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回忆专用小马甲：
很多以前的路，再来，不怎么认得了，变了太多，但欣欣向荣。我们也是，只能向前走着、变着，很难一切尽如人意的，愿一路走来，你还能喜欢自己。
[Many previous road, come again, dont know, changed too much, but thriving. We, too, can only go forward, variable, difficult to all satisfactory, let along the way, do you still enjoy yourself.]

《愿无岁月可回头》

微博搞笑排行榜：
最近网上有哪些搞笑神回复，让人无言以对的那种 _______________________
[Is there any funny god reply online recently, let a person had the kind of _______________________]

微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗

头条新闻：
#万象#【男子用氰化钾毒狗误射同伙用嘴帮吸毒双双中毒】男子殷某在网上结识自称偷狗高手的龚某，两人相约偷狗。作案当晚，自称会用弓弩的龚某操作不当用毒针射中了殷某。龚某当即用嘴帮其吸毒液，不到分钟两人相继中毒。同伙立即将二人送医，龚某在医院门口突然逃跑致事情败露。tRceJuS
[All # # 【 man accidentally shot with potassium cyanide poisoned dog associates Mouth to help drug poisoning both 】 man Yin a meeting claims to steal the dog master Gong Mou online, two people meet to steal the dog. On the night of the crime, who will use a crossbow Gong Mou hit the Yin some improper operation with a needle. Gong Mou immediately by mouth for the drug liquid, less than two people have been poisoning minutes. Associates will immediately hospitalized, Gong Mou suddenly flee to his at the gate of the hospital. tRceJuS]

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同道大叔：
其实啊，生活都是一路遇见一路错过的。所以好好珍惜能拥有的日子，等到必须说再见的时候就轻轻的挥挥手，朝前走。谁还没失去过啊，对不对。认真的哭过之后，就一直笑下去吧。因为你还是笑起来最好看，晚安。[心]
[In fact, life is met miss all the way all the way. So cherish to have a day, when must be gently waved to say goodbye and move forward. Who hasnt lost ah, right. Serious cried after, have been laughing it down. Because you still laugh the most good-looking, good night. [heart]]

星座只是娱乐，理想是带着粉丝发财。工作联系邮箱：woshitongdao@shushujia.me

豆瓣说：
就现在，你立刻能想到的一句歌词是什么？
[Just now, you can immediately think of the words is what?]

嘻嘻

思想聚焦：
《故乡》现场高清版，他的歌总有含义深刻的歌词，成熟沧桑歌声，让人沉醉的旋律，往往前奏一响起，便已攻陷了你的心。 tRUpUYnb
[Live hd hometown, he always has a deep meaning of song lyrics, mature and vicissitudes of life song, let a person get drunk, often a prelude to a ring, has captured your heart. tRUpUYnb]

成长，就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程！QQ ，微信号：sixiangjujiao-weixin

Eleven11dream：
不管全世界所有人怎么说，我都认为自己的感受才是正确的。无论别人怎么看，我绝不打乱自己的节奏。喜欢的事自然可以坚持，不喜欢怎么也长久不了。——村上春树
[No matter how to say all the people all over the world, I think they feel is right. No matter what others think, I will not disturb their own pace. Like natural can insist, dont like how also long not. Haruki murakami]

艺术+

涂磊老涂：
国庆节快乐！就是马太小了[嘻嘻]
[Happy National Day! Matthew is smallhee hee]

天津卫视周三周四周五点《爱情保卫战》周日周一：《非你莫属》，工作邀约请发邮件至@qq，非诚勿扰！

杜海涛：
伟大的祖国节日快乐！[太阳]
[Great motherland happy holidays! [the]]

我爱我自己。

花希Hayes：
暗恋是，你不喜欢，但你停不下来
[Unrequited love is, you dont like it, but you cant stop]

你看起来很好吃

GOT7Official：
#GOT##TURBULENCE# 宝宝们燃炸！万目标达成！双手奉上福利就！HARD CARRY练习室版！#七百万都撸完了##八百万还会远么##油管儿##宝宝们来了##tRcDBnbM
[# # GOT# TURBULENCE# babies detonation! Than a goal! Hands on benefits! HARD CARRY studio version! # seven million rolled up all be far behind? # # # # eight million tubing son # # # # tRcDBnbM babies comes]

