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turbosun：
妹妹现在在分不清你，我，他的阶段，所以时常会对我们说：妈妈，你是我女儿吗[笑cry]妈妈，我是你妈妈[笑cry]爸爸，你是我儿子吗[笑cry]爸爸，我是你爸爸[笑cry]妈妈，你是我妹妹吗[笑cry]哥哥，我是你哥哥吗[笑cry]
[Sister now cant tell you, I, his stage, so often say to us mom, you are my daughter? [laughter cry] mom, Im your mother [laugh cry] dad, you are my son [laugh cry] dad, I am your father [laugh cry] mom, you are my sister? [laughter cry] brother, I am your elder brother? [laughter cry]]

+=

思想聚焦：
“你在意什么，什么就会折磨你。”
[What do you care about, what will torment you.]

成长，就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程！QQ ，微信号：sixiangjujiao-weixin

幽默搞笑大王：
你知道加兰特反射吗？当你用手指在小婴儿的背部沿着脊椎向下划，他的屁股会跟着肌肉向内收缩的时候扭到被划的那个方向，但只限于个月以下的小婴儿，哈哈哈，好想试试[笑cry]tRViEqw
[Do you know he reflected? When you finger in a small baby back to drag along the spine, his ass will follow when muscle contraction in the direction of twist to the row, but only months under the baby, ha ha ha, really want to try tRViEqw [laugh cry]]

我的征途是星辰大海。

全球热门搜罗：
卧槽！这个视频有毒，我读书少，你不要骗我... tRGdpWt
[Oh, my gosh! This video is toxic, I read less, you dont lie to me... tRGdpWt]

每日最佳搞笑幽默，居家旅行必备神器。——搜罗君

当时我就震惊了：
加兰特反射，这是一种天然的反射动作，当你用手指在六个月以下的小婴儿背部沿着脊椎向下划时，他的肌肉会向内收缩，造成屁股会跟着扭到你划的那个方向。简直太可爱了，想找个小北鼻试试[舔屏]tRVimn
[Galante reflection, this is a natural reflex action, when you are with your finger in the following six months baby back to drag along the spine, his muscles contracting inward, butt will follow twist to you in that direction. Simply want to find a small baby, so cute, try tRVimn [lick screen]]

深扒娱乐热点，每天给你惊喜

Happy张江：
我的天哪！！好厉害的导游姐姐，这口才简直了。。。看的我都不敢去云南了[拜拜]#蜜汁笑点#
tRViEBik
[Oh, my god!!!!! Good job guide, elder sister, the eloquence is... See I dared not go to yunnan [bynum] # # honeydew the punchline < br > tRViEBik]

每日搜集整理发布各类新鲜资讯，欢迎私信

尹正：
唐僧杀青了～感恩，剧组上下辛苦了～谢谢大家对我天的照顾🙏🙏🙏《大话西游之爱你一万年》明年见[太阳][太阳][太阳]
[唐僧杀青了～感恩，剧组上下辛苦了～谢谢大家对我天的照顾🙏🙏🙏《大话西游之爱你一万年》明年见[太阳][太阳][太阳]]

演员

小逗比神吐槽：
[doge]点燃这个烟花后，一脸懵逼，想打死老板。tRVxRxwr
[[doge] after lit the fireworks, a face of meng force, want to kill the boss. tRVxRxwr]

各种搞笑、深井冰、脑残、吐槽段子~客观们戳进来看呐~！

极品爆料王：
满满的悲伤，可怜的小短腿[doge]#蜜汁笑点# tRViEBiB
[Full of sorrow, the poor little short legs [doge] # # tRViEBiB honeydew the punchline]

你开心就好

头条新闻：
#青海杂多县.级地震#【青海玉树杂多县发生.级地震】中国地震台网正式测定：月日时分在青海玉树州杂多县（北纬.度，东经.度）发生.级地震，震源深度千米。tRVimo
[# # heteropoly county in qinghai. Earthquake [manifolds of yushu county in qinghai. Earthquake] China earthquake networks formal determination February nd time in yushu prefecture in qinghai heteropoly county (. Degrees north latitude and longitude. Degrees). An earthquake of magnitude, depth of km. tRVimo]

每日播报全球各类重要资讯、突发新闻，全天小时即时发布。欢迎报料、投稿，请发私信或者邮件：xlttnews@vip.sina。

小野妹子学吐槽：
#华晨宇#的《天籁之战》并没有让粉丝们失望。这首《流浪记》情绪不断叠加，不断积累，不断发酵，最后的高音直戳人心。这首歌的演绎独辟蹊径，和杨宗纬道有不同，但是以华晨宇自己的方式迸发…你们感受一下~ tRViETae
[# # brilliance of the war of the music fans did not disappointed. This first huckleberry Finn emotional overlay, continuously accumulate, continuous fermentation, the last high straight stamp. This song takes the deduction, there are different and aska, but burst in the form of brilliance yu himself... You feel ~ tRViETae]

