#妞妞端午# 端午配得上世间所有的尊重，端午刚徒手摁住了蜘蛛，端午是家里唯一敢碰蜘蛛的生物，立贴为证，从今天开始崇拜端午！
[# # niu Dragon Boat Festival dragon boat worthy of the world all the respect, dragon boat just with his bare hands pressed on the spider, Dragon Boat Festival is the only dare to touch the spider, home made post card, worship of Dragon Boat Festival starting today!]
《愿无岁月可回头》
微博搞笑排行榜：说一个你身边励志的故事 ____________________________
[Said an inspirational story ____________________________ around you]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
滕雨佳Amiu：今年墨绿超流行，男女穿都洋气～黑色酷还显瘦，看李晨都瘦了一圈就懂了～另外俩色女生专属，酒红显白粉色可爱，四个色应该能满足各类人群需要吧哈哈～虽是情侣装但一点都不腻，戴上帽子感觉能装逼装到全世界都毁灭～配短靴很显腿细哈哈快get！
评论抽人送 tRVAlCZp
[Blackish green super popular this year, men and women to wear western style ~ black cool also show thin, all lost a circle and then understand the girls exclusive to the other two color, white pink cute red wine, four color should be able to meet the requirements of all kinds of people, ha ha ~ is sweethearts outfit but is not greasy, wear a hat can feel forced to destroy all over the world show legs thin ha ha ~ match short boots very quick get! < br > comments send tRVAlCZp smoking people]
淘宝店铺Shock Amiujstorymade.m.taobao
思想聚焦：陈奕迅的《I DO》配上这版MV，满满的温暖与感动~！[心] tRcmzSP
[Eason chan I DO with this version of the MV, full of warmth and moved ~! [heart] tRcmzSP]
成长，就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程！QQ ，微信号：sixiangjujiao-weixin
北美吐槽君：“想给女友买一份保险作为她生日礼物之一，却被保险经纪告知资料显示她已婚。”
[Want to buy my girlfriend a insurance as one of her birthday present, but told by insurance brokers data shows that she was married.]
吐槽请发私信；公众号kissmemouth【上午合作请联系tucaojun@dealmoon】
刘一手5497：苹果
[apple]
南京亿人传媒旗下网络主播 Yy频道
徐歌阳_：我知道时光不会倒流。
我很幸运 所有人对我都很好，谢谢你们。
在@中国新歌声 长大，一步一步走到鸟巢，来这个节目是我生命里永不消失的一颗星星。我以后遇到挫折难过时候 回头想想这次经历，这些人，我什么都不会怕了。
多谢@汪峰 老师的栽培，也感谢师娘@稀土部队 的礼物[心]
这个夏天 遇到了许多曲
[I know time will not go back. < br > Im lucky all people are very good to me, thank you. < br > grew up in @ Chinas new song, step by step walk to the birds nest, come to the show is never disappear a star in my life. I later setbacks sad time Looking back from this experience, these people, I what all not afraid. < br > thanks @ Mr Wang teacher cultivation, also thank teacher niang @ rare earth forces present [heart] < br > < br > this summer met a lot of music]
追音樂的笨小孩
Crystal张天爱：六亿啦哈哈哈😄！回来最大的惊喜！#电影从你的全世界路过#
[六亿啦哈哈哈😄！ The biggest surprise came back! Passing by # # film from you of the world]
我不希望做个最聪明的人，但我最渴望做一个真实真诚用一切面对你的人!
NanaStore微博：“今天没有文案～只想看到点赞😄”我的秒拍作品，一起来看~tRVAjLxf（使用#秒拍#录制）
[“今天没有文案～只想看到点赞😄”我的秒拍作品，一起来看~tRVAjLxf（使用#秒拍#录制）]
店铺 NANASTORE
仲尼Johnny：烟和酒必须戒一个，怎么选
[Cigarettes and alcohol must quit a, how to choose]
既然这样，不如来拼套路咯？
正常人办不出这种事儿：这是我见过最尴尬的吉尼斯世界纪录挑战，面对中国产钢化玻璃让老外开始怀疑人生了！[doge]tRVAlsZ
[This is I have seen the most awkward challenge the guinness book of world records, in the face of chinese-made toughened glass let foreigners began to doubt the life! [doge] tRVAlsZ]
本中心宣传口号：扬我国威振兴中华。精神病人思维广，弱智儿童欢乐多『内有限制级的小秘密哟』
林萍在日本：突然想起，到今天，我来日本满年了。年前，我就决定了，要为未来的孩子提供一个更好的生活环境，有能力的话，再把我的家人亲人尽量都接到身边。年前，我就很清楚自己想要的是什么，哪里更自由，我就去哪里，如果自由在远方，我愿死在路上。
[Today, all of a sudden that I come to Japan for years. Years ago, I decided to, want to provide for the future children a better living environment, have the ability, as far as possible put my family relatives have received. Years ago, I was very clear what you want, where more freedom, I will go to where, if free in the distance, I want to die in the road.]
