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冷笑话精选：
    年，你要对自己好点！
[Years, do you want to oneself good point!]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

优酷：
    煎蛋宝宝就是不老童颜B哥哥~[憧憬]温拿五虎永远温暖酷酷！爱您[爱你][心]
[Fried eggs is not LaoTong yan brother B ~ [hope] get five tiger always warm temperature cool! Love you love you [] [heart]]

但斌：
    发表了博文《如何分析政治：从拿破仑遗嘱看政客的语言——王陶陶陶太郎》如何分析政治：从拿破仑遗嘱看政客的语言+王陶陶+陶太郎+今天+摘要：应部分网友要求，特将此文重发，帮助大家提升理解政客语言实质的能力tEjMzdG ​
[Published the post how to analyze politics from napoleon will see politicians language - some ceramic pottery, wang how to analyze politics from napoleon will see politicians language + king some ceramic + tao taro + + abstract today should be part of the net friend asked, will resend the article, help promote understanding tEjMzdG politicians the essence of language ability]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

冷笑话精选：
    赶紧练起来！[加油]
[Practice up quickly! [go]]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

林依晨Ariel：
    #演员的品格张洛偍#第一期已经播出啦，接下来请跟我一起守护我的小师弟@張洛偍 吧！我们一起加油💪！tEdqFN

节目第二轮的投票已经开始了，大家可以登入爱奇艺，每天投票给洛偍哦！投票到号晚上八点，希望大家能帮他加油, 让更多人早点发现多才多艺又努力的他！🙋🏻‍♂️这次投...全文： m.weibo ​
[# # the actors character Zhang Luo 偍 first phase have been broadcast, then please join me in to protect my little teacher younger brother @ Zhang Luo 偍!!!! 我们一起加油💪！ TEdqFN < br > < br > show a second round of voting has already started, you can login iQIYI, vote for los 偍 every day! Vote to at eight o clock in the evening, I hope you can help him come on, let more people find versatile early again to him! 🙋🏻‍♂️这次投... The full text m. eibo]

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优酷：
    #蒙面唱将猜猜猜#“汗宝宝”带来的这首《言不由衷》也太温柔了[憧憬]如此明显的声线以及这独特的唱歌姿势，这位#优酷蒙面唱将#的身份你们还猜不出来吗[doge]
tEjQOF ​
[# # masked sing will guess baby of the mean is too gentle [hope] such a clear voice and the unique singing posture, the # # youku masked sing to the identity of you couldnt guess it [the doge] < br > tEjQOF]

但斌：
    现代国家的观念！ tEjGBiV ​
[The idea of the modern state. tEjGBiV]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

汽车之家：
    #夜福利#【对开门式设计 林肯大陆特别版】 ​
[Welfare # # night [of open type design Lincoln continental special edition]

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微博搞笑排行榜：
    说一件，你和异性同桌(或前后桌)，让你念念不忘的小事 ________________________________ ​ ​​​
[Say one thing, and the opposite sex you sit at the same table (or table) before and after, let you never forget things ________________________________]

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新浪新闻客户端：
    #枕边时刻#你最想要的圣诞礼物是—— tEjydHb ​
[# # pillow moments you want most is a Christmas gift - tEjydHb]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

但斌：
    发表了博文《转载：一个你不知道的印度互联网市场》一个你不知道的印度互联网市场原创：卫夕卫夕指北今天我们先从一个流传广泛的小故事开始说起——一个做鞋的公司派了两个市场调查员去一个小岛调研那里的市场，两人tEjylAq ​
[Published the post reprinted India a you dont know the Internet market, an original dont you know that Indias Internet market WeiXi WeiXi refers to north and today we begin with a widely circulated story start - a shoes company sent two market researcher to survey the market there, an island tEjylAq two people]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

猫扑：
    【男子#刑满释放直奔派出所致谢#，激动得拍手跳脚：“感谢抓我的民警”】月日，四川遂宁一男子刑满释放，竟第一时间先直奔派出所，向抓捕他的民警表示感激。说到激动处，他甚至鼓掌跳了起来。刘某曾因盗窃入狱个月。他称自己不会再干违法的事，希望能做一名厨师。tElJbMW ​
[【 man # # thank released straight to the police station, too agitated clapped the ceiling thanks to catch my police] month, sichuan suining a man released, was the first time to the police station first, express gratitude to capture his civilian police. Say to the excited, he even jumped up applause. Liu Mouceng months in prison for theft. He said he wont do the illegal things, hope to be able to do a chef. tElJbMW]

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新浪新闻客户端：
    【花总直播回应五星酒店风波：不想做行业毁灭者 想当啄木鸟】月日，通过发布视频将#揭秘五星酒店卫生乱象#的大V “花总”，接受直播访谈称他选择在此时出面回应此事，主要出于三方面的考虑。首先，此事已偏离他的出发点；其次，他希望能和酒店从业者对话；最后，他希望不愉快的事情都能翻篇。...全文： m.weibo ​
[【 flower always live in response to the five-star hotel storm dont want to do the destroyer of the industry Want to be a woodpecker 】 the date, by publishing video # will reveal the five-star hotel health big mess # V flower, accept live interview said he chose to respond to the matter at this time, mainly for three reasons. First of all, it has deviated from his starting point; Second, he hope to be able to talk to hotel practitioners; In the end, he hope the unpleasant things can turn. ... The full text m. eibo]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

但斌：
    转发微博
[Forwarding microblogging]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

新浪汽车：
    #微博交通台#【小货车高速自燃 #斤螃蟹葬身火海#】月日凌晨，沈海高速宁海南收费站附近发生一起小货车自燃事故，车内约斤螃蟹葬身火海。高速交警黄警官称，赶赴现场时远远就能闻到一股烤螃蟹的味道。最终货车烧成了铁架子，斤石闸蟹被完全烤熟。按照市场价，这一车损失在万元左右。 ...全文： m.weibo ​
[# # weibo communication radio [van high-speed spontaneous combustion fire # # kg crab 】 month day early morning, Shen Hai NingHaiNa high-speed toll station near the van spontaneous combustion accident, the car about jin crabs by the flames. High-speed traffic police officer, said huang to the scene when far can smell the flavour of the baked crab. Eventually van burn into iron frame, jin stone ZhaXie was fully baked. According to the market price, the car loss in ten thousand yuan. ... The full text m. eibo]

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