2016年10月6日星期四

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北美吐槽君:
    “作为一个女人你竟然不会劈叉”
[As a woman youre not the splits]

吐槽请发私信;公众号kissmemouth【上午合作请联系tucaojun@dealmoon】

波杰克马男:
    剪刀可以剪短你的长发,却剪不断那段回忆
[Scissors can cut your hair, but shear continuously the memories]

我不想做人了

联合国:
    #谁是下一任秘书长# 历史性的时刻!安理会本月轮值主席、俄罗斯常驻联合国代表丘尔金月日宣布,来自葡萄牙的安东尼奥·古特雷斯在当天进行的秘书长选举第六轮意向性投票中获胜。安理会将于月日举行正式投票,并以鼓掌形式通过这一决定,预祝古特雷斯当选下一任联合国秘书长。tRVsbu
[# # who is the next secretary of historic moment! The security council presidency this month, Russias u.n. ambassador vitaly churkin, announced that from Portugal, Antonio guterres, on the day of the secretary general election victory in the sixth straw poll. The security council will hold a formal vote on the month, and in the form of applause by the decision, I wish guterres was elected the next UN secretary general. tRVsbu]

欢迎来到联合国,您的世界!

胖子孙越:
    越来越爱夜深人静的独饮…
[Love the night only drinks more and more...]

自己的小生意:北京小鲤鱼儿童摄影! 自己的服装品牌:半月记和杰希贝尔 这是两个截然不同风格的衣服设计!感谢大家多支持啊!

虎掰掰:
    无论想保持什么样的情感关系,人总要给自己物色至少一个非常在乎你的人。要知道孤独好处是能让你保持独立、睿智、骄傲…甚至可以作为才华的来源;而它的坏处只有处于重大危难的那一刻才能真切地体验到。不管对这个世界有多么森严的戒备,一定要为你的座堡垒预留一个入口,这不是备胎,这是孤独的后路。
[No matter what kind of want to keep the relationship, people always want to give yourself looking for at least a very care about you. You know lonely benefit is can let you keep independent, intelligent, proud... Even can be used as a source of talent; And the disadvantages of it can only be truly is in great danger at that moment to experience. No matter how guarded alert to this world, be sure to set aside an entry for your fort, this is not the spare tire, it is lonely.]

我若与人相同便没有人爱我

时光放映机:
    然后 我就想到了你
[Then I thought of you]

TIME CINEMA——打開舊時光的放映機。

写给前任的999封情书:
    很多部影视剧的爱恨情仇告诉我们:
你可以不爱,但请不要伤害。
如果暂时只能路过,我就在终点等你,
只要最后是你就好。tRtQLeVB

[Many of the film and television play lovehate tells us < br > you can not love, but please dont hurt. < br > if temporarily can only pass by, Ill wait for you in the end, < br > as long as is you last. tRtQLeVB]

你不是公主 你是会哭泣的鱼儿。投稿合作 QQ

CP少女头像:
    世界上有几个男生能这么爱你[微笑]
[There are a few boys in the world can love you so much [smiles]]

关注我今天一定会有好运,也会脱单哦~❤搜索公众VXcp头像女菌【cps】我会一直陪伴你。投稿合作加QQ:

烧死情侣:
    发照片跟你的坐标,立刻。
[Send photos to you, the coordinates of immediately.]

都他妈给我分手!微博知名劝分不劝和博主。

电影Mr:
    电影《关灯后》年度期待恐怖片!温子仁监制,改编年很火的恐怖短片。讲述了一个家庭被黑暗和阴影之中的恐怖力量摧残的故事。被誉为今年最具创意的恐怖片。在线tRVhOGXP
[Film to turn off the lights after annual expectation horror movies! James wan producer, adaptation is fire horror film. Tells the story of a family is the story of darkness and the shadow of terror forces destroyed. Is known as the most creative horror movie this year. Online tRVhOGXP]

罗玉凤:
    我的洗发水和护发素一直是这个牌子,然后不烫发不染发,每三个月焗一次油。虽然脸不好看,但是头发好啊……[不好意思][不好意思]
[I have always is this brand of shampoo and conditioner, then a perm hair coloring, once every three months for oil. Although the face is not good, but good hair... [embarrassed] [embarrassed]]

