TEST BY SENRSL: May have no time to look backGrowth, is a constant feel oneself is a silly force of the process b

回忆专用小马甲：
#妞妞端午# 端午从小就喜欢这个盆，最早它睡进去时还装不满，现在盆子早就盛不下它了。但它依然喜欢，卧进去睡会，蜷缩久了不舒服，就爬出来四仰八叉的伸展下，过会再躺进去，一上午能这么来回折腾很多次，不知道它咋想的，在这段感情里，它付出挺多，爱的很辛苦
[# # niu Dragon Boat Festival dragon boat was like this basin, it also can fill in sleep, the earliest basin have not it now. But its still love, lie in sleep, curled up for a long time, it climbed out of the extension of sprawled, too will lie in, morning back and forth so many times over, dont know it how to think, in this relationship, it pay a lot, love of hard work]

《愿无岁月可回头》

思想聚焦：
岁姑娘爆改农村平房，美成了宫崎骏动画！[微风]
[Years old girl change rural bungalow, beauty became hayao miyazaki animation! [wind]]

成长，就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程！QQ ，微信号：sixiangjujiao-weixin

Happy张江：
这简直是滑滑梯的终极梦想！阿尔卑斯山的超级滑梯，好想玩儿！[鼓掌]#蜜汁笑点#
tRVbjLxd
[This is the ultimate dream of slide! O, British Columbia hills super slide, really want to have fun! [applause.] # # honeydew the punchline tRVbjLxd]

每日搜集整理发布各类新鲜资讯，欢迎私信

当时我就震惊了：
后已经不再是孩子了[摊手]
[After thes no longer a child [stand hand]]

深扒娱乐热点，每天给你惊喜

娱乐情报媛：
厉害了！都中毒了~这对搞笑兄妹又来了，热舞演绎火爆全球的日本洗脑新曲《PPAP》，实在是别具一格[赞]#蜜汁笑点#
tRVbjTo
[Much!!!! Poison in the ~ for the funny brother and sister again come, dance popular global interpretation of the Japans new song PPAP brainwashed, is really unique [who] # # honeydew the punchline tRVbjTo]

新鲜出炉的新闻娱乐八卦，接好了，憋烫着了～

两条毛腿肩上扛：
#长草颜团子# 这是一条欧气锦鲤团希望恢复上班上课的你欧气满满ヾ(*´∇`)ﾉ
[# long grass YanTuanZi # this is a European gas brocade carp Want to get back to work in class you the spirit of full ヾ (* ´ ∇ `) ﾉ]

( ω)每个人都是小天使谢谢大家能相遇 @Kira__STK ；周边店铺：【长草颜文字】；合作联系@栋工作室

趣闻搞笑：
《疯狂动物城》山东话爆笑神配音！这树懒够笑一年的！！ tRVbjTYp .
[The wild animal city shandong dialect joke god voice! The sloths enough to smile a year!!!!! TRVbjTYp.]

最好玩最创意的新鲜事，网罗最搞笑最欢乐的视频！

袁立：
@海关热线未经本人许可，拿着私人形象，剧中照片，用于公务宣传。这十分不严谨，不公正，不职业！小编，你代表的不是你个人，而是公务员的职业水准！且你冒犯了我！
[@ customs hotline Without my permission, took the personal image, the image, used for official propaganda. It is not rigorous, injustice, not professional! Small make up, you is not your personal representative, but the civil servants professional! And you offended me!!!!!!!]

ABCjuben@ 【他从祸坑里、从淤泥中把我拉上来，使我的脚立在磐石上】

人民日报：
【轿车高速自燃围观者嗑瓜子拍照被扣分】近日，湖南洞新高速，一小轿车自燃火势汹汹。救援过程中，着火车辆前方米左右的匝道口，台小车依次停在路肩，司乘人员下车嗑瓜子拍照，围观看热闹。民警劝离无果，依法分别给予记分、罚款元的处罚。警察提醒：看热闹也要分场合…[拜拜]@湖南高速警察
[The car spontaneous combustion at a high speed Onlookers into hard seeds pictures be penalised 】 recently, hunan new high-speed hole, a car spontaneous combustion fire. Rescue process, the fire vehicle ramp meters in front of the mouth, the car parked on the shoulder, and in turn the passenger staff get off into hard seeds, onlookers. Police advised from fruit, respectively in accordance with the law to give score, fine punishment. The police remind watching also will divide the occasion... [bynum] @ hunan police at a high speed]

人民日报法人微博。参与、沟通、记录时代。

德卡先生的信箱：
“要一直维持热情太难了，还不如一开始就选择冷淡。”
[To maintain enthusiasm too difficult, it is better to choose the cold shoulder from the start.]

