2018年12月21日星期五

Just want to be a beloved clientGraphic from Japanese twitter, more attached to no responsibility

新浪新闻客户端:
    #美食时刻#【红烧鸡翅[馋嘴]】用啤酒代替水做红烧鸡翅,大蒜的浓郁香味包裹着充满胶质的鸡翅,你看饿了吗?tEUlmVk ​
[# # food moments [braise in soy sauce chicken wings [available]] do braise in soy sauce chicken wings with beer instead of water, rich smell of garlic wrapped chicken wings, full of colloid look hungry? tEUlmVk]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

小野妹子学吐槽:
    哈哈哈哈哈韩寒这个剧组可以说是在他的带领下全员放飞了,导演这英语说的…沈腾都能被他逗得笑出声吧?!
tEIjGC ​

[Ha ha ha ha ha han the project can be said to be under the guidance of his fully released, the director said the English... Shen Teng can be he made laugh? ! < br > tEIjGC]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

南方都市报:
    【四川家喻户晓的水底宝藏,在他手中由传说变成现实】出水件文物,金银装满了间仓库还装不完。而这一切都只是考古队清理“江口沉银”遗址面积 %所得。在海绵演讲,“江口沉银”发掘总领队刘志岩坦言,自己根本没料到江口古战场遗址会出水如此众多的文物。这样一个在四川当地家喻户晓的宝藏传说...全文: m.weibo ​
[【 treasure sichuan household water, into his hand by legend into reality 】 water relics, gold and silver filled with warehouse still not over. And all this just clear team jiang KouChen silver site area %. Speaking in the sponge, jiang KouChen silver digging the leader Liu Zhiyan admitted that they didnt expect that estuary ancient battlefield water so many cultural relics. Such a local household treasure legends in sichuan... The full text m. eibo]

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冷笑话精选:
    注意:前方高萌[心] tEIWcKq ​
[Note the front Gao Meng tEIWcKq [heart]]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

微博汽车:
    #V影响力峰会# “男人嘛这辈子总得有辆跑车”,还别说,喜提BRZ之后,当真如愿加入了跑车俱乐部 。虽然《上车开怼》依旧怼输,可作为新晋奶爸却是实力担当 [给力]!月日,#汽车V峰会# @李伟龙-lwl 记得开跑车来 [偷笑]~ tEImRw ​
[# # V power summit man in this life must have a sports car, also dont say, after the BRZ xi, really wish to join the sports club. Although the car open Dui Dui lose, still can be used as new dads for [to] is strength! Month, # # @ wei-long li auto V summit - LWL remember driving car to [laughing] ~ tEImRw]

这个官微有意思,有车没车不重要,带你装逼带你飞

猫扑:
    我看着他吃不到我也好焦急[允悲]tEfAH ​
[I watched him eat less than I burn or allow sad tEfAH]

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但斌:
    [作揖]@白日依山小鞋,大爱
[[bowing] @ the day little shoes up to the mountain, the great love]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

青年时报:
    【耳中整日“洪水声轰鸣”,岁奶奶被吵得睡不好觉,竟是一根血管惹的祸[抓狂]】今年岁的阮奶奶患上#耳鸣#的毛病已经有年了,无论白天还是晚上,耳边都能听到洪水的隆隆声或者发动机的轰鸣声,并且随着时间的推移,耳鸣的声音越来越响,最终到了即便吃很多安眠药、镇静药,也只能小睡一会的地步。...全文: m.weibo ​
[Ears flood roared all day long, old grandma was noisy sleep well, turns out to be a vein of [mad]] this year, nguyen grandma develop # # tinnitus problem has been around for ages, no matter day or night, the ear can hear the rumble of the flood or the noise of the engine, and as time goes on, and the sound of tinnitus, eventually to even eat a lot of sleeping pills, sedatives, also can take a nap. ... The full text m. eibo]

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但斌:
    林海雪原 ​
[The beautiful snow]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

南方都市报:
    [怒]
[[anger]]

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蔡依林:
    請戴上耳機慢慢服用
#蔡依林专辑uglybeauty# tEINoVD ​

[Please wear headphones slowly taking < br > # jolin tsai album uglybeauty# tEINoVD]

青年时报:
    【杭州一父亲起诉儿子还百万买房钱,法院判决儿子、前儿媳共同偿还】日前,富阳的老李把自己的儿子小李,以及正在闹离婚儿媳小红都告上法院,要他们归还之前支持小俩口结婚买房的万。对此,小红自然是不肯还钱,近日,富阳法院判决该债务应视为夫妻共同债务,由小李和小红共同偿还……...全文: m.weibo ​
[[hangzhou a father son has millions of money to buy a house, the court ruled son, former daughter-in-law to repay 】, fuyang Lao li xiao li, his son, and small GongDou is divorcing her daughter-in-law to court, before they return to support small couple married to buy a house. To this, the little red nature is not willing to pay, recently, fuyang court ruled that the debt shall be deemed to be joint debt, pay jointly by xiao li and little red... ... The full text m. eibo]

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小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【被害人都分不清 #男子和抢匪撞脸坐年冤狱# 】因为跟一名犯罪嫌疑人“撞脸”,美国男子理查德·安东尼·琼斯蹲了年监狱,而他根本就没有犯罪。虽然他坚称自己没有犯罪,并提供了不在场的证据,无奈没有DNA证据他仍被定罪。为了洗清冤屈他找到了真正劫匪,跟他实在是太像了>>tEICPFZ ​
[【 # man doesnt know the victim and the robbers ran face to sit in the unjust charge # 】 because hit face with a crime suspect, American man Richard Anthony Jones spent years in prison, but he doesnt have a crime. Although he insists that he is no crime, and provide the evidence is not present, but there is no DNA evidence he was condemned. To clear the wrongs he found the real robbers, with him is too like > > tEICPFZ]

国事家事天下事,事事关心。

冷笑话精选:
    加入了马爸爸的一个互助计划,这个月筹集了万,救助了一个做开颅手术的小女孩,希望以后这个组织可以快点来扣我的钱#为什么我的分钱还没扣# ​
[Joined the horse dad a mutual plan, raise in this month, save a little girl do surgical operation, hope I can hurry to buckle my money the organization # # why my money havent buckle]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

青年时报:
    【按医嘱服用降糖药,大伯血糖却飙升,一查竟是#恶性肿瘤#在作怪[生病]】李大伯今年岁,多年前得了糖尿病,一直规律服用降糖药。但最近个月,李大伯不仅血糖居高不下,还总感觉口干,体重也下降了斤。家属将李大伯送往杭州市一医院集团瓶窑院区(余杭三院)内分泌科就诊。经过检查发现,李大伯的...全文: m.weibo ​
[According to the doctors advice to take medications, uncle sugar soared, check was # # malignancy in [ill]] Li Dabo years old this year, many years ago had diabetes, have been taking medications. But in recent months, Li Dabo not only high blood sugar, also always feel dry mouth, weight is reduced by catty. Families will Li Dabo sent to a hospital group bottle of hangzhou kiln on campus (yuhang) the research and endocrinology. After inspection, found that Li Dabo... The full text m. eibo]

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