Poison tongue mouth base teases, YanZheng meter of eight legs are long, cold brother eight pieces o

冷笑话精选：
    多沟通，多包容@贴吧君多站在对方的角度，控制自己的脾气。@我的极品评论通俗的讲 比三观不合更重要的是 包容和理解@LETSCROSSOVERIT和而不同 求同存异
[More communication, more inclusive @ tieba jun stand each others side, control his temper. @ my best comment popular speak is more important than through out of tolerance and understanding @ LETSCROSSOVERIT and Seeking common ground while putting aside differences]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

薛蛮子：
    我在苏梅岛上恭候大家光临。共度新年。报名者@苏梅蛮子公馆 tRWJvL ​
[Ill be waiting for you on koh samui. Spend the New Year. Applicants @ samui barbarian mansion tRWJvL]

天使投资人薛蛮子 商业计划书请发送至——charlesxue@一

ZAKER：
    【改革开放年，这些车留给中国的不仅是回忆】 四十年间，汽车工业的发展就像一条时间线，将我们与汽车与时代连结起来。 tEbxVtsV ​
[[years reform and opening up, the cars to China is not only the memories] forty years, the development of the auto industry as a time line, will we link up with The Times with cars. tEbxVtsV]

传递价值资讯：myzaker

新浪汽车：
    #交通万象# 你快下来，这是走人的桥，不是走车的[悲伤] ​
[# # vientiane traffic you come down, this is the bridge to leave, not go car [sad]]

新鲜的汽车资讯； 快速的新车报道； 全面的车型数据； 及时的车型报价； 丰富的汽车活动。

新浪新闻客户端：
    【#酒店床单混洗#带血床单与普通被套不分 如家回应】近日，有拍客来到酒店洗涤厂卧底调查发现，清洁人员将带血床单普通被罩混洗，还有好几桶违规化学原料，包括双氧水，草酸等。更有工作人员称：什么颜色放进去出来都是白的，就是要暴力蒸白↓↓对此如家酒店这样回应↓↓tEbxcdu ​
[【 # hotel sheets mixed wash # bloody sheets bedding bag regardless of from the rest Home inns response 】 recently, take the guest came to hotel washing plant undercover investigation found that the cleanup crews to mix bloody sheets ordinary quilt washed, have several barrels of violations, chemical raw materials, including hydrogen peroxide, oxalic acid, etc. More staff said what color and let it out all is white, is to violent steamed white left left home inns hotel in response to this left left tEbxcdu]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

金山夜话博主：
    #金山夜话# 听友：如何知道，某个人，是否背后讲我坏话？什么时候，能原谅，什么时候，不能原谅嚼舌根的人？金山：物以类聚，人以群分。什么人找什么人，半斤对八两。 ​
[# # jinshan night listening how do you know, someone, ill tell me behind? When, can forgive, what time, cant forgive gossiping and people? Jinshan birds of a feather flock together, birds of a feather flock together. What people seek what people, about half a catty. ​]

首届中国广电“台帝”，《金山夜话》主持人，记者，作家，著名情感问题专家

青年时报：
    #西湖早茶#：懒惰不会让你一下子跌倒，但会在不知不觉中减少你的收获；勤奋也不会让你一夜成功，但会在不知不觉中积累你的成果。人生需要挑战，更需要坚持！早安！ ​
[# # the west lake tea lazy, wont make you suddenly fall, but you can be in imperceptible in harvest; Hard work also wont let you overnight success, but you can be in imperceptible in accumulation of results. Life need to challenge, more need to insist! Good morning! ​]

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新浪新闻客户端：
    【岁少年往#高速上扔石头砸多辆车#，被逮后大哭：我要找妈妈[黑线]】月日，河北黄骅一名岁少年辍学后在家无所事事，收集了一堆石头，多日来在高速边扔石头，砸中了多辆。少年称只是觉得好玩儿，但司机却被吓得心惊胆战，差点翻车。tEbVClrk ​
[The teenager to throw a stone # highway car #, caught after crying I want to find mother [black line]] month day, hebei huanghua a teenager after dropping out of school at home doing nothing, collected a heap of stones, for days to throw stones at the edge of the high speed, hit the car. Young said just think fun, but the driver was scared fearful, almost overturned. tEbVClrk]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

小浪同学爱吐槽：
    【睡不着？可能你的#失眠是由自恋引起的#[doge]】自恋是人的“生本能”之一，从心理学上来说，自恋就是认为自己是对的，认为自己比别人强。睡眠和体温、脉搏一样，一般不受人控制，但自恋者偏要控制，比如强迫自己一定要几点入睡等，结果备受挫折，导致失眠。你昨晚“自恋”了吗？[允悲] ​
[【 sleep? Could you # # insomnia is caused by a narcissistic [doge]] narcissism is one of the persons life instinct, psychologically, narcissism is he thinks hes right, think they are better than others. Sleep and body temperature, pulse, general is not controlled by the people, but to control the narcissist, such as must force yourself to sleep time, frustrated as a result, lead to insomnia. You narcissism last night? [allow sad]]

国事家事天下事，事事关心。

新浪汽车：
    #车圈趣闻# 吓人家一跳，人家只是在抠手指啦[允悲] tEbxyWC ​
[# #.so funny scary to jump, the somebody else just picking fingersallow sad tEbxyWC]

新鲜的汽车资讯； 快速的新车报道； 全面的车型数据； 及时的车型报价； 丰富的汽车活动。

小浪同学爱吐槽：
    #早鸟分享##最后天#【你所有的努力，都有迹可循】时间，有时只是钟表上“滴答滴答”的声音，有时却是生命中值得珍藏的，光彩夺目的痕迹。不知不觉间，即将过去，这一年的你，是否曾用心地把握每一分钟，又或者让时间如流水般逝去？愿每一天都新鲜的你，带着温暖，朝着阳光明亮的地方，继续生...全文： m.weibo ​
[# early bird share # # # last day [all of your efforts, there are telltale signs 】 time, sometimes only on the clock tick sound, sometimes is a life worth collect carefully, dazzling. Unconsciously, to the past, this year you, whether grasp every minute in my heart, or make time like running water dies? Willing to fresh you every day, with a warm, bright place, toward the sun will continue... The full text m. eibo]

国事家事天下事，事事关心。

平安北京：
    今日天气预报：冷，不宜上班[拳头] ​
[Todays weather forecast cold, unfavorable to work [fist]]

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小野妹子学吐槽：
    恭喜@四百兆分之一 等名用户获得【小野咖啡双人免单】。微博官方唯一抽奖工具@微博抽奖平台 -tRoCwwnZ对本次抽奖进行监督，结果公正有效。公示链接：tEbMYKgb
[Congratulations to @ one over four hundred million user so as to obtain ono coffee double free of charge. Weibo official only draw tool @ weibo lucky draw platform - tRoCwwnZ supervise the lottery results fair and effective. The public links tEbMYKgb]

图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

但斌：
    我对年的走势，至少在年初的时候也是没有判断正确！认错！@谢菲-sophia反向指标
[My path for years, at least in the early time is not right! To apologize! @ blades - Sophia contrarian indicator]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人