“说男友一言不合就写打油诗的那位，你真的不是一个人！”
[Said a word to her boyfriend doesnt just write a doggerel that, you really isnt a person!]
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德卡先生的信箱：“每次磨平冲动或忍受煎熬时，要喝很多的酒，要熬很多的夜，要听很多的歌，要走很多的路，然后再睡很多的觉，那种用力把自己睡晕了的觉，然后再起床，假装什么事都没发生，像个很成熟的人一样掩盖所有情绪好好生活。”
[Every time smooth impulse or suffering, to drink a lot of wine, to endure a lot of, want to listen to a lot of songs, to go a lot of road, and then a lot of sleep, dizzy of that kind of hard to sleep, then get up and pretend nothing had happened, like a very mature people hide all emotions have a good life.]
想说的话 寄存在这里〔私信投递 · 匿名发布〕不欢迎没礼貌的人 GIF大多出自宫崎骏动画
人民网：最近一个很火的演讲，教你如何在六个月内学会一门外语。[赞]时间较长，建议先马再看！tRUdehd （转）
[Recently a speech to the fire, to teach you how to learn a foreign language in six months. [who] for a long time, it is recommended that the first horse again look! TRUdehd (turn)]
报道全球 传播中国
杰克波比：这个点有失眠的吗？因为什么睡不着？
[This point has insomnia? Because cant sleep?]
喜剧编剧，作品《屌丝男士》等，看段子请点原创。
大冰：+
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野生作家二流主持人民谣歌手的一块上马石老背包客不敬业的酒吧掌柜油画科班手鼓艺人业余皮匠西藏控资深丽江混混重症失眠患者禅宗临济弟子
青山周平：没想到来欧洲要喝这么多日本清酒……
[I didnt expect to Europe to drink so much sake...]
建筑设计师、B.L.U.E.建筑设计事务所主持建筑师、北方工业大学建筑与艺术学院讲师、清华大学建筑学院博士生
陈法拉：Biking around. #fall #newyork #westvillage #biking #紐約 #自行車 #katespade @katespadeny tRVIcbCL
[Biking around . fall # # # # # Biking newyork westvillage鞋带约#自行车katespadeny tRVIcbCL katespade @ #]
苦不盡 甘常在
王平仲：在上海陪伴在身邊一路走來最後一位朋友（可能也是唯一的朋友）也要離開了。當年初來上海認識的許多朋友們陸陸續續在結婚後，尤其是有了孩子後開始認真思考孩子的未來，最後的選擇似乎都只有一條唯一的路離開。今晚很感傷，離別總是心痛的，這年的情感是人生中美好的記憶。願平安、快樂！
[In Shanghai with a friend go all the way around the last (and possibly only friend) will leave. Had met many friends coming to Shanghai in the early after the marriage, especially when they have children began to think seriously about our childrens future, the final choice seems to be only one the only way to leave. Tonight is very sad, parting is always heartache, this years emotion is life the good memories. May peace, happiness!]
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花泽美美：#我的床上读物# “结还是不结？让女方出戒指办席钱有错？”
[# # my bed reading produce or not produce? Let the woman out of the ring do mat money is wrong?]
一个让人吃惊的男子
全球幽默搞笑首榜：有没有人和我一样，莫名的爽？ tRVtEBp
[Is there and I, strange? tRVtEBp]
生活中总有一些事情心烦.烦恼.情绪的问题..不管你怎么不开心生活还是一样过。所以关注我。。不管你开不开心都要从新起来~
仲尼Johnny：此时此刻的我，最想吃岐山哨子面，你呢？
[At this moment, I most like to eat zones whistle, and you?]
既然这样，不如来拼套路咯？
思想聚焦：欢迎你来。
[Welcome you to come.]
