2016年10月14日星期五

Reported global spread to ChinaPlease send direct messages ridicule. The public number kissmemout

人民网:
    最大的心愿![心](转)
[The biggest wish! [heart] (turn)]

报道全球 传播中国

北美吐槽君:
    “新搬来了一对活泰迪”
[A new moved to a live teddy]

吐槽请发私信;公众号kissmemouth【商务合作请联系tucaojun@dealmoon】

趣味贩卖机:
    #celeb# 硬汉气质的帅大叔影帝张涵予
[# celeb# tough temperament ShuaiDaShu actor zhang]

这是一个好玩儿的微博~(抽奖结果见评论栏)

德卡先生的信箱:
    “一个人走走吧,如果没人陪你风雨同舟。慢慢走过天桥,慢慢走过几条老街,慢慢侧耳倾听那悠长的旋律,慢慢整理好头发,和起了褶的衣服。即使独自一个,也去走走吧。 ”
[A person for a walk, if no one to accompany you grow together. Slowly walked across the bridge, walked slowly a few old street, to listen to the song of the long melody slowly, slowly tidy hair, and fold the clothes. Even if alone, and go for a walk.]

想说的话 寄存在这里〔私信投递 · 匿名发布〕不欢迎没礼貌的人 GIF大多出自宫崎骏动画

勺布斯:
    对你来说,它是生活的一部分。对它来说,你是整个世界。
[For you, it is a part of life. For it, you are the world.]

睡前一次轻阅读。合作请联系邮箱:wuliguohe@foxmail

季箐:
    有时候真想一觉醒来,你我还是最相爱的那段时间,没有咄咄逼人的伤害,没有彼此厌倦的离开,可是有些伤疤不会复原,有些路无法重走一遍。
[Sometimes really want to wake up, I was the most love you of time, not an aggressive hurt, dont tired to leave each other, but some scars dont recover, some way to retrace it again.]

愿深情都会被温柔以待。【除非微博私信回复,其余都是骗子】

写给前任的999封情书:
    一个男人最可悲的莫过于在最无能为力的年纪遇到了最想照顾一生的女人。一句我养你啊,感动了多少人! tRUBDCq
[A man the most sad is in the most helpless age met want to take care of the woman of the life. I have you, moved many people. tRUBDCq]

你不是公主 你是会哭泣的鱼儿。投稿合作 QQ

Houson猴姆:
    【猴姆独家】李安重磅回归新作《比利·林恩的中场战事》首曝电视预告片!这支预告节奏更紧凑,加上战士的口号,以及切换的伊拉克战争场面,让预告气氛都显得颇为紧张。范·迪塞尔扮演的Shroom看来是队长,他的安危令人牵挂,Kristen Stewart扮演比利的姐姐Kathryn。年度期待![酷]tRVVbML
[Ang lee monkeys sole 】 【 new blockbuster regression Billy Lynn midfield battle first exposure to TV trailer! The forecast rhythm is more compact, and soldiers slogan, and switch the Iraq war scenes, make forecast atmosphere seemed nervous. Vin diesel plays Shroom appears to be the captain, worried about his safety is, Kristen Stewart as Kathryn Billys sister. Annual look! [cool] tRVVbML]

这货就是【猴姆独家】!!!

胖哥杨力:
    还没睡的报个道
[Havent slept report a way]

我的试车页面:news.auto.sinavideopanggeshiche

唐师曾:
    《水坝阻止洄游,长江鲥鱼需从美国密西西比河进口》

独家深入,诸神附体。自拍自话,一镜到底,绝不剪辑,没有编辑。欢迎纠错,感谢转走。 tRVVwsZ .

[The dam block, putting the Yangtze river shad to the Mississippi River from the United States imports, < br > < br > exclusive, the gods possessed. Take the words, a mirror to the end, never cut, no editing. Welcome to error correction, thanks to turn away. TRVVwsZ.]

语像= 话语+图像。一线耳目、二B喉舌、三陪服务、四海漫游,五弊缺三。自嘲、自省、自趣。Vini、Vidi、Vici.

警察蜀黍:
    我的焦虑症越来越严重大概很大程度上是因为刷微博永远刷出来都是TMD“最近”,“最近”,“最近”,“最近”,“最近”,最你大爷的近,要不是想到家里没地毯真恨不得摔手机。[摊手]
[My anxiety more and more serious in large part due to brush brush out weibo always are TMD recently, recently, recently, recently, recently, the most you big ye of close, if it werent for the thought of not carpet wishes and mobile phone at home. [stand hand]]

来嘛英雄,猜猜我是谁? 也可关注微信号:jnpopo

韩国me2day:
    【tvcast】日播出的中#姜均成# 模仿#BLACKPINK# 的,还有#车银优# 超可爱版赤脚的奇峰[哈哈] tRVVwdYi
[Tvcast broadcast day 】 < Happy Together > # # # ginger are imitating BLACKPINK# in < WHISTLE >, and silver optimal # # car super cute barefoot version qifeng tRVVwdYi [ha ha]]

联系邮箱 meday@qq *与韩国媒体同步的全方位韩流报道,了解韩流的最佳窗口!!!*

王晨MuKii:
    今天去阿比家见了小妹妹👶🏼👶🏼和大狗狗🤗
[今天去阿比家见了小妹妹👶🏼👶🏼和大狗狗🤗]

逐渐吃成包子脸→_→

幽默段王爷:
    雪橇三傻果然名不虚传...在逗比的路上已经越走越远了,最后一张直接笑喷
[The sled three silly really liked... On the way to make than have more walk more far, finally a laugh spray directly]

段段段段王爷 本王爷负责搞笑的 谢谢 商务合作qq:

人性之美丽:
    你还年轻  别凑活过, 接下来的人生  还有万万种可能。
[You are still young dont gather together live, there are ten thousand possible next life.]