想说的话寄存在这里〔私信投递 · 匿名发布〕不欢迎没礼貌的人 GIF大多出自宫崎骏动画

我和表妹的极品事：
小岳岳新出炉的相声《败家子》[笑cry]有点长，可以先马着~！tRGtjg
[Small YueYue new crosstalk black sheep [laugh cry] is a little long, can first horse ~! tRGtjg]

走着走着，你突然被爆菊了；爆着爆着，你突然笑了.....哈哈哈！合作Q

铲屎官和主子们：
席八！场面已经控制不住了~[doge]tRVbWJNf
[Eight seats! Scene control already ~ [doge] tRVbWJNf]

每日更新铲屎君和宠物们的逗比日常

一起神回复：
好好记住那些陪你聊天到深夜的人[心]
[To remember those who accompany you chat late into the night [heart]]

这里是神回复、高级黑、内涵淫才聚集地，请自觉投入你的节操。

每日一狗：
论一只美汪是怎样炼成的！[色]灰色小贵宾Manool被主人带到宠物店修了个造型，全程超级乖巧配合，小飞耳忽闪忽闪的太抢戏！看来也是个爱美的小汪汪！[爱你]tRVCe
[Theory of how a beauty wang tempered! [color] gray small VIP Manool was host to the pet shop to fix a modelling, the entire super clever cooperate, a little on the ears a bit too upstage! View is also a love beautiful little wang wang! Love you [] tRVCe]

每天分享最有趣、最可爱的狗狗！ ♪(´ε｀)家里有一只比熊阿布，一只法斗阿兜！

TaylorSwift：
❤️ - ❤️

美国创作型女歌手，获得过座格莱美音乐大奖，座公告牌大奖，座全美音乐大奖，座美国乡村音乐大奖

咆哮女郎柏邦妮：
最近好剧太多！在刷日剧《卖房子的女人》。女主角号称没有卖不掉的房子，秘诀是：奇葩的房子卖给奇葩的人。奇葩与奇葩，各有所宜。居然有一种奇妙的治愈感。大概是因为，尊重别人的活法，绝不粗暴的进入别人的生活，无论多么变态只要不妨碍别人都予以接受，这种日本式的冷漠，真的很不错吧。
[Recent good play too much! In the brush they sell a house of woman. Actress claims not to sell their house, the secret is exotic flower house sold to wonderful work. Exotic flowers and wonderful work, to be appropriate. There is a feeling of wonderful cure. Because, presumably, respect yourself, respect others, never harsh into someone elses life, no matter how abnormal condition as long as it doesnt interfere with the other people all to be accepted, the japanese-style apathy, really good.]

哪有什么高潮可言，挺住就是一切。

猫扑：
乱停车？教你做人…[二哈]
[Disorderly parking? Teach you to be... [two ha]]

猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作：qq：，邮箱：dan.cao@opi-corp

陈赫：
上节目还能感受LOL。。。本期@好笑头条君布景真的很海兽祭司，还采访了红蓝BUFF，必须CARRY！！#好笑头条君# tRVFecz
[On the show also can feel LOL... This @ funny headline Scenery is really the sea, the priest spoke with red and blue BUFF, must CARRY!!!!! # # tRVFecz funny headline king]

工作事宜请发邮箱： chenhestudio@ TIANC（天才）网址：shop.m.taobao?spm=av...

冯远征：
据说场票已售罄！
[It is said that a ticket has sold out!]

