2016年10月10日星期一

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北美吐槽君:
    我房间里是不是有什么“东西”?
[What are the stuff in my room?]

吐槽请发私信;公众号kissmemouth【商务合作请联系tucaojun@dealmoon】

国民老岳父公:
    到家了,看到他们才感觉到自己的存在,撕家来大姨妈了[二哈][二哈][二哈][二哈]又是一场腥风血雨即将上演[二哈]
[Home, see they feel their presence, tore the home to the big aunt [two ha] [two ha] [two ha] [two ha] another former upcoming ,]

微博第一尴尬段子手的工作邮箱@qq

BTS_ChicChicy:
    #防弹少年团##Wings# 韓國時間四點 melon实时音源顺位 全部 前位 然後fire 位!!!!太驚人了
[# # # bulletproof youth club Wings# South Korea time melon real-time audio source line to all before at four o clock Then the fire!!!!!!!!!! Too amazing]

你有我的蝴蝶

人民网:
    分享一只超爱刨洞的二哈,刨完这一副岁月静好的样子……你咋不上天呢[哈哈]@英国那些事儿
[Share a love of digging hole, dig out the appearance years static good... Why dont you go to heavenha ha @ those thing in Britain]

报道全球 传播中国

沫沫不是小妈是老公:
    刚才又发错号了!哈哈哈哈 来波儿花絮yeahyeah tRVySBzj .
[Just sent wrong number again! Ha ha ha ha to wave son tidbits yeahyeah tRVySBzj.]

一个在朝阳边吃瓜边看兰博的群众

我们天生偏执狂:
    如果你离婚了你是要孩子还是要房子?男人的回答让人吃惊!送给女孩子的话:据说你太喜欢一个人,就会失去辨别真情假意的能力。如果你要嫁给一个人,等他把房子车子钥匙摆在你面前再感动。这个世界唯一靠得住的,永远是自己。共勉[心] tRVzBGTB
[If you got a divorce you want children or a house? The mans answer surprise! For girls it is said that you love a person, will lose the ability to discern the truth for a pretence. If you want to marry a man, he put the car keys again before you moved house. This world is the only good, forever is yourself. [heart] tRVzBGTB]

生来偏执 如何折衷________工作交流请联系QQ

罗玉凤:
    在路边摘了一个小苹果,咬了半天咬不动。这主人也坑人,要是在树上挂一块“苹果太硬,请勿采摘”的牌子多好呀……
[On the side of the road picked a small apple, eat half a day. If the host is also cheating, hang in a tree a piece of the apple is too hard, do not pick the brand more good ah...]

大家好,我是凤姐。工作联系:shanghailuoyufeng@

银教授:
    这……该怎么吐槽
[This...... How to ridicule]

先别取关,万一好笑呢?信公众号yinjiaoshou

痒气美少女:
    能在你人生处于低谷时拉你一把的人是朋友
能拉你几把是女朋友

[Can pull you when your life is directly a person is a friend < br > a few who reaches for your hand is my girlfriend]

我就是我,颜 射 不一样的我!!广告合作QQ联系:

芥末咖喱酱丶:
    没睡的来打卡!
[Didnt sleep in!]

属性男 | 新疆人 | 爱燕姿 | 混合 夏油冬干

劉家凱:
    The happy in summer, the happy ending. Thank you for everyone.
[夏天的快乐,快乐的结局。谢谢你的每一个人。]

從你的選擇可以看出你的樣子。

王村村的小号:
    这一句你们一定要记住:
不知何处雨,已觉此间凉。
看到很久了,不知道出处,但是出于嫉妒,我也不想知道出处,写得太他妈好了。

[This sentence you must remember < br > I dont know where the rain, has the cold here. < br > see for a long time, dont know the source, but out of envy, I also dont want to know the source, write too fucking good.]

王村村

我的电影图解:
    电影《一天》的泪奔剪辑《A New Day Has Come》。这么多年,这么多人经过我的生活,可为什么偏偏是你,看起来好像最应该是过客的你,在我心中占据了这么重的地位。tRLlGwf
[Film A Day of tears editing A New Day Has last Come . For so many years, so many people through my life, but why are you, looks like the most should is passing you, in my heart occupied such a heavy position. tRLlGwf]

人生漫漫,道远兮。闲暇时我就是你的最佳伴侣,这里各种口味图解都有,Please 抱紧我!!!合作请私信或Q我:

一句正能量的话:
    一个人不管有多少心烦事,都不要把这些不好的情绪带给与此不相关的人,他们没有义务承担你的痛苦。遇到困难,一定要自己努力去寻求方法解决,没有人会对你的痛苦感同身受,你必须要自己去化解,没有什么过不去的,你要做自己最坚强的后盾。
[A person no matter how many upset, dont bring the bad mood to the unrelated people, they have no obligation to bear the pain. Meet with difficulties, must oneself effort to seek solution, no one will be for your pain, you must to resolve, nothing can not pass, you want to be your most strong backing.]

