冷笑话精选:
有点可爱[笑cry]@oboro-dukiyo [允悲]@鹿透社哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈@草图君[嘻嘻] tEBhCjV
[A little cute [laugh cry] @ oboro - dukiyoallow sad ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha @ @ deer through club sketch jun hee hee tEBhCjV]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!
冷笑话精选:
优酸乳斥重金奖励“超好运锦粒宝宝”惊喜大奖“一生一世”优酸乳好运锦粒盒,竟然还有鬼马精灵@周冬雨“现场送祝福”,拉仇恨到了极点,我也要去许愿了#锦粒盒好运到# 别说我没告诉你得到新年好运的方法哟~快戳: tEfWX
[Optimal yogurt splurged on reward super good luck kam grain of baby surprise award for life optimal yogurt good luck brocade box, unexpectedly and horses ghost elves @ zhou send blessing site, snap aggro on top of the world, I also want to make a vow to the # kam grain of box of luck to # dont say I didnt tell you the way yo New Year good luck ~ quick stamp tEfWX]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!
优酷:
#看知否上优酷##电视剧知否知否应是绿肥红瘦#吃货姑娘、硬核奶奶、软核爹爹... @王仁君国度 还偷吃@施诗Kira @张佳宁 的燕窝,果然一家人最重要就是乐呵,看二叔和小公爷在下边笑成花儿了 tErrMny
[# see know on youku # # series know no know whether the red should languish and # version girl, hardcore grandma, soft nuclear pa... @ ren-jun wang country Also ate @ the birds nest of poetry, Kira @ jianing zhang shi, indeed as expected the family is the most important is happy, see juwan and small ye smile into flowers tErrMny below]
青年时报:
【电子科大#考研试卷印错考生干坐小时#,学校致歉发补考函[喵喵]】月日,成都网友爆料,@电子科技大学 年研究生考试自命题科目《固体物理》试卷错印成《电路分析》,学生在考场干坐个小时[doge]。对此学校致歉并发布补考通告,称会报销学生的交通住宿费。tErWqN
[【 electronic # # examination papers printed wrong students sitting hours, school apology hair make-up exam letter [meow]] month day, chengdu netizen has, @ the years following the graduate student in university of electronic science and technology from the journal of solid state physics proposition subject papers printed wrong in the circuit analysis, students in the examination room sitting hours [doge]. Apologize to this school and make-up examination announcement, said the traffic will reimburse the student accommodation. tErWqN]
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刘彦斌:
我判断:大盘在年底前站上点的概率不大!
[I judge the market stood at the end of the year on some probability is not big! ]
东方航空:
(。・∀・)ノ゙嗨~让我们一起安全送小伙伴到@飞猪 年,一起#玩出新年味# [坏笑]
[(. ・ ∀ ・) ノ ゙ hi ~ lets security to send a friend to @ flying pigs, # # together to play new festival atmosphere [laugh]]
中国东方航空集团公司总部位于上海,是我国三大国有骨干航空运输集团之一。年,以原东航集团公司为主体,在兼并原中国西北航空公司、联合原云南航空公司的基础上组建而成中国东方航空集团公司。经过数年的调整优化和资源整合,东航集团已基本形成以民航客货运输服务为主,通用航空、航空食品、进出口、金融期货、传媒广告、旅游票务、机场投资等业务为辅的航空运输集成服务体系。
南方都市报:
#改革印记#【哈啰改革开放周年定制主题单车亮相人民日报院内】主题车以中国红为底色,辅以复兴号和港珠澳大桥元素,展现了改革开放以来公共交通的飞速发展和出行方式的不断升级,从“三大件”到“新四大发明”,共享单车这种分时租赁模式,通过新型共享经济让出行变得越来越便捷、高效。
[Mark # # reform [hello anniversary of reform and opening up custom theme bicycle appearance in the Peoples Daily nosocomial 】 subject vehicle, a Chinese red base number complementary with Renaissance and hong kong-zhuhai-macao bridge elements, shows since Chinas reform and opening up the rapid development of public transport and continuously upgrade the way of travel, from big to new four great inventions, share the bike this timeshare leasing mode, through the new sharing economy make travel is becoming more and more convenient and efficient.]
