Poison tongue mouth base teases, YanZheng meter of eight legs are long, cold brother eight pieces o

冷笑话精选：
    哈哈哈哈哈哈哈@影视安利君哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈您请！@秋萌小沫丶哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈瞧把你们能的
[Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha @ video amway gentleman ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha you please! @ autumn of small foam, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha what you can]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

努力着奋斗者：
    黑天鹅
[The black swan]

凡心所向，素履所往，生如逆旅，一苇以航

新浪新闻客户端：
    #枕边时刻# 年即将结束，你#的意难平#是什么？tEeDhzh ​
[# # bed time is coming to an end, what is your meaning is # #? tEeDhzh]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

微博搞笑排行榜：
    亲人之间，说一件让你很感动的事_________________________________ ​​​
[Between relatives, say something make you very moved of _________________________________]

微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗

优酷：
    #酷酷日爆社#大家圣诞快乐哟！转发一波敲好看无水印的圣诞壁纸，转发此微博号抽人送优酷定制lamy钢笔礼盒一份[圣诞老人] ​
[# # cool day blasting club everybody merry Christmas! Forward a wave knocked nice Christmas wallpapers without watermark, forwarding this weibo, draw people send youku custom lamy, pen box a [Santa Claus]]

冷笑话精选：
    说一下你收到的圣诞礼物吧！[圣诞老人] ​
[Say your Christmas gifts! [Santa Claus]]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

汽车之家：
    #夜福利#驰风而行，科迪亚克GT~ ​
[Welfare # # night march wind, Kodiak GT ~]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

优酷：
    #看知否上优酷##电视剧知否知否应是绿肥红瘦#优酷独家《知否岁月卷》同步上线~被小明兰和小小桃萌哭了！放出来一定是想骗我生女儿！
某叔叔：最喜欢哪一套衣服？
小明兰：喜欢粉色的一套~；小小桃：最喜欢身上这套！
某叔叔：因为你只有这一套啊~
小小桃做错了什么！
tEeudkd ​
[# see know on youku # # series know no know whether the red should languish and # youku exclusive know years volume synchronous on-line ~ by xiao Ming and small peach of crying! Release must be to want to cheat me daughter! Uncle < br > a favorite a suit? < br > xiao Ming LAN like a pink ~; The small peach favorite body! Uncle < br > a because you have only this one ~ < br > small peach doing something wrong! < br > tEeudkd]

刘彦斌：
    炒股枯燥无味，我编几个段子，大家开心一笑！仅此而已！我并不是挖苦嘲笑谁！我跟谁也没仇的！ ​
[Fry a dull, I make a few jokes, everybody happy smile! Thats it! Im not sarcasm who laughed at! I heel who also not enemies! ​]

新浪汽车：
    #出行生活#【#复兴号版绿皮车#来了！】月日，“国槐绿”复兴号动车组终于揭开面纱！它的学名叫做时速公里动力集中复兴号动车组，完全由我国自主研发。为了向传统绿皮火车致敬，该动车组以国槐绿为底色，以黄色为色带，预计年月日后陆续上线运营，意味着我国一些普速线路将进入动车时代！...全文： m.weibo ​
[# # # # travel life 【 Renaissance version # on the green train is coming! June , pagoda tree green Renaissance, the emu is finally unveiled!!! Its scientific name is called km per hour power concentrated revival, the emu, entirely by the independent research and development in our country. To salute to traditional green train, the emu, a pagoda tree green base with yellow ribbon, expected monthly online operation in in the future, means that some sd line in our country will enter the train time! ... The full text m. eibo]

新鲜的汽车资讯； 快速的新车报道； 全面的车型数据； 及时的车型报价； 丰富的汽车活动。

维维任意门：
    恭喜@筱莹营 名用户获得【元红包】。微博官方唯一抽奖工具@微博抽奖平台 对本次抽奖进行监督，结果公正有效。公示链接：tEeQoq
[Congratulations @ shinohara jade-like stone camp users get [yuan red envelopes]. Weibo official only draw tool @ weibo lucky draw platform Supervise the lottery results fair and effective. The public links tEeQoq]

以吃喝玩乐为生的仙女✨

但斌：
    [心][赞]@大豆气象学佳真感人
[[heart] [great] @ soybean meteorology is really touching]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
    @大豆气象学佳十年后，大姐出游旅行车坏了，荒野之中出现了一个妖媚的修理工，三下五除二修好了车，大姐说，小伙子，谢谢你啊！真是帮了大忙了，不过你怎么在这荒野里啊？小伙子邪魅一笑，说不用，十年之前你与我有救命之恩。
[@ soybean meteorology plus ten years later, elder sister to travel station wagon is broken, wilderness appeared a lusty repairman, three times five divided by two fixed my bike and elder sister said, young man, thank you! Really helped us a lot, but how do you in the wilderness? Young man evil spirits a smile, say no, ten years ago you and I have a saving his life.]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人