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新路有痕：
#俺们村的丰收# 表哥是上过“老山”的老兵，临退休时，承包了一片海塘和一块山地，养了一群鸡鸭。国庆节，小聚，自产原生态产品，大份的上。上酒，举杯！
[Harvest # # the ans village, my cousin is a veteran of the old, on the near retirement, the contracts for a piece of seawall and a mountain, has a group of chickens and ducks. The National Day, to enjoy its original products, large. Wine, a toast!]

爱国、爱家、爱生活…放牛、教书、扛过枪…

P哥出品：
哈哈哈哈哈！要说整人节目，岛国的简直毫无节操[哆啦A梦微笑]tRLSCGQd
[Ha ha ha ha ha! Program, as their say on their island no moral integrity [doraemon smile] tRLSCGQd]

P哥有态度！P哥有姿势！P哥有节操！

银川交警：
#我和我的祖国##国庆我在岗# 今天是祖国母亲的生日，从清晨到日暮，银川交警的身影跃动在繁华商圈、处警现场、旅游景区、街头巷尾、国道省道……为您送去平安和祝福，为祖国母亲献上一份生日的礼物！
[# # # I and my country National Day I on-the-job # today is mothers birthday of the motherland, from dawn to sunset, living in the bustling commercial circle, the figure of yinchuan police ChuJing scene, scenic spots, the streets national highway, provincial highway... For peace and blessing sent to you, give mother a birthday gift!]

银川交警为银川市公安局交通警察分局（支队）开办的官方微博，欢迎广大网友向我们提出宝贵意见和建议，与我们携手并肩努力创造安全、畅通、文明、和…

全球流行风尚：
不断变换的烟花折纸教程，成品超美tRtGxT
[Changing the fireworks origami tutorial, finished the tRtGxT babe]

Q微博内最大的时尚、潮流集聚地，每天播报时尚、潮流信息，欢迎猛点关注合作QQ

短视频梦工厂：
这就是传说中的吃不了兜着走，梦想再大，嘴巴都能塞得下[哈哈][哈哈][哈哈] tRcDYADu
[This is the legendary prostrate, dream again big, the mouth can fit under (ha ha)ha ha ha ha tRcDYADu]

搜集网络爆笑视频分享给大家～～有搞笑的视频可以私信我哦～～

全球经典音乐：
毕业于加拿大皇家音乐学院的Ryran，曾是该校音乐系教授。年独女和妻子因车祸丧生，自此彻底奔溃，放弃工作，开始流浪…这是他在路边一个公用钢琴上弹下的自创乐曲，仿佛将近二十年的思念流淌进音符里…看的我眼泪都下来了！[泪] tRcqovFU
[Graduated from Canada Ryran at the royal college of music, who is a professor at the school music. Years only daughter and wife died because of car accident, since then thoroughly collapse, giving up her job and began to stray... This is he on the side of the road a public sector under the piano music, as if almost years, miss flowed into the note... See my tears came down! [in] tRcqovFU]

.奉献全球经典音乐。。。music music music！合作请加Q：

喵星人的喵星球：
晚安，小可爱们[哆啦A梦花心]tRcdTzEw
[Good night, the little cute tRcdTzEw [doraemon flower heart]]

做一只，有态度的喵星人。微信号：lovecatfun

可爱宠物中心：
底盘低，输得也慢一点……慢一点……一点……点…… tRcDKgo .
[Chassis is low, also slowly lose... Slow down a little... A little bit... Point... TRcDKgo.]

这里是所有爱宠，爱心人士的集聚地，诚邀您来一起关注、爱护这些可爱的小动物！·····图片摘自网络,侵权删

笑话趣图大百科：
主人假装要打女儿，可把萨摩耶急坏了，实力保护！喵大爷：一群智障[摊手]tRceBrG
[Master pretend to play the daughter, can put the samoyeds urgent is broken, power protection! Meow the big ye a group of mentally handicapped tRceBrG [stand hand]]

qq每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎私信合作，投稿）

周将：
△
《三行情书》

想一个人是无耻的吗
你看
我正在无耻

-周将
[Delta three quotations book think a person is shameless? you see Im shameless - weeks]

合作QQ：

请你给我来信：
“希望你是一个很酷的人，爱不到的就不爱了。”
[I hope you are a cool person, not to love you no longer love.]

