2016年10月20日星期四

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北美吐槽君:
    “美国鬼用我的手机开黄腔撩汉子”
[The ghost in my cell phone open cavity huang liao man]

吐槽请发私信;公众号kissmemouth【商务合作请联系tucaojun@dealmoon】

他予他梦:
    不要看不起任何一个人,也不要不懂装懂,更不要实际上没读书,出门却装作读过万卷书,要行万里路一样。小聪明可以耍,但是自己的实力还是要有,并且绝对不可以通过在别人面前贬低他人而抬高自己。世界很大,我们很小,要走的路很多,与其忙着嘴碎,还不如想想如何充实,成为更好的自己。
[Dont look down on anyone, and dont knows nothing but pretends to know, not to mention didnt actually read, go out but pretended to read thousands of books, to view the same. Wisdom can play, but will have their own strength, and absolutely cant raise themselves by belittling others in front of others. The path of the world is big, is very small, we have a lot of, busy with garrulous, it is better to think about how to enrich, become better myself.]

爱是两个人的事。公举平台:TYTM

一起神回复:
    #神回卧谈会# 如何委婉地向男朋友表达想要?
[# # god back to lie about how politely to show her boyfriend want to?]

这里是神回复、高级黑、内涵淫才聚集地,请自觉投入你的节操。

花泽美美:
    #床上周渝民粉丝投稿# 这位粉丝昨天刚被确诊为抑郁症,诊断结果为“当前高度自杀风险”,才岁,花样年华,也不知道她之前到底经历了什么,难过,希望大家能鼓励一下她[抱抱][心]
[Vic Chou fans contribute # # bed the fans yesterday has just been diagnosed with depression, the diagnosis for the current high suicide risk, age, mood, and I dont know what she had experienced, sad, hope everybody can give her [hug] [heart]]

一个让人吃惊的男子

刘惠璞_河马哥:
    今夜话题,我睡不着是因为………点赞多的送瓶大雪肌精!!反正我也睡不着!![怒骂]
[Tonight, I cant sleep because......... Thumb up more send bottle of snow muscle fine!! Anyway, I also can not sleep!!!!! [denounced]]

一只高贵优雅,血统纯正的人气蓝色大河马,有饭局请联系经纪人。

清华南都:
    来聊一聊,你有多久没有见过你最想见的那个人了。
[To talk about, how long have you been seen the man whom you most want to see.]

躬耕于清华的南方都市人,青年人必读的活百科全书,社会学播士、情感心理学砖家

橋本奈奈未:
    也没饭过别的偶像
这是第一次听到自己的推发表毕业
最开始以为会像本人说的那样不知哪一天突然写一篇博客就毕业了
而实际上以这种LIVE直播 一句一句讲出来
一下一下的铺垫着 却每一句都更加让人的绝望
而心中默念着最后会是假的 会有逆转
终于在最后一个字之前还拼命的找最后一点可能性
直到发表结束

[Ever meal other idol < br > this is the first time I heard graduation pushed published < br > will initially thought, as I said I dont know which day suddenly to write a blog will graduate < br > and, in fact in this LIVE broadcast tell it sentence by sentence < br > on the ground Each one is more let a person despair < br > heart weaves the finally is false will have reverse < br > before the last word is still desperately looking for a last possibility < br > published until the end]

乃木坂橋本奈々未粉丝微博

搞笑图片会:
    仿佛看到了小时候的自己!tRtdLEM
[Seem to see the childhood of yourself! tRtdLEM]

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可爱宠物中心:
    一起来欣赏下柯基宝宝Momo的面包屁屁吧,真是控制不住自己的爪子啊!ԅ(¯﹃¯ԅ)
[Together to enjoy the corgi baby Momo bread fart fart, is really unable to control his paw! ԅ (¯ ﹃ ¯ ԅ)]

这里是所有爱宠,爱心人士的集聚地,诚邀您来一起关注、爱护这些可爱的小动物!·····图片摘自网络,侵权删

李昊:
    #许魏洲生日快乐# 就像蛋糕上给你写的,做一个快乐的少年吧!
[Happy birthday # # Xu Wei state as written on the cake for you, do a happy boy!]

