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啪几下：
器大活儿好可啪能力弱你蓝瘦女票香菇，哦多克？小啪教你啪能力训练大法，get√起[心]
[Big work well can pa ability you blue thin female xianggu mushroom, oh doc? Small pa teach you pa ability training solution, get tick up [heart]]

性情中人，啪而不淫，几下而已。

圈掌柜：
尹正在《麻雀》里饰演的苏三省，简直就是最大看点，痴情起来帅得丧心病狂，不管他曾怎么让人咬牙切齿，转身就变成地主家的傻儿子，分分钟被他萌化。尹正这个鲜肉戏骨，甜笑的拿捏，演技细节的把控，也是深得我心。
[Yoon are played in the sparrow Susan province, is the biggest hotspot, spoony up handsome the frenzied, no matter how he had let a person teeth, turned into a landlords silly son, points minutes of by him. Yin Zheng the fresh meat bone play, sweet smile, acting the details of the control, is also close to my heart.]

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严屹宽：
介绍一下我的整容医生，他姓发名育[嘘]
[Introduce my plastic surgeon, his surname name) [SHH]]

经纪人王先生 yankuan@

找丢网北美美容：
为了避免被某些人说捕风捉影，编编去推上截了图[摊手] 今天起主页君实力拒绝任何Lush安利也不会主动发布Lush资讯。[摊手]别的做不了，这点我还是可以办到的。
[In order to avoid being some people say that a innuendo, editing went on cutting figure [stand hand] today home page also does not take the initiative in your power to reject any Lush amway Lush release information. [stand hand] other cant do this, I can still do it.]

北美找丢网DealAm旗下美容频道，第一时间带来新鲜美容美体资讯与护肤彩妆测评。

薛木子：
话说主办方这地方选的挺赞，又能开会，又能亲子，最适合象我们家这种爸爸太忙，孩子接触爸爸太少的家庭[鼓掌]，可以边工作边陪娃。当然了，实际上还是他工作我陪娃[嘻嘻]
[Saying the organizers choose this place is great, can meet again, can parents again, the most suitable for as the father is too busy, our family [applause.] kids and dad too little family, can work while to accompany her. Of course, in fact, I accompany her or his job (hee hee)]

我是种草囤货菌：
让男票给你涂口红是种神马体验？
tRVqGqNF
[Let men give you lipstick is what kind of experience? < br > tRVqGqNF]

我是种草囤货菌 (｡･ω･) 拔草不吃土，省钱囤好货！ (•́ ₃ •̀)投稿合作联系联系QQ：

安东尼写给不二的情书：
有些人不属于自己，但是遇见了也好。——亲爱的不二
[Some people dont belong to oneself, but I met. - my dear not two]

有只兔子叫不二，它是安东尼的。难过时候，想要一只兔子，你可以叫它不二或亲爱的，它能治愈所有安东尼的伤痛。你需要不二吗？

向松祚：
确保房地产平稳发展，需要三项政策的协调配套。一是根据城市人口变动趋势确保土地充分供应，不刻意抬高地价。二是按揭贷款只能给首套房和二套改善性自住房，绝对禁止利用信贷炒房。三是征收房产保有税，确保资源得到有效利用，避免大量房产空置。这三项政策一点也不难，为什么不做？
[Ensure smooth development of real estate, need three policy coordination. One is according to the urban population change trend to ensure sufficient supply of land, not deliberately drive up land prices. The second is the mortgage can only give the first suite sets and improve the housing, absolutely forbidden to use the credit property speculation. Third, levy a tax on real estate have, ensure the efficient use of resources, avoid a lot of the housing vacancy. The three policy isnt difficult at all, why dont you do that?]

工作联系方式：xsongzuo@

南都全娱乐：
[二哈][二哈][二哈]，所以正确答案到底是哪个？
[[two ha] [two ha] [], so which is it the right answer?]