图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

笑话：
浓浓的骚气外漏，你们的梦幻女神朱碧石又回来了[二哈]感觉新一代广场舞神曲快出世了，哈哈哈...简直就是神经病啊！[笑cry]#蜜汁笑点# tRVxrGs
[Thick SAO gas leakage, your dream goddess Zhu Bishi back [two ha] felt a new generation of divine comedy fast square dance was born, ha ha ha... It is just a mental derangement! [laughing cry] # # honeydew the punchline tRVxrGs]

笑话菌，每日更新新鲜笑料！！！合作投稿请私信。

新浪娱乐：
【王宝强将出庭离婚案要马蓉付精神抚慰金】日下午，王宝强起诉马蓉离婚及马蓉起诉王宝强名誉侵权两案将相继开庭。据宝强律师透露，宝强将亲自出庭。此外，宝强方新增诉讼请求，要马蓉支付精神抚慰金。而马蓉方则已申请不公开审理该案，马蓉也申请本人不到庭参审。#王宝强离婚#tRVintJJ
[【 vang pao will divorce in the court To Anita for emotional distress 】 days afternoon, wang baoqiang Sue divorce Anita and Anita sued wang baoqiang will have two reputation infringement case in session. According to bao strong lawyer, will testify in person. In addition, the treasure is strong new claims, Anita will pay a emotional distress. While Ma Rongfang has to apply for not hearing the case, Anita also apply for I do not appear in court and judge. # # tRVintJJ wang baoqiang divorce]

新浪娱乐

我的前任是极品：
原来在某宝还可以这样玩，略奇葩，略高能！
[Play in a treasure you can be so original, slightly strange flower, slightly high energy!]

【人生在世，总会遇到让你爆表的极品前任！！私信我！晒出那些贱人吧！！】

天涯历知幸：
女生，大四，未婚先孕，准备结婚中，女生父母和男生父母因为婚房问题不太愉快。#粉丝求助~#
[Girl, senior, unmarried pregnancy, ready to get married, the girls parents and boys because their parents dont too happy. # # fans for help ~]

客户经理里最好的小说作者！小说作者里最好的客户经理！

萌宠物的逗比日常：
天气变冷了，只想像这样静静的窝在被窝里，它啃萝卜，我玩手机[二哈]tRVimC
[The weather turned cold, just imagine that nest in bed quietly, it chew carrot, [two ha] tRVimC play my mobile phone]

每天分享各种萌宠物趣事，爱生活，爱萌宠的童鞋记得关注，我们一起成长!

猫扑：
【男子因亲热声太大惨遭数人群殴[衰]】日凌晨点，北海市一酒店内，房客雷某因为亲热声太大被群殴……[笑cry]事后打人者也觉得自己的行为太过冲动，经民警调解，打人方愿意给雷某.万元做为赔偿[摊手]tRVixs（看看新闻） tRVJwCYv
[The man because of sex of sound is too big Killed several people ou point [failure]], the morning, the passengers in a hotel, because tenants LeiMou affectionate sound too big by ou... [laughing cry] after the attacker also felt that their behavior is too impulsive, after police mediation, LeiMou. Will hit people give ten thousand yuan as compensation [stand hand] tRVixs tRVJwCYv (see news)]

猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作：qq：，邮箱：dan.cao@opi-corp

搞笑萌宠秀：
国外一位兽医录下了给仓鼠剪牙的过程。。。。仓鼠：最爱的花生都给你。。。都给你。。给条活路吧。。。[哈哈][哈哈]#宠物卖萌中心# tRVMaprH
[Abroad a vet to hamsters were recorded the process of cutting teeth... Hamster favorite peanuts all give you... All for you.. Give way... [ha ha] [ha ha] # # tRVMaprH pet show MOE center]

微博知名宠物达人，每日分享最萌最搞笑的萌宠趣图。合作QQ：。

段子楼：
朋友自从拿了Note，现在同事对他客气多了，邻居也礼貌了，去谈合约客户都主动让步，老板天天要给他加薪，上公共交通工具，旁人全部闪开，一点都不挤。——acnewu
[Friends since took Note, now colleagues more polite to him, neighbors also polite, to talk about the contract customers are active concessions, the boss to give him a raise every day, on public transport, all else aside, dont crowded at all. - acnewu]

