刘彦斌:
那些一根阳线就改三观的人,根本就在股市活不下去!
[Those who would like to change through the male thread, simply cant live in the stock market! ]
刘彦斌:
在股市里,决定收益的是你的耐心,而不是你的智商!
[In the stock market, decided to income is your patience, and not your IQ! ]
刘彦斌:
核心资产将引领大盘再创新低!
[Core assets would lead the market to new lows. ]
微博时尚:
@微博时尚 #美妆V赏#即将揭开帷幕!精致闪耀的会场为冬日的上海增添了一抹美丽风景,明星大咖马上到场,盛典海量高清美图敬请期待!
[V to watch # @ # weibo fashion beauty makeup will begins! Delicate and bright the venue for the winter in Shanghai adds a beautiful scenery, big star cafe immediately, and the festival mass hd wont stay tuned! ]
微博时尚专注于微博时尚美妆、珠宝设计、服装设计等领域
新浪新闻客户端:
【喝断片了?男子#打约特殊服务# [汗]】日,浙江嘉兴民警接到一男子来电,称“我想找个女人,你过来帮我安排一下”。经查,吴某当天约了几个朋友喝酒,酒后来到洗浴中心,他跟朋友吹牛要找给自己安排特殊服务。目前吴某因扰乱公安机关正常工作秩序被处以行政拘留天。tEAWIu
[【 drink fragment? Man # # play about special service [Mr Khan]], jiaxing, zhejiang police received a man calls, said Im looking for a woman, you come and help me. As Wu Mou day about a few friends to drink, drink and to wash bath center, with his friends brag for set special services for yourself. Currently Wu Mou due to disturb the order of the public security organs work was sentenced to administrative detention days. tEAWIu]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
小浪同学爱吐槽:
【景区回应#持华为手机免票入园#:这样的热度我们愿意蹭】近日,河南神农山景区因“华为手机用户免门票”引发争议。日,河北邢台A景区崆山白云洞发布公告,持华为手机游客可以免门票入园,景区挂牌价为元。日景区管理处回应称,“这样的热度我们愿意蹭”。tEwjBsf
[The scenic spot response # # the huawei mobile phone free into the garden the heat we are willing to rub 】 recently, henan shennong mountain scenic area for huawei mobile phone users free admission controversial. , hebei xingtai Kong baiyun mountain cave announcement, A scenic spot the huawei mobile visitors can free admission fees, scenic listed price of RMB. The heat of the scenic area management office responded by saying, this we would like to rub. tEwjBsf]
国事家事天下事,事事关心。
猫扑:
【#准婆婆要求儿媳当家庭主妇#:你工资比保姆还低】张女士在杭州做文员,未婚夫是公司的明星业务员,收入高家底殷实,到了谈婚论嫁的时候,准婆婆认为张女士三千多的收入还不如一个保姆高,要求婚后做家庭主妇,否则不资助买房,但张女士认为女生还是应该有自己的事业。tEjJlR
[【 # # quasi mother-in-law asked her daughter-in-law when housewife your salary is lower than the nanny 】 do assistant ms zhang in hangzhou, the fiance is the star of the company salesman, money earned higher income, to talk about marriage, quasi mother-in-law think ms zhang more than three thousand high income is not as good as a nanny, asked to do a housewife after marriage, otherwise dont fund to buy a house, but she think girls should have their own career. tEjJlR]
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冷笑话精选:
都年了,单身的你还在熬夜。
圣诞节有人陪?不存在的。
过去的一年,熬了不知道多少夜,
皮肤也每况愈下,但好像也从来没中过奖。
数一数深夜转发不计其数的抽奖微博,哇得一声哭了起来。
#奚梦瑶的圣诞礼物# 这个#天猫双旦礼遇季#,拯救你的熬夜肌肤和糟糕运气![喵喵]让你做最靓的锦鲤,助你华...全文: m.weibo
[All year, single, are you still stay up late. < br > anyone with Christmas? That doesnt exist. < br > in the past year, stayed up the dont know how many nights, < br > skin has gone from bad to worse, but also seems to have never won any. < br > count the night forward countless lottery weibo, wow to a loud cry. < br > < br > # # # the Tmall Ming xi Christmas gift double denier courtesy season #, save you stay up late the skin and bad luck! [meow] allows you to do the most beautiful brocade carp, help you in China... The full text m. eibo]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!
