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冷笑话精选：
    值得一听[心]@summerebbie：最爱的现场
[Worth listening to [heart] @ summerebbie favorite scene]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

小米手机：
    夜深人静的时候，是回忆翻涌的时候。看到七年前的自己，内心依然激动不已。要不我们聊聊，你的第一部#小米手机#是？[爱你]
[When the dead of night, is memory surge up. See oneself of seven years ago, the heart still excited. Why dont we talk about, what is your first # millet mobile phone #? Love you []]

探索黑科技，为发烧而生。

冷笑话精选：
    [泪]@额---不知道啊@那么醒来 @我的前任是极品[泪][泪][泪]@痒痒猫的幸福城堡[泪][泪][泪][泪]@治愈系心理学[泪]
[[] tears @ the forehead - I dont know @ @ then woke up my predecessor is the best [tears] [tears] [] tears @ tickles the cats happy castle [tears] [tears] [tears] [] tears @ healing psychology (tears)]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

猫扑：
    身材差距的原因一目了然...tELeWO （via小野妹子学吐槽） ​
[Figure gap is the cause of the be clear at a glance... TELeWO (via ono sister learn fun)]

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小浪同学爱吐槽：
    【岁姑娘做康复训练被按骨折 院方回应】河南新乡市的一位岁的姑娘，高中时因为一场车祸导致肌力障碍，月份，她专门来到郑州一家康复医院做康复治疗。女孩母亲表示做完一直很疼，康复师说是孩子娇气。医生建议下女孩又开始康复训练，疼的实在受不来。一查，女孩竟然被按骨折了！医院回应>>...全文： m.weibo ​
[The years old girl doing rehabilitation training was according to fracture the hospital response 】 henan xinxiang a years old girl, in high school because of an accident cause muscle disorders, month, she traveled to zhengzhou a rehabilitation hospital for rehabilitation. Girl mother said finish has been very painful, Kang Fushi children effeminacy. The doctor suggested that the girl began to rehabilitation training, the pain had not come. Check, the girl was press broken! Hospital respond to > >... The full text m. eibo]

国事家事天下事，事事关心。

小浪同学爱吐槽：
    【男子超市偷元物品拔腿就跑：车都不要了，上面还有他的电话号码[汗]】月日，江苏海安一家超市内，一名衣着体面的男子拿了东西拔腿就跑。经查，男子盗窃的物品价值元，店员表示这还是第一见。男子开的车就停在超市对面，上面还留有他的挪车电话号码。tELeThca ​
[The man ran supermarkets yuan items dont the car, and his phone number above [Mr Khan]] month day, jiangsu haian inside a supermarket, a decent clothes man took things ran. Via checking, yuan man theft of goods value, the clerk said it was the first to see. Man car stop is opposite the supermarket, there were his move car phone number above. tELeThca]

国事家事天下事，事事关心。

新浪新闻客户端：
    .#要闻DAILY# #要闻人物#
老布什，断开连接
一任总统、年副总统
骑自行车的驻华大使
又一位时代见证者离开了
tELeKupd ​
[. # # # news DAILY# news characters < br > bush, disconnect the < br > President, vice President, < br > to ride a bicycle ambassador < br > another era witnesses left < br > tELeKupd]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

汽车之家：
    #夜福利#卓越的设计理念，阿斯顿·马丁DB~ ​
[# # night welfare excellent design concept, the aston Martin DB ~]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

优酷：
    #刷完这条就睡觉# #黄婷婷[超话]# 说穿睡衣的自己有一点点好看~我实名制反对，这哪是一点点好看，这简直是暴风好看好吗[给你小心心]，看看时间不早了，我也去换睡衣啦，晚安~ ​
[Go to bed brush # the # # principal words [over] # our pajamas myself a little bit beautiful ~ the system, which is a little bit of this, this is a good storm bullish on yougive you heart carefully, see if its getting late, I also went to wear pajamas, good night ~]

微博搞笑排行榜：
    评论留下狗血的故事开头，
大家来回复盖楼，往下编剧情 _________________________________ ​​​​
[To comment on the story of the dog blood left beginning, < br > everybody reply to building, under the code _________________________________ plot]

微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗

新浪新闻客户端：
    #枕边时刻#因为什么奇怪的理由哭过tELesbZ ​
[# # pillow moment for some strange reason cried tELesbZ]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

新浪汽车：
    #歪果车圈趣闻# 完全的“人工智能防追尾装置”，就是造价成本感觉有点高[笑cry] tELesZ ​
[# # slanting fruit.so funny completely artificial intelligence prevent collision device, is the high capital cost feels a bit [laugh cry] tELesZ]

新鲜的汽车资讯； 快速的新车报道； 全面的车型数据； 及时的车型报价； 丰富的汽车活动。

edc陳冠希：
    #Vision Street Wear x 陈冠希# RD EYE VISION 系列今日開售 @VisionStreetWear，別忘記！ ​
[陈冠希# # vision street wear x rd eye vision系列现在日开售@ visionstreetwear,各忘记!​]

International nomad

汽车之家：
    有朋友私信问月的车圈大事件怎么还没出，这不嘛，来了。@Drummer崔_要努力 ​
[Have friends ask direct messages on rim didnt out how big events, it doesnt, well, here. @ Drummer _ to cui]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

青年时报：
    【心痛！又有头领航鲸搁浅海滩死亡[伤心]】近日，新西兰查塔姆岛，至头领航鲸搁浅在海滩上，目前约头鲸随海浪重回大海，其余头搁浅领航鲸死亡，还有头因伤势过重被实施安乐死。这是一周以来新西兰第二次发生鲸集体搁浅事件。月日，头领航鲸在新西兰斯图尔特岛搁浅死亡。...全文： m.weibo ​
[【 heartache! Death of first pilot whales beached beach [sad]] recently, the Chatham islands of New Zealand, to the first pilot whales stranded on the beach, currently about whale along with the waves back into the sea, the rest of the stranded pilot whales die, and the head was euthanized for his injuries. This is the second week since New Zealand whale mass strandings. June , pilot whale stranding Stewart island in New Zealand. ... The full text m. eibo]

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