2016年10月14日星期五

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噗嗤大叔:
    有什么可以保持每天好心情的方法?
[What can I do to keep a good mood every day?]

做科普的。微信号:ouba

英国那些事儿:
    大龄剩女?多岁不结婚就是耻辱?这姐们表示:行,姐自己和自己结婚,看你们还能说啥[摊手][摊手]
[Older women? S not marry is shame? The sisters said line, elder sister yourself and your marriage, can see you say what [stand hand] [stand hand]]

一个在英国爱吐槽的主页君.没事爱分享英国最搞最有意思大小事.

央视新闻:
    【[话筒]三星Note中国用户今天起可退换机 退货获元补贴】中国三星电子今天宣布,月日至月日办理Galaxy Note 退换货。消费者需携带Note手机及相应购买凭证(发票、收据等)到原购买渠道办理,赠品无需返还。退货提供元补贴;购买Galaxy S edgeS提供元补贴。非国行版Note产品也可
[[[] phone samsung Note Chinese users today may return machine return for yuan subsidy 】 China samsung electronics announced today that month to month, to handle the Galaxy Note return. Consumers need to Note to carry mobile phones and the corresponding purchase vouchers, invoices, receipts, etc.) to the original purchase channels, gifts do not need to return. Return to yuan subsidies; Buy the Galaxy S edgeS provide RMB subsidies. The legal channels version can also Note products]

“央视新闻”微博是中央电视台新闻中心官方微博,是央视重大新闻、突发事件、重点报道的首发平台。

LOL逗比君:
    奥巴马の日常
[Obama の daily]

工作联系QQ:

新浪财经:
    【袁隆平青岛研发海水稻:可多养活亿人】月日上午,袁隆平院士领衔的青岛海水稻研究发展中心在李沧区的签约落户。袁隆平院士表示,将在年之内,研发出亩产公斤的海水稻。试种、推广成功后,可增产粮食亿公斤,多养活约亿人。tRVfPwFB
[The yuan longping rice research and development of Qingdao sea can feed one hundred million people] on Monday morning, Qingdao sea rice research and development center, led by academician yuan longping in licang signing in. Academician yuan longping, said in the years, developed a kg of sea rice per mu. After the success of the trial, the promotion, can increase food kilograms, how to feed about one hundred million people. tRVfPwFB]

新浪财经提供*小时财经资讯及全球金融市场报价,覆盖股票、债券、基金、期货、信托、理财、管理等多种面向个人和企业的服务。

雷明:
    最怕小姑娘大无畏地说:钱没了可以挣,男人错过了就再也难找。其实真相是,钱没了很难挣,男人错过了非常好找。我国别的都缺,唯独男人极度过剩,都多出一个澳大利亚来了。现在经济不景气,失业率越来越高,钱真的很难挣。
[The most afraid of a little girl boldly say didnt can earn money, man missed will never hard to find. In fact, the truth is that didnt hard to earn money, man missed a very good looking. Our country are short of other, only men significant surplus, have many a Australia. Now the economy goes into recession and unemployment rate is higher and higher, its really hard to earn money.]

心理专家,业务联络:庞静(北京)陈琛(江浙沪)。浙江大学导师,发改委CHRD常务理事,中科院研究生院教授。

人民网:
    【消防员出警遇父亲出车祸 父亲:我能挺住 你先救别人】日,河南许昌发生交通事故,有人被困车内。消防员丁麦伦到现场救援时,发现自己父亲在事故中受伤被抬上救护车,他想照顾下,其父却称:“你先去救其他人,我能挺住”,所有人被救出后,他才请假去医院探父。(大河报)tRVfhtax
[The firefighters police encounter father accident Father I can survive after you save others], the traffic accident which happened in xuchang, henan people trapped inside. Firefighters Ding Mailun on-site rescue, he found his father was injured in the accident was carried on an ambulance, he wants to take care of, but his father said you go first to save others, I can survive, all people are saved, he went to the hospital to just leave out the father. (the river) tRVfhtax]

