#大叔吐槽星座# 对爱的人怎么好只有自己知道——金牛[爱你]
[Uncle # # poking fun at the constellation of love people how good only oneself know, Taurus love you []]
星座只是娱乐，理想是带着粉丝发财。工作联系 邮箱：woshitongdao@shushujia.me
Happy张江：哇哦厉害了！三个中央音乐学院的教授的打击乐表演，高手在民间！简直是中国的架子鼓真好听~[赞]#蜜汁笑点#tRVVkIy
[Wow amazing! Three, a professor of central academy of music percussion performance, superior in folk! It is a nice Chinese drums ~ [who] # # tRVVkIy honeydew the punchline]
每日搜集整理发布各类新鲜资讯，欢迎私信
谭松韵seven：选吧～ 我不会说我最喜欢第一张[二哈]
[Choose ~ I wouldnt say I like the firstsecond,]
工作邀约请联系：叶女士：（非工作事宜，勿扰）谢谢！😜
草图君：请问…
不小心把媳妇儿的口红弄断了……
会被打死吗……🙃
[Could you tell me... < br > accidentally broke her lipstick... < br > will be killed... 🙃]
一个有故事的人。
袁弘：无·力·吐·槽
[No, force, vomit slot]
日行一善，夜扯一淡。一个不高尚但纯粹的人，一个脱离不了低级趣味的人，一个喝酸奶只舔盖舔完就扔的人。十八禁 工作邮箱emma.lee@thebrandcore
贾静雯：今天從Brisbane坐直升機到美麗的茶樹莊園，真的被眼底的景色給迷惑了⋯好美☺️☺️不同視角，不同體驗～
接著再坐飛機來到繁華的Sydney！謝謝愛我的影迷們來機場接機⋯感動😌🙏
明天一早還有工作～晚安囉💤💤
[现在天品仆人Brisbane坐直升机不到深入莊園茶树,被眼底的景色了好美⋯奖金垃圾️讨论讨论️不同視角,不同體驗~< br接著再坐來到繁华的飞行机Sydney !谢谢爱我的影子迷們來機场接机⋯感动😌🙏< br囉💤💤首推一早還有工作~请]
工作事宜請聯繫經紀人何曉潔，聯繫電話：,郵箱：@qq
刘同：你说我懂你。不是我懂你，是我懂自己，刚好我们很像而已。
[You said I understand you. Is not I understand you, is I understand myself, just we like.]
全新作品《向着光亮那方》四月全国发行。已出版《谁的青春不迷茫》《你的孤独，虽败犹荣》等作品。工作联系：晓强（ 仅限短信）
郭斯特：好多人看了狐狸馒头说想养猫，资深铲屎官平板子打算间歇性分享一些养猫的学问，今天来聊聊【为啥要给猫梳毛，梳毛是必要的吗？】 未来铲屎官可以备用！tRVVBF
[Many people saw the fox steamed bread say want to cat, senior officer shovel excrement tablet son going to intermittent share some cats knowledge, today to talk about [why combing the cat, it is necessary to comb hair? The future shovel excrement officer can spare! tRVVBF]
我是平板！合作联系QQ，一些周边tRzAkS
瞎看什么：这个印度片不唱歌跳舞了，开始直播自杀了！tRVVOlm
[The Indian dont sing and dance and begin to live suicide! tRVVOlm]
电影吐槽节目《瞎看什么》
猫扑：【厉害了word姐！网曝云南导游力劝游客购物[哆啦A梦吃惊]】我的天哪！！好厉害的导游姐姐，这口才简直了……[拜拜]tRViEBik
[[the word elder sister good! Net exposure of yunnan tour guide urging tourists shopping [doraemon surprised]] my god!! Good job guide, elder sister, the eloquence is... [bynum] tRViEBik]
猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作：qq：，邮箱：dan.cao@opi-corp
扒皮王：满怀期待的看了下《爸爸去哪儿》，但没搞懂黄致列去的意义。语言不通，交流起来好费劲，啥也不会，也并不是孩子的爸爸，完全背离了亲子互动节目要见证孩子成长与蜕变以及展现父子之间温暖亲情的宗旨。就算作秀也认了，结果还找了一个只会在天朝圈钱、 收礼物反过来还说天朝钱好赚的韩国艺人来带孩子
[Under the anticipation of saw dad where to go, but didnt understand the meaning of yellow to column to. Language, communication up good effort, what also not, not the childs father, completely deviated from the parent-child interaction programs to witness the child growth and metamorphosis, and the purpose of the warm affection between father and son. Even if show also recognized, the results also find a will only in Chinas money and gifts in turn south Korean artists also said that Chinas good to earn money to take care of the kids]
工作请联系邮箱：realpipi@ 公号：realbapiwang
趣闻搞笑：听说车主在白天欺负了一只汪，结果就杯具了……
车主去保险公司：说出来你可能不信，我的车是被狗拆了的[拜拜]
哈哈哈哈哈哈厉害了！这是一群有组织有纪律的黑帮汪[doge] tRVVNLC .
