2016年10月11日星期二

你只活一次!Growth, is a constant feel oneself is a silly force of the process before! QQ, WeChat ID si

刘国梁:
    据说我是体育界第一个做客金星秀的,挑战和感受一下,传说中犀利的“毒舌”金姐[哈哈]我喜欢金姐的访谈风格,思维敏捷、言语犀利、敢想敢说[good][握手][广告]
[It is said that I was the first sports a guest of the Venus show, challenges and feel the legend sharp tongue ginger (ha ha) I like ginger interview style, the thought is agile, and his words sharp, dare to dare to speak [good] [shake hands] [AD]]

男神:
    也不知道有没有你喜欢的[思考][思考]
没有的话我再挑挑……

[Also do not know to have you like [thinking] [thinking] < br > no, I again to choose......]

You Only Live Once!

思想聚焦:
    怎么高兴怎么活
[How happy how live]

成长,就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程!QQ ,微信号:sixiangjujiao-weixin

我的损友是个极品:
    小戏骨《白蛇传》完整视频版来了,小白娘子怎么这么可爱啊!看得人简直有些感动了!厉害了word娃[笑cry]演的好,有前途!建议先马后看哦![太开心]tRVbdN
[Playlet white snake complete video version to the bone, small white niang son how so lovely! See person can some moved! Much word Eva [laugh cry] play of good, promising! Suggest horse before they see oh! TRVbdN [quite happy]]

私信我爆出损友的各种趣事吧!欢迎私信吐槽!【注:出于隐私来稿录用后均不会注明出处,如需@ 你请注明】

不拉的P特:
    上次那个掉胸的主播自爆了一下掉胸的原因
[The last time the chest of the host from burst out the cause of the chest]

讲真~翻翻我原创,应该挺好笑的~哈哈哈哈哈……………………掰掰~

Happy张江:
    #蜜汁笑点#太搞笑了,#沈腾#马丽超精 彩小品《个祝福》,全程爆笑,观众掌声不断!时间稍长,马了慢慢看[笑cry]tRVbdjd
[# # # honeydew the punchline is too funny, Shen Teng # Ma Lichao pure color sketch a blessing, the entire joke, audience applause! Time is a bit long, horse slowly see [laugh cry] tRVbdjd]

每日搜集整理发布各类新鲜资讯,欢迎私信

谢娜:
    戳到笑点[笑cry]
[Poke the punchline [laugh cry]]

太阳女神(也可称为喜神)的光芒照四方呀嘛照四方:)工作邮箱:w@qq(仅限工作)感谢!

iPanda熊猫频道:
    睡出自我爱谁谁~[doge][doge][doge]
[Sleep out self who CARES ~ [doge] [doge] [doge]]

(live.ipanda)关注我以后你们就是我的人了!在这里我是团长你们是饭团,团长爱饭团么么哒~

新浪娱乐:
    #张艺兴机场晕倒# 今日,EXO成员们因海外行程出国,有粉丝目击张艺兴在仁川机场突然晕倒,随后张艺兴被消防员送往医院,当时他处于无意识状态。EXO其他成员也随即取消了飞行行程。tRVbgRoN 小绵羊要注意身体啊[可怜]
[Faint # # lay airport today, the members of the exobiology for overseas travel abroad, there are fans witnessed lay in incheon airport suddenly fainted, then lay was taken to hospital in a fireman, he was in a state of unconsciousness. Exobiology other member also then cancelled the flight schedule. TRVbgRoN little sheep should pay attention to body ah [poor]]

新浪娱乐

Daghe:
    “男女不分的变态”“娘娘腔”“恶心”“你不觉得自己这样很吓人吗?”。我不是伪娘,但我有伪娘的朋友,“她们”会将女装作为日常打扮,“她们”只有在女装里才能找到舒适。请你不要剥夺“她”这份舒适。“她们”比你想象得脆弱的多,但被逼到要格外坚强,这样不好。
[Men and women both in the abnormal condition and sissy sick you dont feel its so scary? . I am not a pseudo niang, but I have a friend transsexuals, they will dress as a daily dress, they only to find comfort in the womens clothing. Please dont deprive she the comfortable. They more fragile than you can imagine, but was forced to take extra strong, this is not good.]