“私信投稿，选择匿名的方式发布。”

小刘小粒赵大喜：
今天因为有拍摄所以也是匆忙了点
争取越做越好，好好玩下每个单品
学着更加细致的经营自己
[爱你]祝福祖国妈妈生日快乐
我们都会越来越棒
[Because there are filming today So is the hurry try to do better, the more fun under each item to learn more detailed operating their own love you [] happy birthday wish the motherland mother we will be better and better]

淘宝店大喜自制 zhaoyandaxi.taobao 微信公众帐号：daxizhaoyan

英国报姐：
澳洲袋鼠孤儿院Alice Springs，爸爸在做饭，一只小袋鼠不停抱住爸爸的腿。。急吼吼的tRcDsif
[Australian kangaroo orphanage in Alice Springs, dad is cooking, a baby kangaroo kept hold my dads leg.). Urgent tRcDsif woo hoo]

订阅号：ukuk,国外各种好玩哒，我啥都发~【注：玻璃心，喜释梗，广告狗

皓伦王明川：
刘若英：得体，是女人一生最高的境界！荐读～#皓伦王明川#
[Rene well, is the highest realm woman life! Selections for ~ # hao lun Wang Mingchuan #]

微博为书，学习领悟，懂得自己的愚昧才有智慧。个人行为，自娱自乐。（图片来自于网络）

生命时报：
#晚安生命#越长大就越发觉，最离不开的还是家人。不求多富贵，只要家人都无痛无病无灾，身体健康就很好。终究会明白，真正的幸福，并不来自于权与利，而是来自于家庭。愿这个十一长假，你能有时间多陪陪家人。晚安。[心]
[# # the more grow up the more find good night life, the most inseparable from the family. Not more than riches and honour, as long as the family are painless no disease no disaster, a healthy body is very good. Will eventually understand that real happiness, not from the rights and benefits, but from the family. The national holiday, you can have time to spend more time with his family. Good night. [heart]]

人民日报主管，环球时报主办，一份“心怀良知、科学为上、传播健康、为善最乐”的健康周报。lifetimes

中国新闻周刊：
【个心理“假动作”，帮你告别坏情绪[熊猫]】感觉心情不佳，不妨试试美国《男性健康》杂志推荐的几个改善情绪的心理“假动作”：.对着镜子笑一笑。.收拾房间，有助整理思绪。.穿蓝色的衣服或仰望蓝色的天空，能有效地安抚情绪。.哼哼歌。.尝试从没吃过的食物。.闻闻柠檬香。.和宠物亲密接触。
[The psychological fake, help you to say goodbye to bad moodpanda 】 feel bad mood, try a few recommended by the American mens health magazine improves mood psychological fake . Smile in front of a mirror. Tidy up room, helps to organize thoughts and feelings. . Wearing blue clothes or look up at the blue sky, can calm mood effectively. Hum songs. Try to never eat food. Smell the lemon fragrant. Close contact with pets.]

中国新闻周刊官方微博。定位于信息管家、时事顾问、意见领袖。

掘逗士：
被这首歌的旋律洗脑了[笑cry] Pen Pineapple Apple Pen tRcDOsJ .
[By the melody of the song brainwashed [laugh cry] Pen Pineapple Apple Pen tRcDOsJ.]

逗比中的挖掘机

深圳晚报：
“多希望有一个像你的人，但黄昏跟清晨无法相认；雨停了歌停了风继续，雨伞又遗落原地；从你的全世界路过，把全盛的我都活过……”林宥嘉演唱《全世界谁倾听你》，实在太好听了~ tRclYma
[More hope to have a man like you, but the evening to the morning cant Joseph; the rain stopped the song stopped wind continued, the umbrella left in situ; from your passing over the world, the prime I can live... Lin yu jia singing all over the world who listens to you, is so nice ~ tRclYma]

给生活更多希望。有奖报料：

杨威YYY：
🐑：爸爸，我有一个问题，爱因斯坦是个人还是个国家啊……你说爱因斯坦是不是爱迪生的妹妹啊！……我觉得应该是，因为他们都姓爱，而且我觉得他们都是发明家，但是我又觉得他们是个国家，因为很顺口，你看马来西亚也很顺口…………我：[晕][晕][晕][晕][晕][晕][摊手]😓😓😓
[🐑：爸爸，我有一个问题，爱因斯坦是个人还是个国家啊…… You said Einstein Edisons sister! ...... I think should be, because they all is love, and I think they are all inventors, but I think they are a nation, because its easy, you see Malaysia is also very smooth............ 我：[晕][晕][晕][晕][晕][晕][摊手]😓😓😓]

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神回复吐槽帝：
小岳岳和孙越的最新相声《有哲理的人》，卧槽，全程太搞笑了，时间较长，先马再看！！！[笑cry] tRGOGvWu
[Small YueYue and sun the latest crosstalk, the philosophy of oh my god, too funny, for a long time, first horse again look!!!!!! [laughing cry] tRGOGvWu]

爱吐槽~偶尔神回复~无节操P图~大脑洞段子~一只蛇精病的PO主~！

袁梓夏：
你们说哪个好看？？？[带着微博去旅行]
[You say what good-looking??? [with weibo to travel]]

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中国新闻网：
日本的迪斯尼乐园里真的有好多穿着Duffy的小熊宝宝连体衣的小孩！一个个都是天使啊！可爱哭了！[抱抱_旧][抱抱_旧][抱抱_旧] @秋田六千一首@林宥嘉YogaLin《全世界谁倾听你》 tRclnr 伴您入睡，晚安！
[Japans really have a lot of wear in Disneyland Duffy bear baby romper suit children! One by one all is an angel! Cute crying! [hug _ old] [hug _ old] [hug _ old] six thousand a @ @ akita yu jia Lin YogaLin around the world who listen to your tRclnr accompany you to sleep, good night!]