[Heard that the owner bully a wang during the day, the result is the tragedy... < br > the owner to the insurance company, said it may surprise you, my car was torn down by a dog [bynum] < br > ha ha ha ha ha ha good! This is a group of organized gang wang [doge] tRVVNLC have discipline.]
最好玩最创意的新鲜事，网罗最搞笑最欢乐的视频！
一只学屌：与宿管的巅峰对决一触即发！[doge]
[And the dormitory administrator of match-ups! [doge]]
从前有个人关注了我，然后Ta过上了幸福快乐的日子
最神奇的视频：【老公喝醉酒，四川妹子是这样教育老公的… 】老公喝醉酒了，老婆在审问。四川妹子，驭夫有术啊！这样的老婆挺好的，多温柔啊！全程笑点，哈哈哈哈哈tRVy
[【 honey drunk, sichuan sister is such education husband... 】 husband drunk, his wife in interrogation. Sichuan sister, yu, the art! The wife good, gentle! The punchline, ha ha ha ha ha tRVy]
视频，就要神奇的！看神奇的视频就关注我，你绝对意想不到的视频！用最神奇的视频伴你渡过神奇的一天！
邢晓瑶：今天八小时的战果！手麻了！
向你们展示死宅少女是如何在家度过周末的。
[The results for eight hours today! Hand hemp! < br > show you die curtilage girl is how to spend the weekend at home.]
工作邀约发邮件到yaoyaodaye@，INS：xingxiaoyao
一起神吐槽：让我们一起摇摆，一起摇摆嘿..[二哈]tRVVvlC
[Lets swing, swing together hey.. [two ha] tRVVvlC]
你造么不吐槽的人生都不完整。关注后膝盖易碎，节操必失，三观毁尽...
三联生活周刊：#轻松一刻# 被深深伤害的不仅是宝宝[二哈][二哈]，仿佛看到一把狗粮扑面而来[微笑]。（@我的朋友是个呆B ）tRViTcV
[# # relaxed moment is not only deeply hurt the baby [two ha] [], we seem to see a dog food (smile). TRViTcV (@ my friend is a stay B)]
一本杂志和他倡导的生活.
Houson猴姆：#华晨宇#在天籁之战演绎了一首《流浪记》。感觉这首歌能在年度live top里应该有一席吧。距离上次被他唱哭是三年前快男舞台上《亲爱的小孩》，这种感觉又回来了，推荐： tRViRmQ
[# # brilliance yu deduced a huckleberry Finn in the war of the music. Can feel the song in the annual live there should be a seat in the top. Distance by him sing last time cry is almost three years ago men on stage dear children, this kind of feeling is back, recommendation tRViRmQ]
这货就是【猴姆独家】！！！
冷笑话精选：一群在沙滩上享受日光浴的小狗们！走走走，一起去海边浪！[二哈] tRVIaUD
[A group of dogs enjoy sunbathing on the beach! Go for a walk, go to the sea waves! [two ha] tRVIaUD]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
袁立：我老去农村，志愿者看着我满脚的泥说：“袁老师好土啊，一点没有明星样子！”其实，袁老可潮了，今天参加上海时装周“潮”论坛，美伐😌谁说我只会满脚泥，我是多面的。[亲亲]
[I always go to the countryside, the volunteers looked at me with feet of clay, said miss yuan good soil, no star! 其实，袁老可潮了，今天参加上海时装周“潮”论坛，美伐😌谁说我只会满脚泥，我是多面的。 [kiss]]
ABCjuben@ 【他从祸坑里、从淤泥中把我拉上来，使我的脚立在磐石上】
思想聚焦：读书越少越容易对环境不满，读书越多越容易对自己不满。读书少，看问题往往失于主观简单，归咎外因，牢骚抱怨。书读多了，人变得谦逊、沉着、明晰，更知道自己的短处在哪里，视野提升，心胸开阔，拨云见日，迷途知返。抱怨什么，不如读书。—— 詹伯侯
[Reading is less easy to dissatisfaction with the environment, the more the easier it is for their discontent. Reading, watching problem often fail to subjective simple, blame the external cause, complaints. More books we read, the people become humble, calm, clear, more know where his own shortcomings, vision, open-minded, a dark day seem bright, side. Complain about what, than reading a book. - ZhanBoHou]
成长，就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程！QQ ，微信号：sixiangjujiao-weixin
小野妹子学吐槽：岛国一位主人表示，她家里的大黑猫战斗力真是令人叹为观止[哆啦A梦吃惊] tRVCj .
