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北美吐槽君：
“老公他妈纵容儿子不管，让我监视他？”
[Husband fucking baby son no matter, let me watching him?]

吐槽请发私信；公众号kissmemouth【商务合作请联系tucaojun@dealmoon】

奏耐天津：
#起床签到贴#先起床的，先来打卡签到吧，在床上、上厕所的不算哦！
[Get up # sign in post # get up first, check in first, on the bed, go to the toilet doesnt count!]

【家乡微博】关心都市民生，关注都市发展。【最新、最快、最及时---报道天津的事情】【爱天津的孩纸都在这里！】

宁静：
不快乐的每一天都不是你的你只是虚度了它不如从微小的事情中汲取快乐不要拒绝生活给我们的馈赠无论你怎么活只要你不快乐就不算生活过费尔南多
[Every day not happy is not you You just lost it Is inferior to extract pleasure from the small things Dont refuse to give us the gift of life No matter how you live As long as you dont happiness is not to live fernando]

由于私信繁忙，工作请勿私信，以免不周，工作请联系：宁静工作室盖超微信：touchtimes

德卡卡了：
不笑的时候长了一张生气脸
[Dont smile when long an angry face]

圈地自萌心中只爱美色但被学习缠着不放不欢迎没有礼貌的人【taobao：卡不住德卡】

公安部打四黑除四害：
【脑袋生锈了？招教你提高记忆力！】经常出门忘关灯？为找钥匙把家翻得底朝天？……戳图↓↓学招，增强记忆力，别让你的脑袋生锈！[doge]
[【 head rusted? Ways to improve memory! Often go out to forget to turn off the lights? To find the key the home turn upside down? ...... Poke figure left left to learn, enhance memory, dont let your mind rust! [doge]]

打四黑除四害，主要是依法严厉打击从事危害民生违法犯罪活动的黑作坊、黑工厂、黑窝点、黑市场，为民除害，保民平安。人民对美好生活的向往就是我们的奋斗目标。齐心协力打四黑，警民联手除四害！

熊市猎人：
早，今日投资机会来了，点赞举手之劳，换来投资机会多多.在本条微博下评论你今日最看好的《题材+个股》，每周选出名积极参与的粉丝加入金粉群. tRVqj
[Earlier, todays investment opportunities come, thumb up lift a finger, in exchange for a lot of investment opportunities. Under this weibo comments today your favorite subject + stocks, choose the name to take an active part in a week fans to join gold group. TRVqj]

操盘手，思多金创始人。

村里的老G：
秋天的温度，慢慢地凉了起来，我取出了毛衣。窗外的远方，是夏天绿色的坚守，我取来了相机。晚餐，是今年第一次做的南瓜丝饼。一小盒Mon Cheri，是给海红准备的。
[Autumn, the temperature of cold up slowly, I took out a sweater. The distance out of the window, it is summer green stick, I take the camera. Dinner, pumpkin cake is the first time this year. A small box of Mon Cheri, was prepared to the red sea.]

G弦丰富，高音部略显单薄。

常程：
看了一上午图纸，把玩了一下午手板。
摸黑回家路上就一感觉：
手机市场风水轮流转，是个转折点。
不管产品创意如何难，做有意义的事情，其本身就是对生活的享受。
Do the Right Things Right the Very First Time,then the Legend Comes Again。
[See the morning paper, play with a hand in the afternoon. dark on the way home a feeling the gyrations in the cellular market, was a turning point. no matter how difficult product ideas, to do something meaningful, its itself is the enjoyment of life. the Do the Right Things Right the Very First Time, then the Legend Comes Again.]

Enjoy Life&Works!

吃喝玩乐温哥华：
【去Outlet开车排队何必那么痛苦！推荐个网上奥特莱斯拿走不谢】这两年加拿大的outlet真心层出不穷，特别是温哥华。可是，Designer brands真的不多，而且货品不全，还很难找到自己喜欢的。就这给大家推荐个网上outlet，真心做到足不出户，买到自己喜欢又便宜的东西。详讯：tRVqiQmC
[The drive to the Outlet line why so pain! Dont recommend a on-line Outlet take x] these two years in Canada Outlet really emerge in endlessly, especially in vancouver. But, the Designer brands, really is not much, and goods is not complete, is difficult to find their favorite. Is this to recommend an online outlet, sincerely do never leave home, to buy things they like and cheap. Detailed inquiry tRVqiQmC]

温哥华的吃喝玩乐和生活有关的最新信息。官网：vandiary ｜卫星公众：vancouverliving ｜Facebook主页：facebookvandiary

-JBC-：
一夜没睡直接去机场[失望]
👋👋
[一夜没睡直接去机场[失望]
👋👋]

以前是大白的号，现在是我的小号哇哈哈哈哈。。工作请发邮箱 supermanjbc@

Slade-Wilson：
总是在夜深人静的时候醒来。[二哈]#今日贴纸打卡#
[Always woke up in the dead of night. [two ha] sticker clock # # today]

人性之美丽：
【俞敏洪演讲《摆脱恐惧》】自卑之人，比狂妄之人糟糕得多…… tRcRufU
[Mr Yu from fear speech 】【 the self-belittling person, than the madness of people much worse... tRcRufU]

为你讲述人性美好的故事.....