报道全球 传播中国

全球热门搜罗:
    贾玲、陈赫的最新作品《九儿》,绝对实力搞笑,卧槽,最后太走心了,时间较长,建议先马再看!!! #蜜汁笑点# tRcRxsI
[Jia Ling, Chen Hes latest work, nine absolute power, oh my god, finally walk too heart, for a long time, suggest first horse again see!!!!!! # # honeydew punchline tRcRxsI]

每日最佳搞笑幽默,居家旅行必备神器。——搜罗君

猫扑:
    为了让家里的狗狗不再偷吃东西,主人精心准备了一份特别的“斩首式”午餐在它面前吃完……求柴犬的心理阴影面积[挖鼻][摊手] (饲主dokuroou)
[In order to make a dog steal to eat is no longer, master carefully prepared a special decapitation lunch eat in front of it... For firewood dog psychological shadow area [dig nose] [stand hand] dokuroou (owner)]

猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作:qq:,邮箱:dan.cao@opi-corp

头条新闻:
    #热点#【韩国法务部:在济州机场滞留中国人已全部回国】韩国法务部今日表示,中国国庆期间在济州机场入境被拒的中国人已全部回国。谈及被拒入境的中国人待遇时,韩方表示,入境被拒人员会在机场内的出国等待室内待机。等待室男女分开,每人提供一床被子,餐费原则上由本人承担。tRVfvLJ
[Hot # # 【 justice in jeju airport stranded Chinese has fully back 】 justice said today, China during the National Day in jeju airport was refused entry of all Chinese people have been back home. Talking about permission to Chinese treatment, South Korea, said was refused entry personnel on standby abroad within the airport waiting for the interior. Waiting room separate men and women, each with a quilt, meals in principle, be borne by himself. tRVfvLJ]

每日播报全球各类重要资讯、突发新闻,全天小时即时发布。欢迎报料、投稿,请发私信或者邮件:xlttnews@vip.sina。

极品爆料王:
    不能让粑粑带孩子系列!! 喵爹不停地逗小奶猫,喵妈:没见过你这么不靠谱的爹!![笑cry]#蜜汁笑点# tRVfvBL
[Cant let children BaBa series!! Meow dad constantly tease little milk cat, meow mama havent seen you so unreliable father!! [laughing cry] # # honeydew the punchline tRVfvBL]

你开心就好

苑子豪:
    又一年旧金山,很多景色变了,但爱旅行和生活这件事没有变。想在最好的年纪,去看最美的风景。并且希望,下次可以有你一起。❤️
[Another year in San Francisco, a lot of the landscape has changed, but love to travel and life does not change this. Want to look at the best age, the most beautiful scenery. And hope can be together with you next time. ❤ ️]

工作联系:workyzh@/图书 《穿越人海拥抱你》现已温暖上市

全球奇闻趣事:
    年代是如何练车考驾照的,[笑cry][笑cry]看了几十遍仍然停不下来! 你们感受一下![doge] #全球奇闻趣事# tRVfPwBG .
[S how to practice car, drivers license test [laugh cry] [laugh cry] seen it dozens of times still cant stop! You feel it! [doge] # # anecdote tRVfPwBG around the world.]

每日搜寻全球奇闻趣事,欢迎爆料。

互联网的那点事:
    有人混进了网易大楼,登上了天台,要跳楼,估计是楼下那帮xx购维权的![生病]
[Someone to sneak into the netease building, on the roof, want to jump off a building, estimation is downstairs that help xx purchase rights! [ill]]

有事私信!

萌宠物的逗比日常:
    柯基小短腿上楼梯。。但怎么都上不去。。原谅我不厚道的笑了[二哈]tRVbxJz
[Corgi little short legs on the stairs. But how is couldnt get on. Forgive me for not honest smiled tRVbxJz [two ha]]

每天分享各种萌宠物趣事,爱生活,爱萌宠的童鞋记得关注,我们一起成长!

