2016年10月16日星期日

Not a young bear children, together and bear children grow up together! Welcome to direct messages

我跟熊孩子的日常:
    厉害了!这对跳舞兄妹又来了!热舞演绎火爆全球的日本洗脑新曲《PPAP》帅气十足的版本![good]#熊孩子的日常# tRVIoLi
[Much!!!! The dance brother and sister again! Dance popular global interpretation of the Japans new song PPAP brainwashing smartly version! [good] # daily # tRVIoLi bear children]

谁家没个熊孩子,一起和熊孩子共同成长!欢迎私信我爆出熊孩子各种趣事!微信交流:baby-xiaodi

环球时报:
    【最火分钟减腿训练 再粗壮的腿也能减[耶]】简单高效分钟减腿练习,无论大腿,还是小腿,只要坚持两周都能减下来。每个动作练到哪一块肌肉一目了然,非常科学且有效!时长分钟,建议先马后练!tRVfBR @全球健身中心
[【 the most fire minutes down leg training Again thick legs can be reduced [and]] simple efficient minutes decrease leg exercises, regardless of the thigh, or leg, as long as adhere to two weeks can be cut down. Practice to which a muscle be clear at a glance, each movement is very scientific and effective! Long minutes, it is recommended that the first horse after practice! TRVfBR @ global fitness center]

报道多元世界 解读复杂中国

世界搞笑排行榜:
    这就是女孩子为什么需要一个男生牵着手往前走的原因[摊手]tRVMqcZP
[Thats why a girl needs a boy holding hands walking the reason [stand hand] tRVMqcZP]

搜索分享风趣、幽默、好玩、好笑、内涵、邪恶、亮点内容。 合作联系qq

让你变幽默:
    教你如何把女朋友拍的更显瘦,更漂亮!很实用哦!赶紧 get吧~@ ta tRGKmKOK
[Teach you how to shoot a girlfriend more thin, more beautiful! Very practical! The get ~ @ ta tRGKmKOK quickly]

让你变幽默,欢乐每一天,无图不微博,么么哒

写给前任的999封情书:
    真正的放下大概是,你不会删除他的聊天记录,也不会把他拉入黑名单,只是任由他躺在通讯录里,再也懒得去点开。他像你掉进床底的笔,扔在地铁站的水,决定不要了,就再不会想起。他留下的那些痕迹就像家中沙发缝的灰,油烟机上的渍,你不会为它特意来次大扫除,只是心情好时,顺手一擦。
[Really put down is probably, you will not remove his chat logs, also wont pull him into the blacklist, just let him lie in the address book, wont bother to open. His pen as you fall into bed and threw it in the subway station of water, decided not to, cant think of again. He left the mark like seam gray sofa in the home, the lampblack machine of stains, you wont deliberately for it to time cleaning, just in a good mood, conveniently.]

你不是公主 你是会哭泣的鱼儿。投稿合作 QQ

口味酱:
    这个哥们又来了,简直太吓人了,坟头草五米多了吧[白眼]tRcHYxGw
[The elder brothers again, its so scary, springing grass for more than five meters [eyes] tRcHYxGw]

who care 合作请私信

笑屎大爷了:
    一位歪果小伙儿被马蜂蛰了以后...哈哈哈厉害了这烈焰红唇![笑cry]tRVIbxI
[A slanting fruit parts after the hornet sting... Ha ha ha severe the flaming lips! [laughing cry] tRVIbxI]

微博知名逗逼一枚

一则视频:
    涨姿势啊~~原来年代驾照都是这么考出来的,看一次笑一年哈哈哈哈tRVMwhuf
[Higher position ah ~ ~ s original drivers license is to take an examination of come out, so see a smile ha ha ha ha tRVMwhuf a year]

给您分享最优质、最搞笑、最有料的视频。合作QQ

成都商报:
    #成都新闻#【小时到西安 小时到北京 你期待吗?[钟]】日下午,作为成都北向出川第一快速通道,西成客运专线四川段开始铺轨,预计全线年底前建成通车。通车后,从成都乘坐动车到西安不到个小时。向北,在西安与郑西客专、京广客专相连后直达北京,从成都到北京将只需个小时。[鼓掌]
[Chengdu press # # 【 hours to xi an to Beijing do you expect? [bell]], in the afternoon, as chengdu north to the sichuan first fast channel, west sichuan section began laying into special passenger lines, across the board is expected to open to traffic before the end of the year. After opening, take a train from chengdu to xi an less than an hour. To the north, in xi an is linked together with zheng west passenger dedicated, beijing-guangzhou passenger dedicated to Beijing after, will just hours from chengdu to Beijing. [applause.]]

《成都商报》是西部地区发行量和影响力最大的主流媒体。新闻爆料热线:-。合作联系:QQ:;QQ:;QQ:;QQ:.

