TEST BY SENRSL: I dont want to beThe public number QDQDHee heeYour eyes can see them is the only thing I want

波杰克马男：
问一个心酸的问题
[Ask a question of sad]

我不想做人了

琦殿：
爱情能当饭吃吗？
爱情当然不能。
但你的人生已经惨到了向爱情讨饭吃的地步吗？
[Love can be eat? < br > love of course not. < br > but your life has been hard to the point of beg to love to eat?]

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豆瓣说：
为什么很多人宁愿单身，也不愿降低要求去恋爱？
[Why so many people would rather single, and dont want to reduce demand to fall in love?]

嘻嘻

然后下面就没了：
即使没有人记得，也还是要祝我生日快乐[二哈]
[Even if no one remembers, or to wish me happy birthday ,]

你眼睛能看到的地方是我唯一想去的地方

趣味贩卖机：
#Celeb#未来的绝世好爸阿乐好想嫁给他
[# Celeb# best dad in the future ALe really want to marry him]

这是一个好玩儿的微博～（抽奖结果见评论栏）

一起神回复：
#神回卧谈会# 结婚时男女双方出钱是怎么分配的？
[# # god back to lie about how men and women both parties pay distribution when get married?]

这里是神回复、高级黑、内涵淫才聚集地，请自觉投入你的节操。

人民网：
你岁喜欢的人，现在怎样了？[二哈]
[How is the person you like, you are now? [two ha]]

报道全球传播中国

休闲璐：
经常看到大家讨论什么样的女孩恋爱最容易幸福。我今天仔细想了一下，虽然答案可能不让大家满意。但是说实话，我身边恋爱幸福的女孩基本都是那种不特别拿恋爱当回事的。就是赶上了就谈，不谈恋爱也过的挺有意思，一点都不怕分手，爱好挺多，朋友挺多，有自己工作并且做的还不错的。你们身边呢？
[Often see discussion what kind of girl love the easiest way to happiness. Today, I carefully thought for a moment, though the answer may not make everyone satisfied. But to be honest, I love happy girl basic kind is not particularly take love seriously. Is caught up in the talk, dont fall in love is also very interesting, is not afraid to break up, love a lot, friend a lot, have their own work and do well. Your side?]

sun down

Luv_DC：
今天是“说唱之神”姆爷Eminem 岁生日！[蛋糕] 拥有张公告牌冠军专辑，支公告牌冠单，张过万销量的专辑，全球唱片销量超过.亿，获得过座格莱美奖杯。这就是姆爷，本世纪当之无愧最伟大的神级说唱歌手。快来膜拜吧！
[Today is the spirit of rap mu ye Eminem birthday! [cake] have a bulletin board champion album, a bulletin board single crown, all sales of album, global record sales over., won grammy awards. This is the mu ye, worthy of the century, the great god a rapper. Come and worship!]

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健身女王Miuo：
墙是练习深蹲的好助手，这样练深蹲，简直停不下来[doge]tRVxnhw
[Wall is good assistant to practice the squat, such practice squats, cant stop doge tRVxnhw]

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北美吐槽君：
“男朋友觉得我拉了双眼皮很作，要和我分手”
[Boyfriend feel that I am a pulled double-fold eyelid, breaking up with me]

吐槽请发私信；公众号kissmemouth【商务合作请联系tucaojun@dealmoon】

罗玉凤：
政府提倡节约资源，我也用上了菜篮子……外面下雨了……
[The government advocates the saving resources, I also use the basket... Its raining outside...]

大家好，我是凤姐。工作联系：shanghailuoyufeng@

正常人办不出这种事儿：
终于见到Siri的真面目了！想象过她是一个怎样的人吗？今儿带你看看声音真正的主人~tRVils
[Finally meet Siris face! Imagine that she is a how of person? Today ~ tRVils show you sound really master]

本中心宣传口号：扬我国威振兴中华。精神病人思维广，弱智儿童欢乐多『内有限制级的小秘密哟』

季箐：
如果不是每个梦里都出现你，恐怕我也会相信我是真的不爱你了。
[If not every dream in you, Im afraid I will believe that I really love you.]

愿深情都会被温柔以待。【除非微博私信回复，其余都是骗子】

大脑切片：
不要跟一个人每天聊天，久了，会变成喜欢。
[Dont talk to a person every day, for a long time, will be like.]

从伦敦到马德里。

电影热搜令：
“人，到了一定年龄，都是带着点心事，带着点难言的痛，每天笑嘻嘻地生活下去的。”
[People, reach a certain age, it is with some worries, with some unaccountable pain, smile happily with living every day.]