大家好，我们是GOT！JB、Mark、Jackson、珍荣、荣宰、BamBam、有谦。

天天美食推荐：
有多人跟我一样特别喜欢吃榴莲[色]
[Many people like me special like to eat durian [color]]

新浪微博最大的美食基地。每天推荐不同的美食做法，尝尽世界美味，感受舌尖上的中国！加关注吧！

xiaxia_aaaaaaaaaaaaaa：
说！声！晚！安！么么哒[害羞]
[Say! The sound! Late! Ann! Mua (shy)]

把圈子变小把语言变干净

北美吐槽君：
“男生的上进心到底有多重要”
[How important is it to upward mobility of the boy]

吐槽请发私信；公众号kissmemouth【上午合作请联系tucaojun@dealmoon】

Dipsy迪西：
刘雯｜Haider Ackermann SS Backstage～要镇住这个草书版“自由女神”发型真心不简单呀不简单～[酷]
[Liu | Haider Ackermann SS runs Backstage ~ to curb the cursive script version of liberty hairstyle really not simple ah not simple ~ [cool]]

一个重庆人，男的~▊公众微信realDipsy ▊工作请联系：dipsy@doperinc

新周刊：
“远方搁浅于来途之中，有人只剩轮廓。”（达瑞）晚安，各位。
[Ran aground near distance to road, someone just outline. (with) good night, everybody.]

《新周刊》，“中国最新锐的生活方式周刊”，创办于年月日，二十年猛进，已成为中国社会变迁最敏锐的观察者与记录者。新媒体合作邮箱： neweeklyteam@

趣闻搞笑：
用你们的输入法打四个S，我就不信全世界都是生生世世。
[Beat four S with your input method, I cant believe this is it can all over the world.]

最好玩最创意的新鲜事，网罗最搞笑最欢乐的视频！

马男波杰克Bojack：
不要在最好的年纪里做一个只会玩手机的胖子
[Dont in the best age to do a fat will only play mobile phone]

一个酷字贯穿了我的一生🙃

波杰克马男：
现在还不睡的人里边绝对有一波人是在思考喜欢的人的星座；[月亮]
[Now also dont sleep in a wave of people is absolutely in thinking about the constellation of the one you like; [moon]]

我不想做人了

韩国me2day：
【Instagram】日,#吴世勋# 在自己的Instagram上上传照片,大晚上的撩妹啊[羞嗒嗒]
[[them], # # oh se-hoon upload photos on their sets, big night liao girls [shame clicking]]

联系邮箱 meday@qq *与韩国媒体同步的全方位韩流报道,了解韩流的最佳窗口!!!*

这里是美国：
谁此时没有房子，就不必建造，谁此时孤独，就永远孤独。——里尔克《秋日》
[Who dont have a house at this time, you dont have to build, who alone, at this time will be lonely forever. - ( autumn]

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野生珍妮：
都市丽人下乡泡温泉
[City beauty to the countryside to bubble hot spring]

都市丽人赤脚编剧亚洲舞王

FakeMiLan：
我想去看你然后拥抱你。 tRcDBFzN .
[I want to see you And hug you. TRcDBFzN.]

подиум | жизнь | путешествие | плотский

王尼美：
夜猫子出来吱一声[羞嗒嗒]
[Scream and late man [shame clicking]]

√袜控√兄控√猫控√cosplay√颜控√网瘾少女√漫画爱好者√欺负王尼玛(•̀ㅂ•́)و✧

口袋英语：
【种最让吃货有满足感的食物，超强视觉听觉冲击力】这个时间点，请谨慎观看，我看完真的受不了了！！~tRtOIX
[The kind of the food that most version with satisfaction, strong visual impact 】 hearing this point in time, please watch carefully, I really cant stand watching!! ~ tRtOIX]

唯美、实用、精彩英语大汇聚。我是你的贴身英语大口袋！合作QQ：

陆琪：
什么是安全感？能让你喜悦的是满足感，而能让你睡得着觉的是安全感。能在感情里保持自我的唯一方法，就是关心自己多过关心爱情。——陆琪（上帝保佑，大家晚安）tRcDBRZY
[What is the sense of security? Will give you happiness is satisfaction, and can let you sleep is a sense of security. Can the only way to keep yourself in a relationship, is concerned about yourself more than love. - Liu Qi tRcDBRZY (god bless, good night)]

工作邀约，请联系：。。知我爱我，罪我笑我，近我忘我，与我何干？

阅读手册：
愿现在所有肝肠寸断的苦难和诸多不幸，在未来的一天都会笑着说起。
[Wish now all deeply grieved suffering and all the day in the future will speak with a smile.]