不二大叔说:
    有一个很逗逼的爸爸或妈妈是一种怎样的体验?
[There is a very funny force of father or mother is a kind of what kind of experience?]

微信公众号:dashu 让思考更有效率,让时间更有价值。

糗事百科:
    年初给自己定了今年存万块钱的目标,刚才算了一下,还差万,距离目标达成时间还剩天!
[Early make the goal of this year to save thousands of dollars, just forget it, worse, distance goal to achieve time remaining day!]

有事请私信 商务合作请联系qq 投稿请猛击:qiushibaikeadd

韩国me2day:
    【instiz】#金泰妍# 亲手制作的甜甜圈,美腻的人儿做出来的东西都这么美腻~好想次![舔屏]
[# # jintai yan instiz 】 【 making doughnuts, by the rich guy made everything so beautiful tired ~ really want to time! [lick screen]]

联系邮箱 meday@qq *与韩国媒体同步的全方位韩流报道,了解韩流的最佳窗口!!!*

震长:
    神舟十一号瞄准tRVxCmN ,乘组由航天员景海鹏和陈冬组成。来自现场的照片
[Aimed at tRVxCmN shenzhou crew is composed of astronaut jing haipeng and Chen Dong. From the scene of the photo]

互联网从业人员

胡可:
    哥哥,我也喜欢玩沙子,你咋不带我去呢?你看我连墨镜都准备好了![加油][加油][加油]
[Brother, I also like to play with sand, why dont you take me to? You see I have sunglasses are ready! [go] [go] [go]]

安吉他妈

美食和旅行:
    又是一年桂花香!快来get糖渍桂花的做法!把香味进肚子里~[嘻嘻]
[Another year laurel! Come and get the sugar osmanthus practice! The fragrance into the stomach ~ (hee hee)]

爱旅行,爱美食,爱一切美好的东西。它的离尘,纵横开阖,都是命中的那颗舍利子。欢迎关注。

搭配师林欣:
    闺蜜是没有血缘关系的亲人 。
[There is no kinship family girlfriends.]

你身边的女装搭配师

SATOSHOooo:
    💙 入社周年おめでとう
谢谢你的努力坚持不放弃
我也会一直应援下去的
我最喜欢的
你💙

[💙 入社周年おめでとう
谢谢你的努力坚持不放弃
我也会一直应援下去的
我最喜欢的
你💙]


年的竹马→ @Shoal_嵐. 原则上不提供原图,所有图均为自扫自截,禁二传二改商用

Leisure韩风:
    种领带打法,不会打领带的孩纸看过来~ [来]
[Of tie, not a tie come ~ [to] their children watch]

分享韩国街拍、妆容、美食、娱乐、休闲生活好去处。@Leisure韩风 QQ

法制晚报:
    【[话筒]考生看过来!年高考内容将有这些变化!】近日,教育部正式公布年高考考试大纲,是近十年来修订幅度较大的一次:①语文:文学类文本阅读、实用类文本阅读均设为必考;②数学:删去选考模块“几何证明选讲”;③物理:动量和近代物理等内容列为必考…最新考纲全解↓转给年高考的TA!
[[[microphone] look! Examinee in the university entrance exam content will have these changes!] Recently, the ministry of education officially announced in the college entrance exam outline, is nearly a decade to revise the larger one () the language literature text reading, utility class text reading are set to study; () mathematics delete selected test module geometry proved that choose to speak; () physical momentum and modern physics etc as study... The university entrance exam of latest exam outline the whole solution left to TA!]

爆料热线:-

一句语录签名:
    对恋爱已不抱任何想法 现在只想发财
[Got any idea for love is not I just want to get rich]

热门微博情感榜常驻砖家。一句语录一个签名 总有那么一句说到心里。想要更多签名可以扫我威信公号:y [爱你](推广合作QQ)

幸福女人有心计:
    点起点睡每天至少翻页书
跑分钟步对个陌生人微笑
赞美个人说句我爱你
每月至少有个进步 每半年旅行次
每年看次牙医做次体检
至少有人值得深爱 至少有个梦想变成现实
至少有个电话可在深夜打扰
你好 这是我理想的生活 我在努力

[Point start sleeping at least once a day flip book < br > step ran min smile at a stranger praise people say I love you < br > < br > a progress at least a month Look at times a year, every six months travel time < br > the dentist do check-up < br > at least someone worthy of love At least have a dream become a reality < br > there are at least a phone call can be disturbed in the middle of the night < br > hello This is my ideal life Im trying to]

“ 好老公不会不请自来,财富也不会从天而降,事业更不会凭空而至!【q q】

热点时尚荟萃:
    从此放下矫情和孤独 把真心藏好 过漂泊的日子 浪荡而自由。 ”
[From then on, put down the melodramatic and loneliness Hide the true good drift of the day Idleness and free. ]

荟萃天下热点时尚,搜尽世间经典精品.