书画界：
【张大千笔下的瓜果蔬菜】更多精彩内容敬请关注：@书画界 #书画知识大全##书画界##文房四宝#
[【 changs fruits and vegetables 】 more highlights attention please @ # painting and calligraphy painting industry knowledge of four treasures # # painting industry # # #]

懂生活，是一种艺术，懂书画，是一种艺术的生活。

北美时尚快报：
【圈内闻】#PFW：Louis Vuitton 春夏手袋系列，选了九只出来给大家看。小箱包 Petite Malle 系列加上了短的编织手拎带，十分新奇。除此之外，这个系列是惊喜还是平淡？[bm喜悦]
[[circles to smell] # PFW Louis Vuitton handbags series chun xia, nine picked out for everyone to see. Small bags Petite Malle series with a short hand carry lining, quite new. In addition, this series is a surprise or plain? [bm joy]]

DealMoon（北美省钱快报）旗下时尚频道。微信公众号：fashionmoon

中国书画诗词院：
『水墨画版节气 … 』
[Ink and wash version throttle...]

一字一方圆，一笔一江山;一点一春色，一抹一冬寒;一心一世界，一生一百年，中国书画。

幸福女人有心计：
“即使擦肩而过的，会在一起的人终会在一起；就像地球是圆的，无论怎么背道而驰，兜兜转转之后还是会重新相遇！” [心]
[Even if passed, will together come together; like the earth is round, no matter how, for a walk after will meet again! [heart]]

“ 好老公不会不请自来，财富也不会从天而降，事业更不会凭空而至！【q q】

王小山：
狗主人夸自己驯狗有方，也就罢了，狗夸主人狗链粗大，打狗棍法精熟，自己替主咬人多么准确、狠辣……实在匪夷所思。
[Dog owners kua oneself the dog well, also just, kua owners dog chain is bulky, dozen dog attack mastery, oneself for Lord how accurate, biting bite... Is really strange.]

出版《亲爱的死鬼》等，导演《我们混过的江湖》等，参演《神探亨特张》《床上关系》等，WPT-China奥马哈冠军，中巡赛HU冠军，WSOP赛事六名。

小米说笑话：
卧槽，感受下什么叫专业模特拍照，看完我默默的收回了以前的自拍 tRcLzXH
[Oh, feel what is professional models photos, watching me silently withdrew former self-time tRcLzXH]

新浪热门微博-笑话榜专家成员，精选幽默、笑话、趣图、搞笑段子等，让您的生活充满快乐，欢迎你的关注。

鸡西新闻网：
#鸡西天气#【鸡西地区天气 .. 早】今天星期三【鸡西】晴 [太阳]，气温 ℃～℃，西风～级；实时空气质量优；【鸡东】晴，℃～-℃；【密山】晴，℃～-℃；【虎林】晴，℃~℃ 。图为早点鸡西地区气象卫星云图和实时空气质量。
[Weather # # jixi jixi area weather.. early Wednesday today 】【 jixi 】 fine [sun], the temperature ℃ ~ ℃, westerly winds ~ level; Real-time air quality; Sunny, jidong 】【 ℃ ~ - ℃; Sunny, dwells 】【 ℃ ~ - ℃; Sunny, HuLin 】【 ℃ ~ ℃. The graph is jixi area meteorological satellite cloud pictures and early real-time air quality.]

鸡西新闻网由鸡西新闻传媒集团主办，是鸡西市唯一拥有新闻采访权、发布权的官方新闻媒体网站。独家授权发布日报、晚报、电台、电视台新闻报道。

北美吃货快报：
#食谱# 【低卡珍珠肉丸】
@莱尼lyni 珍珠肉丸之低卡鸡胸肉版[微笑]加了虾肉之后肉丸变得更爽滑惹。
[# # recipes @ low-calorie pearl meatballs 】【 lenny lyni pearl meatballs low card version chicken breast [smiles] added shrimp meatballs become more smooth after provoked.]

DealMoon（北美省钱快报）旗下北美吃货频道。北美省钱快报是北美最有人气的微博，美国最大中文折扣信息网DealMoon官方微博。海淘第一信息来源！新浪折扣频道独家合作伙伴。

北京菠菜：
#带着微博去旅行#爱丁堡和苏格兰国家博物馆是今天的主题，爱丁堡还不错，但是觉得不如温莎堡。苏格兰的国家博物馆藏品古旧的不是很多，宝物型的也没几个，多数是生活物件，蒸汽机，引擎，包括粒子加速器的一部分，倒是适合带着孩子玩。
[# # with weibo to travel in Edinburgh and Scotlands national museum is the theme of today, Edinburgh is good, but feel inferior to Windsor castle. Scotlands national museum collection of antique not many, treasures are few, majority is living objects, the steam engine, engine, including the part of the particle accelerator, is appropriate to take their children to play.]