在这里寻找片刻的安静。QQ 公众号：阅读手册（yuedu)

酒足饭饱勾二嫂：
日本一位网友他家猫一口气生了只，感觉当妈的真不容易啊......猫妈喂奶的时候一副要奶尽喵亡的无力感。[喵喵]
[Japan his house cat breath gave birth to a netizen, feeling when the mother is not easy... Cat mom was nursing a pair of milk to meow wu powerlessness. [meow]]

正在前往高冷路上的K千足金纯逗逼！好了，就说这么多，多了装高冷就破功了。合作请私信或Q我：

Zhang小溪：
新的一天周而复始…又经过了昨天，又要去走进今天。宁泽涛喜欢做公交系统，因为他觉得这样环保♻️，很多时候的插肩而过我们只是没有留意。他在我们平凡人中间，他也是俗世尘埃中的一份子。或许他更想摘掉口罩，做一位自在的如风少年…恰恰是现在的经历让他比同龄的男孩更加成熟和自信。如果…@宁泽涛
[A new day again... After yesterday, and going into today. NingZeTao likes to do public transportation, because he felt that environmental ♻ ️, a lot of time and the raglan we just didnt notice. In our middle of an ordinary person, he is also a part of an earthly dust. Maybe he would like to take off mask, do a comfortable wind young... Is now experience made him more mature than boys of the same age and self-confidence. If... @ NingZeTao]

假装艺术家冰雪系列纪录电影《回到最初原点》《闫涵的这个夏天》《摩托日记》...导演。公众微信号账号“Microfilms”

环球时报：
【男子将宠物狗落车中小时热死获刑】月日，英国岁乔纳森进健身馆前，将只宠物狗留在没水和通风的车内并小时未归，车内温度从℃逐渐上升到℃，小狗们死亡。场馆工作人员因看到乔纳森将小狗埋掉而报警。乔纳森因让小狗死前遭受极大痛苦被起诉，近日被判监禁和年内无权饲养动物。@环球网
[The man put the dog down the hours hot car death sentence 】 month day, Jonathan in the gym at the age of the keep the dog in the water and ventilation did not return the car and hours, the temperature inside the car from ℃ rise gradually to ℃, dogs die. Venue staff due to see Jonathan buried the dog off the police. Jonathan was charged for the dog died suffering great pain, has been sentenced to imprisonment and the year has no right to raise animals. @ the web]

报道多元世界解读复杂中国

痒气美少女：
卧槽，都说城市套路太深，我回了农村！到了农村才发现，全TM都是坑！哈哈哈原谅我的笑点低又低了[笑cry]tRcdkFDR
[Oh my god, all say city routines too deep, I go back to the countryside! In rural discovered, all TM is the pits! Ha ha ha excuse me the punchline low and low [laugh cry] tRcdkFDR]

我就是我，颜射不一样的我！！广告合作QQ联系：

趣味贩卖机：
#单品集#萌翻了的Duffy 熊熊连体衣
[# # item sets of doubling the flaming Duffy jumpsuits]

这是一个好玩儿的微博～（抽奖结果见评论栏）

露宝milu：
溫莎古堡外hi个t～英国普遍有下午茶习惯所以英式下午茶很出名。他们有点心食用礼仪：遵从味道由淡而重由咸而甜。正统英式下午茶点心如图第一层放三明治、第二层放传统英式点心Scone、第三层放蛋糕水果塔要由下往上吃
讲了那么多我一贯遵循的原则就是：
小时拍照分钟用餐…还礼仪个毛🌚
[Windsor castle outside hi t ~ British habit generally have afternoon tea So English afternoon tea is very famous. They have snack food etiquette follow by the light and heavy By the salty and sweet. The orthodox English afternoon tea as shown in figure The first layer put sandwiches, the second put traditional British chip scones snacks, the third layer cake fruit tower Eat from down to up < br > about so much I always adhere to the principle is < br > hour photo minute meal... 还礼仪个毛🌚]