Weibo first mail @ qq embarrassed jokes hand work“高以翔巴黎遇见你”;)< br > < br >經紀人羊咩咩Maymaytwo @ hot

国民老岳父公：
    整顿家风[微笑]#一家五口，黑红灰白丑# tRViyYW .
[Clean up Dan [smiles] # family of five, black and gray ugly # tRViyYW.]

微博第一尴尬段子手的工作邮箱@qq

高以翔Godfrey：
    Happy Sunday 😎 #NYC #viewfromthetop tRViybI
[Happy #NYC #viewfromthetop tRViybI😎罗]

“高以翔 巴黎遇見你” ;)

經紀人羊咩咩 Maymaytwo@hotmail
電話：（)

啪几下：
    给你一个跟我说晚安的机会
[Give you a chance with me said good night]

性情中人，啪而不淫，几下而已。

季箐：
    伤害你的不是对方的绝情，而是你心存幻想的坚持。
[Hurt you is not each others rude, but you stick to fantasize.]

愿深情都会被温柔以待。【除非微博私信回复，其余都是骗子】

沙溢：
    谢谢我的好搭档 @黄致列HCY 你对安吉的照顾我一定要用火锅来报答！因为你是火锅少年！[爱你]
[Thank you my good partner @ yellow column to HCY you take care of angie I must to reciprocate with hot pot! Because you are hot pot young! Love you []]

工作事宜：胖先生 gaolesi@

健身女王Miuo：
    TED演讲：怎么就你健身比别人难tRqvhxi
[TED talk whats your fitness is more difficult than others tRqvhxi]

健身女王miuo健身健康指导，添加公众号：miuo（合作Q ）

CyberJelly趙趙：
    深夜放毒
#老司机带带我# tRViyate .
[Midnight poison < br > # old driver with me # tRViyate.]

以下言论不代表本人立场🌵🌵🌵联系邮箱：candyshop@ instagram：cyber_jelly 淘宝店铺：cyberjelly.taobao

纯良叫兽：
    如果还不能脱单，就赶紧让自己脱贫吧。总不能身边既没人，卡里又没钱。
[If you cant take off a single, hurriedly let themselves out of poverty. Cant is no one around to have no money again.]

关注叫兽 脱离单身 每天好心情 (^o^) YES!搜索公众VX她漫画【biaojie】我会一直陪伴你推广合作加QQ：

北美吐槽君：
    XXOO以后才发现，白人看起来高大威猛，难道都是错觉？
[Have found that after white looks tall wham, is all illusion?]

吐槽请发私信；公众号kissmemouth【商务合作请联系tucaojun@dealmoon】

可爱宠物中心：
    主人半夜醒来发现猫咪竟然趴在蚊帐上，吓尿了......
[The owner in the middle of the night woke up to find the cat was lying on bed nets, frighten urine......]

这里是所有爱宠，爱心人士的集聚地，诚邀您来一起关注、爱护这些可爱的小动物！·····图片摘自网络,侵权删

公安部儿童失踪信息紧急发布平台：
    #儿童失踪紧急发布#广西壮族自治区防城港市上思县，岁男孩于昨天时走失。急寻廖文杰，平头，年月日早上时分许，廖文杰（身份证号：...如有线索，请迅速与警方联系：tRViyhrC
[Missing emergency release # # children on shen county, the guangxi zhuang autonomous region old boy lost yesterday. Search wen-chieh liao, flat head, on the morning time, wen-chieh liao (id number... if there is any clue, please immediately contact the police tRViyhrC]

公安部通过该平台，向公众发布准确无误的儿童失踪信息，同时自动推送到失踪地周边的相关人群，让更多的爱心群众从官方渠道获取正确信息，以协助公安机关快速侦破拐卖案件，尽快找回失踪被拐儿童，实现群防群治、全民反拐的良好局面，为失踪儿童家庭实现“团圆”梦想！