愿你被这世界温柔对待。淘宝店：shop.taobao ；
魏妮妮Yanni：分享图片
[Share photos]
taobao：妮大大私服店
全球育儿大全：【最好的字谜大全】多陪陪孩子，没有挤不出的时间。猜谜-最简单的动脑小游戏，和孩子互动起来，一起开心的玩耍！
[Spend more time with children, the best puzzles of 】 【 not squeeze out of time. Quiz - the most simple brain small game, interact with the children together, happy together!]
这里有妈咪呵护宝贝必须知道的知识，科学的养宝贝，让宝贝快乐的健康成长！
日_推：《勇者闯魔城》第三季OP视频，演唱：JAM Project tRVAl
[The third season of a brave man rushed through the magic city OP video, singing JAM Project tRVAl]
日推搬运工一枚，若侵权请私密联系删除【暂时关闭评论】
杨姗姗shan：一年前的今天我本来是要参加自己的生日Party，定好了很美的场所准备了丰富的甜品和给朋友们的小礼物，大家也都特意准备好了主题礼服来参加。可万万没想到就是这样巧合，Anton大概是不想错过妈妈的生日会，离预产期还有多天就着急发动了,还没感受过明显宫缩的我直接破水，一口蛋糕没吃上就进了医院…
[A year ago today, I was supposed to attend her birthday Party, to book a beautiful place has prepared the rich dessert and small gifts for friends, everybody also specially prepared theme dress to attend. But never expected this is coincidence, Anton is probably dont want to miss my mothers birthday party, many more days until due date just launched, in havent felt contractions are obviously I broken water directly, didnt eat a cake on was in the hospital...]
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头条新闻：#热点#【年中国或成全球唯一拥有空间站的国家】中国航天科技集团董事长雷凡培透露，中国计划年前后发射空间站试验性核心舱，年前后发射吨级舱段组合的空间站。到年国际空间站退役时，中国可能成为全球唯一拥有空间站的国家。tRVAxBy
[Hot # # 【 in China or in the only country with a space station 】 China aerospace science and technology group chairman LeiFan culture revealed that around China plans to launch experimental station core module, years before and after the launch - ton class period of combination of the space station. Retired to the international space station (iss) when China may become the only country with a space station. tRVAxBy]
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人民网：你觉得必须去上班的理由是_________
[The reason is that... you feel you must go to work]
报道全球 传播中国
全球热门搜罗：“ 硬币 ”，你们的家乡话是怎么说的？ ____________________________ 。
[Coin, when what you say? ____________________________.]
每日最佳搞笑幽默，居家旅行必备神器。——搜罗君
摩羯阿脸：“摩羯以为，你不来找我就是不爱我了，我要主动找你就是骚扰。”—— 来自一位摩羯。
[You think, you dont come to me is not love me, I will actively looking for you is harassment. - from a Capricorn.]
月亮狮子，上升双鱼，一个群星摩羯的晒日常博。
我的电影图解：惊心动魄！纪 录片《湄公河惨案幕后元凶》纪录了湄公河惨案的细节，及追捕幕后元凶糯康武装贩毒集团的过程等，看完才觉得电影远没有真实案例可怕和震悚，时间较长分，建议先马后看！[心]tRVPOAs
[Pretty impressive! Record slice of the tragedy of the Mekong river to blame record the details of the massacre of the Mekong river, and pursue blame process of waxy kang armed gangs and so on, to finish feel terrible film is far from the real case and shock, for a long time points, suggested that horse before they look! [heart] tRVPOAs]
人生漫漫，道远兮。闲暇时我就是你的最佳伴侣，这里各种口味图解都有，Please 抱紧我！！！合作请私信或Q我：
治愈系心理学：“那些伤害过你的人，没什么值得感谢的，能扛过去是你当初了不起，抗不过去你现在只会更卑微。要感激的只是你自己，还有一直陪在你身边的人，多谢自己当初熬了过去，多谢身边的人一直支持你爱着你。”
[The people who hurt you, nothing worth to thank, is you had something to carry in the past, not the past you now will only be more humble. Should be grateful for just yourself, and always accompany in your side, thanks to his original stayed up the past, thanks to the people around me always support you love you.]