人气女王说话术:
    “朋友或是情人,能走过三个月的已不容易,能坚持六个月的值得珍惜,能相守一年的堪称奇迹,能熬过两年的才叫知己,超过三年的值得记忆,五年后还在的,应该请进生命里。十年后依然在的,那就不是朋友了,已经是亲人,是生命的一部分了!”致每一个走入心里的人,你若不离,我必不弃!
[Friend or lover, can past three months is not easy, can adhere to six months worth to cherish, can be together for a year is a miracle, can survive two years was a bosom friend, more than three years of memorable, five years later still, should come in life. Ten years later still, it wouldnt be a friend, is the family member, is a part of life! Each into the in the mind of people, if you leave, I will not abandon!]

口才并不是一种天赋的才能,它是靠刻苦训练得来的!Q Q

单闯闯闯:
    只为这张五十大洋 漂泊 而来🙏……
[ZhiWeiZheZhangWuShiDaYang 而来🙏…… roaming]

我有故事,你有酒么……

關禮傑:
    跟太太开心的假期[心]纽约🍎
[跟太太开心的假期[心]纽约🍎]

香港艺人 经理人:陆巧运小姐 Nancy电话:() (),().

努力奔跑的女汉子_:
    夜晚的洱海 白天的洱海 昨晚骑上小毛驴环绕了一圈 第一次一个人一个车骑完一段旅程[微笑]
[Erhai lake at night The day of erhai lake Last night on small donkey around a circle For the first time a person a motor through a journey [smiles]]

脾气很冲又容易感动

热手工:
    DIY友谊之心手链[心]
[The heart of the DIY friendship bracelet [heart]]

分享收集的手工创意 侵权删

下课来办公室一趟:
    买个充电宝,打开包装就用了,大大小小冲了六部手机了。。。。。。。还剩一格电!!以后出门踏实了。。。。。。。
[Buy a charging treasure, opened the package with, large and small at the six mobile phone... Electricity also remains when a standard!!!!! Later go out the steadfast...]

爱玩车的胖子,胖子里灵活的胖子,在减肥的胖子!!

说给女生听:
    “ 你能多快搞定自己的情绪,就能多快的得到成功。脾气会赶走运气。所以,那些貌似心大的人,不过就是能忍。在成为你想要成为的人之前,做好两件事:活着。忍着。 ”
[How quickly can you get your emotions, how fast you can get success. Temper is out of luck. So, who looks like the heart, but is one who can endure. Before becoming you want to be, to do two things alive. Endure.]

用最真挚的情感,分享给所有女生!

史上第一最最搞:
    女生和男生向家人要钱时的样子[二哈]
[The appearance of the girl and boy asked family for money ,]

让好心情发酵,蒸发掉所有负能量

五岳散人:
    借住的日本小姑娘家里有两亩地,今年收成不好,产了公斤大米,她从家里拿了几包过来。湖南的兄弟们过来玩儿,带了自家老妈做的白辣椒干豆角、腊牛肉。新米、下饭菜,这个爽啊。
[Japanese girl stay home two acres of land, poor harvest this year, a kilo of rice production, she took a few from home. Hunan brothers come over and play with their mom do white dry chili, beans, dried beef. Under the new rice, food, the great ah.]

安心真好,绿腰生活:lvyaolife.taobao 家具木器店:wuyuesanren.taobao?儒匪窝 古董文玩店:rufeiwo.taobao

健身女王Miuo:
    【分钟瘦腰甩油操】这期是著名教练Blogilates的训练课,她的健身理念融合普拉提和HIIT两种训练方式,让燃脂更加彻底。本次训练一共个动作,每个动作秒,动作之间休息秒! [来][来]tRVfxVK
[[minutes waist to jilt oil f] this period is a famous coach Blogilates session, her fitness concept pilates and HIIT two kinds of training methods, make fat burn more thoroughly. The training a total of action, each movement seconds, action between the rest seconds! [to] [to] tRVfxVK]

健身女王miuo健身健康指导,添加公众号:miuo(合作Q )

大爱猫咪控:
    当残疾猫遇上萌雪貂,就成了最温馨的爱情故事...
[When disabled cat meets of ferrets, became the most sweet love story...]

每日分享可爱小猫咪。。。爱猫人士,都关注了@大爱猫咪控

热门搞笑糗事榜:
    再次在街上遇到刚分手不久的初恋怎么办。。。结局和我想的一样,感人至深 tRGldLvo
[Once again met in the street just break up soon after the first love to do... Ending and I think, the touching tRGldLvo]

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