段子Q群：。投稿在评论里@,翻译段子√.投稿√.段子挖坟√.合作QQ：

电影派Mr：
#派爷带你看电影# 成龙客串周星驰电影 VS 周星驰客串成龙电影 tRViyv
[# # send ye take you the movies guest star Jackie chan, chow VS Stephen chow tRViyv guest star Jackie chan film]

微博电影解说原创视频博主合作推广请+Q

文怡：
被铁锤妹妹誉为努力成为“大顺义村儿幼儿园门口儿一枝花儿”的我，早早到门口候着啦[拳头]。并且汇报一下，虽然刷了一天屏，但真的写完了两篇稿子[耶]。
[By the hammer sister as trying to be a big shunyi village son to the kindergarten son a flower of I, waiting at the door early [fist]. And report, although the brushed a day screen, but really finished two article [].]

工作电话：。课堂电话-。中年已婚女吃主。吃，喝，玩，乐，健走，瞎画，是我生命中最重要的事儿。

柯蓝：
毕竟是见过生死的孩子啊，路漫漫其修远，懂得才会敬畏[鲜花]
[Is, after all, had seen the child life and death, I see road, will fear [flowers]]

老妖

我和表妹的极品事：
男女朋友取悦对方的区别，卧槽，简直了。。。
[The difference between men and women friends to please each other, oh my god, it...]

走着走着，你突然被爆菊了；爆着爆着，你突然笑了.....哈哈哈！合作Q

北京人不知道的北京事儿：
#突发# 月日时分青海玉树发生.级地震！震源深度千米。祈祷一切平安🙏🙏🙏
[# #, moments in yushu in qinghai. Earthquake! Depth of km. 祈祷一切平安🙏🙏🙏]

直播北京突发事件，急事儿私信。只此一号，一个已婚的北京爷们儿用不正经的方式干一件靠谱的事儿。q

发现instagram：
奈良公园🌿
[奈良公园🌿]

一起来发现新鲜好玩的ins吧

人民网：
【乘客在飞机下降时玩手机不听劝阻被罚五百元】日前，在一个航班上，张某在飞机下降时，拿手机拍窗外美景，还上网聊天。其身后一穿便衣的空警要求他关机，被张某回了句：“关你屁事”。空警表明身份，张某才关机。空警离开后，张某再次使用手机，被罚款元。（温州都市报）tRViMcS
[The passengers on the plane dropped when playing mobile phone Was fined five hundred dollars not listen to discourage 】 a few days ago, on a flight, zhang as the plane fell, with their cell phones scenery outside the window, also chat on the Internet. Its behind a empty wear plain clothes police asked him to turn it off, by zhang back to a sentence pass you fart matter. Empty p id, zhang just to turn it off. Empty p left, zhang again the use of mobile phones, be fined RMB. TRViMcS (wenzhou city)]

报道全球传播中国

神奇的吐槽君：
“女票一言不合就拉黑我”
[Female ticket a word doesnt block me]

北美吐槽君旗下频道，专接各种国内吐槽。请发到tucao@mail.dealmoon 绝对保密。公众号：crazytucao

笑多了会怀孕：
岳云鹏版《还珠格格》爆笑登场！郭德纲扮演皇阿玛！已笑喷我的秒拍作品,一起来看[哈哈][哈哈][哈哈]tRVSo
[YueYunPeng edition, princess huanzhu joke! Guo degang play emperor armagh! Have laugh spray my second work, see together (ha)ha ha ha ha tRVSo]

爱笑的人运气不会太差。

任贤齐：
為日月潭馬拉松準備!謝謝New Balance！@任龍欣
[为拉松潭馬日月准备!谢谢New Balance !@任龙欣]

隨風飄飄天地任逍遙

1024专员：
这样文明执法真的好吗？带头的是否是临时工？[微笑] tRVincBF .
[Such civilized law enforcement really good? The lead is temporary? [smiles] tRVincBF.]

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扒皮王：
#贾玲唐朝逆袭记#我喜欢吃了睡，睡了吃，如此周而复始 #贾玲美人养成教程##金立M，百乐从芯开始#
[# # Jia Ling tang dynasty counter attack remember I like to eat sleep, sleep and eat, so the cycle # Jia Ling beauty form tutorial # # gionee M, best music starting from the core #]

工作请联系邮箱：realpipi@ 公号：realbapiwang

热门搞笑糗事榜：
某大学生在试卷上的发牢骚吐槽，老师当场念出，笑到你肚子疼[笑cry][笑cry]tRAgYm
[A college student in the examination paper on the whining, the teacher read out on the spot, smile to your tummy ache [laugh cry] [laugh cry] tRAgYm]

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