我的前任是极品:
    如何在网上与三观不合的人撕逼但又不被对方气死?
[How to quarrel with people through not online but dont be so angry?]

【人生在世,总会遇到让你爆表的极品前任!!私信我!晒出那些贱人吧!!】

王皓乒乓:
    进入联赛的节奏
[The rhythm of into the league]

工作事宜请联系经纪人!

我与贱客的日常:
    慎入!在警局嘶吼的大姐...这黑嗓,这耐力,真的是大写的服![笑cry][doge]
tRVfvSTZ

[Take into the! The roar in police elder sister... This black voice, the endurance, really is the capital of clothing! [laughing cry] [doge] < br > tRVfvSTZ]

各位骚侠,身边有人各种犯贱不?各类爆笑应有尽有,欢迎私信投稿贱事和调戏。

冷笑话精选:
    一起来感受下小短腿的绝望……柯基:难受想哭[摊手]tRVVEVax
[Together to feel despair little short legs under... [stand hand] tRVVEVax corgi sad want to cry]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

神奇的吐槽君:
    “胸太大腰太细的困扰”
[Chest too big waist fine problems]

北美吐槽君旗下频道,专接各种国内吐槽。请发到tucao@mail.dealmoon 绝对保密。 公众号:crazytucao

娱大神:
    活久见!张铁林张国立王刚合拍“男人装”,史上第一次铁三角合体拍大片,表现力太好了又要去重温《铁齿铜牙纪晓岚》了!
[Live long to see! Zhang tielin zhang guoli wang gang in tune the man is installed, for the first time in the history of iron triangle fit large, expressive force is too good and want to go back to the TieChiTongYa jis morning mist !]

八卦明星丨点评娱乐圈丨综艺影视资讯丨工作邮箱:yuledashen@

吴敬平教练:
    最新利器-食品烘干机,秘制山楂干。[哈哈]
[The latest weapon - food dryer, secret hawthorn. [ha ha]]

中国乒乓球队教练。

嘴巴笑抽筋了:
    听说你很了解《西游记》 看看跪在了第几题[哆啦A梦汗][哆啦A梦汗][哆啦A梦汗]
[I heard that you know the story of journey to the west, see what kneels on the [doraemon khan] [doraemon khan] [doraemon khan]]

一个默默的段子搬运骚年.!您的关注就是我搬运的动力.....合作投稿请私信

一起神回复:
    毕竟 嘘寒问暖,不如打笔巨款![摊手]
[After all, be caring and attentive, than make huge sum!! [stand hand]]

这里是神回复、高级黑、内涵淫才聚集地,请自觉投入你的节操。

衣锦夜行的燕公子:
    在路边等车,有个人走过来问我,美女,有没有用过安利的护肤品啊!本来牙就痛,我立刻火了,回答:什么鬼啊!我怎么看也是用lamer的好不好!!
[On the side of the road waiting for a bus, a man came over and asked me, beauty, amway has used to protect skin to taste! The tooth hurts, I immediately fire, answer what the hell! How can I also use lamer, ok!!]

世界就像是个巨大的马戏团,它让你兴奋,却让我惶恐。 因为我知道散场后永远是——有限温存,无限心酸。

咪蒙:
    这段时间一直肩颈痛,越来越严重,去协和医院检查,医生说,你这是长期坐在电脑面前,肌肉劳损……我说,医生,那我该怎么办呢?医生说,你应该买一个香奈儿的包……不愧是大医院,一下子就看出了病根[doge][doge][doge]
[This paragraph of time always shoulder neck pain, more and more serious, to check union medical college hospital, the doctor said, you are sitting in front of the computer for a long time, muscle strain... I say, doctor, what should I do? The doctor said you should buy a chanel bag... Not the kui is a big hospital, suddenly see injuries [doge] [doge] [doge]]

绝经之前一定要睡到姜东元!