大家好,我是凤姐。工作联系:shanghailuoyufeng@

Houson猴姆:
    【猴姆独家】影后娜塔莉·波特曼再度冲奥!全新力作《第一夫人》首曝先导预告片!本片聚焦美国前总统约翰·肯尼迪遇刺身亡的前四天时间里,发生在前第一夫人杰奎琳·肯尼迪身上的故事。娜塔莉就扮演杰奎琳夫人!该片在威尼斯电影节获最佳剧本!在多伦多电影节获站台单元最佳影片!波特曼的演技再度备受称
[The monkeys sole 】 winner Natalie portman rushed the again! New film first lady first revealed the forerunner trailer! The film focuses on former President John Kennedy was assassinated in the first four days, occur in the former first lady aristocracy (d-nv Kennedys story. Natalie would play lady Jacqueline! The film at the Venice film festival award for best screenplay. In the Toronto film festival best film platform unit! Portmans performance is called again]

这货就是【猴姆独家】!!!

一起神回复:
    #神回卧谈会# 帮粉丝问:第一次谈恋爱,男朋友牵我手亲我我就会全身发软,想晕掉……
[# # back to slumber will help fans asked god for the first time to fall in love, her boyfriend to hold my hand kiss me I will be the whole body soft, want to dizzy away...]

这里是神回复、高级黑、内涵淫才聚集地,请自觉投入你的节操。

口袋英语:
    Theres a difference between somebody who wants you and somebody who would do anything to keep you. 想得到你的人,和想尽一切办法留住你的人,是不同的。
[Theres a difference between somebody who wants you and somebody who order to do anything to keep you want to get your people, and want to do everything you can to keep your people, are different.]

唯美、实用、精彩英语大汇聚。我是你的贴身英语大口袋 !合作QQ:

我的电影图解:
    【年—年】经典恐怖片段画面大合集!可能你半生看过的恐怖片都在这里… 撸起袖管儿开看! tRpgea
[Large segments of the classic horror picture - years 】 【 collection! Could you read the half horror movies are all here... Rolled up their sleeves and open! tRpgea]

人生漫漫,道远兮。闲暇时我就是你的最佳伴侣,这里各种口味图解都有,Please 抱紧我!!!合作请私信或Q我:

李克勤:
    有時候,不一定要所有事情都看得清清楚楚的
[Sometimes, dont have to be all things to see clearly]

环球音乐榜:
    熬夜党福利。五分钟私信聊天时间,看心情回复,可以提意见,随意聊~
[Staying up late to the party. Five minutes direct messages to chat of time, see the mood reply, can advice, casual chat ~]

关注环球音乐榜微信号:hiyinyue,每晚和你一起听好歌。合作QQ: 投稿邮箱:hqyinyuebang@

中国日报:
    【纯正纽约客美国街头摊煎饼】老金煎饼刚刚荣获本年度纽约最佳餐车新秀奖。而在这里摊中国煎饼的老板,却是一个地地道道的纽约客。十八年前他来到中国学习,每天的早餐都是宿舍门前大爷大妈们摊的煎饼。十八年后,他把自己痴迷的中国食物带回了美国。 tRVsuR
[New Yorker pure American street stalls pancakes 】 【 laojin pancakes had just won the award for the New York best diners rookie of the year. But Chinese pancakes here the boss is a real New Yorker. Eighteen years before he came to China to study, breakfast is the dormitory of elderly men and women stand in front of the pancakes. Eighteen years later, his obsession with Chinese food back to the United States. tRVsuR]

《中国日报》是中国国家英文日报,作为中国了解世界、世界了解中国的重要窗口,是国内外高端人士首选的中国英文媒体。

可爱宠物中心:
    老婆,我来了
[Wife, Im coming]

这里是所有爱宠,爱心人士的集聚地,诚邀您来一起关注、爱护这些可爱的小动物!·····图片摘自网络,侵权删

你是大便啊:
    Jin&Ran❤️👫👫
[Jin&Ran❤️👫👫]

ins:ROLINAE 沟通障碍患者=͟͟͞͞( •̀д•́)

J1N-古着刺青:
    讨厌你趁我拉屎的时候坐在我腿上
[Hate you sit on my lap while I move bowels]

古着刺青特邀刷碗工

健身女王Miuo:
    【减脂餐参考】大概遵循一餐果蔬类占一半,剩下蛋白质和主食各占四分之一。早餐主食比例可以较高,调整到一半,果蔬和蛋白质各占四分之一。
[Reference 】 【 lose fat meal half probably follow a meal fruits and vegetables, protein and staple food one quarter left. Breakfast staple ratio can be high, adjust to a half, fruit and vegetable protein and one quarter.]

