2018年12月24日星期一

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微博搞笑排行榜:
    预告今晚分互动题目:“在这座城市,哪个小瞬间,你感到孤独”。(本条预告分钟后删除) ​
[Forecast tonight in interactive topic in the city, which small moments, you feel lonely. (this article forecast minutes remove)]

微博搞笑中心!每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我,获得每日新鲜笑料!(欢迎合作,投稿)↖(^ω^)↗

小野妹子学吐槽:
    还记得小时候玩过的万花筒吗?这个圣诞节,他们做了一个巨大的万花筒,并把它投在了自家门店的墙上。会玩还是你们会玩[doge]
tEnpqNk ​

[Remember when I was a child played kaleidoscope? This Christmas, they made a huge kaleidoscope, and put it on the wall of his store. Will play or will you play [doge] < br > tEnpqNk]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

冷笑话精选:
    是我@爱穿红衣的施璐璐本人@我的前任是极品 @HAZAR-X 感觉也适用于其他社交场所。[允悲]
[Is I love ShiLuLu himself in red @ @ my predecessor is the best @ HAZAR - X feeling can also be applied to other social networking sites. [allow sad]]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

但斌:
    @米家那个山平安之夜,幸福平安![心] @蜀山唐二先生 米导圣诞快乐🎁🎄🦌
[@ m home, the night of the mountain safe peace and happiness! [心] @蜀山唐二先生 米导圣诞快乐🎁🎄🦌]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

优酷:
    #优酷港剧场#叮叮当,叮叮当,铃儿响叮当~这颗圣诞树结满了最好看的港剧片单,快上优酷拆你想看的圣诞“礼物”吧~祝大家圣诞快乐[圣诞树] ​
[# # youku Hong Kong theatre jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle bells ~ which filled with the most beautiful piece of Hong Kong dramas, youku demolition would you like to see ahead of Christmas gifts ~ I wish you all a merry Christmas] [Christmas tree]

蔡依林:
    哺乳類與爬蟲類
的氣場部分~~
#蔡依林专辑uglybeauty# ​

[Mammals and reptiles < br > the aura of ~ ~ < br > # uglybeauty# jolin tsai album]

但斌:
    经典音乐:今日平安夜,许你一世平安!

百草园书店 今天

Silent Night
Kenny G - Miracles - The Holiday Album

今日平安夜,分享一曲《Silent Night 平安夜》这是一首广为流传的圣诞颂歌。祝你平安快乐!与您一起分享!

在这朔风凌冽的冬天里
平安夜悄悄地来临了
雪花轻舞,铃铛叮咚
雪橇划过我...全文: m.weibo ​

[Classical music Christmas Eve today, make you safe! < br > < br > herbals bookstore Today < br > < br > Silent Night < br > Kenny G - Miracles - The Holiday Album < br > < br > Christmas Eve today, to share a song Silent Night on Christmas Eve, this is a popular Christmas carols. I wish you a happy peace! To share with you! < br > < br > in this brutal winter in the north < br > eve quietly come < br > dancing snowflakes, bells tinkling < br > the sled across me... The full text m. eibo]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

猫扑:
    【美国一女子在家#拥抱陌生人年入万#[二哈]】美国一名岁女子有份特殊的工作,每周花费小时在家拥抱陌生人,每年收入万元人民币。她表示自己的拥抱受过训练,每小时美元。她会和陌生人一边拥抱,一边讨论在他们生命中发生的事,她表示,拥抱会在她温暖的家中进行,彼此传递独特的能量。 ​
[【 the United States a woman at home # hug a stranger thousands years into the # ha] [two] us an old woman had a special job, spend hours a week at home hug a stranger, income is ten thousand yuan a year. She said her embrace trained, dollars per hour. Hug, she will and strangers as she discuss what happened in their life, she says, will hug in her warm home, passing each others unique energy. ​]

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新浪汽车:
    #车迷猜猜猜# 平安夜快乐鸭~今天你吃苹果了嘛?如果没有![doge]你还没人约![doge]在家刷微博![doge]那就来看挡把猜个车型叭~评论区留下你的答案~第一个答对的,图中的苹果就送你辣!(这是一条来自王姓小编个人的慰问[喵喵]注意是送苹果,苹果前面的钱,你想都不要想[doge]) ​
[# # fans to guess Christmas Eve happy duck ~ you eat apple today? If there is no! [doge], no one around you! [doge] brush weibo at home! [doge] that run against the guess a car beep ~ comments area leave your answer to the first right, apple will send you hot in the picture! (this is a from wang small make up personal condolences [meow] note is sent to apple, apple in front of the money, you dont even think about [doge])]

新鲜的汽车资讯; 快速的新车报道; 全面的车型数据; 及时的车型报价; 丰富的汽车活动。

小野妹子学吐槽:
    [心]
[[heart]]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

沈博阳:
    江上晚来堪画处,钓鱼人一蓑归去。Merry Christmas! tRpTPgLE ​
[River night to like painting, when a domain home. Merry Christmas! tRpTPgLE]

天使投资人,蛋壳公寓执行董事长

但斌:
    小时候的记忆仿佛又回到了[可怜] tEnHZu ​
[The memory of childhood as if returned to the [poor] tEnHZu]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

angelababy:
    每一次合作,都很快乐~比❤@红秀GRAZIA
[Every cooperation, very happy ~ ❤ @ by red xiu GRAZIA]

一个爱大笑的文艺青年😁😁🎉🎉 工作邮箱:abstudio@vip. 或 kim@gmail

安以轩:
    平安夜……節日小孩帶著自己專屬的“小叮噹” 一起 #圣诞响叮当# [偷笑][偷笑][偷笑] ㊗️大家聖誕節快樂🎄平平安安~记得吃蘋果🍎喔 ​
[Christmas Eve... 节日小孩带著自己专属的“小叮当” #圣诞响叮当# together [偷笑][偷笑][偷笑] ㊗️大家圣诞节快乐🎄平平安安~记得吃苹果🍎喔 ​]

用微笑迎接每一天~😊

新浪新闻客户端:
    【#深圳女童遭父母虐待# 其父称:关你屁事 打的是我女儿】近日深圳女童被父母疯狂殴打引发关注,扇耳光、拖头发、用脚踩等让人心疼。有人联系女孩父亲却被怼“关你屁事”↓↓据警方通报:经法医检查,女童体表未发现明显伤痕。有律师分析可能不构成故意伤害罪。详情↓↓tEnWXYz ​
[# # shenzhen girl parents abuse his father said its none of your business is my daughter playing] shenzhen girl beaten by their parents crazy cause attention recently, slapping, drag the hair, with a foot, etc. Let a person love dearly. Someone contact girls father was Dui pass you fart matter left left according to the police report after forensic examination, girls body found no obvious scar. Analysis has a lawyer may not constitute intentional injury. Left left tEnWXYz for details]

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