美容健康贴士：
    岁老爷爷霍华德在老伴劳拉的临终病床前给她唱起了情歌“Youll Never Know”。这是当年霍华德去参加二战，劳拉送别他时唱的。两人用这种方式做最后的送别。奶奶不停说着“我爱你”，让爷爷以后乖乖的。而爷爷回答说：“谢谢你，亲爱的”。人世间所有的相遇，都值得珍惜。[心] tRGXcNqb
[Old grandpa Howard in front of his wife, Laura, his deathbed to her sang a love song Youll Never Know. This is the Howard to world war ii, Laura farewell when he sings. Two people use this way to do a final farewell. Grandma always said I love you, let grandpa later darling. But grandpa replied thank you, my dear. All the world meet, is worth to cherish. [heart] tRGXcNqb]

跟大家分享各种美容，美体，健康生活的小百科，投稿合作QQ

孟慧圆圆圆：
    我很早就到家了
我很认真地撸到了现在
～
最近cover采洁这首歌
《爱人呢》？
大喊一声 我在这！！
这个白眼我也是～醉 了… tRViylvO .
[I got home very early < br > I am very seriously lu now < br > ~ < br > the latest cover adopt clean the song < br > wife? < br > Shouting Im here!!!!! < br > this supercilious look ~ I was drunk... TRViylvO.]

工作请联系 王凯 ：-- lingtingshijian@

诱犯：
    需要冷静下，妈的哦。
[Need to calm down, mom.]

这家伙真他妈懒

相声演员高峰：
    中医说：胃不和则卧不安，我刚才一赌气吃了仨炸糕！我也是有毛病！
[Said the doctor of traditional Chinese medicine the stomach not lie, I just ate three Fried cake in a fit of pique. There was something wrong with me too!]

北京德云社相声演员

Leisure韩风：
    青海的茶卡盐湖 自家的天空之境 好想去[太开心]
[Saka salt lake of qinghai province Their own sky Want to go to [quite happy]]

分享韩国街拍、妆容、美食、娱乐、休闲生活好去处。@Leisure韩风 QQ

全球塑美健身：
    戴上耳机，左耳女声，右耳男声！好听到爆炸[心]tRqAgC
[Girl wearing headphones, the left ear, right ear boys! Good to hear [heart] tRqAgC explosion]

最近微博有点乱，请大家点击原创微博，更多健身资讯与指导!关注健身微信：sumeijianshen

杀马特强子：
    有多少记得我一天没更博了？
[How many remember I havent more Po for one day?]

②①五，峩葒遍全慖。二①⑥，峩進軍世界。

学生饭提督：
    #刘涛##刘涛金鹰大满贯# 集体ktv庆祝ing
[# # # # liu tao liu tao golden eagle grand slam collective KTV celebrate ing]

芈姝和霓凰天生一对。蓝saber厨比叡控百合

囧事搜一搜：
    《生活大爆炸》中的最佳表白！搞笑而感人，甜炸了[心]tRVJBk
[The big bang theory do the best! Funny and touching, Fried sweet tRVJBk [heart]]

每一个生命因平凡而平等，每一个快乐因朋友而产生！不管将来如何，我希望囧事能够一直陪着你们，带给大家更多的囧事与快乐！合作QQ

清华南都：
    来聊一聊，你有没有暗恋过一个人，那是一种怎样的感觉。
[To talk about, have you ever has a crush on a person, that is a kind of how it feels.]

躬耕于清华的南方都市人，青年人必读的活百科全书，社会学播士、情感心理学砖家

柳三便：
    那些坏情绪是见光死的东西，只有在深夜才张牙舞爪，猖獗得很。所以不熬夜，就不会悲伤。
[Those bad mood is see light dead thing, only in the middle of the night, the individual is very rampant. So dont stay up late, it will be sad.]

阳光宅男

LOL无双小智：
    蛇蛇大作战已经中毒！
[Snake snake combat has been poisoned!]

不以风骚惊天下，但求淫荡动世人！ 商务邮箱@qq

大欧洲吐槽君：
    “我发那你忙吧你睡吧是客气一下！想听你说没事我再陪你一会吧！晚安是什么东西！”
[Me that youre busy! Sleep is kind of you want to hear you say all right Ill accompany you for a while! What is good night!]