健身女王miuo健身健康指导,添加公众号:miuo(合作Q )

好物酱:
    来评论里放上一张你最好看的照片吧!
[To put in comments on a picture of you the best!!!!]

安利剁手好物的好物酱

德卡先生的信箱:
    “不爱人的话,日子也许会好过一点。”
[It is not love, the days may be better.]

想说的话 寄存在这里〔私信投递 · 匿名发布〕不欢迎没礼貌的人 GIF大多出自宫崎骏动画

无状态COOL_:
    不如点杯原味的....
这红豆
吸不出来..

[One little cup of plain... < br > the red bean < br > dont come out. The absorption.]

介绍完了,该你了。

这微博是个奇葩:
    卧槽,这设计好牛逼!tRVhKJ
[Oh my god, this design good cow force! tRVhKJ]

商业合作QQ:。加时请备注来意!奇葩哥的快乐生活,就是这么任性!

Luv_DC:
    Zayn无法入围格莱美最佳新人!原因是他不合评选要求。格莱美对最佳新人的评选要求是:“艺人在有效资格期内发行作品,并凭此首次获得公众的认可。” 显然Zayn不合要求,他在年就加入D,第二年发行了首专,很快D获得了歌迷的认可。Zayn是不能凭借这张solo专入围格莱美最佳新人。对此只能说遗憾。
[Zayn cannot be nominated for the grammy best newcomer! The reason is that he doesnt fit the selection requirements. Grammy for best newcomer selection requirement is artists in the effective qualification period distribution work, and won the recognition of the public. For the first time by this Zayn obviously undesirable, he join D in years, in the second year issued first designed, D won the recognition of fans soon. Zayn is not relying on this solo for the grammy for best newcomer. This can only say sorry.]

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九子丸子丸子:
    不必和不喜欢你的人做朋友。也不必和你不喜欢的人做敌人。人生苦短,终有一别,喜欢就陪伴,不喜欢就陌路,哪有时间纠缠。
[Dont have to, and people do not like your friend. Dont and you dont like people to do the enemy. Life is too short, dont one, like, dont like strangers, which have time.]

旧时光旅记:
    真正的失望不是怒骂,不是嚎啕大哭,也不是冲你发脾气,而是沉默不语,是你做什么我都觉得和我再也没有任何关系。
[Really disappointed not denounced, not cry, nor at you lost his temper, but is silent, is what you do and I feel I have no any relationship.]

再怎么说我也是个小清新☀

孕写真:
    【崔玉涛个婴儿护理绝招】熟悉崔玉涛的爸爸妈妈们都知道,他是一个非常复杂、用心、善良的育儿导师,他无数次强调,面对宝宝的各种护理问题,应该从本质入手,李小璐也找崔医生讨育儿经哦!(果断收藏吧)
[Familiar with Cui Yutao Cui Yutao a baby nursing trick 】 【 parents all know that he is a very complex, the heart, good parenting mentor, he emphasized many times and in the face of various nursing problems of the baby, should, from the perspective of the nature, li xiaolu cui find a doctor for child care! (decisive collection?)]

怀孕也要美美哒 @孕写真!淘宝店唯美妈咪韩国孕妇装

兔哥恩:
    点多被我姐安利一款麻将APP 悍我爸比妈咪四个人逞癞子到这个点 主要是输了居然要开红包 我一个本来要睡觉的人被叫来逞癞子输了还不给机会赢回来我现在怎么睡得着 嗯?[摊手]
[Points are my elder sister more amway a mahjong APP Katherine my daddy mommy show lazarillo DE tormes four to lost this point is to open a red envelope I was supposed to have sleeping man was called to a throng lazarillo DE tormes was not give chances to win back lost me how to sleep now Huh? [stand hand]]

我靠谱 你随意

蔚SW:
    居然半夜在嗨好心累[泪][泪][泪][泪][泪]
[Unexpectedly in the middle of the night in hi good tired [tears] [tears] [tears] [tears] [] of tears]

不停的奔跑但是跑错了(.)

嘟小霞:
    后片完成。一年多不摸钩针了⋯⋯
[After the completion. Dont touch the crochet... More than a year]

潜水

黑眼豆豆的麻麻:
    我也是醉了!
[I was drunk!]

做麻麻的日子辛苦且甜蜜着…

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