美食菜谱家：
【创意蔬果 … 】
[【 creative fruits and vegetables...]

推荐中华美食，弘扬中国菜谱文化！本博内容大部分来源搬运于新浪微博。合作QQ

热门搞笑排行榜：
据说这是女生最讨厌的男生九大穿搭，卧槽，总结的相当到位！[doge]
[It is said that this is the boy nine girls hate to wear take, oh my god, summary are done! [doge]]

关注@热门搞笑排行榜，获得每日新鲜笑料...^_^【扣扣：】

杨忠海-：
【人生启示录】时间抓起来是黄金，抓不起来是流水；心情调整好是快乐，调整不好是烦恼。社会上有不公平，别想着先去改造它，只能先去适应它；人们总是看结果，不要过分去谈自尊，只能加倍来努力。今天由昨天决定，明天由今天决定。承认不完美，心灵才自由！#忠海晨语#
[Life revelation grasp time is gold, catch up is flowing water; Bad mood adjustment is a happiness, is the worry. Society is not fair, dont try to transform it first, can only go to adapt to it; People always see the results, not too much to talk about self-esteem, only to double efforts. Up to yesterday, today tomorrow by today. Admit that they do not perfect, the mind is free! # # zhong hai morning language]

信仰、信念、信心、信用

万四小姐：
#早起族# 你越强，选择越多！早😊
[# # the early group, the more you choose the more! 早😊]

首马、港马、重马、上马、广马、鹏马、北马、爱跑步举铁美食！先有兴趣才有快乐！第一身份妈妈！第一职业设计！

哲言心语：
每天告诉自己要努力，即使看不到希望，也依然相信自己。压力不是有人比你努力，而是比你牛叉几倍的人依然在努力。每个优秀的人，都有一段沉默的时光。那段时光，是付出了很多努力，忍受孤独和寂寞，不抱怨不诉苦，日后说起时，连自己都能被感动的日子。唯累过，方得闲。唯苦过，方知甜。
[Tell yourself every day to work hard, even if no hope, still believe in yourself. Pressure is not someone than you work hard, but great several times than you are still trying. Every good people, there is a silence of the time. That time, it is a lot of effort, stand alone and lonely, dont complain dont complain, when speaking of in the future, connect oneself can be touched by day. Only tired, party have leisure. Only bitter, square know sweet.]

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挑款师记事本：
卧槽，这就是我喜欢成熟的男生的原因。[喵喵]
[Oh my god, this is the reason why I like mature men. [meow]]

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SMan_2016：
[酷][耶]
[[cool] [and]]

幸运的吸尘器OvO：
感觉这次sr都比ssr好看
[Feel the sr than SSR good-looking]

没钱课金，再见

一句话一段情一生守候：
“千万不要放纵自己，给自己找借口。对自己严格一点儿，时间长了，自律便成为一种习惯，一种生活方式，你的人格和智慧也因此变得更加完美。”
[Dont let yourself, find excuses for yourself. A little strict to myself, in the long run, the discipline has become a habit, a way of life, you also therefore become more perfect personality and wisdom.]

有没有那么一句话，会让你突然想起我？

阿狸说到心坎里的话：
我挺喜欢自己经历的那些人生的，从没顺风顺水过。日子就像一个又一个预期违背的段子，命运兜兜转转，幸福躲躲藏藏。在那些不断发生的挫折里，我其实只做好了一件事，就是照顾好自己。在做这件事的过程里，我学会了周旋与忍让，同时也获得了勇气和决心。如今再没有什么事可以击败我了。再也没有了。
[I like the life in his experience, has never been so smooth. Life is like a another expected against jokes, around for a fate, happiness in hiding. In the ongoing setbacks, I actually only a thing well done, is to take care of yourself. In the process of doing this, I learned to juggle and patience, but also gained the courage and determination. Now nothing can beat me again. No more.]

很萌很萌的阿狸，带着那些伤感的话走进您的心坎（qq)

美甲师Ella：
黑色美甲，喜欢的抱走吧~
[Black nail, like go ~]

专注美甲

热门情感心语：
“你年纪轻轻，心地善良，怕什么没人爱。
别担心，我相信，你终会遇见这样的一个人，
好的总是压箱底，所有的不期而遇，只为遇见你。”
[You are young, has a kind heart, afraid of what nobody love. dont worry, I believe that you will meet such a person, good always the closet, all, just to meet you.]

为什么我的眼里常含泪水，因为我的闺蜜老给我丢人。

芯話：
若无其事，原来是最好的报复。何必向不值得的人证明什么，生活得更好，是为了自己。
[As if nothing happened, originally is the best revenge. Why the need to prove to people who do not worth what, live better, is for yourself.]