每早一句正能量的话,治愈一整天。合作加QQ:,备明来意

扎头发很简单YOU:
    厉害了我的姐!强行洗脑……听得我差点就去买了[二哈]tRVyIoA
[Much my two! To brainwash... Listen I almost went to buy two ha tRVyIoA]

每天更新头发新知识、遇到问题可以私信我~QQ联系:

写给前任的999封情书:
    你一定要相信,
没有到不了的明天,
总有人熬夜陪你,
下雨接你,
说我爱你。[心]

[You must believe, < br > no to too tomorrow, total somebody stay up with you, < br > < br > you from the rain, < br > I love you. [heart]]

你不是公主 你是会哭泣的鱼儿。投稿合作 QQ

DIY设计家居菌:
    外国跑酷达人第一视角神还原丧尸片里的大逃亡!以前有个朋友也这么玩,现在过得很幸福,一日三餐都有人喂[doge]tRcbKKmh
[Foreign parkours first view god restores zombies in great escape! Used to have a friend to play, so happy now, someone feed [doge] tRcbKKmh three square meals a day]

家居砖家一枚,设计五彩人生,么么哒(*  ̄)(ε ̄ *)

各国美食学起来YOU:
    吃货的天赋之一:自己种菜。。。。种水果治种病,一种蔬菜多一份维C tRVhKvT
[Version of the one of talent their food... Kind of fruit to cure disease, a vegetable more vitamin C tRVhKvT]

国美食,统统喜欢!请关注@各国美食学起来YOU >>>素材来源互联网,旨在分享

起小点:
    还好我够重 不然就被吹飞了!正在前往赛场[耶]im加油,逆风前行!@iMAY电子竞技俱乐部 tRVUSvMK .
[Ok I weighed Or it was blown fly! Heading to the field [and] im refueling, forward against the wind! @ iMAY tRVUSvMK e-sports club.]

路还长,好好做视频!要事联系qxd@startor

顶尖健身课堂:
    【分钟徒手减手臂[耶]一周告别拜拜肉的有效运动】一套动作,度全方位减手臂[good]每个动作的次数视频里面都有标注。健身达人推荐,坚持一周就告别拜拜肉,好教程不多说,拿去练一周试试![来]tRVeOW
[The minute hand arm [and] reduction farewell bye the effective movement of meat a week 】 a set of actions, all-round arms reduction [good] every movement of the number of video has marked inside. Recommended fitness guru, and insist on a week leave bye bye meat, not much said, good tutorial and try to practice a week! [to] tRVeOW]

顶尖健身课堂,来自中日韩欧美等最热门的健身教程,专业的教练指导,总有一款适合你!

Raincoat7:
    布拉格夜景,很美人也很多[笑cry][笑cry][笑cry]
[Prague at night, very beauty also many [laugh cry] [laugh cry] [laugh cry]]

后大龄女青年生活琐事记录 充满感恩地过每一天

阅读小镇:
    “但她比你们全部加起来还重要,因为我给她浇过水,盖过玻璃罩。因为我为她挡过风。因为我倾听过她的抱怨和吹嘘,甚至有时候也倾听过她的沉默。因为她是我的玫瑰。”
[But she is more important than you all together, because I gave her a watered, over the glass. Because I have been for her to block the wind. Because I heard her complain and boasting, sometimes even heard her silence. Because she is my rose.]

作家,今于静谧的小镇停留,读书写作▼合作请私信

钱小佳威武霸气帅:
    风里雨里,钱小佳直播陪你们,祝所有人一切顺利,我也一样。
[Wind in the rain, Qian Xiaojia live with you, I hope everything goes well with all people, so do I.]

一名神秘的斗鱼主播,直播间号

大牛奶不喝牛奶:
    二哈,听我一句劝,这真的不是奶![笑cry]
[A advised two ha, listen to me, this really isnt milk! [laughing cry]]

吾生所愿 -- 养条狗,抱只猫,再养只鸟,狗追猫,猫扑鸟,鸟逗猫……现世安稳,岁月静好。

选择中医__董洪涛:
    茯苓味淡,能健运土气,有渗湿化浊之功,最有助于养生。慈禧太后常用的养生食疗中第一味即是茯苓。我们若吃太多油腻、粘滑食物,容易内生湿浊,吃点茯苓即可化去。淡味入土,可建中气。声色犬马、膏粱厚味,这些感官的刺激往往只是瞬间的快感,类似于毒品,真正的养生,只在于平淡,淡中方有真滋味。
[Example, poria cocos taste light, can the healthy has ooze of wetting turbidity, most helps to preserve ones health. Empress dowager common health diet in the first blindly is poria cocos. If we eat too much stodge, stick-slip, easy to endogenous dampness, eat poria cocos can go. Mild soil, can build gas. Debauchery total, rich mens thick flavour, these sensory stimulation is often just the moment of pleasure, similar to the drug, the real health, only is plain, China there really taste.]

