Poison tongue mouth base teases, YanZheng meter of eight legs are long, cold brother eight pieces o

冷笑话精选：
    [允悲]@娱乐大魔王图我本人[微笑]@颜兔子妞过份真实举报了
[[allow sad] @ entertainment archenemy figure I [smiles] @ yan rabbit girl too true report]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

微博搞笑排行榜：
    后现在的生活状态，或心理状态是什么________________________________ ​​​ ​​​​
[Now life status, or psychological state after what ________________________________]

微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗

小米手机：
    #我们聊聊天# 你会给哪些应用程序加应用锁？[思考] ​
[# # we chat what will you give the application on the application of lock? [thinking]]

一面科技，一面艺术。

但斌：
    回复@一生缘OL[赞][心][作揖]@一生缘OL但总，我跑步始于您啊！感谢给了我动力，现在跑一休一，每次公里。我会一直坚持下去，希望有天也能跑完全马！@但斌回复@-老表哥-冷！也不想动，也想卷曲在沙发里，但想想还是要坚持跑步！@-老表哥-不冷吗？
[The reply @ a birthday OL [who] [heart] [bowing] OL but always has the @ a birthday, I run begins with you! Thank you gave me the power, now run a rest, miles at a time. I will always stick to it, I hope one day can also run completely horse! @ but bin reply @ - old cousin - cold! Dont want to move, also want to curled up on the sofa, but consider will keep on running! @ - old cousin - not cold?]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

汽车之家：
    #夜福利#非凡气势，摄人心魂，AMG GT~ ​
[Welfare # # night extraordinary momentum, beautiful, AMG GT ~]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

冷笑话精选：
    分享最近单曲循环的一首歌吧[米奇比心]
__________________________ ​​​​
[Share recently single loop song [mickey than heart] < br > __________________________]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

新浪新闻客户端：
    #枕边时刻# 等到雪了吗？tEyeabI ​
[# # pillow moment wait for snow? tEyeabI]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

但斌：
    回复@杨建亮刚看到！那就注明一下年发生！@杨建亮这是年的新闻！你这样发真不合适！
[Reply @ Yang Jianliang just saw! Then indicate the year! @ Yang Jianliang news this is! You really dont suitable!]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

卢健生：
    你拍的？[允悲]
[You shoot? [allow sad]]

Z CAM, CEO

玩转instagram：
    柴犬的写真[doge] ins：lilyam ​​​​
[Photo of firewood dog [doge] ins lilyam]

带你玩转最美妙最有趣的instagram~（品牌合作请私信，提供简介，谢谢！）

刘彦斌：
    券商对下一年度的行情预测，只是他们的工作内容！跟正确无关！ ​
[Brokers for next years forecast, but their work content! Has nothing to do with the right! ​]

一块去旅行：
    年打算减十斤
现在离目标体重还有十二斤[doge]
我知道我不是一个人 ​
[Going to lose ten pounds in < br > now away from the target weight and twelve catties [doge] < br > I know I am not a person]

以吃喝玩乐为生的仙女✨

刘彦斌：
    券商对下一年度行情的展望，我是不信的！大家看看过往的记录就知道了！ ​
[Brokers on the outlook for next year quotation, I am not letter! You look at the track record! ​]

小浪同学爱吐槽：
    【岁男孩#不满管教小学生持刀弑母#：又没杀别人 我杀的是我妈[衰]】月日，湖南沅江岁的吴兵因不满母亲管教太严、被母亲打后心生怨恨，持刀将母亲杀死。面对亲人的痛苦和疑惑，他显得若无其事，他承认自己错了，但不是什么大错，“我又没杀别人，我杀的是我妈。”tEUhwTVu ​
[The old boy # discontent discipline pupils with a knife matricide # didnt kill other people I kill my mother [failure]] month day, hunan ruanjiang bing wu because of dissatisfaction with her mother at the age of too strict discipline, born to mothers with playing middle of the back is resentment, with a knife to kill her mother. In the face of relatives pain and confusion, he looked as if nothing happened, he admitted that he was wrong, but it is not what big mistake, I didnt kill people, I kill my mother. tEUhwTVu]

国事家事天下事，事事关心。

新浪汽车：
    #微博交通台#【石家庄惨烈车祸！轿车与厢货车相撞 冲击集市行人致死伤[蜡烛]】 月日，河北石家庄裕华区发生一起奥迪车与厢货车相撞冲击行人事故，造成死伤，现场一片狼藉。据石家庄市交管局，肇事司机已被控制。目前初步调查，事故原因系驾驶员行车过程中癫痫发作。tEyBlclN ​
[# # weibo communication radio [shijiazhuang tragic accident! Sedan cars and trucks collided Impact mart pedestrian death injury [candle]] month day, hebei shijiazhuang yuhua district impact an audi cars and trucks collided with pedestrian accidents, causing casualties, the scene. According to the shijiazhuang city bureau, the driver was under control. The preliminary investigation, the cause of the accident is in the process of drivers driving epileptic seizures. tEyBlclN]

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