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小野妹子学吐槽:
希望明年有猫🙏@白居易公子告诉自己:会有猫的
[希望明年有猫🙏@白居易公子告诉自己:会有猫的]
图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
小浪同学爱吐槽:
【女儿、女婿殴打八旬老母强占房屋:我早晚弄死你!】北京岁的高老太和已故老伴在朝阳区有一套房子,并一直与同住的多岁大女儿和女婿关系不合,高老太便向法院请求分割房屋。不曾想女儿、女婿竟然对自己进行殴打和谩骂,并在有私宅的前提下拒不搬走。无奈之下,高老太申请法院强执。...全文: m.weibo
[The daughter and son-in-law, beaten, weak old mother seized houses sooner or later I kill you! Beijing at the age of high woman and the late his wife had an apartment in chaoyang district, and has been linked to many years old living with great relationship with your daughter and son-in-law, a higher request to the court granny split home. Didnt want to daughter and son-in-law unexpectedly to beat and abuse of himself, and on the premise of a private refused to move. In desperation, high strong woman to apply for the court of board. ... The full text m. eibo]
国事家事天下事,事事关心。
微博汽车:
【男子躺高速车道制造“车祸” 求交警拍视频给女友】月日,浙江嘉兴,高速交警接到一名男子的报警电话称,其在高速发生了事故,人受了重伤。交警赶到现场调查后发现,男子为让女友回心转意制造了假事故。期间他一直求交警拍视频发给女友,安全起见,该名男子和车辆均被强制带离了高速。...全文: m.weibo
[【 men lie speedway manufacturing traffic accident shoot video to give his girlfriend] month day, jiaxing, zhejiang province, high-speed traffic police a call from a man, according to the accidents happened in high speed, people were badly hurt. Traffic police arrived on the scene after investigation found that men made the fake accident to let the girl friend come to their senses. He has been for the traffic police during the shoot video to his girlfriend, on the safe side, the man and vehicles were forced out of the high speed. ... The full text m. eibo]
这个官微有意思,有车没车不重要,带你装逼带你飞
刘彦斌:
大盘下午在老演员的带领下发力上攻,虽然全天盘面是下跌的,但是日K线却是红的,我个人判断:有老演员吐血了!
[The market in the afternoon at old actor lead distributed attack on force, although the disk is falling all day, but the day K line is red, my personal judgment, there are old actor vomiting blood! ]
猫扑:
【大叔专注木雕年 #腐木上雕花一刀值一万#】一刀传神!因为木雕技艺精湛,岁的木匠王敬民被人送绰号“王一刀”。靠着这门手艺,他把根雕作品搬上淘宝、卖向全国,最高售价几万元。“曾经作品没人要,结婚彩礼都给不起。”王敬民说,手艺人要耐得住寂寞,经得起时间的考验。tELTgJ
[【 uncle focus woodcarving # on decaying wood carve patterns or designs on woodwork knife value ten thousand # 】 a dao vivid! Because the woodcarving superb techniques, old carpenter jing-min wang was nicknamed the king of a knife. The craft, he moved the root carving works on taobao, sold to the country, fetch tens of thousands of yuan. Have no one to work, get married bride price cant afford to give. Jing-min wang said, craftsmen to tolerance for solitude, stand the test of time. tELTgJ]
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汽车之家:
#家家技术设计##英菲尼迪QX#【贴心暖男真好? 英菲尼迪QX ADAS体验】随着路况的日益复杂,对大城市中的驾驶员而言,开车逐渐变成了一件即劳身又劳神的事儿。这时打开自适应续航、车道偏移提醒、车道保持这些辅助功能,感觉确实美滋滋。今天我们就来体验下英菲尼迪QX的ADAS系统,看看能否带来些暖...全文: m.weibo
[# # # every technical design infiniti QX# [sweet sunshine boy really? Infiniti QX ADAS experience 】 along with the increasingly complex road conditions, for drivers of big cities, gradually turned into a driving LaoShen and demanding. Then open the adaptive range of lane, lane migration to remind, keep these auxiliary function, feeling really fun. Today we have to experience the infiniti QX ADAS system, see if you can bring some warm... The full text m. eibo]
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优酷:
#电视剧知否知否应是绿肥红瘦#优酷全网首播,顾二叔@冯绍峰 、小公爷@朱一龙 、“盛府七人团”@施诗Kira @张佳宁 #曹翠芬# @刘钧 @刘琳工作室 @高露 @王仁君国度 已经到达“盛府迎宾宴”,还等什么快来看,优酷全程直播观看请戳tECsc [米奇比心]tErnWx
[否剧知电#视应知否是红肥绿瘦首优#酷网播、全顾二叔绍冯@ @峰爷小仍然公一龙盛朱七人仍然“府团”Kira @ @施诗佳宁张# #曹刘钧翠芬刘@ @ @琳工作王@室仁露高到经君度已达国府盛“宾宴迎”,还看什等来么,快酷播优程直看全tECsc观戳奇米[请]tErnWx比心]
青年时报:
【岁程序员无法正常坐立,走路还会崴脚,竟和工作时的坐姿有关[吃惊]】陈先生今年岁,是一家金融公司的程序员。年前的夏天,他感觉自己走路有点异样,偶尔还会崴脚,而且怎么坐都难受。后来经过医生诊断,陈先生的这些症状都是因为长短腿导致的,而这与他工作时长时间坐姿不良有关。原来,陈先生...全文: m.weibo
[The age of the programmer doesnt sit properly, walk also sprained my ankle, and sitting at work about [surprised]] Chen years old this year, is a financial company programmers. Summers ago, he feel to walk a little strange, occasionally sprained my ankle, and how to sit. Later, after the doctor diagnosed, mr.chen caused by all these symptoms because of the length of the legs, which related to his bad work hours time sitting position. It turns out that Mr. Chen... The full text m. eibo]
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