迪拜要饭的

纪凌尘chan:
    风继续吹
[The wind continued to blow]

On the road

圆子酱紫圆:
    橋本奈々未 毕业发表视频。

#桥本奈奈未##橋本奈々未# tRVorvp .

[Have not graduated from hashimoto nai 々 published video. < br > < br > # hashimoto nai nai not # # # nai 々 not tRVorvp hashimoto.]

◢₄₆ 【撮影&作曲&手品】〖数学講師〗Mili & supercell

二逼瓦西里:
    一起去人家里吃饭。。。。。。后来。。。。。。
[Go to eat people... Later......]

酒足饭饱勾二嫂:
    你知道什么很甜的故事?
[Do you know what a sweet story?]

正在前往高冷路上的K千足金纯逗逼!好了,就说这么多,多了装高冷就破功了。合作请私信或Q我:

禁止曝光:
    当父母见完我的大胃王女友后,鬼知道他们经历了什么。。。tRcHWSW
[When parents see after my big stomach king, his girlfriend, who knows what they had been through... tRcHWSW]

禁止曝光!!

Houson猴姆:
    【猴姆独家】大表哥Dan Stevens主演《X战警》衍生美剧《军团》第支预告片大首播!有新镜头!大表哥扮演X教授的儿子大群David Haller,他是个精分的变种人,预告里被问到他自认为可以用意念控制一切,(比他老爹高级哦)他还回答自我感觉很好。Jean Smart扮演的Melanie也再度现身!新镜头里似乎出现了
[Big monkeys sole 】 【 cousin Dan Stevens, starring x-men derivative TV drama legion with the first trailer for the big premiere! Have a new lens! Big cousin play professor X bunch of David, the son of Haller, he is a fine points of the mutant, trailer was asked if he thought can use mind control everything, (more than his father, a senior oh) he also feel very good answer. Jean Smart play Melanie also appeared again! New camera seems to be appeared]

这货就是【猴姆独家】!!!

我的女友爱囤货:
    阿玛尼家新出的小胖丁唇釉,一上市就成了大热门[摊手]
[Armanis new small fat butyl labial glair, became public hot [stand hand]]

一个爱囤囤囤又经常吃土的少女 约吗?💄公 众 号IDthj

梁烈唯326:
    還在工作的爸爸,因為有妳和媽媽才有無窮的力量呢!
#記得每天都要笑著過##每天都期待著妳的到來##上帝早已预备[音乐]##滿滿的愛#
😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘

[Dad is working, because have you and mom to have infinite strength!
#记得每天都要笑著过##每天都期待著妳的到来##上帝早已预备[音乐]##满满的爱#
😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘]


🇨🇳我是中國人 🇨🇳龍的傳人🇨🇳

韩国me2day:
    【naver blog】#防弹少年团# 这一波撒娇!我很满足!!![舔屏](cr.logo)
[【 】 naver blog # # bulletproof youth club doll herself up for the wave! I am very satisfied!!!!!! [lick screen] (cr) logo)]

联系邮箱 meday@qq *与韩国媒体同步的全方位韩流报道,了解韩流的最佳窗口!!!*

痒气美少女:
    外国一位小哥用木头做的“钻戒”....所以说没钱就要手艺好,不怕撩不到妹子
[Foreign a little elder brother made of wood, diamond ring... So no money will be good workmanship, not afraid of liao less than his sister]

我就是我,颜 射 不一样的我!!广告合作QQ联系:

人民网:
    塑料瓶的神奇变身,看完有点小惊喜,感觉可以试试,新技能get~(转)
[Plastic bottles of magic transformation, watching a little little surprise, feeling can have a try, a new skill get ~ (turn)]

报道全球 传播中国

每日笑话微博:
    人生的九大骗局,卧槽!你中了几个?
[Lifes nine big scam, oh, my gosh! A few of you?]

