冷笑话精选:
共勉[心]
[[heart]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!
但斌:
中央经济工作会议年与年对比
[The central economic work conference, years and years]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
刘彦斌:
我对李大霄老师的判断持有异议!我不认为点是历史大底!
[My judgment of Li Daxiao teacher disagree! I dont think the point is the history bottoms! ]
优酷:
关于梦想,关于人生,#以团之名#新生学员@大王娱乐_Jasper @SWIN朱云龙 @宗赢Tsungying @CM领誉-竞锋邹 好像有很多话想说!请跟我一起期待他们的成长吧!
[About dream, about life, # # to group in the name of a freshman students _Jasper @ @ king entertainment techches yun-long zhu @ deal win Tsungying @ CM collar - race feng zou There seems to be a lot of words want to say! Please join me in looking forward to their growth! ]
小野妹子学吐槽:
岛国养老院里的“棒足球”...这游戏也太快乐了吧!好想找沙雕朋友玩[笑cry][笑cry][笑cry] tEihHyg
[Great football island nursing home... This game is too happy! Friend really want to find a sand play [laugh cry] [laugh cry] [laugh cry] tEihHyg]
图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
猫扑:
????[费解][费解](@这辈子真短)
[???? [difficult] [difficult] (@ really short in my life)]
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小米MIX:
这个时间了,产品经理和技术还没下班,
昏暗灯光下,他们居然在……
tEJeSEe
[This time, the product manager and technology havent go off work, < br > the dim light, they had to... < br > tEJeSEe]
在未知的大门前,愿我们都是好奇的孩子。小米MIX,去探索。
汽车之家:
#家家选车导购##东风标致L#【做个“加减法” 静态体验东风标致L】法系车的存在一直是以浪漫自居,但市场销量告诉它们,一味的追求浪漫有些不切实际,所以全新选择了加长来迎合国人的口味,不过很多人期盼的无框车门和掀背式尾门却没有出现,那么这台车到底值不值得期待呢,下面我们就来体验一...全文: m.weibo
[Guide # every car # # for dongfeng Peugeot L # make a static experience addition and subtraction dongfeng Peugeot [L] pose as the existence of law car is romantic, but the market sales to tell them, just the pursuit of romance is impractical, so choose the new extension to cater to the tastes of Chinese people, but many people expect that the frameless door and hatchback door did not appear, so the car is worth looking forward to, the following we are to experience a... The full text m. eibo]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
微博星座:
#红人的诞生##吴克群空降V峰会##吴克群[超话]# “跨界”就像跨栏一样,无论结果是什么,都要继续跨下去。@吴克群 空降V峰会,走心分享跨界经历。明天他还会在人气分论坛唱歌哦,敬请期待[心]
[# sensations, the birth of the # # # # kenji wu ke qun airborne V summit [ultra words] # crossover like hurdles, no matter what the result is, will continue to cross. @ kenji airborne V summit, heart share crossover experience. Tomorrow he will sing in BBS sentiment points oh, stay tuned for [heart]]
微博星座命理官方微博
小浪同学爱吐槽:
【#花总信息泄露者致歉#:愿做仆人追随照顾其生活】继酒店卫生乱象曝光者花总发出悬赏万通告,找寻信息泄露源头后,日“花总”个人信息泄露者称,当初转发“花总”信息是迫于工作压力,今后愿追随花总愿做仆人照顾花总的生活和保护花总的安全。对此花总就此致歉回应>>tEJgWG
[[# # flower always leaked information to apologize may be servants to follow to take care of their life 】 the hotel hygiene mess exposure flowers total reward than notice, search for information leakage source, day flower always, according to the personal information leak when forwarding flower always information work under pressure, willing to follow in the future flowers total life always willing to do the servant to take care of and protect the general safety. This flower always apologize comment > > tEJgWG]
国事家事天下事,事事关心。
但斌:
年年难过,年年过,过往的岁月证明只要中国走在正确的道路上,一切困难都可以克服!
[Sad, year after year, year after year past years proved that as long as China walk on the right path, all difficulties can be overcome! ]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
微博搞笑排行榜:
评论里留个小愿望,看有没有榜友帮你实现 _______________________________
@榜姐信箱 每天收到很多私信,大家收到各种各样的礼物,感谢暖心的沙雕网友![给你小心心]
[Comments to leave a little wish, look have a list of friends to help you achieve _______________________________ < br > @ list box elder sister Received a lot of direct messages every day, all kinds of gifts, thanks to the warm heart of sand net friend! [give you a careful heart]]
微博搞笑中心!每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我,获得每日新鲜笑料!(欢迎合作,投稿)↖(^ω^)↗
新浪新闻客户端:
【大妈火车上偷手机被抓,跪地磕头大喊:丢死人了,饶了我吧】月日,黑龙江牡丹江。旬大妈刘某在火车上偷手机,她将手机藏在座位下却没关机。民警通过监控找到大妈,大妈立刻跪地求饶,并大呼:饶了我吧太丢人。最终,大妈被行政拘留日。tEUynnk
[【 aunt on the train was caught stealing cell phones, kneel down to kowtow yell throw the dead, give me a break. June , mudanjiang in heilongjiang province. Ten-day Boyle ryu stealing cell phones on the train, she mobile phones hidden under the seat didnt turn it off. By monitoring the police find aunt, aunt immediately kneel for mercy, and big shout give me a break is humiliating. In the end, Boyle was administrative detention. tEUynnk]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
冷笑话精选:
今日份快乐[笑cry]@Samsaran_彩蛋我笑的头身分离@别是个沙雕吧都是什么魔鬼[允悲]@学设计的程小亲哈哈哈哈啊哈哈哈最后那个笑到肚子疼@泰拳与火锅我被包拯笑的肚子抽筋了哈哈哈哈哈哈卧槽
[Joy today @ Samsaran_ eggs smile to cry, I smile of head body separation @ dont it is what the devil is a sandallow sad @ learning design see u see me ha ha ha ha ah ha ha ha that last laughs collywobbles @ muay Thai and hot pot I was BaoZhengXiao stomach cramps ha ha ha ha ha ha day]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!
猫扑:
女儿想摸一下服务犬遭到负责人拒绝,这位年轻妈妈直接大庭广众发起飙了,甚至威胁要叫律师…………负责人录下了全程并借此呼吁:服务犬要承担很多重要的职责,真的不可以随便摸!tEJQvL (英国那些事儿)
[Daughter wants to touch dogs were refused by the head of a violent wind, and the young mother directly public even threatened to call the lawyer............ Head and recorded the whole appeal service dogs to bear a lot of important responsibilities, really can not be confused! TEJQvL (UK those thing)]
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