[Island, one owner said her house big cats fighting capacity is really breathtaking tRVCj [doraemon surprised].]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
卢思浩：我本来已经上车了，发现为何我如此身轻如燕。转念一想，妈个鸡我的背包呢[震惊]
于是只能跟助理灰溜溜地下车[崩溃][崩溃]
这是最后一班高铁[震惊]我回不去北京了[震惊]
现在很累，紧急订酒店，很难说服自己不是一个傻逼[摊手][摊手]
我再也不写颠沛流离了[怒骂][怒骂]
[I already get on the bus, found that why am I so the body as light as yan. On second thought, mom a chicken in my backpack? [shocked] < br > then only with assistant despondently collapse [] [] collapse < br > this is the last one high-speed rail [shocked] I cant go back to Beijing the [shocked] < br > Im feeling very tired, emergency reserve hotel, it is hard to convince myself is not a silly force [stand hand] [stand hand] < br > I can not write a drift from place to place the [denounced] [denounced]]
离开是为了带最好的自己回来。 工作事宜联系洛小姐：author@sotculture
极品爆料王：有点逆天！近视眼不戴眼镜一招看清，马了拯救你身边戴眼镜的童鞋吧[赞]#蜜汁笑点#tRVVOjO
[A little fate! Myopia see dont wear glasses a recruit, horse rescue you childrens shoes with a pair of glasses, right [who] # # tRVVOjO honeydew the punchline]
你开心就好
我Hold不住了：[喵喵]：卧槽！！！它们吃什么长大的，长这么大个！！ [哆啦A梦吃惊]喵一脸懵逼～[笑cry]
[[meow] gosh!!!!!! They grew up what to eat, long so big!!!!! [doraemon surprised] meow A face of meng force ~ [laugh cry]]
一个爱生活的吃货~
当时我就震惊了：这才是大师级别的音游[拜拜]tRVVOF
[This is the master of other sound swim [bynum] tRVVOF]
深扒娱乐热点，每天给你惊喜
非人哉漫画：#非人哉# 【第话】那一天，九月终于回想起了曾经一度被小玉支配的恐怖。
[# # nonhuman zai 【 】 the first words that day, September finally recall once governed by jade of terror.]
工作q： 微信：godmeghost
超搞笑集中营：艾玛！ 太喜人了！!这水底捞火锅店的服务太逆天了，全程高能，笑的肚子疼啊[笑cry][笑cry] tRVtHu #笑话#
[Emma!!! Too good! ! The underwater fish hotpot restaurant service is too go, high-energy, laughing stomach aching [laugh cry] [laugh cry] tRVtHu # # joke]
爱笑么么哒）欢迎猛击关注@hold住冷笑话集中营 每日发布原创精选搞笑冷笑话。欢迎投稿合作
电影工厂：海贼王配音现场，声优果然都是怪物，赋予了海贼灵魂…才知道乔巴的声优是“皮卡丘”！tRVJuvvq
[One piece dubbing field, making sure enough are monsters, gives the pirates soul... Just know Joe and the making is Pikachu! tRVJuvvq]
主营：炮制各种影视动漫花边，推荐影视精品！
delicious大金：【圈圈马海毛奶白色毛衣+黑色中裙】
⚪️⚫️两色是最最经典的搭配毛衣是人工手棒编织 落肩款 衣服份量很足 大大慵懒的感觉！黑色中裙秋冬其实是非常实用的单品！膝盖以上的长度刚好裹住大腿最胖的部位[偷笑]单穿或者配外套露出小腿会显得人很纤细哦[亲亲]点赞评论里各抽个送任选一件[doge]#微博橱窗#
[【 loops mohair milk white sweater + black skirt 】 < br > ⚪ ️ ⚫ ️ two the collocation of color is the most classic sweater is artificial hand rod woven shoulder clothes by weight is enough Greatly languid is lazy feeling! Black skirt in qiu dong is actually very practical item! Just above the knee length of wrapping the fattest thighs parts [laughing] single or with coat show calf will seem very slim oh [kiss] smoking in each thumb up comments an option with a [doge] # # weibo window]
私服店搜索【BIGKING大金家】 工作请邮件联系：dajin@ruhnn
我和贱人的狗血经历：有个路痴女票是什么体验[笑cry]
[What a slut ticket is experience [laugh cry]]
生活是一朵洒满狗血的悲菊,随时等待被人完爆!私人微博业界良心有事私信
我的失眠读物：卧槽，这又是哪位大神的毕业作品，我要去洗眼睛了，毁我七龙珠！[笑cry]tRVJrjr
[Oh my god, this is what a great spirit of graduate work, Im going to wash eyes, destroyed my dragon ball! [laughing cry] tRVJrjr]
撕逼，狗血极品，甜文各种读物，电影图解
每日一狗：台湾网友林发条给家里的柯基酒酒和大大喂磨牙骨，两只小短腿性格不同所以讨零食的方式也大不相同！[二哈]结尾太高能。。。[doge][笑cry] tRViCqJ
[Taiwan netizens clockwork family Lin ke base liquor and feed molar bone greatly, two little short legs personality different so please snacks are also quite different! [two ha] end too high... [doge] [laugh cry] tRViCqJ]
每天分享最有趣、最可爱的狗狗！ ♪(´ε｀)家里有一只比熊阿布，一只法斗阿兜！
英国那些事儿：“妈，如果我死了，你一定要去调查.....” 说完这句话没多久，他真的死了.....
最近一个突然暴毙的阴谋论者.... 突然让整件事情都蒙上了阴谋论的味道.......
[Mom, if I die, you must go to investigate... Finish the sentence before long, he really dead... < br > recently a conspiracy theorists suddenly sudden death... Suddenly the whole thing is covered with the smell of conspiracy theories...]
一个在英国爱吐槽的主页君.没事爱分享英国最搞最有意思大小事.
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