新浪热门微博-笑话榜专家成员,每日分享热门笑话、趣图、搞笑段子,让您开心一笑!部分内容原创或改编,部分内容源于网络,如侵权请私信联系,谢谢。

坏男人日志:
    每一次的跌倒后重新站起来 都会让人变得愈发坚强 生活 一半是回忆 一半是继续
[Every time after the fall of stand up again Can let a person has become increasingly strong Half life is half memory is to continue]

别站在你的角度看我 我怕你看不懂……因为我是混蛋 你又在看我微博。合作QQ

电影派Mr:
    #派爷带你看电影#【分享九部末日电影】丧尸、吸血鬼、病毒、恐惧等 各种都有 包你看个过瘾[二哈]
[# # to send ye take you watch movie share nine the end of the movie zombie and vampire, virus, fear has a package you see manga ,]

微博电影解说原创视频博主 合作推广 请+Q

电影社长:
    小白兔吃樱桃,卧槽,场面好血腥。。。[笑cry]tRGHKXQB
[The small white rabbit eat cherry, oh my god, very bloody scenes... [laughing cry] tRGHKXQB]

每日更新各类电影资源~

D姑娘早安:
    Doura Croft《古船丽影》[冰川时代迪亚哥]
[Doura Croft sets raider [ice age django]]

长得像林黛玉的孙二娘

调色匠:
    “其实你过的还不错 只是矫情让你觉得自己很难过”
[In fact you have is good Just melodramatic make you feel very sad]

每日分享照片调色教程,谢谢你的关注~

大妹妹菁菁:
    一年有三百六十五个日出,每一个日出都照不进你眼皮的最深处,三百六十五个深不见底的祝福,给洲。
[Are there in a year, three hundred and sixty-five, every sunrise as the deepest not into your eyelids, three hundred and sixty-five bottomless blessing, to the state.]

下等人,小地方人,野蛮人,恶魔,不讲理,能不关注就别关注。

365个旅行攻略:
    蔓越莓的收获季到了。列治文东区的蔓越莓收获现场,色彩鲜艳,赏心悦目。
[Cranberry harvest season arrived. Richmond east cranberry harvest scene, colourful, feast for the eyes.]

۩۞۩不一样的梦想,不一样的旅行,不一样的人生。你又在看我微博。

纯良叫兽:
    卧槽!铲屎官半夜醒来,发现喵主子竟然就这么静静的趴在蚊帐上看他……差点就吓尿了![喵喵]
[Oh, my gosh! Shovel excrement officer woke up in the middle of the night, find meow master so quietly lying on bed nets on him... Almost frighten urine! [meow]]

关注叫兽 脱离单身 每天好心情 (^o^) YES!搜索公众VX她漫画【biaojie】我会一直陪伴你推广合作加QQ:

MusicWars:
    打心眼里不相信会被爱
[Really do not believe that will be loved]

娱乐评论

米娜:
    花的嫁衣丨日本婚纱品牌Stella de libero。
[Spend a prospective 丨 Japanese wedding dress brand Stella DE libero.]

《米娜》是倡导自然无造作流行的杂志,提倡日常生活中的实用搭配,自然自信的生活态度。米娜时尚网 mina

写给前任的999封情书:
    世界看似热闹,你我其实孤独。很多没说出口的话,可能才是我们最想说的。沉默不可怕,沉没最可怕。希望每一次路过,我们不说,你都能懂。tRciPKJ
[The world seems to be busy, you I really lonely. Many didnt say, may be we want to say. Silence is not terrible, the most terrible sinking. Hope every time pass by, we do not say, you can understand. tRciPKJ]

你不是公主 你是会哭泣的鱼儿。投稿合作 QQ

烧死情侣:
    做过什么后悔的事?
[Do any regret?]

都他妈给我分手!微博知名劝分不劝和博主。

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