成长，就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程！QQ ，微信号：sixiangjujiao-weixin
王君馨GraceWong：終於到家了... [困][困][困] #超时空男臣##汪以珊##郭倩#
[Finally came home... [trapped] [trapped] [trapped] # chrono male I # # wang to bashan # # # Guo Qian]
香港TVB藝人。有關工作請聯絡TVB經理人：Veronica 微訊 Bleusapphire Tel + Email Veronica.ng@tvb.hk
我的电影图解：沈腾，马丽的超人气的小品《个祝福》，卧槽，这个我给满分，实在太搞笑了[笑cry]tRVqWdpo
[Shen Teng, Marys wildly popular comedy a blessing, oh, this I give out, its funny to laugh cry tRVqWdpo]
人生漫漫，道远兮。闲暇时我就是你的最佳伴侣，这里各种口味图解都有，Please 抱紧我！！！合作请私信或Q我：
暴牙三叔：如果离婚了，你选择要孩子还是房子？你的选择是？tRVzVKyb
[If divorced, you choose to have children or a house? What is your choice? tRVzVKyb]
我羡慕我有一口好牙
阅读小镇：人最强大的时候，不是坚持的时候，而是放下的时候。当你选择腾空双手，还有谁能从你手中夺走什么！多少人在哀叹命运无可奈何之际，却忘了世上最强悍的三个字是：不在乎！
[One of the most powerful, not insist, but put it down. When you choose to empty hands, who else can take from you what! How many people in the helpless lamented fate, forget about the worlds most powerful is three words dont care!]
作家，今于静谧的小镇停留，读书写作▼合作请私信
一句话一段情一生守候：从没觉得得不到的是最好的 一直觉得得不到的东西不要也罢 不属于自己的再好又有什么用 好好珍惜眼前所拥有的就足够了
[Never think you cannot get is the best of always thought that cant get dont let it be Do not belong to his own again good again have what use Cherish the present have is enough]
有没有那么一句话，会让你突然想起我？
黄健翔：这座早就该来过，以为不会再来的球场，今天终于来了。人生真奇妙。感谢足球。
[This should have been to that pitch will not come again, today finally arrived. Life is really wonderful. Thank you for football.]
无良媒以接欢兮，托微博而通辞——我就是黄老邪
幽默段王爷：网友出游时记录下两位老人的对话——爷爷：“等他们走了我给你拍照”，奶奶：“嗯”；爷爷：“他们走开了，你去站那儿。慢点儿，别摔着！”；奶奶：“这样站可以吗？”爷爷：“特别好看” 好暖，这是你心中爱情的样子吗？
[Record the two old people when you travel by the dialogue -- grandpa when they go I give you take pictures, grandma well; Grandpa they walked away, you go to stand there. Slowly, dont hurt too much! ; Grandma it can stand? Grandpa pretty good warm, so this is how you love in your heart?]
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芯話：女人是水，你用度遇见她，她即刻成冰。你用度爱她，她才会立即沸腾。所以，你女人的温度就是你对她的度数，冷暖你自知。
[Women are clean water, they wore you meet her, she instantly into ice. You love she wore, she will immediately boiling. So, your womans temperature is your prescription for her, you know.]
关注芯话。句句说到心坎，句句是心声！投稿合作QQ：
搭配师张闯：心本身不大，千万不要背负太多，背着昨天追赶明天，会累坏了每一个当下，昨天的纠结，只会囚禁你的今天和明天。人生，一定要学会释放！
[The heart itself is not big, dont carry too much, carry yesterday after tomorrow, every moment will be very tired, the tangle of yesterday, will only imprisoned you today and tomorrow. Life, must learn to let go!]
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纯良叫兽：以后结婚了就买这个床，睡不着的时候还可以打架[doge][喵喵]
[Later married buy this bed, sleep also can fight [doge] [meow]]
关注叫兽 脱离单身 每天好心情 (^o^) YES!搜索公众VX她漫画【biaojie】我会一直陪伴你推广合作加QQ：
宫崎骏漫画全集：不懂时，别乱说。懂得时，别多说。心乱时，慢慢说。没话时，就别说。
[Dont understand, dont blather. Understand, dont say more. Discomposure, slowly said. No words, just dont say.]
每一个，每一个角落都充满着惊喜，每一扇窗户都诉说着动人的（合作QQ：）
Cassie陈萌萌：你宠我如初，我爱你到老。
[You spoil me again, I love you to the old.]