这里提供你不知道、想知道、不能不知道的新闻。

写手：
世上没有一件工作不辛苦，没有一处人事不复杂。不要随意发脾气，谁都不欠你的。学会低调，取舍间必有得失，不用太计较。学着踏实而务实，越努力越幸运。当一个人有了足够的内涵和物质做后盾，人生就会变得底气十足。若是美好，叫做精彩，若是糟糕，叫做经历。
[There is no one didnt work hard, not a personnel not complicated. Dont lose his temper, who all dont owe you. Learn to low-key, trade-offs between will gain and loss, dont too dispute. Learn steadfast and pragmatic, the harder the more fortunate. When a person has enough of the connotation and the backing material, life will become very confident. If it is good, called the wonderful, if it is bad, called experience.]

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前世男友：
曾经我也满心期待过结果后来只剩互相折磨.
[Once I also forward to the later only torture each other.]

关注我陪你度过那些无聊的日子愿情话有主你我不孤独【欢迎原创短句投稿】

老湿是个奇葩：
置身事外，谁都可以心平气和，身处其中，谁还可以淡定从容？所以请不要轻易评论任何人，因为你不在其中。
[Stay, who can calm,, who can also detachment? So please dont comment anyone, because you is not among them.]

谢谢你长得这么可爱还关注我😃 投稿合作请私信

朱丹：
忘记祝大家国庆快乐太不应该，时光属于自己的季节，一定试着寻找自己的一片清净，一个小院，一本书，看一片天，慢慢生活慢慢享受假期…别急，这次假期时间有点多…
[Forget I wish you all a happy National Day too should not, the time belongs to its own season, must try to find their own a piece of purity, a small courtyard, a book, see a piece of day, slowly life slowly to enjoy the holiday... Dont worry, this holiday time to a little more...]

工作邀约请联系执行经纪人美子女士工作邮箱： Zhudan_Official@

365道美食DIY：
【最美芝士蛋糕】美呆了的水果花卷芝士蛋糕，做给身边最爱的吃货宝宝吧，各位小主先收藏了吧[馋嘴]tRcpLYW
[The best cheesecake 】【 for cheese cake, fruit steamed rolls made for baby favorite version around it, you little master collection first tRcpLYW [available]]

原微博名道美食精选合作Q 人这辈子有两样东西是别人抢不走一.是吃进肚里的食物二.是藏在心里的梦想做一个有梦想的吃货你就是无敌

电影Mr：
#收录电影#【韩国当年收视爆棚的情景喜剧《搞笑一家人》()】豆瓣.分，超两万人评价。讲述发生在一个大家庭三代人里的种种爆笑故事，当时这部剧的热播给观众带去了无穷的欢乐和感动！看过的人都会喜欢上这个温暖的家庭！全集在线：tRyPIoZ
[# # include film [South Korea when viewing the roof of the sitcom funny family () douban. Points, evaluation of more than twenty thousand people. About took place in a family joke story, in the three generations in the hit of the show to the audience brought endless joy and moved. Have seen people like this warm family! The complete online tRyPIoZ]

不加V：
求赏：《要求被爱最苦逼》木木你好。结婚三年育有一子，六个月，想离婚。有孩子之后矛盾激化，产假期间在婆婆家带孩子，婆婆说尽难听的话。生娃之后我妈给了一万说给孩子买买东西，婆婆仅包了元红包贵重的也就买过一个耳温枪，我也没计较 tRcDjpIs
[A reward the request was the most helpless pain love mywood hello. Had a son married for three years, six months, want a divorce. Have children after the situation, in the mother-in-law home with the children during maternity leave, her mother-in-law say bad words. After baby born my mom bought ten thousand said to the child to buy things, her mother-in-law only package pvi, red envelope valuable also bought a ear temperature gun, I didnt care about tRcDjpIs]

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生活小智慧：
【睡前读物】我去翻你的过往，并不是嫉妒。只是难过，有种深情你从未给过我。
[I go over your past bedtime reading 】【, not jealous. Just sad, have a deep feeling you have never been to me.]

发现，创意，让生活变得多姿多彩起来！| 合作QQ：

王小小小娜娜：
为神马国庆节想到的下一句就是我爱北京天安门天安门前全是人哈哈哈节日快乐～
[Why is the National Day think of next is I love Beijing tiananmen square Before the tiananmen square is full of people Ha ha ha happy holidays ~]

美食工场：
【一定要看的清洁小技巧】看了这些小窍门，让你的打扫效率速速加倍～
[Cleaning tips 】【 must looking at these tips, let you of the sweep efficiency of double ~]

不是肚子饿，只是嘴巴很寂寞！跟着场长有肉吃！合作QQ：

linda期待花开：
秋高气爽，省内游，心情美美哒！小城美食真是好便宜啊，十人餐元，不要太好吃哦！
[The air crisp, swim in the province, the mood meimei dalai! Small food is really good cheap ah, ten people eat yuan, not too good!]