为你讲述人性美好的故事.....

废咸鱼酱:
    刚才发生了什么?好像很尴尬的样子[摊手][摊手][摊手]
[What just happened? Looks very awkward [stand hand] [stand hand] [stand hand]]

我已经是一条废咸鱼了

说给女生听:
    希望你啊,也能一牵手就是一辈子。[心]
[Hope you, can also be a hand is a lifetime. [heart]]

用最真挚的情感,分享给所有女生!

岛国鸡动队:
    满分通过[doge]tRVtanp
[Out through the doge tRVtanp]

进修于东京热大学,高等艺术学科班出身。

家常美食精选:
    可乐鸡翅已经OUT了,鸡翅的非油炸新吃法,健康美味全搞定![太开心] tRVLvj
[Cola chicken wings have been OUT, chicken wings Fried new ways, healthy, delicious all finish! TRVLvj [quite happy]]

我是一个吃货~你懂的!投稿合作QQ

一起神回复:
    #神回卧谈会# 帮粉丝问:网络奔现啪完以后他问我是不是处,我坦白我不是,然后第二天他就提分手。是他又cn情节还是一开始就为了啪?
[# # back to slumber will help fans asked god network rush now pa after he asked if I was, I confess Im not, and then the next day he was breaking up. Is he cn plot or the start to pa?]

这里是神回复、高级黑、内涵淫才聚集地,请自觉投入你的节操。

FengFan_x:
    VK bb生日快乐,越来越美‼️天天开心‼️ @SHIWEILIANGXXX
[Vitamin k bb happy birthday, more and more beautiful ‼ ️ day happy ‼ ️ @ SHIWEILIANGXXX]

🔗➰〰📷taobao:FFStudio

内裤都笑松了:
    神反应!每个爸爸都是孩子的守护神,这句话说的一点也不假,太暖了[笑cry] tRVVpRI
[God response! Every father is the patron saint of children, the other words is not false, too warm smile cry tRVVpRI]

专业搜索各种搞笑,娱乐,恶搞的微博,投稿合作QQ

花泽美美:
    #床上周渝民粉丝投稿#
[Vic Chou fans contribute # # bed]

一个让人吃惊的男子

365个旅行攻略:
    请原谅每一个不打招呼的近视眼[悲伤]
[Please forgive each a near-sighted [sad] dont say hello]

۩۞۩不一样的梦想,不一样的旅行,不一样的人生。你又在看我微博。

梁欢:
    歌词是文学,就像电影配乐是音乐。没有任何问题。
[Lyrics are literature, just like the soundtrack is music. No problem.]

大家好,我是永远不爱你们的梁欢。(工作请联系:lianghuangzs@)

热门搞笑糗事榜:
    《有点甜》改编版,这歌词真虐心,太魔性了!!感觉被洗脑了,都快忘记原唱了……[doge][doge]tRcuBeTv
[A little sweet adaptation, the lyrics is abuse, so ones!! Feel brainwashed, all quick forget the original... [doge] [doge] tRcuBeTv]

知名搞笑幽默博主

胡芳芳FonGs:
    小八卦:说说你们为什么关注我
[The gossip tell me about why do you focus on me]

唱作人,中国梦之声第二季,入围偶像学院。工作联系:张先生 。代表作品:《愚人码头》《不要墨尔本的翡翠》《成田公园》《华丽舞步》等。

影视大魔王:
    有没有什么助眠效果不错的音乐分享一下?实在没有的话,求一棒子敲晕!
[Is there any nice music share sleeping effect? Dont really have words, beg a rod knock dizzy!]

有态度的影评(我就不上我就逼逼!)

穆罕默德的小羊:
    夜晚确实有种神奇的魔力,它让普通的食物诱人无比,让还亮灯的房间温馨不已,让被忽视的我有勇气想你。
[Night is a sense of magic, it let ordinary food appealing, let still bright room warmth, let I have the courage to think you neglected.]

一只逃走的羊,有时温和。

是女生就要这样屌:
    坏情绪不要去说给别人听,晚上不要熬夜,天冷多穿衣服,没人爱你也要好好爱自己。
[Bad mood dont say to others to listen to, dont stay up late at night, the day is cold to wear more clothes, nobody love you also want a good love yourself.]

真正对你好的人全在细节里@是女生就要这样屌,合作 q

周将:
    你也有怀疑自己吗 有怀疑过爱吗
[You also have a doubt yourself Have any doubts about love]

合作QQ:(粉丝勿扰)

图妈:
    请给我一点爱。💕
[Please give me a little love. 💕]

善良的人都会有好运

白菜才:
    今晚有失眠的吗?赞我可助睡眠[污]
[Have a sleepless tonight? Like I can sleep [pollution]]

分享亏本卖的商品,一起来薅羊毛!

德卡卡了:
    “我替他谢谢你”“不用了让他自己来”
[I thank you for him dont let his own]

圈地自萌 心中只爱美色但被学习缠着不放 不欢迎没有礼貌的人【taobao:卡不住德卡】

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