北京人不知道的北京事儿:
    今儿一早的北京,戳视频感受一下。。。今天这天儿你戴口罩了吗?[衰] tRVVyRH (图转自网友 视频by@随便快快大姐姐 )
[Today early in the morning in Beijing, poke video feel... Today is the day youre wearing a mask? [failure] tRVVyRH (figure from Internet video by @ take big sister quickly)]

直播北京突发事件,急事儿私信。只此一号,一个已婚的北京爷们儿用不正经的方式干一件靠谱的事儿。q

新京报:
    【泰国国王驾崩 旅行社提醒:未来一年赴泰游忌穿颜色鲜艳的服装】泰国王宫宫务处日发布公告,泰国国王拉玛九世普密蓬·阿杜德于当天时分在曼谷诗里叻医院因病驾崩,享年岁。泰国政府决定自本月日起举哀一年,全国下半旗志哀、停止一切公共娱乐活动天。同时泰国公务员、国企员工自本月日起
[The Thai king died travel alert over the next year to Thai trip avoid wearing colorful clothes 】 business office, Thai royal palace palace announced that Thai king rama ix bhumibol adulyadej in poems in the day time in Bangkok hospital died because of illness, he was years old. The Thai government decided to wailing from the day of this month in a year, the lower flags, stop all public entertainment activities. Thai civil servants at the same time, the state-owned enterprises staff from the day of this month]

一份以责任为灵魂的报纸;一份致力于记录时代步伐的报纸;一份进步、美好的报纸。新京报,品质源于责任。

休闲璐:
    我真没有想到我因为沉迷游戏一个多月都没做指甲。。
[I really dont think I dont indulge in the game for more than a month to do fingernails..]

sun down

小奇趣摘:
    奇葩夫妻吵架,老婆揭露生活细节笑声不断!涂磊一句话全场安静了……[赞]tRVfPsFX
[Wonderful work couple quarrel, the wife revealed details of laughter! TuLei sentence full quiet... [who] tRVfPsFX]

小奇趣摘

谷大白话:
    《#奇异博士#》本尼迪克特·康伯巴奇号来沪宣传。我受邀跟本尼老师谈笑风生,边吃边聊聊两国的美食和文化。大家有啥想问本尼的请写在回复里,我会选几个问他。活动直播时间:日下午点半-点;直播账号@新浪娱乐 《奇异博士》国内月日上映!
[The singular Dr # #, Benedict Chambers, batch number to Shanghai. I was invited to benny laughing, the teacher talk over dinner cuisine and culture of the two countries. You have what to ask benny, please write in reply, I will choose several asked him. Broadcast time day afternoon at half past - point; Dr Live account @ sina entertainment amazing domestic release date!]

THERES NO『俗』WITHOUT『谷』

左岸潇:
    我和奈何大神在同一个机场休息室!!!!!我如果现在抱着一台电脑在他面前用很利索的手活儿打游戏会不会引起他的注意!!!!在线等!!!!
[Im in the same airport lounges and how great god!!!!!!!!!!! If I now hold a computer in front of him with a very neat hand work to play the game will get his attention!!!!!!!!!! Online etc.!!!!!!!!!!]

佛在路上 庙在心中 我在左紫给 淘宝地址 tRyFYf

夏雨:
    我要飞,我要飞向克林姆林宫,我要飞向列宁革勒[嘻嘻]
[I want to fly, I want to fly to the kremlin, I want to fly to Lenin leather le (hee hee)]

动静无始,变化无端,虚虚实实,自然而然。工作事宜请联络夏雨工作室段先生:xystudios@qq

懒人电饭煲菜谱:
    【糯米红枣的详细做法】健脾养胃,补血安神,材料虽简单,但营养丰富,做起来简单方便,可以根据自己的口味加糖还是蜂蜜~[馋嘴]
[Spleen and nourishing the stomach, glutinous rice red jujube detailed practices 】 【 blood sedative, material is simple, but rich nutrition, easy and convenient to do it, according to taste with sugar or honey ~ [available]]

最简单的小家电就能做出绝世美味,请关注@懒人电饭煲菜谱 吧! 素材来源互联网,旨在分享 推广QQ联系:

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