我是BBSの︱机器猫阿萌◇..我是爱败妈妈のCassie萌.. 阿萌的店：tct-family.taobao
掏心話_：没有安全感的孩子 很爱音乐 非常怕黑 却习惯晚睡
[Insecure children love music very much Very afraid of the dark Is used to sleeping late]
每张图片背后都有一个故事 愿你我都会被温柔以待。
大欧洲吐槽君：“大师说我这两年桃花最旺，和她走不过三十岁的话我就没有桃花了”
[Said the master my peach blossom of the most popular over the past two years, and shes years away but I havent the peach blossom]
北美吐槽君旗下频道，专接欧洲吐槽。请发到tucao@mail.dealmoon 绝对保密。 公众号：ouzhoutucao
黄健翔：威斯特法伦球场。 tRVIccRW .
[Westfalen stadium. TRVIccRW.]
无良媒以接欢兮，托微博而通辞——我就是黄老邪
米娜：你是不是也这样：每隔一段时间就习惯性崩溃又习惯性自愈，好像在为生活制造悬念和波澜。（转）
[Do you also like this every once in a while he habitually collapse and habitual self-healing, as if in suspense for the life and stir. (turn)]
《米娜》是倡导自然无造作流行的杂志，提倡日常生活中的实用搭配，自然自信的生活态度。米娜时尚网 mina
写给前任的999封情书：原来我们有好多好多时光没有共享 原来这世上有好多好多路不会由一个人陪你走完 就像烧得深海都亮的水母 除了光芒 都是黑夜
[Originally we have a lot of a lot of time not to be Shared Originally this world there are so many road not by a person to accompany you through Like to deep-sea jellyfish are brighter In addition to light the night]
你不是公主 你是会哭泣的鱼儿。投稿合作 QQ
痒气美少女：这特么一下就尴尬了…[笑cry]tRVcAOW
[This, yao just embarrassing... [laughing cry] tRVcAOW]
我就是我，颜 射 不一样的我！！广告合作QQ联系：
姬霄：人近三十，越发爱笑。不平事，腌臜心，五脏六腑浑然一气。平日里说不得的鬼话，暗搓搓的私心，那些对你毫无理由的包庇，造作刻意的惦记。一说出口就矫情又失礼，万不如埋进笑意里，假装外表愚钝的爱慕。
[Nearly people, more love to laugh. Rough and dirty heart, intestines and unaware. Daily hard nonsense, dark rub the selfishness, the harbor, for no reason for you made conscious thinking. Utters it was melodramatic and disrespectful, than buried in smile, pretend to love looks dull.]
你从来只会大冒险，没有讲过真心话。
汪星人日记：这两只狗狗技能太流弊了，你们感受一下。 [doge] #汪星人日记#tRVycfki
[The two dogs skills too evils, you feel. [doge] # Wang Xing # tRVycfki diary]
把你所有的心事都告诉我，我虽然不会说，但我听得懂。
我是种草囤货菌：女生，如何在爱美这件事上不花冤枉钱？
[Girl, how to dont waste money on beauty it?]
我是种草囤货菌 (｡･ω･) 拔草不吃土，省钱囤好货！ (•́ ₃ •̀)投稿合作联系联系QQ：
东北大鹌鹑：这个版本艾希的伤害再次被削弱，但是减速效果增强了些，前期由于AQ连招不能释放，故前几及对线会略微虚弱一些，这个版本由于暴击提供的减速值大幅度增强，所以前期想顺利滚雪球暴击为第一要务，当然作为ADC 攻击必不可少 ，所以这个版本较上个版本而言，出装顺序会有些变化，大体依然类似！
[This version of the athey hurt again be weakened, but slowing effect enhancement, early because of AQ LianZhao cannot be released, so the previous and the line will be slightly weak, this version because of crit with slow value increased dramatically, so early want to smooth snowball crit as the first priority, and, of course, as the ADC is essential to attack, so this version is the last version, the order will be a little change, still roughly similar!]
斗鱼 东北大鹌鹑
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