北美吐槽君旗下频道，专接欧洲吐槽。请发到tucao@mail.dealmoon 绝对保密。 公众号：ouzhoutucao

演员李勤勤：
    深夜，恭喜演了我很多次戏里的儿子，视帝当之无愧👍👍胡歌始终是一个很棒又很低调的演员，也是我最喜欢的男演员之一！年过去啦！“地瓜and小七”再次相遇，当听到胡歌说到，林依晨告诉自己演戏是探索人性的过程：“是用生命演戏”感动而又温暖！@林依晨Ariel @胡歌 你们很棒，真的感到骄傲！
[深夜，恭喜演了我很多次戏里的儿子，视帝当之无愧👍👍胡歌始终是一个很棒又很低调的演员，也是我最喜欢的男演员之一！ In the past! Sweet potato and small seven meet again, when they hear a brief, ariel Lin told her acting is the process of exploring human nature is acting with life touched and warmth! @ Ariel Lin Ariel @ arrival You are great, really proud!]

工作联系：卢卢

简川訸：
    获奖是开心的！创作者们是幸福的！恭喜《王大花的革命生涯》荣获第届电视金鹰奖优秀电视剧金奖、黄伟荣获最佳摄影提名奖！
[Winning is happy! The creator is happy! Congratulations Wang Dahua revolutionary career, has won the first session of TV achievement good TV series, , won the best cinematography nomination!]

事务负责人齐先生 qijia_vip@

坏男人日志：
    愿多年以后，仍心存善意，各自向前。愿日后相见，不是沉默着无从谈起，而是忽然就泪流满面。—— 莫书
[Years later, still be kind, their forward. To meet each other in the future, not silent, but suddenly, tears streaming down her face. - dont book]

别站在你的角度看我 我怕你看不懂……因为我是混蛋 你又在看我微博。合作QQ

笑到你肚子疼：
    一部优秀的抗日神剧，让贞子生活在我们抗日的这片沃土上，她的心再冰冷也会融化！！！！我居然被感动哭了！！！！tRKajlJ
[An excellent anti-japanese drama of god, let zhen son lives in our anti-japanese this piece of fertile land, her heart again cold also can melt!!!!!!!!!! I was moved to cry!!!!!!!!!! tRKajlJ]

每日奉送各种雷人笑话,欢乐笑不停,h合作扣扣

银教授：
    粤菜是不错，但是如果连吃三天，我必须得去整一顿重庆火锅才能找回自我。
[Cantonese cuisine is good, but if even eat for three days, I have to go to the chongqing hot pot can find self.]

先别取关，万一好笑呢？信公众号yinjiaoshou

痒气美少女：
    别把女人说的那么物质 你以为你女朋友跟你分手 只是因为你穷吗[微笑]
[Dont put the woman say so What do you think you girlfriend break up with you Just because you poor? [smiles]]

我就是我，颜 射 不一样的我！！广告合作QQ联系：

酒足饭饱勾二嫂：
    沉迷学习，无法自拔？？？[摊手]
[With learning, unable to extricate themselves??? [stand hand]]

正在前往高冷路上的K千足金纯逗逼！好了，就说这么多，多了装高冷就破功了。合作请私信或Q我：

前恋旧梦：
    留下你手机号的最后两位，如果能有人和你加在一起等于就是缘分，感兴趣就相互认识一下。
[Leave your phone number at the end of the two, if someone and you together is equal to the fate, interested to meet each other.]

关注我会好运 ♡转发说爱我🌙

一只鸡腿子：
    我操我每次线下见你们这些小可爱真的都能得到不同的感动，这次来的妹子们都很拘谨，有些小心翼翼要了合照，我开玩笑说丑的就不要发了，结果我看到好多小姑娘发出来的照片都是认认真真给我修过图的，还有个宝宝帮我把腿都修细了，何德何能啊。
为什么你们都这么好啊。
[I fuck every time I see you offline you these little cute really moved can be different, this time the girls are very stiff, some to the picture carefully, I joked that ugly dont hair, I see a lot of young girl of photos are conscientious had figure to me, there is a baby to help me all trim your leg, he de he ability. < br > why are you so good.]

性情暴躁，为人肛裂。微信公众号：yzjtz，联系助理QQ：

omg___Gogoing：
    敷个面膜美美的睡了，小朋友不要被我吓到。[偷乐][偷乐][偷乐]
[Apply a mask mei-mei sleep, children should not be I scared. [steal joy] [steal joy] [steal joy]]

小伙你有这样的想法很危险啊。 商务合作联系： 邮箱 @qq 微信 jl