南都娱乐围脖看板，背后是一群好玩的新闻人，我们保证：有态度、负责地对待娱乐，有情怀、趣味盎然地报道娱乐新闻。官方微信号：nd_ent

MrLeto：
看见那个小人儿了么[偷笑]
[See the little person yao [laugh]]

EYESTORE：
搞怪又可爱的天真有邪，小松菜奈 for 资生堂cm，tRVKkq
[Whimsy and lovely naive evil, komatsu food nai for shiseido cm, tRVKkq]

公众号 | eyestore

侯宁：
国足太臭，中国太大，卧牛藏笼地方中学校队提出挑战！[赞][二哈][酷]
[Teams too smelly, China is too big, cattle lies hidden cage place school team challenge! [who] [two ha] [cool]]

人称＂空军司令＂，实乃一介醉民。长篇小说《财富苍生》作者，柠檬财智汇俱乐部主席，CIFC金融咖啡创始股东

芒果娱乐：
#霍建华# 曾经当年在百度霍建华吧注册过一个叫“是我啦，霍叔叔”的账号，与粉丝互动，诸如“你们要乖哦”，“真的，是我”，却徒劳地无人理会，没过多久被吧主封了账号[二哈]他觉得好笑，也耿耿于怀，至今保存着当时的手机截图[doge]哈哈哈哈，没想到你是这样的华哥[笑cry]
[# # wal once was in the baidu wal registered a call is me, uncle huo account, interact with fans, such as you be good oh, really, its me, but in vain my objections, it wasnt long before is it the main sealing the account [,] he felt funny, too, has kept the phone screenshots doge ha ha ha ha, I didnt think your brother is so of China [laugh cry]]

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笑话趣图大百科：
这个军训视频太搞笑了！哈哈哈。。。七连：犯我七连者，有蹲必做！[笑cry]这是什么情况，为什么都怼七连，一个大写的心疼！[二哈]tRVaWxu
[The military training video is so funny! Ha ha ha... Even seven make me even, seven have squat will do! [laughing cry] this is what circumstance, why all Dui seven connect, a capital of love! [two ha] tRVaWxu]

qq每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎私信合作，投稿）

女汉纸爱穿高跟鞋：
怎么大风越狠，我心越荡...看了好几遍，忍不住笑了[嘻嘻][嘻嘻][嘻嘻]tRqLBrbW
[How strong winds more malicious, the swinging my heart... Looked at several times, couldnt help laughing (hee hee)hee hee hee hee tRqLBrbW]

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这不是历史：
值得一看的演讲！我们总是在毕业的时候，才突然真正爱上学校，总是在快要结束的时候才想好好开始。很精彩的演讲毕业礼，满满的感动，过去的时光一去不复返，而最让人措手不及的是我们还未配好剑，出门便已经是江湖了。[good][good] tRVGtdYb
[Speech is worth a look! We are always at the time of graduation, it suddenly really fall in love with the school, always want to have a good start after the end of. Wonderful speech graduation, moved, full of the past gone, but the most let people by surprise is that we havent match good jian, go out is the rivers lake. [good] [good] tRVGtdYb]

只要你认真，历史不是任人打扮的小姑娘。合作联系QQ：微信公众号：zhebsls

懒人健身中心：
【再粗壮的腿天也能减】图文并茂，手把手教，个按摩手法 + 个腿部拉伸，真真正正的居家练腿法，将腿部多余的脂肪都燃烧掉[赞]每天练一次就行，觉得自己腿粗，腿型不好看的朋友都拿去练吧~[耶][耶]tRVqnK
[Too stout legs again day minus 】【 illustrated, hold, massage technique + legs, a home really practice self, all legs redundant adipose burn [like] a just practice every day, feel thick legs, legs not good-looking friends to get to practice ~ [and] [and] tRVqnK]

知名健身博主

Houson猴姆：
【猴姆独家】OneRepublic最新Today Show献唱新单Kids！胖纸又是完美发挥！！超棒~~[色][亲亲]tRVjDqF
[Monkeys sole 】【 OneRepublic latest Today Show new single Kids sing! Fat paper perfect play again!! Great ~ ~ [color] [kiss] tRVjDqF]

这货就是【猴姆独家】！！！

新浪体育：
【高清-姚明领衔文体明星观战中国赛】NBA中国赛北京站激战正酣，姚明领衔文体明星观战，港台演员@李治廷、@王大陸TaluWang 也来到球场感受NBA氛围。看高清图集：tRVaUR
[[hd - style star yao led to watch Chinese race 】 NBA China Beijing station in combat, yao led style star, Hong Kong and Taiwan actor @ never know, mainland @ king TaluWang also joined the NBA atmosphere. See hd atlas tRVaUR]

小时滚动播报最新的体育快讯，趣闻和视频。新浪记者团带来独家图文报道。欢迎爆料、投稿，请发私信或者邮件： sports@vip.sina

直播成都：
【广告我只服泰国！[哈哈]】绝对是广告界的一股泥石流，猝不及防一把狗粮[二哈][笑cry]！tRVqnDU
[【 AD I only take Thailand! (haha) 】 is definitely a mud-rock flow, advertising in off a dog food [two ha] [laugh cry]! tRVqnDU]