优酷:
@薛凯琪 现场法语教学!设计才能突出,歌声又如此动人,这样的女神居然还说得一口流利的法语[跪了][跪了]果然咱们#蒙面唱将猜猜猜#的唱将们个个都不简单啊!#优酷蒙面唱将#
tElgad
[@ fiona sit the French teaching! Designed to highlight, singing and so moving, so the goddess of the incredibly still speak fluent French] [kneeling] [kneeling indeed our # # masked sing will guess singing will be all are not simple ah! # # youku masked sing will < br > tElgad]
汽车之家:
正确答案是马自达MX-,恭喜@逝去的一阵風 最快答对。请私信家家您的收货地址,我们会尽快将礼品快递到您手中。
[Mazda MX - is the right answer, congratulations @ a gust of wind The fastest answer correctly. Please direct messages every of your shipping address, we will gift delivery to you as soon as possible.]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
星巴克北京:
这个圣诞节谁陪你过?
来看看我们萌萌的圣诞情侣熊是怎么过的吧~
星巴克最忠实的可爱会员们
小星为你准备了满满的惊喜哦
快来星巴克门店参与我们的活动
捧一杯暖暖的热饮
尝一口美味的甜点
一起享受这个温情的圣诞节吧 tElGu
[Who accompany you through this Christmas? < br > to have a look at our sprouting of couple bear how did you spend Christmas ~ < br > starbucks lovely most loyal members < br > the little star full of surprise for you < br > come to starbucks stores to participate in the activities of our warm liquids < br > < br > holding a cup of taste delicious dessert < br > lets enjoy the warmth of Christmas tElGu]
星巴克咖啡公司成立于年,始终致力于商业道德采购并烘焙世界上最优质的阿拉比卡咖啡豆。四十年间,门店遍布全球的星巴克已经成为世界上首屈一指的专业咖啡烘焙商和零售商。
小浪同学爱吐槽:
【池州某高校洗澡需下APP扫码 学生狂吐槽:一扫码手机就被淋湿[衰]】近日,安徽池州一高校,学生必须要下载一APP扫描二维码才能洗热水澡。这引起学生们各种吐槽,称因操作麻烦、怕把手机淋坏都宁愿少洗热水澡。该校后勤工作人员回应称,已了解相关问题,目前正积极整改。tEUkhbih
[【 chizhou bathing a university students need to sweep the APP code under the crazy fun a sweep yards phone got wet [failure]] recently, the anhui chizhou college, students have to download an APP to scan qr code to a hot bath. This caused the students all kinds of fun, described by operating trouble, afraid of the phone less bad would prefer a hot bath. The school logistics staff responded that understand the related issues, is currently actively rectification. tEUkhbih]
国事家事天下事,事事关心。
微博星座:
治愈了[泪]
[Cured [tears]]
微博星座命理官方微博
小野妹子学吐槽:
没那么高期待就不会太失望啦[ok]
[Its not that high expect [ok] wouldnt be too disappointed?]
图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
新浪汽车:
#新车情报局#【昂科威国六版车型上市 售价.-.万元】近日,款昂科威国六版车型上市,新车在外观、内饰上没有任何变化,只对发动机燃油系统的工艺和技术做了完善,提高燃烧的效率值,满足国六排放标准。新车在售价上维持现款价格,售价区间为.-.万元。
[# # new cia 【 enclave wei kingdom sixth edition models listed price. -. Ten thousand yuan 】 recently, the enclave wei kingdom sixth edition models, a new car on the exterior and interior without any change, only the engine fuel system process and technical improvement, improve the efficiency of the combustion value, meet the six emission standards. New car maintain cash price on the price, price range for. -. Ten thousand yuan. ]
新鲜的汽车资讯; 快速的新车报道; 全面的车型数据; 及时的车型报价; 丰富的汽车活动。
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