Just want to be a beloved clientGraphic from Japanese twitter, more attached to no responsibility

新浪新闻客户端：
    【男子路遇“灵车”碰瓷 被逼向“死人”鞠躬还赔了多元】早前，柳州市民甘先生开车在路上被一辆假扮成灵车的奔驰轿车碰瓷，不仅被逼着跟“死人”鞠躬道歉，还付了多元赔偿款。柳州警方近日抓获了该团伙一名主要成员陈某，公安机关还将继续追捕其他嫌疑人。据陈某交代，团伙成员分别开两辆车实...全文： m.weibo ​
[The man was forced to get between the hearse racketeer dead bow also lost a multivariate 】 earlier, liuzhou people gump driving on the road is a disguised as the hearse Benz car racketeer, not only was forced to apologize to the dead bow, also paid for the multivariate properly. Liuzhou police recently captured the gang Chen, a main member of the public security organs will continue to pursue other suspects. According to Chen, Chen gang members respectively drive two cars real... The full text m. eibo]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

优酷：
    #我与你的光年距离[超话]#最近叶故@王以纶RileyKing 与夏曦@许晓诺_senior 的感情升温很迅猛[偷笑]，这是一波吃到撑的狗粮[doge]tENgH ​
[# I with your light-years leaf is closest to the [super words] # @ Wang Yiguan RileyKing and said @ Xu Xiaonuo _senior feelings to heat up very rapidly [laughing], this is a wave to eat dog fooddoge tENgH to hang on]

小野妹子学吐槽：
    恭喜@今天也也也也不想上班 名用户获得【你所指定的圣诞礼物】。微博官方唯一抽奖工具@微博抽奖平台 -tRoCwwnZ对本次抽奖进行监督，结果公正有效。公示链接：tEEmDNT
[Congratulations to @ is also dont want to work today Users get [Christmas gift 】 you specify. Weibo official only draw tool @ weibo lucky draw platform - tRoCwwnZ supervise the lottery results fair and effective. The public links tEEmDNT]

图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

平安北京：
    这样的交通安全公益广告，请来一打tEcMOV ​
[Public service ads such traffic safety, a dozen tEcMOV, please]

这里是北京市公安局官方微博，在这里您可以了解到北京警方的新闻资讯。欢迎您给我们提出意见和建议。

优酷：
    #优酷陪你跨年#江苏卫视跨年演唱会，音乐可以再现，风格不可模仿！月日优酷独家同步直播，@MD_摩登兄弟 #刘宇宁#唱给你听！
tEESpLF ​
[# # youku accompany you New Years jiangsu satellite TV New Year concert, music can reproduce, style cannot imitate! Youku exclusive broadcast live, February nd # @ # yu-ning liu MD_ fashionable brother sing it to you! < br > tEESpLF]

微博星座：
    这...这样吗[抱抱]
[This is... Do this [hug]]

微博星座命理官方微博

优酷：
    #优酷陪你跨年#江苏卫视跨年演唱会，用心聆听，让奇迹发声！月日优酷独家同步直播，@林俊杰 等你来听歌！
tEEiNp ​
[# # youku accompany you New Years jiangsu satellite TV New Year concert, listen attentively, make miracles! Youku exclusive broadcast live, February nd @ jj Lin waiting for you to listen to music! < br > tEEiNp]

卢健生：
    平安夜 #简简单单又一餐[超话]# tzAIkaG ​
[Christmas Eve # simple meal [ultra words] # tzAIkaG again]

Z CAM, CEO

优酷：
    #蒙面唱将猜猜猜#多才多艺的的小可爱上线啦，自曝多重身份不仅是演员还是做着生意的小老板。让酷酷羡慕嫉妒恨的是喜欢吃肉还长不胖[泪]各位可有在什么综艺节目中见到过这样一只花仙子？#优酷蒙面唱将#
tEEJP ​
[# # masked sing will guess versatile little cute online, revealing multiple identities is not only the actor is doing the business of small business owners. Let cool envy jealous of hate is love to eat meat also long not fat tears you can have in what I seen such a beautiful faery in variety show? # # youku masked sing will < br > tEEJP]

猫扑：
    【威胁花总大学生再发文，花总律师回应：猖狂嚣张，哪有大学生的样子[话筒]】月日，曝光酒店卫生乱象的花总表示，对其进行死亡威胁者已被警方查获：系辽宁某高校大二学生。近日，这名学生在其父母的陪同下到公安机关承认错误。日，花总代理律师告诉@梨视频，起先花总考虑其是大学生，不愿毁其前...全文： m.weibo ​
[【 threatened to post total college students, the flower general counsel response rampant arrogance, which have the appearance of the college students [microphone]] month day, exposure hotel health chaos flowers always said, on the death threats have been seized by the police department of liaoning university sophomores. Recently, the students accompanied by their parents to the public security organs to admit a mistake. Day, the flower general agent lawyer told @ pear video, flowers always consider it is a college student at first, dont want to destroy his former... The full text m. eibo]

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微博汽车：
    #大V聊车# 我就知道，兮姐看上你的不止脑洞！还有才华和……[doge][doge]
[Big # V chat car # I will know, xi elder sister have a crush on you more than imagination! And talent and...... [doge] [doge]]

这个官微有意思，有车没车不重要，带你装逼带你飞

汽车之家：
    正确答案是途乐，恭喜@逝去的一阵風 最快答对。请私信家家您的收货地址，我们会尽快将礼品快递到您手中。
[Path is the right answer, congratulations @ a gust of wind The fastest answer correctly. Please direct messages every of your shipping address, we will gift delivery to you as soon as possible.]

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新浪汽车：
    你的汽车小目标是啥？快来参加#新浪年度车#千元大奖征文活动叭！灯光师摄影师已就位，来欣赏一波车友大作[围观]具体活动规则戳链接tEEHqaZ[爱你]想中奖吗？首先你要确定一个汽车小目标~[喵喵] ​
[What is your car small target? Join # sina annual car # one thousand dollars award the campaign beep! Juicers photographer already in place, to enjoy a wave of juyou masterpiece [watch] poke link specific activity rules tEEHqaZ [love] you want to win? The first thing you want to make sure a small target car ~ [meow]]

新鲜的汽车资讯； 快速的新车报道； 全面的车型数据； 及时的车型报价； 丰富的汽车活动。

冷笑话精选：
    单身狗笑着笑着哭了[允悲]@T东喃奚北T会服软的男生真可爱，都不忍心打了[doge]@小示爱最后那个太拼了吧哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 tEEujY
[Single dog laughed and laughed and cried [allow sad] @ T T dong xi nan north will mainly to cute boys, dont have the heart to beat [doge] @ small love that last too spell ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha tEEujY]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！