成都责任市民，民间监督员。成都最全面、及时资讯平台【推广合作扣扣：，投稿爆料请私信】

顶尖健身女子：
卧槽，听完这首歌，相信你什么都可以放下了！！！建议_戴上耳机大音量听，感受那心跳！ tRtQJUwq
[Oh my god, after listening to this song, I believe you can put down everything!!!!!! Advice _ a headset volume to listen, feel the heartbeat! tRtQJUwq]

爱生活爱瑜哥瑜哥带你撩汉带你飞

搞笑图片会：
马云当年的样子，送给此时奋斗的你 tRUC
[Ma looked like, and sent to the struggle of your tRUC]

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每日内涵段子：
如果离婚了，你选择要孩子还是房子？！！卧槽，请看完。。。tRVzVKyb
[If divorced, you choose to have children or a house? !!!!! Oh my god, look at... tRVzVKyb]

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史上第一最最搞：
单身汪们来爆个照，说不定就和谁撩上了！
[Single wang for a picture, and who have been pulled!]

让好心情发酵，蒸发掉所有负能量

复古写真馆：
ins美人合集：Elizabeth Jane Bishop，Kira Rausch，Corrie Lejuwaan，Sarah Mikaela，Isabella Scherer，Sarah Snyder，Chiara Ferragni，Ebba Zingmark，Frida Mercury
[Ins beauty collection Elizabeth Jane Bishop, Kira Rausch, Corrie Lejuwaan, Sarah Mikaela, Isabella Scherer, Sarah Snyder, Chiara Ferragni, Ebba had Zingmark, Frida Mercury]

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一句疗心话：
“ 以前以为坚持就是永不动摇，现在才明白，坚持是犹豫着、退缩着、心猿意马着，但还在继续往前走。”[舔屏]
[The thought that the persistence is will never be shaken, now just understand, persistence is hesitant, flinched, in spirit, but continue to go forward. [lick screen]]

受了伤，就关注下@一句疗心话让你的心灵不寂寞。（合作请私信）

共青湖南：
【华语金曲盛典将在长沙举行】华语金曲盛典将在星城长沙贺龙体育馆举行！这是一场顶级的音乐盛宴，也是全球华人目光聚焦的音乐颁奖晚会！据悉，张艺兴、TFBOYS、李易峰、华晨宇、李荣浩、陈楚生、李健、谭维维、田馥甄等群星（具体以实际为准）将献唱金曲，你最期待谁？
[Mandarin Chinese golden melody awards will be held in changsha 】【 golden melody awards will be held in star city changsha he long stadium! This is a top music feast, is the worlds gaze Chinese music awards! It is reported, lay, TFBOYS, li yi feng, brilliance yu, Li Ronghao, Chen, li jian, tan weiwei, Tian Fu zhen, such as the stars (specific to the actual shall prevail) will sing songs, who are you most looking forward to?]

我们正年轻，做最具青年味的政务新媒体。

Luv_DC：
Word天，简直是本届竞选最强恶搞…[摊手]
[Word day, it is the strongest spoof campaign... [stand hand]]

以分享各类电影影视剧音乐资讯资源为主！合作邀约请邮件联系：BrillianceCM@Yahoo

霍金Hawking：
喜欢哪一个
[Like which one]

已婚

瞳画集：
生活不止眼前的苟且，还有诗意和远方。
[Life not only in front of you, and poetry and distant.]

我姓童，一个爱画画的小丫头

马男波杰克Bojack：
不要因为一点困难就哭反正明天还是很难
[Dont cry because it is a bit difficult to cry Anyway, it is hard to tomorrow]

一个酷字贯穿了我的一生🙃

黑客是这样练成的：
小黑教你秒清除你电脑中的垃圾，让你电脑急速如飞[耶]
[The little black teach you clear your garbage in a computer, let your computer rapid flies [and]]

（＾∇＾）电脑忠实玩家一枚，关注后每天教你学点电脑技术！技术贴投稿、合作请私信！

小熊熊星座：
#我的照片会发光#跟女人一起拍照的好处就是，自己也会被美化的细腻红润有光泽[噢耶][噢耶][噢耶]
[# # my photo glows with a woman is taking a picture, your will be beautify the exquisite ruddy lusteroh yeah (oh yeah) (oh yeah)]