《选择中医》作者。创建南宁选择中医工作室。勤于临证,为推广中医而不懈努力。上海中医药大学医学博士。

老中医健康养生:
    【一晚不睡觉 等于脑震荡一次】瑞典乌普萨拉大学研究发现,如果一晚没睡,大脑发生的变化就像头部遭重击。一夜不睡,脑部的化学物烯醇化酶和S-B分泌增加,如同脑震荡等疾病导致的大脑受损症状。研究者认为,睡眠不足会令脑组织受损,还可能引发疼痛、心脏病等,一晚睡不足小时,次日智商会下降。
[A night without sleep Is equal to a concussion 】 at uppsala university in Sweden study found that if a night didnt sleep, the brain changes like a blow to the head. Dont sleep for a night, the brain chemicals enolization enzyme and S - B secretion to increase, as a concussion symptoms caused by diseases such as brain damage. Researchers believe that lack of sleep can make brain tissue damage, may also cause pain, heart disease, such as insufficient hours sleep a night, the next day, IQ will decline.]

——轻松养生、你也可以做一个健康的人。投稿合作QQ

吃货爱做饭:
    手上有这条线能被宠爱一生!你有吗?
[Have the line can be spoiled life!!! Do you have?]

拴住TA的胃,留住TA的心,就关注@吃货爱做饭。合作请私信

芯話:
    你有佳人陪你走,我独拥浊风烈酒。愿漂泊的人都有酒喝,愿孤独的人都会唱歌。敬你一杯酒,从此朝前走,往事不回头,未来不将就,我干杯,你随意。
[Do you have a beauty to accompany you to go, I only hold turbid wind spirits. Vagrancy has wine to drink, and lonely people are singing. Respect you a glass of wine, then move forward, the past does not return, the future is not on, I drink a toast, you optional.]

关注芯话。句句说到心坎,句句是心声!投稿合作QQ:

家常美食精选:
    分享一组神清气爽的图片,造福首页!密集恐惧症患者就表看了~
[Share a set of refreshed images, benefit the home page! Just watch the ~ dense phobia patients]

我是一个吃货~你懂的!投稿合作QQ

漫画插画集:
    你多学一样本事,就少说一句求人的话,拥有独立的人格,懂得照顾好自己,而事事想得太多会毁了你,你总顾及别人,那谁来顾及你呢?
[As you learn more skill, saying that one less, has an independent personality, understand take good care of yourself, and always think too much, will ruin you, you always care about others, then who will take care of you?]

每天更新最精彩的漫画,关注我有好运♥

小童小童:
    大老远来看博物馆,凄风苦雨让人在门口等半天不说,居然还收钱,太过分了[右哼哼]
[Big from afar to see the museum, the headwinds to let a person at the door waiting for half a day, incredibly still accept money, too much [right hem]]

秋月亭亭:
    米其林三星餐厅,不枉我们等了近一个小时😋😋我对法餐有了全新的认识[愉快]虽然只有法文菜单,但硕仔爸也能handle,跟着硕仔爸真是省心🍾️🍾️
[米其林三星餐厅,不枉我们等了近一个小时😋😋我对法餐有了全新的认识[愉快]虽然只有法文菜单,但硕仔爸也能handle,跟着硕仔爸真是省心🍾️🍾️]

有的时候,阳光很温暖,让我觉得一辈子都太过漫长~~#迢迢新秋夕,亭亭月将圆#

三年后lan:
    晚安,
十月已经过去三分之一
我才上三天班[污] ,自己都不好意思看了
收入跌的太厉害了,你得努力的啊,
你说十月给自己定了多少的目标?
以这种情况来看 十月能挣一万就烧高香了[白眼]
你有没有点志气啊?最低也要一万五🤓

自问自答,我喜欢

[Good night, have passed a third < br > < br > October days before I [pollution], are embarrassed to see < br > income fall too much, you have to work ah, < br > you say October make how many goals? < br > in this case October could make ten thousand ecstatic [eyes] < br > do you have any point ambition? 最低也要一万五🤓

自问自答,我喜欢]


宁缺勿滥,也不滥竽充数

酒足饭饱勾二嫂:
    小明和小伙伴们的那些事,卧槽,笑死了。。。[笑cry]tRVLbyIB
[Xiao Ming and friends that, oh my god, died laughing... [laughing cry] tRVLbyIB]

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