咖喱给你,我不是。

A方博:
    强者都说突破自己超越自己很不容易,但是我觉得超越强者更难[笑cry]
[者强突破笔都己自己不超自越易容很觉,但我得超口译者更强越难[笑哭泣]

星趣事:
    《情迷冯家屯》一个美女和一个逗逼小伙的蒙圈爱情不看不知道,这冯家屯搞笑爱情可以和乡村爱情故事较个上下#冯家屯你迷了吗#今天你看了吗?
[The confused Feng Gutun force a beauty and a funny guy of the circle of love dont see dont know, this Feng Gutun funny love can up and down and country love story is a # # Feng Gutun you lost it you see today?]

想每天学点法律知识的朋友们请关注!

陈翔橙:
    蓝瘦 香菇 tRVbFgvI .
[Blue thin Xianggu mushroom tRVbFgvI.]

蔡卓妍:
    我覺得我和媽媽都胖了⋯但媽媽覺得是光線問題[思考][思考]哈哈哈哈[笑cry][笑cry]
[I think my mother and I are fat. But my mother think its the light problem [thinking] [thinking] ha ha ha ha [laugh cry] [laugh cry]]

暂无

我的前任是极品:
    #极品曝光#喜欢上了一个男神级别的男生···
[# # the best exposure in love with a male god level boy...]

【人生在世,总会遇到让你爆表的极品前任!!私信我!晒出那些贱人吧!!】

不二大叔说:
    护短的男人最靠谱!
[Justifying a fault of man on most!]

微信公众号:dashu 让思考更有效率,让时间更有价值。

天天美食推荐:
    四种意面简单做!喜欢吃意面的朋友们快来get√ tRtZTxSn


新浪微博最大的美食基地。每天推荐不同的美食做法,尝尽世界美味,感受舌尖上的中国!加关注吧!

八卦_我实在是太CJ了:
    张艺兴今天下午在仁川机场晕倒了,数起来今年都晕好几次了,这累得真是,公司让他多休息一下吧。。。
[Lay fainted in the incheon airport this afternoon, count up all dizzy several times this year, this is really tired, the company let him more rest...]

成熟淡定优雅谦逊。公号:cj

东方卫视极限挑战:
    你要好好的呀,要健康[泪]
[Well ah, you want to health (tears)]

冷笑话精选:
    ,,,木头人!最后一幕要是换成贞子,效果更佳[喵喵]
[,,, blockhead! The last scene if zhen son, better effect [meow meow]]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

李响:
    现在已是芝加哥时间的夜里两点多,极其困乏了,左膝还在隐隐作痛,却没有睡意。因为几个小时前一条关于我本人昨天芝加哥马拉松找人代跑的微博实在是刺痛了我。本来不想说什么了,也不知道该说什么。既然跟我一起跑的跑友、新浪跑团的团长Angela都站出来仗义直言了,我也补充一下,我在第公里的地方就
[Is now at two o clock at night in Chicago time, very tired, his left knee still in dull ache, but not sleepy. For a few hours before a about my yesterday Chicago marathon run for generation of weibo is really hurt me. Originally didnt want to say what, also dont know what to say. Now that run together with me running friends, sina group leader Angela to battle righteousness the truth, I also add that the I in the place where the first kilometers]

《响聊聊》土豆每周上线、《职来职往》中教一每周六 工作事宜请联络:

潘瑋柏:
    世界上愚蠢無知行為的人很多,你是其中一個嗎?要拒絕做愚蠢無知的人,要做的是改變這世界,不是改變人性。一起 #說做就做#
[Ignorant behavior are too many people in the world, you are one of them? To refuse to become ignorant person and want to do is to change the world, is not change human nature. # # just do it together]

英式没品笑话百科:
    猜猜这是泰勒斯威芙特的前面还是后面?
——gag

[Guess what this is in the front of the Taylor swift or behind? < br > - gag]

高级审美与百无禁忌

平安北京:
    希望你用不到这个救命技能[思考]
[Hope you use less than the trinket [thinking]]

