱为目的 上新前会刷屏的小小私服缔造者$_$ 不接受任何关于错别字的批平和逾法

日_推:
    任天堂NX正式定名「Nintendo Switch」——可切换娱乐体验的家用电视游戏机!
[Nintendo NX officially named Nintendo Switch - swappable home video game entertainment experience!]

日推搬运工一枚,若侵权请私密联系删除【暂时关闭评论】

噗嗤大叔:
    成都有哪些能让外地游客耳目一新的地方?
[Chengdu what can let tourists refreshing place?]

做科普的。微信号:ouba

李晨:
    江湖一直传言:要成为一名好家伙必须打通五感!果真我今天就着天时——金秋十月,地利——北京三里屯SOHO中国首个五感啤酒文化体验中心,在“百威英博啤酒新文化运动”启动仪式上,从棋子变种子,最终修成正果—“百威英博啤酒新文化运动大使”。别问我酒量如何,我就是爱啤酒!WE ALL LOVE BEER[干杯]
[Rivers lake have been rumours to be a boy must get through the five senses! If I today is the day, in this autumn - and right - Beijing sanlitun SOHO Chinas first five senses experience centre of beer culture, in the new culture movement anheuser-busch inbev beer start ceremony, from pawn seeds, finally being together - anheuser-busch inbev beer ambassador of the new culture movement. Dont ask me how alcohol is I love beer! WE ALL LOVE BEER drink []]

做一个人生的观光客

微博搞笑排行榜:
    #双Q大考验#工作 生活中遇到不靠谱的猪队友,该如何对付___________________________
[Test # # double Q encountered in the work life of a pig teammates, how to deal with ___________________________]

微博搞笑中心!每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我,获得每日新鲜笑料!(欢迎合作,投稿)↖(^ω^)↗

内涵大婊哥:
    原来大轮船是这样下水的,好壮观![doge]tRVKIM
[The big ship is like this water, so spectacular! [doge] tRVKIM]

一个萌萌的制图匠,喜欢发搞笑有趣的动图!~(●˙▿˙●)

林丹:
    博宽羽毛球馆的YONEX VVIP场地很不错[强] 感谢 @YONEX_尤尼克斯 @林丹全国球迷会
[Bo wide badminton hall YONEX vvips site very well [good] thank @ YONEX_ YONEX @ Lin fans will be in the country]

游研社:
    #任天堂NX公开#任天堂Nintendo Switch宣传视频公开!!将于年月推出!!!tRVyoir(使用 #秒拍# 录制)
[# # the Nintendo NX public Nintendo Nintendo Switch propaganda video open!! Will be rolled out in years!!!!!! # recorded tRVyoir (use # seconds)]

游研社为你打开游戏新视野,带你一同领略游戏的无限魅力。 游研社读者qq群: 游研社投稿邮箱:tougao@dj.sina 合作邮箱:yys@dj.sina

我Hold不住了:
    老司机,发车带妹去省城!哈哈哈~怎么一个稳字了得[哈哈]
[The old driver, start with the younger sister go to provincial capital! Ha ha ha ~ how a firm word get (ha ha)]

一个爱生活的吃货~

我是马男Bojack:
    “直到有一天 你遇见这样一个人 每天和你分享他的快乐 解读你的忧伤 报告每天的行踪轨迹 笑谈每天的生活琐事 这就是喜欢你的表现 毕竟时间过得那么快 谁愿意和不在乎的人瞎逼逼 ”
#我是马男Bojack#

[Until one day You meet such a person to share his happiness with you every day read your sad report every trace of the track A proverb to everyday life trivial This is like your performance After all, time passes so quickly Who is willing to and dont care about people driving blind force male Bojack# # < br > I am a horse]

我叫波杰克,我在努力做好……

神回复吐槽帝:
    这个看脸的时代,只要人要长得可爱……连滑板都对他善良……[微笑]想想我第一次玩这个……面朝黄土背朝天!tRVkn
[The Times of a face as long as people want to cute... Even on his skateboard kind... [smiles] think for the first time I play this... Facing the loess back down! tRVkn]

爱吐槽~偶尔神回复~无节操P图~大脑洞段子~一只蛇精病的PO主~!

班主任的课:
    临终是个怎样的过程?这篇文章应该分享给更多人看到![心]
[Death is a process of how? This article should be Shared with more people to see! [heart]]

当地较为知名的班主任。独家公众号:bzrdkweixin

综主:
    #木下,佑香# 今天是奢侈的牛排
tRVyWOt

[# # wood, on sweet today is luxury steak < br > tRVyWOt]

知名综艺娱乐博主

搞笑趣事汇:
    一个岁的姑娘告诉你!当意外比未来先到的时候,怎么办?[心][心] tRVPxtry
[A girl, tell you! When the accident before coming to? TRVPxtry [heart] [heart]]

生活中的乐事、趣事、搞笑事,@搞笑趣事汇 一起分享吧。合作加扣扣

波杰克马男:
    无论历经多少岁月,人生最难的,就是面对离别
[The most difficult, no matter how many years after, life is in the face of parting]

我不想做人了

dearcocoli:
    我家一直以来都是做服装的,所以在我的家里,有这么一个小小的房间,里面满满的都是针线[害羞][心]
[My family has always been to do clothes, so in my home, there is a small room, inside is full needle [shy] [heart]]

在澳洲生活超过年,目前是育有子的全职妈妈兼职写时尚美容专栏!年悉尼华裔小姐亚军,最上镜小姐和最健康小姐!年爱知世博会中国馆形象大使

全球奇闻趣事:
    原来是这样啊,已经困惑我年了.。。。。
[Be such, has been confused me years....]

每日搜寻全球奇闻趣事,欢迎爆料。

喵星人的喵星球:
    猫咪陪着主人工作,结果硬是困得不行,撑不住啦[笑cry]tRVKAh
[Cats with master work, as a result, but got so sleepy just [laugh cry] tRVKAh. Dont stay up]

做一只,有态度的喵星人。微信号:lovecatfun

不二大叔说:
    最后,你嫁给了爱情,还是嫁给了合适
[Finally, you married the love, still married to the right]

微信公众号:dashu 让思考更有效率,让时间更有价值。

我的前任是个极品:
    婚礼上,身为老师的新郎带着他的学生们,给新娘带来了一份超级可爱的惊喜。太有爱了![心]tRVthy
[Wedding, the groom a teacher with his students, gives the bride a super lovely surprise. Is there is love! [heart] tRVthy]

我们不一定要完美的爱情,但求不要遇到那些极品伴侣!私信我爆出那些极品的极品事吧!发泄内心的负能量!

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