治愈系，一种平静后舒畅的感觉！情感探讨、文字投稿请私信。图文自网络。
使徒子：国庆就知道浪，这下睡不着了吧，明天上班看你们怎么办。
[National Day, you will know, this bottom can not sleep, work tomorrow to see what to do with you.]
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每日学健身：【天虐腹组合】目最直观的腹部练习，红色部分表示能够锻炼到的肌肉，你想瘦哪里，一目了然。整套动作下来，对腹部刺激非常明显。每个动作-次，隔天练一次！tRVAcEv
[【 day abuse abdomen combination 】 the most intuitionistic abdominal exercises, red part can exercise the muscles, where you want to thin, be clear at a glance. A complete set of movements down to stimulate the abdomen is very obvious. The day after, every movement - practice again! tRVAcEv]
关注我一起来健身！
环球时报：【“叙国足胜中国 宣布小时停火” 这是谣言！】昨晚世界杯亚洲区预选赛中，叙利亚：胜中国。随后有中文网络自媒体称，“叙政府军与反对派武装为庆祝胜利，宣布停火小时”。据了解，叙官方及反对派武装从比赛结束至今并未有任何停火声明，各叙利亚媒体也仅就球赛本身进行报道。@央视新闻
[【 Syrias national soccer team - China announced a cease-fire hours this is rumor!] Last night in the Asian World Cup qualifiers, Syria China. Since then have Chinese network media said, the Syrian government forces and rebels to celebrate the victory, declared a cease-fire hours. It is reported that the Syrian official and rebel forces since the end of the game did not have any cease-fire, the Syrian media reported also in the game itself. @ CCTV news]
报道多元世界 解读复杂中国
大脑切片：强扭的瓜不甜，但是能扭下来我也很开心。
[Strong twisting of the melon is not sweet, but can be twisted down and I am also very happy.]
从伦敦到马德里。
我是小糗君：男朋友很有才华是种什么体验？
[Boyfriend is very talented is what kind of experience?]
私信你们的糗事
全球幽默趣事：卧槽，妹子们的顺口溜说的太顺了！小火车污污污污污污！！[污] #搞笑幽默小视频# tRVAjLWa .
[Oh, sister said in mandarin too! Little train dirty dirty dirty dirty dirty dirty!!!!! [pollution] # # funny humor, small video tRVAjLWa.]
请自觉 【✚加关注】每天都有笑料D…期待名人和人名猛击“关注”
ZY喜哥：这个女人偷偷的把预览做好了[摊手]
[This woman stole the preview ready [stand hand]]
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上外腐女：一起来玩污的人打出来都是“上床”而色的人出来打都是“私处”你们是什么？
[Together to play dirty people to play out is bed and color of the people come out to play is private parts what are you?]
微博知名段子手
这里是美国：They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself. -没有比刚刚度过假的人更需要假期的了。——埃尔伯特·哈伯特
[They always say time changes things, but you later have to change them yourself. - no more important than the man who has just had the vacation. -- -- elbert hubbert]
环球网美国记者站，为您提供最全面、最权威、有高度、有态度的美国新闻资讯。环球网，世界很精彩！
季箐：别折腾了，一个人使劲，维持不了两个人的感情。你忙着靠近，他忙着走。
[Dont toss about a person hard to get, two personal feelings. You busy close to, he is busy.]
愿深情都会被温柔以待。【除非微博私信回复，其余都是骗子】
可爱宠物中心：盯着这颗柴屁移不开眼睛，好想摸一把……[污]
[Staring at the wood is a fart dont open eyes, really want to touch a... [pollution]]
这里是所有爱宠，爱心人士的集聚地，诚邀您来一起关注、爱护这些可爱的小动物！·····图片摘自网络,侵权删
北京大土豆：认清社会的残酷，是走上人生正确轨道的第一步，也是至关重要的一步。而更重要的是，在此基础上还保持一颗善良而又淡泊的心，心里很清楚人世间一切行为背后的前因后果，洞悉背后的人性，但只遵从内心选择正大光明的路，这才是自由且充满阳光的人生。
[Identify the cruelty of the society, is the first step onto the right track life, it is a important step. And more importantly, on this basis, also keep a heart of kindness and indifference, the in the mind is very clear in the world all the ins and outs of the behaviour, behind the insight into human nature, but only follow the heart choice of road, this is the free and full of sunshine of life.]
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