这里是北京市公安局官方微博,在这里您可以了解到北京警方的新闻资讯。欢迎您给我们提出意见和建议。

我们爱讲冷笑话:
    基基复基基,当小短腿儿们完全融入我们生活之后。。。[doge]
[Base base base base, after short little legs are fully integrated into our lives... [doge]]

笑话竟有冷热之分,究竟是谁不懂幽默。。爱生活,爱冷兔!!!(如果相关微博系谁原创 请及时联系冷兔)

学生那点小事:
    蓝瘦香菇什么梗,卧槽,竟然有人唱成歌了,好魔性,太好听了。。。[笑cry]tRVbAOr
[Blue thin mushroom stem what, oh my god, someone sing a song, the good ones, so nice... [laughing cry] tRVbAOr]

【微信号:StudentLA】致我们即将逝去以及已经逝去的青春岁月。学校里的那些事,吐出学生所有心声☞喜欢就 【加关注】 ◕‿◕

猫扑:
    【女子扶摔倒老人 被挖苦“想成网红”】日,保定望都县一位七十多岁的老人骑三轮车不慎摔倒,一女子上前救助,被恰好路过的县委宣传部新闻干事陈卫红拍摄了下来。照片被传到网上后引起争议,有人点赞也有人质疑是摆拍,甚至有人攻击“想成网红想疯了”,女子表示心寒。你怎么看?tRVbkVk
[The girl took down the old man was sarcastic like net red 】, baoding wangdu county, a seventy - year - old man riding a tricycle fell, a woman come forward to help, be just passing by the county party committee propaganda department director news wei-hong Chen shot down. Controversial after photos were posted online, one thumb up also some question is posed, some even attack like red net want to crazy, the woman said chilling. What do you think? tRVbkVk]

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猫小北的厕所读物:
    蓝瘦香菇这个梗竟然有人唱成歌了,卧槽!太魔性了。[笑cry][笑cry][笑cry] tRVbAOr #微博搞笑小视频#
[Blue thin mushrooms the terrier should someone sing a song, oh, my gosh! Its too ones. [laughing cry] [laughter cry] [laugh cry] tRVbAOr # # weibo funny little video]

每日更新文章,最佳厕所伴侣。文章转自各大论坛网站,版权归原作者。业务QQ

焦恩俊Vincent:
    Hi大家好嗎?❤️
[Hi everyone, please? ❤ ️]

影,視,歌,廣告,演出,工作聯繫, 王思(經紀人) email:@qq(非誠勿擾)感謝

我的笑点又低了:
    哈哈哈哈小新这逻辑,没毛病啊![污]#蜜汁笑点# tRVbBeZ
[Ha ha ha ha small new the logic, no problem! [pollution] # # honeydew the punchline tRVbBeZ]

( ﹁ ﹁ )一只笑点极低的博主,?.? ≡(▔﹏▔)≡推广合作请加qq

王皓乒乓:
    中午骑车下午训练
[Cycling training in the afternoon at noon]

工作事宜请联系经纪人!

我是马男波杰克:
    世界上最恶心的事 就是你看见了一个人虚伪的一面,
可是其他人没看见 ,他们以为她就是表面上的那么美好,
然后你就变成了其他人眼里的心机婊。[摊手]

[The most disgusting thing in the world Is you see the hypocrisy of one side, < br > but the others didnt see it, they think she is so beautiful on the surface, < br > then you Biao all turned into someone elses eyes. [stand hand]]

“能遇见我 算你走运 点个赞让我知道你来过”

我和表妹的极品事:
    这个世界上,你永远亏欠的人只有一个。妈妈的世界很小,只装满了我。我的世界很大,常忽略了她。tRbqIXd
[In this world, there is only one forever indebted to you. My mothers world is very small, only filled with me. My world is very big, often ignored her. tRbqIXd]

走着走着,你突然被爆菊了;爆着爆着,你突然笑了.....哈哈哈!合作Q

SNH48-万丽娜:
    我要报警了[打脸]
[Im going to call the police [face]]

务必认真。人要是没有追求就完蛋了呀。( ̄^ ̄)ゞ合作联系:business@snh - 影视:yingshi@snh 综艺:zongyi@snh

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