北京人民艺术剧院演员

奔波儿灞与灞波儿奔：
这家“火锅店”服务果然宇宙第一，底料用脸盆装，哈哈哈tRVbjCn（使用 #秒拍# 录制）
[The hot pot service did the universe first, base with a washbasin, ha, ha, ha tRVbjCn (using the # # s shoot recording)]

机智呆逼两基友，爆笑喷饭两冤家！

东方卫视天籁之战：
他说音乐不是驾驭，是融入。
他的声音穿过你的耳膜抵达你的内心深处，
让你无法拒绝他的呐喊，他的疯狂。
年轻就要造，见惯的统统扔掉，
要的就是不同凡响的独一无二。
#天籁之战#给你不一样的@华晨宇yu
tRVbjWtN
[He said that music is not necessarily control over, is embodied. the sound of his voice through your eardrum has arrived in your heart of hearts, let you cant refuse him cry, hes crazy. young is made, used to throw out, we need outstanding is unique. # music @ # to you is not the same as the war of brilliance yu yu tRVbjWtN]

《天籁之战》是东方卫视自主原创、倾力打造的全新大型棚内音乐挑战节目，正在发掘每一个能唱、会唱、敢唱的民间歌者。

范范范瑋琪：
鼻涕蟲口水王
[Nose bug water king]

范范范瑋琪經紀事務請聯繫Kathy 孫嘉戎小姐及黑天使製作呂偉欽先生 email kathysun.tw@gmail alsawei@outlook 謝謝

我的前任是个极品：
毫无ps痕迹。。。不如跳舞，选总统不如跳舞[笑cry]
[There is no traces ps... As dancing, choose the President than dancing [laugh cry]]

我们不一定要完美的爱情，但求不要遇到那些极品伴侣！私信我爆出那些极品的极品事吧！发泄内心的负能量！

直播韩国：
即将到来的秀恩爱高峰期，蓝瘦香菇[拜拜]
[The upcoming peak of affection, blue thin mushroom [bynum]]

韩国那些事儿

渣蜀黍：
整理了一下女生强撩失败的合集，真是让人看得好心酸，又好笑 [笑cry]
[Adjusted girls strong collection of failure, is to let a person look very sad, again funny [laugh cry]]

蜀黍夜话，非匿名情感树洞。提问请私信查看说明。

马伯庸：
我觉得三星这回是彻底自爆自弃了⋯⋯
[I think samsung this time is completely explosive ziqi...]

朴实刚健，情绪多变，事少食烦，低调爱现。

这里是美国：
买了小一号的衣服还要硬穿进去时。。。[喵喵]
[Bought a smaller size of the clothes also hard in... [meow]]

环球网美国记者站，为您提供最全面、最权威、有高度、有态度的美国新闻资讯。环球网，世界很精彩！

史上第一最最搞：
史上最强“give me five”，没有之一！
[In the history of the strongest me five , the difference to no one!]

让好心情发酵，蒸发掉所有负能量

黄致列HCY：
碧海蓝天，春意盎然
[Blue sky, the awaken of spring is abundant]

经纪人迪文工作联系邮箱：@qq

王尼玛：
说一件你小时候记忆深刻的一件事？
[Said a memorable one thing when you were young?]

处处留心皆暴漫，天下尼玛是一家。合作邮箱hezuo@baozou

韩国me2day：
【Twitter】训练所外为金士兵送行的#ELF#们~“厉旭啊!!!好去好回!!!我们不会交男朋友的!”,“哥哥,我们有信心等到年你回来!”~~#金厉旭#等你回来~~[泪][泪](部分图片来自推特)
[Training outside the Twitter 】【 Jin Shibing off at # ELF# ~ Kim ryeowook!!! Good go back!!! We wont have boyfriends! , elder brother, you come back we have the confidence to wait for years! Waiting for you ~ ~ # # suju ~ ~ [tears] [tears] (some pictures from twitter)]

联系邮箱 meday@qq *与韩国媒体同步的全方位韩流报道,了解韩流的最佳窗口!!!*

公安部打四黑除四害：
最残忍的永远是真相[伤心]（图自@麦盖提县小阿Sir ）
[The most cruel is always the truth [sad] (figure since @ markit county small Sir) o]

打四黑除四害，主要是依法严厉打击从事危害民生违法犯罪活动的黑作坊、黑工厂、黑窝点、黑市场，为民除害，保民平安。人民对美好生活的向往就是我们的奋斗目标。齐心协力打四黑，警民联手除四害！

我的笑点又低了：
下雨没带伞的你！哈哈哈哈简直一模一样。。[笑cry]#蜜汁笑点# tRVbYZa
[The rain didnt bring umbrella you! Ha ha ha ha.. [laughing cry] # # honeydew the punchline tRVbYZa]

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