Graphic from Japanese twitter, more attached to no responsibility. Attention after the loss of mora

小野妹子学吐槽：
    其实我会那啥刹车@牛奶Monica其实我会葵花点穴手@秦芦花其实我是个义薄云天的南通奇女子@安迪斯晨风 其实我会无敌鸳鸯腿@幻灭妖僧其实我会佛山无影脚
[Actually I can that what brake Monica @ milk actually I sunflower with acupuncture hand @ qin photo I was in fact a kwan tai nantong crisis @ Andy morning breeze Actually Im invincible mandarin duck leg @ disillusioned rasputin actually Ill foshan shadow of feet]

图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

汽车之家：
    #暖冬“汽”程 送爱到“家”# 也特别感谢本次汽车之家网友们的大力支持，大家齐心协力的感觉很棒～同学们好好上课，再见啦～ ​
[# warm winter steam cheng # to send love to home is also special thanks to the home of the car the netizens support, we work together to feel great to the students in class, bye ~]

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猫扑：
    【权健火疗有多神奇？员工自爆：连怀孕都管】“我真的没想到奇迹的火疗，竟然给我了一个健康的宝宝……” 一段自称权健员工的博主称，一位女子次火疗后怀孕了，女子送来了“送子观音”锦旗。还有病人称妈妈小脑萎缩，火疗后都可以扭秧歌。然而这项神奇的发明已被扒出其专利逾期。@时间视频...全文： m.weibo ​
[【 QuanJian how magical fire treatment? Employees from exploding even tube pregnancy 】 I really didnt expect miracles fire treatment, to give me a healthy baby... A self-proclaimed QuanJian employees blogger, said a woman pregnant after fire treatment, woman comes the SongZi guanyin banner. And the patient said mother cerebellum atrophy, after fire treatment can be dancing. However this amazing invention has been pulled out the patent to exceed the time limit. @ time video... The full text m. eibo]

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汽车之家：
    #家家汽车文化#到店实拍 迈锐宝XL 款 Redline T 自动锐联版~ tEbcGpzf ​
[# # every car culture to store will take sharp treasure XL automatically sharp union version ~ tEbcGpzf Redline T]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

微博位置：
    #值得去# 晒晒磨西古镇的美景![好喜欢][好喜欢][好喜欢]图片来源：心中一个背包客，杨思炯......#甘孜藏族自治州·磨西古镇[地点]# tRoBleD ​
[# # is worth in moxi ancient beauty! [love] [like] [like] image a backpackers in the heart, Yang Sijiong... # ganzi Tibetan autonomous prefecture, moxi ancient town [place] # tRoBleD]

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小野妹子学吐槽：
    真实地哭了，耐克家公子导的《大黄蜂》可以算是怀旧利器了吧，看到初代造型的各位变形金刚们秒回童年，塞伯坦大战让人看得热血沸腾。查了下口碑还不错，看来阿迪达斯不用担心导演不拍电影回家继承耐克了月号国内上映，电影票你get了吗→tEHAd tEbqPQo ​
[Really crying, Nikes childe guide bumblebee can be nostalgic tool, see the original shape of the transformers are seconds back to childhood, cybertron war let a person have a boiling passion. Checked by word of mouth is good, it doesnt seem that adidas director dont have to worry about making a movie at home inherited Nike in domestic theaters, movie tickets can you get it - > tEHAd tEbqPQo]

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优酷：
    就要和说再见了！#火星情报局#特工们玩起了字谜：@郭雪芙HF_K 总结关键字是“脱”，这是要脱单的节奏吗[并不简单]@萝卜王娄滋博嗷嗷嗷 演示男团的打开方式，酷酷觉得帅呆了，一点都不“坑”
tEbbvFD ​
[And say goodbye! # # Mars cia agents playing puzzles @ Guo Xue HF_K summarizes the key word is off, it is to take off a single tempo? [] are not simple @ radish Wang Louzi bo ao ao demo - open way, cool feel handsome, is not the pit < br > tEbbvFD]

冷笑话精选：
    不厚道的笑出了声哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈@棉小被被被笑疯了哈哈哈哈哈哈哈我不行了哈哈哈哈@图南Rsest用生命在搞笑 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈@皮皮汪的铲屎官笑死，今日份快乐源泉
[Unkind laughed ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha @ smile small cotton was mad ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, I cant ha ha ha ha @ figure south Rsest funny with their lives Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha @ pipi wang shovel excrement officer killing, joy source today]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

汽车之家：
    #暖冬“汽”程 送爱到“家”# 小同学们看到我们到来特别高兴～车友和工作人员忙着往教学楼搬运物资，阳光照进楼梯间，这种感觉特别好。 ​
[# warm winter steam routine to send love to home # small students see us if you have come very happy ~ and the workers are busy building carrying supplies, sunshine in the stair well, this kind of feeling very well. ​]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

冷笑话精选：
    转需@凉风有星秋月无边@Happy张江：[赞][赞][赞]
[转凉需有风@无星@Happy秋张江月边赞赞[][赞][]]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

青年时报：
    【上线一年多注册用户万，“女主播”半年提现万多，杭州警方出手打掉这款火爆APP！】近日，杭州西湖公安打掉了一个网络色情直播平台。该平台是一款一对一即时视频直播类APP，有上百名女主播从事裸聊直播服务。据调查，该平台吸引了注册用户万余个，非法盈利万余元，里面的女主播大多为后，最...全文： m.weibo ​
[【 online more than a year of registered users, anchorwoman show more than six months, the police in hangzhou to abort the popular APP!] Recently, hangzhou west lake police busted out a live Internet porn platform. The platform is a one-on-one real-time live video APP, there are hundreds of anchors, naked chat live service. According to the survey, the platform has attracted more than a registered users, illegal profit more than yuan, anchorwoman, mostly in the... The full text m. eibo]

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优酷：
    【董子健 内务标兵】哈哈哈哈哈酷酷要被这个#大江大河#中的小杨巡@董冬咚_D 给笑死啦！请内务标兵董子健好好教教这个杨巡[笑而不语] ​​​
[Ha ha ha ha ha cool Dong Zijian interior pacesetter 】 【 to be xiao Yang tour in the # # of large rivers @ Dong Dong dong _D to smile dead! Please the interior pacesetter Dong Zijian to teach the young toursmiling without a word]

青年时报：
    【男子饲养蟒蛇、乌龟当宠物被刑拘，浙江警方破获贩卖珍贵濒危野生动物案[赞]】豹纹陆龟、猩龟、亚达伯拉陆龟、赫曼陆龟、球蟒……最近，浙江海宁警方破获了一起贩卖珍贵濒危野生动物的案件，共抓获嫌疑人名，查获余只来自非洲的珍贵濒危野生动物。民警提醒，非法收购、出售珍贵濒危野生动物，都将...全文： m.weibo ​
[【 man boa, tortoise as pets imprisoned, police in zhejiang have selling rare and endangered wild animals case [who]] leopard tortoises, scarlet turtle, aldabra tortoise Euphrates, Herman, ball pythons... Recently, zhejiang haining police have cracked the trafficking of precious and endangered wildlife cases, suspects were arrested, seized more than only rare and endangered wild animals from Africa. Police remind, illegal acquisition, sale of precious and endangered wild animals, will be... The full text m. eibo]

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