我的资源可能不是最稀有的，但我的资源绝对是最齐全的，只要关注我，就有资源！

韩国me2day：
【tvcast】#大脑性感时代问题的男人# 充满自信的脑性男#崔珉豪# 解题→tRViIDV 珉豪你到底还有什么不会~[摊手]
[# tvcast 】【 men sexy brain age problem # # confident of cerebral male Cui Min hao # problem solving - tRViIDV precious Howe in what you have not ~ [stand hand]]

联系邮箱 meday@qq *与韩国媒体同步的全方位韩流报道,了解韩流的最佳窗口!!!*

新闻晨报：
【厉害了我的哥】在冰块内雕花，冰块翻起来那一刻美呆了！tRViqlL
[Much my brother 】【 carve patterns or designs on woodwork inside the ice, ice turned up at that moment the stay! tRViqlL]

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粽粽粽粽粽粽粽：
你们是怎么藏得住喜欢某个人的心思的啊
[How do you hide to live like someones state of mind]

若你喜欢怪人，那你离我远一点

读书：
你在听什么歌？
[What are you listening to songs?]

传媒帝国时代，用读书摆脱媒体意见控制，深入思考，通达真相、真理、真谛。

国民老岳父公：
什么时候才可以白天遛狗，不用半夜偷偷摸摸，遇到的每个人都投来微笑，草地上没有随处可见的狗屎，小区门口没有张贴禁止养大型犬的规定———世上无难事，只要肯放弃[微笑]。
[When can the dog for a walk during the day, dont have to sneak in the middle of the night, with everyone to smile, no shit everywhere, on the grass area doorway without post ban on the regulation of large dogs - nothing in the world is difficult if you give up [smiles].]

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琦殿：
我羡慕所有能表达出来的爱情。
他为你拍过的照片，画过的画，写过的字，是另一个你被他创造于世界上，不死不灭，生生不息。
我也想看看那一个我，看看我不在时，有人想念我的样子。
[I envy all can express love. < br > he photographed for you of photograph, painted a picture, write the word, is another you are he created the world, the immortality of the undead, endless. < br > I also want to have a look at that one, I look at while Im away, someone miss me.]

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李白鹿：
容纳四季，矜惜油米。[月亮]
[Accommodate four seasons, r. precious little oil meter. [moon]]

云在青山月在天

新周刊：
“月斜西，月斜西，真情思君君不知。青春欉，谁人爱，变成落叶相思栽。”（白先勇）晚安，各位。
[Oblique west oblique west month, month, true emotions and Vivian. Youth 欉, who love, become a plant leaf acacia. (bai xianyong) good night, everybody.]

《新周刊》，“中国最新锐的生活方式周刊”，创办于年月日，二十年猛进，已成为中国社会变迁最敏锐的观察者与记录者。新媒体合作邮箱： neweeklyteam@

Eleven11dream：
刻意去找的东西，往往是找不到的。天下万物的来和去，都有他的时间。——三毛
[Deliberately to find things, often cant find. Under the whole heaven come and go, has his time. -- SAN MAO]

艺术+

神店买家秀：
全天候，°无死角猫眼摄像头监控，高效省电。。。就是有点费小鱼干！[笑cry]
[All-weather, ° corner the cats eye camera monitoring, efficient energy saving... Is a bit FeiXiaoYu dry! [laughing cry]]

逛淘宝三年，不如关注我三天！看买家秀，务必关注我！

马男波杰克Bojack：
不要在深夜的时候想难过的事情因为这样只不过是问题叠加着问题所有的问题都得不到解决和推进
[Dont want to sad things in the middle of the night Because it is just the problem of the superposition problem is solved all the problems are not and propulsion]

一个酷字贯穿了我的一生🙃

张雪峰老师：
#考研那些事儿##考研蜕变计划#明天，就是我的第一次，我，有点，紧，张[笑cry][笑cry][笑cry][笑cry][笑cry][笑cry][笑cry][笑cry]
[# ones deceased father grind the # # # about ones deceased father grind transformation plan, tomorrow is my first time, I, a little, tight, zhang [laugh cry] [laugh cry] [laugh cry] [laugh cry] [laugh cry] [laugh cry] [laugh cry] [laugh cry]]

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CP少女头像：
有个路痴女票是什么体验？[笑cry]
[There is a way what experience avi ticket? [laughing cry]]

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捡书少年：
睡不着的来留下一首好听却还没火的歌qiu[馋嘴]
[Can not sleep to leave a nice but you dont fire song qiu [available]]

看书不如看我

DIY设计家居馆：
【高颜值庭院】无处不在的美，赏心悦目。
[High level appearance courtyard 】【 ubiquitous beauty, feast for the eyes.]

家居砖家一枚，设计五彩人生，没有么么哒(* ￣)(ε￣ *)你又在看我微博。合作QQ

李晓霞乒乓：
我是一个有血有肉的人，有感情的人，但是现实比我想象的要残酷很多，一直认为我是幸运的，因为有很多的人帮助才有我今天的一切，但是我内心的苦，又怎么诉说呢，只有面朝大海把心里所有不好的东西都哭完，从新吸收新的能量让自己更加的强大，这世上最看不起就是弱者，最无能就是哭，但是哭对我来说是一
[I am a human being, with the feelings of people, but the cruel reality than I thought it would be a lot, always thought that I was lucky, because there are lots of people help to just have me all today, but my heart pain, and how to tell, only facing the ocean all the bad things in their heart cry out, the new new energy absorption let oneself more powerful, this is the worlds most despise the weak, the most incompetent is cry, but crying is one for me]